Master, your apprentice has fallen into a demon again

Yin Wushang moved to the side of the bed, stretched out his hand to poke the person under the blanket, bent down and carefully grabbed the corner of the blanket, trying to lift it off.

"Master, your tail is exposed..."

"Fuck your mother, there's no tail." Su Baili hid under the quilt, desperately stuffing his tail into his pants.

A sharp and ear-piercing mechanical sound exploded in his mind again: [Warning warning: Immortal Leng Leng can't say shit about your mother!Indifferent Immortal Lord can't say to let your mother's shit go!The host's words and deeds are ooc, and he will be punished as a beast. 】

Su Baili: "...?"

Before he had time to tuck his tail into his trousers, the quilt had already been lifted by Yin Wushang.

Yin Wushang stared blankly at the pair of pink and white cat ears on Su Baili's head, and was immediately dumbfounded.

As if being touched by electricity, my heart was numb and itchy, and I felt a hot stream slowly flowing out of my nose while I was in the bath.

"Master, your ears... ears..."

Su Baili reached out and touched the fluffy cat ears on his head, his mind went blank.

It's over!It's over!

"That... Yin Wushang, listen to my explanation... you..."

Su Baili raised his head, ready to struggle before dying.

As a result, when he looked up, he saw two bright red spots gushing out from under Yin Wushang's nose.

"You, your nose..."

Yin Wushang wiped his nose blankly, his eyes were bright red.

Immediately after that, chickens and dogs jumped in Zhaohua Palace.

Yin Wushang's nosebleed couldn't be stopped at all, he wiped it again, and it flowed out crazily, his sleeves couldn't be blocked, his whole body was bloody.

He covered his nose in embarrassment and said: "Master, you really want my life, I can't do it..."

Su Baili was going to hide under the blanket at first, but when he saw Yin Wushang's posture, he was afraid that his nose would bleed and die.

He had no choice but to drag the cat's tail in shame, climb out of bed with the cat's ears on it, and fetch water for Yin Wushang to stop the bleeding.

It took a whole stick of incense to make noise before Yin Wushang's nosebleed stopped.

The two looked at each other and I looked at you in Zhaohua Hall, the atmosphere was very strange.

Su Baili was thinking about how to explain.

Yin Wushang only wanted to rua the cat.

He sat opposite Su Baili, looking at the pink and tender cat ears, he felt that his whole hand was itchy.

He tentatively asked: "Master, can you touch your ears for me?"

"No, don't even think about it."

"Where's the tail?" Yin Wushang shifted his fiery eyes to his tail again.

"Not to mention." Su Baili became angry from embarrassment, and said fiercely, "put away your bad thoughts."

"Stingy, it's not like I haven't touched it before..."

"Eh?" Su Baili was stunned for a moment, and then argued with a guilty conscience, "When did you touch it?"

"Master is like this, you still want to hide it from me?" Yin Wushang moved like lightning, taking advantage of people's unpreparedness, he quickly grabbed the cat's tail into his hand, and skillfully pulled it from root to tail.

His beloved Mao Mao's foot went limp after being touched by him, and he fell directly into his arms.

"You you you, you presumptuous."

"Is it presumptuous to touch a cat's tail? Then..."

Yin Wushang kept moving his hands, with a smile on the corner of his mouth, he said meaningfully: "Back then, my apprentice not only touched the cat's tail, touched the cat's ears, touched the cat's belly, but also often kissed the cat's little paws."

"You..." Su Baili was dumbfounded, what do you mean?What does this dead boy mean by saying this?

Yin Wushang continued to add what he hadn't finished saying: "The cat's body has been ruaed in all the places that should be rua, and the places that shouldn't be rua are also rua..."

"And who was that kitten back then, I already knew..."

Speaking of this, how could Su Baili not know.

His face was flushed, and he said without love: "You already knew?"

"Well, I already knew that."

Yin Wushang was holding the long cat's tail, and his fingers were doing evil things on the tip of the tail, lightly pinching and slowly rubbing and picking...

He moved the whole body with one hair, and Mao Mao's ears were collapsed by him, and he couldn't lift a little bit of strength.

His hands and feet were so weak that he couldn't even sit still, like pu grass blown down by the wind, lying powerlessly on Yin Wushang's chest.

"Yin Wushang, what are you..."

His voice had a strong nasal sound at some point, and it sounded soft, like the meowing of a kitten just waking up.

Yin Wushang froze for a moment, his eyes became darker and darker, the redness in the depth of his pupils was like a dancing flame that could burn people into ashes.

Su Baili gritted his teeth to make his voice less cat-like.

"Since when did you know?"

Yin Wushang stared at him, and said in a hoarse voice: "In the fox's den, the master saved me that time."

Su Baili almost fainted after hearing this.

Since then, the vest has fallen off.

ah ah ah ah...

And let no one live?

