Master, your apprentice has fallen into a demon again

The next day, at dawn, Yin Wushang got up, washed up, hugged the sleeping cat and kissed him, and then went out satisfied.

He climbed up the mountain stepping on the foggy water, stood at the entrance of Liyun Palace and unconsciously wrung the corners of his sleeves.

He had been to this place once before, and the scene at that time was still vivid in his memory.

Especially the resolute "get out" of Immortal Qingwu's voice is still fresh in his memory, as if it was yesterday.

It's been a while, Xianjun probably forgot.

Yin Wushang's mind turned a thousand times, he hesitated for a long time before stepping into Liyun Palace.

After waiting for more than half an hour, Immortal Qingwu arrived late.

According to the apprenticeship etiquette, Yin Wushang performed the apprenticeship ceremony respectfully, kowtowed, and offered tea.

Su Baili sat on the pineapple wooden chair, rolled up his sleeves, took the tea from the excrement shoveler, took a sip, nodded in satisfaction, and was about to call him, but suddenly got stuck.

What to call him?

Miss?Xiao Nian?Miss?

Su Baili remembered that these titles were used in the original novel. The protagonist Shou called him brother Nian, the number one admirer called him Xiao Nian, the number two admirer called Nian'er, the number three admirer, number four, number five...

What can be used in Jiang Xiaonian's name is basically used by admirers.

Su Baili has a bit of a headache, will the shit-shoveling officer be so promiscuous when he grows up?

tsk...

He became irritated for no reason, and the faint smile on his face subsided. After thinking about it for a long time, he still could only be called Jiang Xiaonian by his full name.

"Jiang Xiaonian, from now on you will be my second disciple."

"Yes, Master." Yin Wushang nodded yes.

Just listening to the titles the new master called him and seeing the indifferent face of the master, Yin Wushang's heart did not fluctuate at all, and even the slightest joy was completely dissipated.

Call one apprentice by his nickname and another by his full name.

His eyes were full of joy for one apprentice, but his face was calm for another apprentice.

But they are all his apprentices, why can't they treat everyone equally?

never mind!

Yin Wushang raised his eyes lightly, and looked away indifferently, since he had nothing to look forward to, even if he encountered this situation, he was not particularly disappointed.

Being able to go up to the top of the mountain to learn the law in an open and aboveboard manner is his biggest gain from apprenticeship.

Anyway, he doesn't care about anyone, except cats.

***

After that, life returned to calm.

A year has passed in the blink of an eye, and the new disciples have been put on the agenda to go out to practice in the mountains, and the time is set in March.

Su Baili sat under the phoenix flower tree, looking at the disciples who had grown taller and taller, his eyes were full of warmth.

This is the first time the two apprentices have left the mountain for the past two years, and it is also the first time they have left him.

It just so happened that Su Baili got a piece of ebony wood recently, so he decided to practice a sumeru ring for them both.

With the Sumeru Ring, which can store unlimited storage, it will be much more convenient for them to go down the mountain for basic necessities of life.

Spatial rings are difficult to refine, but three months is about the same.

So after that day, Su Baili seldom turned into a cat to go to the shit-shoveling officer, and only occasionally took time to play.

……

The moon is full tonight, and the moonlight is like water, which is extraordinarily bright.

Su Baili put down what he was doing, thought for a while, and then sneaked to the middle of the mountain, and saw a young man sitting at the door in a daze from a long distance away.

His beautiful shit-shoveling officer was sitting under the eaves with his knees bent, his hands resting his face, his eyes were downcast and he didn't know what he was thinking, and he looked listless.

It wasn't until she heard the familiar meowing of a milk cat in front of her that the little beauty quickly raised her head, her eyes lit up, and quickly ran towards the snow dumpling in the grass.

He picked it up carefully, hugged it in his arms, and said with a little complaint in his tone: "Cat, you haven't come to me for three days, you miss me so much."

"Meow∽" I'll see you tomorrow, what's on my mind.

Yin Wushang carried the cat back to the room, buried his face in the snow-white fur for a while, rubbing the cat's smooth fur into a mess.

He held it, scratched the back of the neck, turned the cat over, and began to rub its soft belly.

