Master, your apprentice has fallen into a demon again

Yin Wushang stood at the door blankly, his eyes were blank.

A man sleeps on his bed, under his quilt, on his pillow, in his room.

The man was facing the wall sideways, so he couldn't see what he looked like, only half of his snow-white neck exposed outside the bed, and a fluffy pink cat ear protruding from under the black hair .

And this cat's ear is not too familiar, he touched it half an hour ago.

Yin Wushang's eyes were dull, his cat has become a sperm? !

……

"Jiang Xiaonian, what are you doing?"

The voice of the manager of the medicine field suddenly came from not far behind, followed by the sound of footsteps approaching rapidly.

Yin Wushang panicked for no reason, and quickly closed the door, as if he didn't want outsiders to see his treasure.

"You're lazy again!"

"No," Yin Wushang closed the door tightly without any trace, and whispered, "The steamed buns in the morning are too hard, I'll go home and drink some water."

"After drinking, go back to the medicine field and go to work." The steward was not suspicious, turned and left after speaking.

Yin Wushang waited for him to leave completely before turning to face the wooden door. For some reason, his heart was pounding violently.

Taking a deep breath, he opened the door and looked in. There was nothing on the bed, nothing.

It seems that the person who just appeared is just an illusion and a dream.

Yin Wushang walked in quickly, lifted the quilt, looked under the bed, and even rummaged through the firewood room. For the first time, he wanted to confirm something anxiously and impatiently.

But still nothing.

Yin Wushang was a little disappointed, but then laughed mockingly, that cat doesn't have the slightest bit of evil spirit, how could it be possible to become a spirit?

He was afraid that he was so lonely that he would go crazy to have such an unrealistic hallucination.

***

Su Baili returned to Liyun Palace.

He just woke up in the woodshed when he heard the sound of the steward outside the door. Afraid of being discovered, he sneaked away from the window, and decided not to sleep on the little beauty's bed again. How embarrassing it was to lose his horse.

At this moment, his expression was complicated and he was struggling, because he had just heard the steward's name as Little Beauty.

He called him Jiang Xiaonian.

Su Baili had a headache, how could things be so wrong.

The shit-shoveling officer he had just identified turned out to be an abandoned disciple who had once been abandoned.

What is this called?

Annoyed!forget about it.

Su Baili rubbed his face, put aside the matter of the shit shoveler, and think about it when he has time.

What's most important now?

Of course, he went to Liu Yuefeng to take revenge.

If he didn't tear up Ye Bugui, he wouldn't be able to vent his anger.

Riding rats to hurt people, organizing groups to steal cats, imprisoning cats, and almost killing cats, none of this is human-made.

He is not a real cat, but Ye Bugui is a real dog.

***

Su Baili immediately called his little apprentice, "Shang'er, how is your armor binding technique going?"

"I am already proficient at binding still life."

"Can you bind a living person?"

Jiang Xiaonian shook his head: "I don't know, I haven't tried it yet."

"Let's go, today I will let you practice your hands with living people as a teacher." Su Baili summoned the fairy sword, pulled the little apprentice to jump up, and quickly soared into the sky.

"Master, where are we going?" Jiang Xiaonian couldn't open his mouth because of the strong wind.

"Liuyue Peak." Su Baili said coldly: "Shang'er, remember, no matter what happens later, you will bite to death and say that Lord Shen Yuan stole our treasure, do you know?"

"Understood." Jiang Xiaonian nodded, hesitated for a while and asked again: "What treasure did Immortal Shen Yuan steal from us?"

"A white cat, its blood is precious, rare in the world, and priceless." Su Baili ran the train with his mouth full.

"Ah?" Jiang Xiaonian was taken aback, why didn't he remember that there was such a precious cat in the novel he wrote?

"Teacher, the spiritual stones, weapons, and treasures you will cultivate in the future all depend on this trip."

Su Baili said meaningfully: "You have to perform well."

What does Master mean... Take him to blackmail?

Jiang Xiaonian wiped off her cold sweat, but couldn't help laughing, my God!What kind of immortal master is he worshiping? It's so interesting.

He suppressed a smile and said: "Oh! I know, I will definitely play well later."

Su Baili landed on Liuyue Peak with his apprentice, and said coldly, "Call Ye Bugui out."

The disciples of Liuyue Peak immediately became displeased when they saw him calling the Immortal Monarch by his name.