Relying on the vest of the cat, he did a lot of shameful things.

Drink Yin Wushang's water, steal his food, and sleep in his bed.

When trying to be cute, she climbed onto his knees and flattered him in various ways.

Let him scratch his head and back, touch his stomach, smooth his hair, kiss his paws...

He dared to do this at the beginning because he relied on the cat's vest, who would have known that Yin Wushang would have known it a long time ago? !

This TM...

Su Baili wished he could dig a hole in the ground, bury himself in it, and never see anyone.

Yin Wushang looked at Su Baili's face that was blushing with shame and anger, and suddenly leaned into his ear, and said softly, "I really like... I really like such a master."

His voice was very soft, but unusually hoarse, as if a fire had burned through his throat.

The hot and scorching/hot breath sprayed on Su Baili's face, so hot that he couldn't tell whether it was night, east, west, north, or west.

like?

Su Baili's misty eyes were clear for a moment.

like!He also likes...

All the approaching, all the chasing, all the submission had a name in common, and he liked him too.

……

With Nuan Yu in his arms, Yin Wushang's eyes were heavy and heavy, he was not a gentleman who could sit still in his arms, so he stretched out his hand to hold the back of Su Baili's head, and kissed it lightly.

His kiss was so gentle that Su Baili forgot to protest when he came in, he didn't even obey his tail, and unconsciously wrapped it around Yin Wushang's waist.

***

It was raining outside the window at some point.

This rain is very heavy.

The raindrops crackled and hit the glazed tiles in a messy manner, combined with the sound of tumbling sheets and bedding in the bedroom, they converged into the most beautiful and moving music in the world, which lasted most of the night.

It is worth mentioning that the sound of the rain outside the house was chaotic and disorderly, and Yin Wushang's technique can also be compared with it.

Before fainting, Su Baili was thinking that he should have refused earlier, this broken technique is really too difficult for him, next time...

Pooh!

TM will not have a next time.

***

On the second day, the rain stopped, and the sun gently came in through the window lattice, flickering, like gold falling all over the ground.

Su Baili opened his eyes, sat up slowly, looked down at the red spots on his body, and felt a headache.

he last night...

Gan!

I don't know whether to blame Yin Wushang for being too enthusiastic, or to blame myself for having no integrity.

At least he refused, how could he fall so easily, it made him as a teacher very shameless, and he will not be very airy in the future.

***

After Yin Wushang finished dealing with the demons' affairs, he walked in with a smile on his face. The fine sunlight hit his face and coated half of his handsome face with a golden film, which made him look good. The aggressive face is also extremely gentle, and even the usually indifferent eyes seem to be shining with spring.

Su Baili raised his eyes and glanced at him, but didn't give him a good look, so he got off the bed with a stern face and supported his waist.

Yin Wushang's smile froze, and he said cautiously: "Master, you are not happy today?"

Su Baili gritted his teeth and said through gritted teeth, "Happy, very happy."

I'm so happy that I can't wait to castrate you!

Yin Wushang shrank his head, leaned over and held his hand, flattering him: "Is Master hungry? Would you like something to eat?"

"Not hungry." Su Baili waved his hand away angrily.

I was full last night, so hungry.

Yin Wushang was not annoyed when he waved his hand away, he leaned forward again with a stern face: "I have prepared a lot of delicious food for you." Su Baili paused, his dark complexion seemed to look better again.

Seeing the drama, Yin Wushang continued: "There are sea cucumbers roasted with scallions, jelly vegetables in clear soup, sweet and sour carp, steamed Jiaji fish, fish-flavored pork shreds, boiled pork slices, and camphor tea duck."

Su Baili swallowed, as if he was really hungry.

Seeing his rolling Adam's apple, Yin Wushang smiled imperceptibly, and continued: "There are also dry-roasted rock fish, dry-stir-fried shredded beef, stewed crab powder lion head, fresh shrimp soaked in oil, crispy suckling pig, sweet and sour Sweet and Sour Pork."

Su Baili touched his stomach, but he felt really hungry.

But just now I said that I am not hungry, if I eat again, will it be a shame?

Su Baili was still hesitating, but Yin Wushang immediately found a step for him to walk down.

"Such a lot of food is specially prepared by the disciples for the master. If the master doesn't eat it, it will be too wasteful."

"It's indeed a waste." Su Baili coughed lightly, and said, "Bring it up."

"it is good."

Soon, a strong smell of food came from Zhaohua Hall.

Yin Wushang was very filial to pick up vegetables and pick thorns for his master.

Su Baili lowered his head and ate earnestly. When he was full, he realized that Yin Wushang hadn't eaten anything, and the bowl was still clean, with no grains of rice on it.

He was surprised: "Why don't you eat?"

"I don't want to eat these things." Yin Wushang had also been fasting for a long time, he didn't have any desire/desire for food.