He was skillful, he touched the cat until his legs became weak and his whole body trembled, and he was willing to lie weakly in his arms with his pink claws spread out.

Listening to the cat's intermittent milky meows, Yin Wushang's absent-mindedness just now finally turned into contentment.

But Su Baili changed from arrogant to unrequited.

Ah ah ah ah ah!

He has completely fallen, obviously being so ravaged, ruined, but he still feels comfortable.

woo woo woo∽

This damn animal nature!

After playing with one person and one cat for a while, the cat jumped out of the excrement shovel officer's arms shaking its fur, and inspected the territory in the house.

Su Baili walked around and found something new on the table.

There are a bunch of carving tools on the table, and the jade blanks and scraps are arranged in a mess on the table, but there is one thing that is quite eye-catching, and that is a finished jade article lying in the middle.

It was a warm white jade collar, the size of an adult's fist, with exquisite workmanship and a generous and elegant style.

The cat's green mandarin duck eyes lit up, and it jumped onto the table, playing with the jade collar.

"Meow woo∽" Shit shovel officer, is this for me?

Su Baili touched it with his fleshy claws, feeling slightly warm, and unexpectedly discovered that it was actually a piece of warm jade.

"Meow meow!" Although this toy is a bit ugly, but since it was made by the excrement shoveler himself, I will just play with it.

Su Baili sharpened his claws on the jade collar, biting it and pushing it forward, the circle immediately rolled on the table.

"Be careful, cat, don't break it."

Yin Wushang was taken aback, picked up the jade collar extremely quickly, and whispered: "This is not for you to play with."

Su Baili tilted his head: "Meow?" Isn't it for me?But isn't the size of the jade collar just right for a cat?

Yin Wushang wrapped the jade collar in a soft handkerchief, carefully put it into the wooden box and stuffed it under the pillow, then turned around and said: "This is for the golden silk cat of Senior Sister Liu Piaopiao next door."

Su Baili was taken aback after hearing this, and suddenly felt struck by lightning.

The cat next door willow fluttering?another cat?

It's fine if it's not for yourself, but it's for another cat?

Ah this...

Jiang Xiaonian, you fucking, hooked up with the girl from the next peak so quickly?Another cat so soon?

The original book is really irreversible, your hair hasn't grown yet?Why are you impatient to attract flowers and attract butterflies?

Su Baili was so angry that his white hair stood up all over his body, and he slapped the excrement shovel officer.

This time he was merciless, and scratched a long bloodstain on the little arm of the shit shovel officer, and tiny blood beads slowly came out.

"What's the matter?" Yin Wushang looked at the suddenly irritable cat with puzzled eyes, and was scratched by it abruptly.

"Meow!!" You still have the face to ask me what's wrong, you fucking tell me not to jump on other people, tell me not to be touched by them.

Then you turned around and touched another cat?Give something to other cats?

Hey!

Su Baili was so angry, for the first time there was anger in the green mandarin duck's eyes, and the upper and lower cat teeth grinded together.

"Meow meow meow!" Jiang Xiaonian, let me tell you, don't even think about touching my uncle again in the future.

I'm not a real cat, you're a fucking real dog, a big double standard!snort!

Listening to the cat's meowing rhythmically, Yin Wushang bent down to meet its eyes, and looked at the big eyes that were usually bright, but at this moment they were covered with a layer of mist, as if hiding great sadness.

His heart tightened for no reason, and he bent over to hug it.

But the cat stepped back vigilantly, showed its paws at him, and bared its teeth.

"Meow ∽" What a shit-shoveling officer, anyone who cares about it will take it, sir, I don't want it anymore.

The cat jumped off the table, turned around and jumped out of the window. The shit shovel officer screamed behind him without looking back, and quickly disappeared into the night.

……

Su Baili went back to the room alone, lying on the table angrily and flicking his tail, his eyes fell on Xumijie who was not far away, and he was taken aback for a moment.

There are two Sumeru Rings, both of which he worked hard to refine. One ring is engraved with the word "Shang", and the other ring is engraved with the word "Nian".

He has been doing it for more than two months, and it is prepared to be used by two apprentices when they go down the mountain to practice, and each of them will give one away.

