Master, your apprentice has fallen into a demon again

Su Baili listened to Yin Wushang's words in a daze, and wanted to cheer up and think, but sleepiness completely drowned him like a tide.

Only everything in the past was like a marquee, going back and forth countless times in his sleep.

Things have to start a few years ago.

On July 20, 7XX, Huaguo City H.

Su Baili was the same as usual. After dinner, he opened a certain novel website as usual. After scanning the list, he randomly selected a novel that was pleasing to the eye and clicked on it.

This main attack article called "Ni Xian" is not bad.

In the first thirty chapters, the protagonists attack and meet, upgrade and fight monsters, soar all the way, and the relationship gradually heats up.

The villain's background is humble, but his IQ is high and his methods are vicious.

There are many remarkable places.

But after thirty chapters, the author began to act like a demon, and the whole article let himself go, full of thunder points.

Su Baili was fed a mouthful of feces, so he sent a long comment in a fit of anger. He sent it out of anger, and the tone of course was not pleasant.

Black Pineapple: [What dick is this written about?I suspect the author is going to write a newspaper article.

A good sweet article on cultivating immortals, why is it abruptly written as a scumbag?

Slag Gong can get hard when he sees everyone, the whole wretched stallion, his character is poor, ungrateful, wolf-hearted.

The cheap subject of thousands of fans doesn't know it, just kneels, licks and attacks.

The author's goal in the copywriting at the beginning: black-bellied domineering loyal dog attack VS high-altitude flower pure-hearted and ashamed?

The loyal dog was eaten by the author?Was Gaolingzhihuashou fed to the dog by the author?

Your copy is seriously inconsistent with the content of the main text, which is copywriting fraud...

Even the villain who was vigorous and aggressive at the beginning collapsed.

The most hateful thing is that the author actually wrote Qingwu Xianjun to death?Qingwu Xianjun is the master of the protagonist, so if he is killed so easily, then what is the meaning of his existence?Jiang Xiaonian's stepping stone?

There are too many slots, so spit it out first!

As a warning to future readers, all the characters in this article are seriously OOC, they were all forcibly demoted, and they did stupid things. 】

……

Su Baili typed out a long comment of more than 1000 characters, and received a reply from the author half a minute after sending it out.

Qian Shanjue: [I like to watch, but I don't want to see it. 】

Su Baili: "???"

What is the author's attitude?

Excuse me!This is the first time I have encountered such an arrogant author.

Su Baili was so angry that he hammered the table, uttered a few obscenities, and immediately rolled up his sleeves to type on the keyboard.

Black Pineapple: [I spent money to read novels and saw shit, what happened to the comment demining?Why let me go?If you have the ability, you can return the money to me. 】

jingle...

The author replied to him immediately, and the speed was quite fast.

Qian Shanjue: [Readers are eligible to comment, and authors are eligible to reply.As for the money back, if you ordered a meal and took a bite and thought it tasted bad, will they have the money to refund you? 】

Su Baili's seven orifices were filled with smoke, and he wished he could crawl along the wire to beat him.

He doesn't believe in evil!Roll up your sleeves and continue to scold the author.

Three hundred floors later, it was twelve o'clock in the middle of the night, and the scolding battle between the two had not stopped.

On the [-]st floor, another reader suddenly popped up in the scolding battle between the two, and he quietly left a comment: [The landlord and the author are careful to wear the book warning! ! 】

The author on the opposite side was getting angry, and immediately commented: [Heh!If a reader is forcing you to talk so much, then I curse you to dress up as an indifferent and arrogant man, if you say a few more words, you will be immediately warned by ooc!Punishment becomes a furry animal. 】

Fuck!so vicious?

Not to be outdone, Su Baili immediately left a comment: [Then I curse the author for dressing up as an amorous stallion man, but his kidneys are bad, and his cavernous body can't harden no matter what, and there are many beauties around him, but he can only look at it. Dry. 】

Author: [Let's wait and see, whoever is unlucky will wear books. 】

Su Baili's Qiqiao was full of smoke, and he slapped the table in anger, wanting to smash the table.

There was the latest goblet on the table. In his rage, he accidentally touched it with his elbow. The glass tilted, and all the water in it just spilled into the socket.

