Master, your apprentice has fallen into a demon again

After confirming that both of them are from modern times, Su Baili and Jiang Xiaonian stared at each other, each more dull than the other.

After a short period of confusion, the master and apprentice finally cheered and hugged together.

It was clearly verified, the fellow villagers saw the fellow villagers, with tears in their eyes, the real scene of this sentence.

The two talked to each other about their panic and uneasiness after traveling to a strange world, and the scene was almost tear-jerking.

After a long time, Jiang Xiaonian said excitedly: "Master, which city are you from?"

"Z city H city."

"Coincidentally! Me too." Jiang Xiaonian asked again: "Master, when did you cross over here?"

"The day I accepted you as an apprentice." Su Baili followed his words and asked, "What about you? When did you come?"

"Coincidentally, I was also on that day." Jiang Xiaonian became even more excited, shouting that the fate is amazing.

He danced and continued to ask: "Master, how did you get through?"

"I knocked over the water glass while playing on the computer, and then I was electrocuted to death. I was here when I woke up." After Su Baili answered, he asked casually, "What about you? How did you get through it?"

"Me?" Jiang Xiaonian seemed to think of something unpleasant, frowned, and said through grinding his teeth, "Don't mention it, it makes me angry."

He also changed the topic first, and said to Su Baili: "Master, what we have transmigrated into is a world of novels, do you know that?"

Su Baili nodded: "I know, I have read this book."

"Well, that's good." Jiang Xiaonian raised the corners of her lips, feeling inexplicably proud that Master has read his novels, so if he knew that he was the author and stood in front of him, he might be so happy.

Jiang Xiaonian's proud "hehe" laughed and continued: "I am a writer on a certain novel website, and then I wrote a novel, but I met a very irritable and stupid reader."

"He read a novel and still babbled, complaining wantonly about my character design and plot, saying that the text is different from the copy, that he is deceiving readers, and that the design is broken."

"Of course I won't do it! He scolded my son and I scolded him, and then the two of us finished scolding each other, and I just turned off the computer and crossed over."

Su Baili was taken aback for a moment, but his heart skipped a beat.

Huh?The words of the irritable and stupid reader in the mouth of the big apprentice are familiar, and I seem to...

He remained calm and pretended to be curious: "Are you the author? Do you have any masterpieces?"

"Of course there is." Jiang Xiaonian raised her eyebrows in embarrassment, "To be honest, I wrote the novel we travel through."

"You wrote "Reverse Immortal"?"

Su Baili was stunned for a moment, his eyelids twitched unconsciously, his face was blue, his back molars were ground unconsciously, and he asked tentatively, "A thousand mountains?"

"How do you know that my author's name is Qian Shanjue?" Jiang Xiaonian was also taken aback for a moment, and then there was an obvious look of pride, "It seems that I am quite famous, even you know about it."

I TM...

Su Baili's eyes turned red after hearing this, and he wished he could be torn apart, fed the meat to the dogs, and threw the ashes into the river.

But he hated it to the extreme but hid it very well. He smiled and said to Jiang Xiaonian: "Wait a minute, I'll give you something."

Jiang Xiaonian saw that his face turned blue and then pale, and finally showed an inexplicable and friendly smile, and felt that something was wrong, but he still followed him and said, "Give me something?"

"Here's a brick." Su Baili picked up a piece of bluestone with his backhand, and threw it at Jiang Xiaonian.

"Help you open a ladle and see what shit is in your mind."

Jiang Xiaonian reacted very quickly, jumped back immediately, escaped the danger of being opened by Qingshi, turned around and fled.

"Master, you have something to say."

"Tell me a dick." Su Baili chased after him with a bluestone.

A sharp and ear-piercing mechanical sound exploded in his mind again: [Warning Warning: Immortal Indifference can't say dick/cock!The indifferent fairy can't say dick!The host's words and deeds are ooc, and he will be punished as a beast. 】

The tail grew out, Su Baili completely ignored it, and chased Jiang Xiaonian desperately.

"Stop for me, if I don't beat you to death today, I will take your surname."

"Stop? Stop and get hit by you, I'm not stupid."

Jiang Xiaonian covered her head and ran desperately on the top of the peak, because the incident happened in such a hurry, she lost one of her shoes, and she looked very embarrassed.

Su Baili was furious, spiritual power flickered at his fingertips, and the armor binding technique came out, binding Jiang Xiaonian who was running away firmly.

The force of the two is in the sky and the other is in the ground.

Jiang Xiaonian knew that he couldn't beat him, and he couldn't escape either.

He looked at the bluestone in Master's hand, with a sad face, and begged for mercy very consciously: "It's only natural for Master to beat apprentices, but you can't use murder weapons."

"Master, you should throw the stone, otherwise people will die."

Su Baili gave him a vicious look, kicked him again, and then reluctantly threw a stone, rushed towards Jiang Xiaonian, and pressed his fist on Jiang Xiaonian's face.

Jiang Xiaonian desperately protected his face and said: "Master, you said it yourself, you can't hit someone in the face when you hit someone."

Su Baili snorted coldly, turned his fist, and hit him, like punching a sandbag left and right, and then choked him again.

Jiang Xiaonian was pressed under him, and his throat got stuck again, and he couldn't speak smoothly, so he could only speak intermittently: "Master, we are all modern civilized people, it's wrong to shout and kill me. Even if you want to kill me, Let me die to understand, oh..."

"Do you want to die to understand? Well, I will let you die to understand."

Su Baili pinched his neck viciously, and cursed casually: "The dog beats a thousand mountains, I hate you."

The curse came right after he finished his cursing.