"Our Xianjun is practicing and sees no guests. Qingwu Xianjun please come back."

"No visitor?" Su Baili sneered, "Okay, very good."

He stopped talking and drew his sword directly to fight.

Su Baili doesn't kill people, let alone seriously injure others, he only picks the acupoints of people's numbness.

Jiang Xiaonian used them to practice armor binding right behind Su Baili, and after a while, the front of Shen Yuan Hall was covered with silver cocoons.

This big commotion attracted disciples from other peaks to come over to watch the fun.

After half a stick of incense, Ye Bugui appeared, took a look at the distressed appearance of his disciples, and immediately became furious.

"Su Baili, are you crazy? Come, what are you doing to me at Liuyue Peak?"

Su Baili pointed his sword at him, and said viciously, "Ye Bugui, give me back what you stole last night."

"What did I steal from you?"

Su Baili was too lazy to talk nonsense with him, so he vented his anger first, then rushed forward with his sword.

The cultivation bases of the two were about the same, and they fought so hard that half of the house in Shen Yuandian was destroyed by them.

The fighting scene between the two immortal monarchs was not small, and more and more young disciples were watching the excitement, even the head of the sect was attracted.

"You guys stop." The head of the Qianyuan Realm cultivation made a move, and the two fighting fiercely separated.

He had some headaches, and looked at the two people who hated iron and steel, and said, "They are both from the same sect, why is that so."

Su Baili pointed at Ye Bugui and said, "He stole my things."

"You fart." Ye Bugui's eyes were red, he stared at him and said, "What did you steal from you?"

"Stole my cat."

Ye Bugui was stunned for a moment, feeling a little guilty for a moment, but the cat was taken away by something yesterday, and he was not seen when he stole it, anyway, there is no evidence at this moment.

He simply lied and said, "I haven't seen any cats, let alone steal your cats. You don't want to pour all the dirty water on me."

Su Baili winked at his apprentice, Jiang Xiaonian immediately understood.

"Sect Leader Mingjian, Immortal Lord Shen Yuan indeed stole my cat from Luoxia Peak, this disciple saw it with his own eyes."

The headman looked at both sides, frowned at Jiang Xiaonian and said, "Why didn't you say that?"

Jiang Xiaonian's face turned pale, and she shrank behind Su Baili pretending to be scared: "This disciple has a low level of cultivation and was afraid of being silenced, so I didn't dare to say it at the time."

"Really?" The sect master's gaze towards Jiang Xiaonian gradually became sharper, and the coercion of the high-ranking person no longer restrained deliberately, and he all pressed on Jiang Xiaonian.

It's not easy for him to take action against the two immortals. In order to solve this matter as soon as possible, he can only use Jiang Xiaonian as a breakthrough.

Jiang Xiaonian's knees sank under the pressure, but she still gritted her teeth and said, "I have seen it with my own eyes, and I am absolutely not lying."

The head of the sect looked away and looked at Ye Bugui: "With the witness certificate, what else do you have to say?"

Ye Bugui said stubbornly: "The witness can lie, if he has the ability, let him produce physical evidence."

Su Baili silently took out the blood-stained golden cage from the Qiankun bag, and handed it to the head.

The head took a look and saw that the golden cage was stained with cat hair, and there was indeed a smell of Ye Bugui on the handle. The important point was that the bottom of the cage was still marked with the special mark of Shen Yuandian.

"Ye Bugui, what else can you say?"

Ye Bugui was paralyzed, he twitched the corners of his mouth, and said embarrassingly in front of the disciples of each peak: "I stole that cat."

The head of the sect blew his beard angrily, what kind of gangsters are there under his sect.

"You are a dignified fairy who steals other people's cats, and you are not afraid of being laughed at."

Ye Bugui said cheekily: "Zhizhi likes it, she must."

The headman glared at him, and after a lecture, he was still going to be a peacemaker.

"Return the cat back, and forget about it."

Ye Bugui spread his hands, "The cages where the cats are kept are all here, so where are the cats?"

Looking at the blood in the cage, the headmaster had a bad feeling, but he still asked politely: "Did you lose the cat?"

"Well, I lost it." Ye Bugui was a little guilty. He went to check after dawn, and there was no sign of a cat in Liuyue Peak and Luoxia Peak. The cat was probably in danger.