Su Baili frantically unplugged the wire, after a burst of crackling fire arcs, his eyes went dark, and when he woke up again, he was in a strange room.

Lying on the bed, he opened his eyes and saw the veil hanging from the top of the bed, with jade tassels hanging on the four corners of the bed, and looking down, he saw an antique room.

Su Baili sat up in a daze, looked around, and reflexively said, "Fuck! Where is this? Is there anyone?"

No one responded to him, only a piercing and sharp voice rang in his ears: [Warning Warning: Indifferent Xianjun can't say shit!The indifferent fairy can't say shit!The host's words and deeds are ooc, and he will be punished as a beast. 】

The high-pitched machine sound made his eyes pop, and when the sound stopped, he felt a little itchy in his ass.

It was as if something had come out of his tailbone.

Su Baili's scalp went numb, he turned his waist and touched his buttocks, only to find a fluffy tail.

That tail is snow-white and snow-white, smooth to the touch, very cute.

But what's uncute and frightening is that this tail grows from his ass.

"What kind of cock/cock thing is this?"

Su Baili was so frightened that he jumped three feet high, jumped off the bed, walked quickly to the brass mirror by the window, turned sideways to face the mirror, grabbed his tail and pulled it hard, trying to pull it from his ass down.

The sharp and piercing mechanical voice continued to sound: [Warning Warning: Immortal Indifference can't say dick/cock!The indifferent fairy can't say dick!The host's words and deeds are ooc, and he will be punished as a beast. 】

Then, under Su Baili's dumbstruck, the person in the brass mirror had two pink and tender cat ears dangling from the top of his head.

Just as he was about to run away, there were two knocks on the door outside.

"Who?"

The respectful voice of the little boy outside the door sounded: "Immortal Qingwu, I am a disciple..."

Su Baili was taken aback, Qingwu Immortal?The name sounds familiar, isn't this the master of the protagonist Jiang Xiaonian and the villain Yin Wushang in "Ni Xian"?

No way!He is wearing a book?

Su Baili quickly calmed down, and tentatively asked through the door: "Where is this?"

The little disciple outside the door was taken aback, wondering what he meant by this?It took a while before he said: "Immortal Lord Qingwu, this is your Liyun Palace in Luoxia Peak."

Sunset Peak!From the cloud palace!

It's over!As expected, he transmigrated into a book, and became that cannon fodder master who died a miserable death.

Seeing that he was silent, the little disciple outside the door thought about the purpose of this trip, hesitated for a long time and said: "The master master saw that you haven't accepted an apprentice for a hundred years, and said that the newcomers selected this time are not bad, so I specially let you People have sent two disciples with excellent bones, do you want to go and have a look?"

"I see, let them wait in the main hall."

"Yes."

After the people left, Su Baili slowly sat down and meditated.

known conditions:

One, he transmigrated into a book and became a cannon fodder fairy.

Two, he was cursed by that bullshit author.If you can't ooc, ooc will be punished accordingly.Grow animal parts/body organs.It is conceivable that after accumulating to a certain extent, he should completely turn into an animal.

Third, the two disciples sent by the head, if he guessed correctly, should be the protagonist of this book, Jiang Xiaonian, and the villain, Yin Wushang.

Fourth, after Yin Wushang returned from being enchanted, his skill was so powerful that he would easily defeat Qingwu Immortal Lord and crush him to ashes.

Fifth, the protagonist Gong Jiang Xiaonian is affectionate but promiscuous. In the later stage, the full version of the spicy chicken is a piece of spicy chicken, and he will not save the master.

……

After summarizing these known conditions, Su Baili felt that if he wanted to survive in this book, there was only one way to go.

This way is to embrace the villain's thigh and become the only light in the life of the villain Yin Wushang. After all, Yin Wushang has a clear distinction between grievances and resentments, and he will repay himself in the later stage.

Of course, this is only one of the reasons, and when he read "Ni Xian", he felt that the author made Yin Wushang really miserable.

That's right, the author is the creator god of this world, the god of this world.However, he wants to go against the sky now.

The author of Dogecoin, please climb up for me.

***

Su Baili recalled the original owner's spell, and then wanted to perform a spell on himself to hide the tail and cat ears, but he tried several times without success.

He could only go out with a big cloak covering his head and head, and fortunately, his Luoxia Peak was very cold, and he didn't see many people when he went back and forth.