A sharp and ear-piercing mechanical sound exploded in his mind again: [Warning Warning: Immortal Indifferent can't be bullshit!The indifferent fairy can't be said to be a dog!The host's words and deeds are ooc, and he will be punished as a beast. 】

[Warning warning: The indifferent fairy can't say hello to you!The indifferent fairy can't say hello to your uncle!The host's words and deeds are ooc, and he will be punished as a beast. 】

Then cat ears and cat paws grew out.

The ruthless fairy is obviously fierce, but the trembling pink cat ears on the top of his head are particularly cute.

This somewhat weird painting style made Jiang Xiaonian's eyes widen.

He looked at the half-human, half-demon master who was strangling his neck, and his whole body split apart.

A bad premonition spread over his heart, and something flashed past him vaguely.

Jiang Xiaonian struggled to hold on to his mental breakdown, "You, who are you?"

"Who am I?" Su Baili ground his back teeth, and said word by word, "I am the irritable and stupid reader in your mouth——Black Pineapple."

"Black Pineapple?" Jiang Xiaonian was taken aback when he heard the name. He stared at the master he had always admired and admired, his whole face suddenly looked as ugly as if he had swallowed a mouthful of shit.

"You, you are actually a black pineapple?"

He muttered the words again, thinking of his unspeakable hidden disease, an unknown fire suddenly burst out, burning into a raging fire, burning all his senses.

"Okay! It's you, I finally found you."

"Fuck/Your uncle's black pineapple, if I don't strangle you today, I will take your surname."

The enemy is particularly jealous when they meet.

At this moment, all the previous master-student relationship was forgotten by him.

Jiang Xiaonian broke away from the spirit rope like crazy, and grabbed Su Baili's neck with his backhand. Su Baili didn't let go, but the two of them kept their sense and didn't use their spiritual power. They just pinched each other's neck on the ground Scuffling, fighting embarrassingly and embarrassingly.

Jiang Xiaonian pinched her neck and scolded, "Master Heifengli, you are the one who caused me to time-travel. It's fine if you caused me to time-travel, but you actually cursed me so that I couldn't get hard."

Su Baili also sarcastically said: "If you can't be hard, you deserve it."

"To each other." Jiang Xiaonian said with red eyes: "Look at your cat tail and cat ears, I must have cursed you to become a long-haired animal, and it has come true.

"You still have the face to say... strangle you to death!"

***

After a while, the two people who had been beaten to shame finally vented their anger, and sat on one side, glaring at each other.

Jiang Xiaonian's eyes fell on Su Baili's cat ears, and his little finger suddenly curled up. He resisted the urge to pinch, deliberately snorted, and asked, "The curse that triggered your cat-like limbs, is it?" Not a character ooc?" "Yeah." Su Baili gritted his teeth, glanced at Jiang Xiaonian's indescribable place, and asked, "So because of the curse, you have always...cough...so why not?"

"Yeah." Jiang Xiaonian froze for a moment, then nodded with a dark face.

Su Baili twitched the corners of his mouth, suppressed a smile and said, "I thought you had a hidden disease, so you didn't lift it."

"That's not true." Jiang Xiaonian immediately held his respect and said, "It's the reason for the curse. The original me did it five, six, seven or eight times a night."

Su Baili raised his eyebrows, took out the black-haired tiger king's whip he found from Nanmo, and said with a half-smile: "It's a pity that I have ventured so far to find the golden spear for you, since you originally Five, six, seven or eight times, it shouldn't be useful."

Jiang Xiaonian looked at Tiger King Whip in a daze, "So you went to find medicine for me while you were away?"

"En." Su Baili nodded. "Millennium Ganoderma lucidum, Tiger King Whip, and White Wolf King Kidney infused wine can keep a golden gun from falling."

Jiang Xiaonian's eyes flickered, and with a cold snort, he snatched the Tiger King's whip and quickly hid it in the Sumeru Ring, not forgetting that the dead duck's mouth was stiff: "Who cares that your golden gun does not pour medicine? I can do it once I’m enchanted.”

Su Baili rolled his eyes: "Then you give me back the King Tiger's whip, and I'll throw it down the cliff, and treat it as kindness to feed the dogs."

Jiang Xiaonian mocked, "It's better to feed a dog than a cat."

After he finished speaking, he saw that Su Baili's cat ears looked familiar, he hesitated for a while, and tentatively said: "Speaking of which, you can't be the little white cat raised by Yin Wushang, right?"

"What, what did you say?" Su Baili dug his ears, thinking he heard it wrong. "What do you mean I am Yin Wushang's white cat? Aren't you Yin Wushang?"

Jiang Xiaonian glanced at Su Baili who was stunned and pale, and suddenly felt guilty.

"Cough... so... Actually, I'm not Yin Wushang, I'm the protagonist Jiang Xiaonian."

Su Baili was stunned, he stammered: "What, what? What's going on? You said you are Jiang Xiaonian? Then who was Jiang Xiaonian before? Who is the real Yin Wushang?"

Others were a little flustered, they couldn't control the number of words they spoke, and cursed.

[Warning Warning: Immortal Monarch Leng Wu cannot exceed 25 words in one sentence!The indifferent fairy can't exceed 25 words in a sentence!The host's words and deeds are ooc, and he will be punished as a beast. 】

After the curse was over, his feet became cat's hind paws again.

Jiang Xiaonian looked at the pink and tender cat's paws, his personality was about to split, he twitched the corners of his mouth, but he still pretended to be calm and said: "The real Yin Wushang is the former Jiang Xiaonian! I just deliberately Just changed his name."

Su Baili's voice trembled a little: "Why do you want to change your name?"

"Because... I also want to try the villain's life." Jiang Xiaonian said the process of changing his name indifferently.

Su Baili: "..."

So he hugged his thigh and hugged loneliness?

So he ditched the villain again?

So it was the shit shovel officer who summoned the demon spirit?

So, what happened in the original show still happened?

It's over, it's over...