But now...

Still angry, Su Baili used his cat's paw to pick up the Xumi ring engraved with the word "Nian", and threw it viciously out of the window.

Go to TMD, send a dime!

I will not give it to you even if I throw it away.

Seemingly still angry, Su Baili still didn't forget to go out to mend his feet, stepped Xumijie into the soil thoroughly, and then lay down on the bed angrily.

After that day, Su Baili never turned into a cat to find the shit-shoveling officer again.

The shit-shoveling officer was looking for him like crazy. Every day when it got dark, he searched up and down Luoxia Peak, regardless of whether it was sunny or raining, every day without interruption.

Su Baili had seen it several times when he was standing on the roof of Liyun Temple admiring the moon, but he pretended not to see it.

Officer Ren Shovel searched Ruoda's Luoxia Peak, but he didn't show up.

Until the night before the new disciples went out to practice.

Under the phoenix flower tree at the top of the peak, when Su Baili taught the two apprentices the precautions for going down the mountain, the eldest apprentice was elated and excited.

The shit shovel officer was listless, absent-minded, and the whites of his eyes were bloodshot.

Su Baili's heart tightened when he saw it, and his heart softened for no reason.

After the sun went down, Su Baili turned into a cat and jumped out of the Liyun Temple, walking towards the halfway up the mountain.

Shit shovel officer, I will see you again.

once!the last time!

This meeting is considered a breakup.

From now on, I am not your cat, and you are not my shit shoveler.

***

Yin Wushang sat under the eaves, his eyes drooping dully.

He is going down the mountain to practice tomorrow. This is something he has been looking forward to, but now, he can't arouse the slightest interest.

There is no reason for him!

It's just that his cat is missing. In the past half a month, he searched all over Luoxia Peak, and even asked Jiang Xiaonian to help find Liyun Palace, but he still couldn't find even a cat hair.

Yin Wushang rubbed his face, and buried his face in his knees, as if a huge rock was pressed against his heart, making it hard for him to breathe.

The cat disappeared, he lost his cat.

"Meow ∽" a cat call that was too small to be heard came from not far away, mixed with a group of noisy cicadas, if you don't listen carefully, you won't hear it clearly at all.

But Yin Wushang managed to catch this subtle cry, he raised his head keenly, and looked towards the source of the sound.

A white-haired ball squatted on the branch, a small ball huddled behind the green leaves. Looking carefully, it could be someone else if it wasn't his cat.

Yin Wushang came to God immediately, his eyes seemed to be shining with moonlight, which was astonishingly bright.

He stood up, ran to his cat as fast as he could, and took it into his arms.

Su Baili gave him a paw reflexively.

"Meow woo∽" Don't touch me with the hand you have touched other cats, I also have a cleanliness freak.

Yin Wushang didn't let go of the paw, instead he held it tighter, lowered his head and buried his face in the cat's white and fine neck fur.

Su Baili couldn't help but slapped another paw.

This paw scratched the Shit Shovel Officer's face, leaving five deep bloodstains on half of his handsome face.

Seeing the disfigurement, Su Baili felt distressed after realizing it.

"Meow?" Are you stupid?Why not hide?

Yin Wushang didn't reply, still buried under the cat's neck and rubbed silently, it took a long time to raise his head, his eyes were red, and he said aggrievedly: "You haven't come to see me for half a month."

"Meow meow!" Chi!Half a month is nothing, I will never come again.

"Are you angry when you left suddenly that day?"

"Meow." No.

"Don't be angry. I made a collar for that golden cat. It's just a transaction. I haven't touched it, and I don't like it."

"Meow!" Don't explain, explaining is just covering up, you scumbag with two cats on your feet.

"Even if it's not a deal, I won't give you that jade collar."

Su Baili: "??"

He blew up again.

"Meow!" What the fuck do you mean?I'm not worthy of that broken jade collar, is I?If you don't explain clearly today, I will spoil you.

"That kind of collar is for pets."

"Meow?" What?Are cats not beasts?Can't pet?

"You are not a beast pet." Yin Wushang lifted the irascible cat to his knees, grabbed the two scratching cat's forelimbs, looked into its eyes and said seriously: "You are my friend, family member, You are also a relative, how can you wear a collar."