"This matter will be difficult, how about... you compensate Immortal Qingwu according to the price?"

The master waved his hand, and said to Su Baili: "They are all members of the same sect, don't hurt your peace because of a small matter, how about I ask him to compensate you?"

Su Baili: "Okay."

I also hit him, I got angry, I practiced my hands, and it was fine to beat him.

Taking advantage of the time when he nodded, Su Baili gave the little apprentice a subtle wink.

It's up to you next.

Jiang Xiaonian nodded at him confidently.

Ye Bugui on the side said: "It's just an ordinary cat, it's worth ten spirit stones at most, but I'm kind enough to give you a hundred spirit stones, so you don't have to look for it."

"Xianjun's words are wrong," Jiang Xiaonian blushed and heart beat, blowing the cowhide to the sky.

"The cat you stole is not an ordinary cat. It has two eyes and two colors. The left eye is a star and the right eye is a moon."

"According to the historical records, it is a direct descendant of the white tiger clan of divine beasts. It has the purest bloodline of divine beasts. When it grows up, it will roar and kneel down."

"There is a third eye between the foreheads covered with white fur. This is the sky eye. When the cat grows up and opens the sky eye, it will be able to know the past, know the future, and pass through reincarnation."

"and also……"

Jiang Xiaonian was eloquent. As a novelist, he can't do anything else. When it comes to making up stories, he puts it second. No one dares to put it first.

In a few words, the cat was blown up in the sky, and there was nothing in the ground.

Ye Bugui's eyes widened after hearing this, "It's nonsense, it's obviously an ordinary cat, and you two, master and apprentice, are trying to blackmail me together."

Su Baili didn't refute, just snorted coldly and said, "I heard that your Zhizhi is a treasure hunting mouse?"

Ye Bugui didn't know why he changed the subject, after a while, he still proudly said: "Of course, it's the only treasure hunting mouse in the world."

Su Baili smiled and continued: "I heard that you stole my cat because your Zhizhi likes it? It must be him."

Ye Bugui had an ominous premonition, but he said these words just now, so he nodded and said, "Yes."

"I heard that your Zhizhi doesn't think about my cat's food and drink, and can't sleep at night?" Su Baili still remembered Ye Bugui saying this when he stole him last night.

Ye Bugui said irritably, "Where do you hear so much, what do you want to say?"

"Answer me, yes, or no?"

"Yes."

Su Baili raised his eyebrows, turned to the headmaster and said, "Since it's a treasure hunting mouse, it must like treasures."

Jiang Xiaonian heard the signs, and added fuel and jealousy: "The one that can be regarded as a must by the treasure hunter must be the most precious treasure."

Su Baili: "The thing that can be thought of by treasure hunters day and night must be a peerless treasure."

Jiang Xiaonian: "The thing that can be stolen by a majestic fairy in the middle of the night must be the most peerless treasure among the peerless treasures."

The two master and apprentice sang together, making everyone on the scene change from half-belief to full-belief, even the master.

After all, who would steal an ordinary cat for nothing, and which ordinary cat would make Treasure Hunting Mouse forget about food and drink.

Seeing Ye Bugui who was still about to argue, the leader waved his sleeves to stop him and said, "Stealing other people's things is your fault, since you are wrong, you have to dare to admit it, don't say any more, Ye Bugui, you can compensate according to the price. "

"At what price?"

"The price of a beast."

Ye Bugui: "..."

He seems to have seen his future of eating bran swallow vegetables.

After hesitating for a long time, he pulled the sleeve of the master brazenly and said in a dying struggle, "Look at this, master..."

"stop!"

The head of the sect seemed to know what he was going to say, so he immediately interrupted him, and said mercilessly: "The matter of stealing the cat was all caused by you personally, and has nothing to do with the sect. Feng can solve it by himself."

Ye Bugui: "..."

Finished!

After seeing off the master and the pair of masters and apprentices who suffered thousands of knives, Ye Bu returned to his room. He found the big squirrel, hugged it in his arms, and said with a mournful face: "Zhizhi, I will tell you a ghost story." listen."

"Squeak." You said.

"Once upon a time, there was a fairy king who was handsome and rich, but one day he stole a cat."

"Squeak?" Then what?

"And then he went bankrupt."

"squeak!"

"This story tells us that there is only a cat between a rich man and a beggar."