"Don't want to eat these?" Su Baili put down his chopsticks, wiped his mouth, and asked, "Then what do you want to eat?"

"I..." Yin Wushang was about to shake his head, but he suddenly thought of something, paused for a moment, looked at Su Baili expectantly and said, "I want to eat the porridge cooked by Master."

"Porridge?" Su Baili frowned. What's so delicious about porridge?

"Yes, it's porridge." Yin Wushang confirmed, "I just want to eat the porridge made by Master himself, and I've been thinking about it for a long time."

Back at Luoxia Peak, Su Baili cooked a bowl of porridge full of tonics for Jiang Xiaonian, but he didn't give it to him.

Yin Wushang remembered that incident until now, and he always remembered Jiang Xiaonian's frightened and provocative expression at that time.

It's obviously a small thing, but it still makes him jealous and envious.

That bowl of porridge was like a thorn, stuck in his heart for several years.

……

Yin Wushang said firmly: "I really just want to drink the porridge cooked by Master."

"In this case..." Su Baili stood up and walked towards the back kitchen of Zhaohua Palace.

There is also a kitchen at the back of Zhaohua Hall, with pots, pans and pans.

Su Baili put on his apron, started cooking porridge inside, and asked by the way, "Do you want salty porridge or sweet porridge?"

"Salty."

***

After half an hour.

Su Baili brought out a bowl of thick and greasy porridge, and placed it in front of Yin Wushang, with inexplicable anticipation in his eyes.

He has been to the back kitchen twice in so many years.

Both times, they cooked porridge for the apprentice.

The first time was to cook Jiang Xiaonian's yang-strengthening medicinal porridge.

This time it was to cook salty porridge for Yin Wushang.

Because Su Baili seldom cooks and doesn't know what his skills are, so when he watched Yin Wushang pick up the bowl, he was inexplicably apprehensive.

"tasty?"

"It's delicious." Yin Wushang's eyebrows trembled, and then he praised: "The porridge made by Master has the taste of the sea." ——It's so salty that it makes you feel bitter.

The smell of the sea?

What does this describe?Delicious mean?

Su Baili breathed a sigh of relief, and said a little happily, "From now on... I will cook porridge for you every day as a teacher."

"No need." Yin Wushang closed his eyes and poured all the porridge into his stomach.

He put down the bowl, wiped his mouth clean, stood up and hugged Su Baili tightly.

"There is no reason why the master cooks porridge for the disciples every day."

Yin Wushang buried his head under his neck, and said softly: "From now on, it's enough for the apprentice to serve the master."

Su Baili: "It's okay, I don't mind."

"I mind. I don't want Master to be tired."

When Yin Wushang said this, Su Baili was inexplicably moved. It is actually a little bit useful to have an apprentice, after all, he is so filial.

It's a pity that he didn't see Yin Wushang's face buried under his neck, that handsome face was wrinkled miserably.

Yin Wushang sucked his mouth silently, swallowed suddenly, and swallowed all the salty porridge into his stomach.

He suddenly felt sorry for Jiang Xiaonian back then.

How did Jiang Xiaonian pour it all down his stomach for such a nasty drink, and then make such a wonderful expression?

After being silent for a while, Yin Wushang couldn't bear it any longer, let go of the master, turned around silently, looking for water to drink.

Su Baili cleaned up the bowls and chopsticks, and casually threw a candy into his mouth.Turning around, he saw Yin Wushang standing by the table and poured three glasses of water.

He asked with some doubts, "Are you thirsty?"

Yin Wushang drank three glasses of water, but his mouth still felt uncomfortable, he sucked his mouth, he couldn't directly say that the porridge is salty, so he thought about his words, and said: "I don't know why, my mouth is a little sour."

"Then you want some candy?" Su Baili bit the candy in his mouth with crunching noises, and casually picked one from the plate and handed it to Yin Wushang.

Yin Wushang glanced at the master, said yes, but didn't take the candy with his hand.

Instead, he held Su Baili's face, leaned over, pried his lips open, and absorbed all the sweetness between his lips and teeth. "The apprentice just wants to eat the candy from Master's mouth..."

Yin Wushang's kiss was obviously domineering and powerful, but his movements were extremely gentle. When Su Baili regained consciousness, Yin Wushang had already embraced him on the bed.

The painful experience of last night still remained in his mind and body, this time Su Baili didn't fall into it again, but tried to push Yin Wushang away with all his strength.

The arrow is on the string and has to be sent.

Yin Wushang suppressed him, and said aggrievedly: "Master, I want..."

"Get out!" Su Baili bent his knees, wishing he could kick him under the bed: "I don't want it."

"Master, I beg you, I feel bad."

"I don't feel bad."

"I'll just rub..."

Su Baili was taken aback, why did this sentence sound so familiar!

"Big pig's hoof, get out!"