"Meow ∽" who wants to wear it, I just want to have fun.

However, although your words are hypocritical, they are also deeply rooted in the hearts of the people.

Su Baili blinked and stopped struggling.

"Meow?" What's the deal?

Yin Wushang explained to himself: "Senior Sister Liu got a piece of warm jade and wanted to make a collar for her beast pet. After learning that I can carve, she came to me."

"She said that I would make a collar for her animal pet, and the rest of Nuanyu's leftovers could be given to me. I thought it was a good deal, so I agreed to her. Cat, look, I made a lot of toys for you .”

Yin Wushang held the cat in his arms, freed one hand and took out a few jade objects from his sleeve.

Su Baili glanced sideways, there were cat claw boards, cat teasing sticks, and hollow balls...

Each of these toys is finer than that jade collar.

The resentment in Su Baili's eyes dissipated at a speed visible to the naked eye. Although there were only a few broken toys, the shit shovel officer was still sincere, and it wasn't for the sake of hooking up.

My uncle... Just forcefully forgive him!

The cat hooked the cat paw board with the tip of its claws, and began to grind its claws up and down.

The sound of jade wares being scratched by it can be heard endlessly.

Seeing its frizzed hair softening slowly, Yin Wushang breathed a sigh of relief silently. His uncle cat is not big and has a good temper. Whenever he gets angry, he will use him as a scratching board, and he is so anxious that he can't wait to scratch him. into shavings.

It's all like this, he still has to be coaxed and served carefully, life is hard!But he is still happy.

After Yin Wushang sighed, he kissed the cat's head, and brought the cat from his knees to his palm.

His hands are long and slender, with well-defined roots, and a small milk cat dumpling is nestled in his palm, only half the size of his palm.

For some reason, the cat never grew up.

I have known it for more than two years. He has grown from a boy to a big boy, and his small hands have turned into big hands with distinct bones, but this little kitten is still a little kitten.

A cat that hasn't changed a bit, hasn't grown up even a little bit, is very ordinary but very strange.

Yin Wushang sighed, scratched his head, he didn't know whether he was overthinking or obsessed with ghosts, he always felt that the cat would become a human in the future.

He had always regarded the glimpse in the wooden house more than a year ago as a hallucination, but over time, that scene became more and more clear in his mind, as if it was imprinted in his bones.

He stared down at the white-haired dumpling in his palm, thinking silently, if it becomes a human in the future, he doesn't know whether it will be a cute boy or a beautiful girl.

Thinking of this, Yin Wushang's heart skipped a beat. It's not easy to know its gender, just touch it.

Taking advantage of the cat's unpreparedness, Yin Wushang quickly turned it over and groped between the two hind limbs, uh!Little two eggs, one shot!

"Hey! It's public!"

Su Baili who was attacked by surprise: "??"

He looked dull as if he had been struck by lightning, and it took him a long time to come back to his senses.

I'm not clean anymore, I'm not clean at all, Jiang Xiaonian, you fucking crazy, touch my eggs/eggs?Something is wrong with you!

The cat threw the cat claw board, turned around and scratched Yin Wushang's claws that had just been sharpened.

"Meow meow meow!" The stinky rogue is shameless...

Yin Wushang quickly covered his arms and protected his face.

It can be seen that there is anger and shock in the eyes of the cat's blue mandarin duck, and there is nothing to love in life.He still tentatively said in a negotiating tone: "Yes, I'm sorry. How about..."

Holding it in his hands, Yin Wushang stepped into the house, closed the door, took off his outer robe and trousers, and said in a low voice, "How about I find it for you?"

"Meow!" Anyone who wants to touch your quail eggs will be ugly.

The furious cat was roaring, but when he glanced at the excrement shovel officer's obscene pants from the corner of his eye, he was taken aback.

Well!It's so big and bulging!

Ah this...

The cat was a little dazed, blinking its round eyes, and looked away in embarrassment for a long time.

Shit shoveler, did he eat pig feed, or is the food in Li Yundian too good?

If I don't check for a while, the excrement shoveler has grown up, and the quail eggs have really grown into tea eggs!