Occasionally, when I met a few young disciples, no one dared to look him in the eye, and they all just bowed their heads respectfully.

So Su Baili went to the main hall openly.

His Majesty was standing with two young youths, one tall and one short.

Through the screen embroidered with cranes, I couldn't see their faces, but they looked about thirteen or fourteen years old.

Su Baili didn't go forward either, and sat down on the big yellow pear wood chair behind the screen, coughed lightly, and after drawing their attention, he asked, "Senior Brother Sect Master asked you to come here?"

"Yes." The two children replied in unison, their voices were crisp and full of vitality unique to teenagers.

"What's your name?" Su Baili leisurely poured himself a cup of tea.

The taller boy on the left stood up straight, and said loudly: "Go back to Qingwu Immortal Lord, my disciple is Yin Wushang."

The thin and short boy on the right looked sideways at Yin Wushang, and said after a long silence: "My name is Jiang, Jiang Xiaonian."

Su Baili understood clearly, raised his eyebrows and said, "Yin Wushang, from now on you will stay in Liyun Palace and be the only apprentice of my Immortal Lord Qingwu."

"Master, what about Xiao Nian?"

"what about me?"

The two teenagers had a tacit understanding and asked in unison.

"You..." Su Baili sneered, and said coldly, "Get out."

The thin young man froze, his face turned pale even through the screen, it took him a long time to muster up the courage and said weakly: "Why? Actually, I..."

"Presumptuous." Su Baili placed the teacup heavily on the table.

The protagonist in the original book, Gong Jiang Xiaonian, is really disgusting. It’s okay to step on a few boats and not be single-minded. When his master Qingwu Xianjun was captured by Yin Wushang who became a demon, he was indifferent and patronized him. I went after the vixen.

At any rate, he was a teacher for a day and a father for the rest of his life. Later, he didn't even avenge his revenge, and he didn't even grab the bones. Ren Yin Wushang threw the bones and ashes of the Qingwu Immortal Lord into the river.

Pooh!This Jiang Xiaonian is really disloyal and unfilial, what's the use of keeping him?What's the use of keeping him!

When I first read the novel, Su Baili was so angry that he was half dead.

Although he knew that the current Jiang Xiaonian hadn't become so bad, nor had he done anything wrong.

But he just has lumps, and when he thinks of taking him as an apprentice, he feels a little nervous.

Didn't want to see him at all.

It doesn't matter if you call him selfish or you call him double standards, anyway, he will never accept the protagonist Jiang Xiaonian as his disciple. For such a disgusting person, not killing him is the greatest kindness to him.

In his rage, Su Baili couldn't control the spiritual power of his body, and the teacup was smashed to pieces by his disordered sword intent.

Jiang Xiaonian originally wanted to say something more, but was so frightened by him, the second half of the sentence stuck in her throat, and she swallowed it abruptly.

Yin Wushang looked at Jiang Xiaonian, his eyes were full of entanglements, but he could feel Qingwu Immortal Lord's piercing sword intent, and in the end he only dared to whisper: "Master, keep him! Otherwise... If he goes, I will go too."

Oh! !

Sure enough, Shang'er still has loyalty!Good boy!

Su Baili didn't want to embarrass the young apprentice, and he didn't want to have a disagreement with him when they met for the first time.

He looked at the thin figure behind the screen, hesitated for a while, and thought: If you stay, just stay, just ignore him, just leave him alone.

Out of sight is pure, let him not appear in front of your eyes again, so as not to obstruct your eyes.

***

Su Baili's eyes became more and more indifferent, he said: "Okay, but from now on, you are not allowed to step into Liyun Palace, and you are not allowed to appear in front of my eyes again..."

"Yes."

Seeing Jiang Xiaonian walking out of the hall dejectedly, Su Baili looked at his back and said in a low voice, "Spicy chicken protagonist, don't beat me."

A sharp and ear-piercing mechanical sound exploded in his mind again: [Warning warning: Indifferent Immortal Lord can't say hot chicken!Indifferent Xianjun can't say hot chicken!The host's words and deeds are ooc, and he will be punished as a beast. 】

Su Baili: "Huh?..."

Seeing his manly hand with well-defined joints turned into a soft, pink and tender one—a cat's claw, Su Baili fell into deep thought.