The emperor can't do it [entertainment circle]

The whole company is celebrating together, and it feels like a second spring is about to come every minute.

So as soon as Xiao Yan arrived, he was sprayed with a small piece of gold paper.Big Boss Wu was so happy, he waved his big hand and gave him a Weibo membership.

Xiao Yan: Oh.

"Have you watched the first episode?" Qiao Zhiyuan was not surprised when he got the expected negative answer, "The program team invited you to be a regular team member, because the second and third episodes have already been recorded in advance, so we will start from the fourth episode." record."

Xiao Yan frowned while scratching the piece of paper on his head: "I refuse."

There were so many people who knew me in the last show, and my reputation has been ruined. How can I be good in the future? !

Qiao Zhiyuan was not in a hurry: "One installment is [-] yuan, and there are still six installments."

Xiao Yan used his crappy mathematics to calculate the remuneration he could get, and finally looked at him in humiliation: "...when?"

"Next Monday, I have asked your homeroom teacher for leave. She started crying as soon as she answered the phone. I don't know if she took the wrong medicine." ?”

Xiao Yan gave him a fierce look, and went to the practice room angrily.

"The final exam is coming soon, come on, I'm optimistic about you!" Qiao Zhiyuan smiled unkindly, if he failed the exam so badly when he was studying, he would definitely be killed.

The artist under him is an underage manager who is suffering, and has to worry about studying.

It seems that there is still a tough battle to fight in the college entrance examination next year. ╮(╯﹏╰)╭

After Xiao Yan's weekend training, he went directly to the program group to report. The recording of the fourth episode of Peekaboo was obviously much smoother than the first episode. Everyone warmly welcomed Xiao Yan's return. Du Shaohui jokingly called him "a master of martial arts" ", and even said that he would learn kung fu from him. Facing the praise of the first brother in the costume drama, Xiao Yan seemed humble and calm, making people feel that this young man is not impetuous and is likable.

In fact, Xiao Yan doesn't even know who Du Shaohui is, okay?It's delusional to ask me to perform somersaults or something!

However, out of the true feelings of being a fallen person in Tianya, Xiao Yan respects and gets close to these big brothers and sisters who made mistakes before him.

Except for the distorted face last time, Yu Feiran twitched directly this time.

Before the recording, Qiao Zhiyuan quietly told him: "You can do more tasks this time, remember to stay away from Yu Feiran." Although the first episode was edited very harmoniously, but he and Yu Feiran have been together for so many years, how could he not see that? People are throwing the blame on purpose.

Xiao Yan nodded, "I'm also afraid that he will have epilepsy."

"Goat epilepsy?" Qiao Zhiyuan couldn't help but look at Yu Feiran.

Yu Feiran was staring at their every move with a gloomy face, but Qiao Zhiyuan looked over unexpectedly.Yu Feiran was a little flustered, and before he could recover the expression on his face, he reluctantly showed a smile.

Qiao Zhiyuan turned his head quickly, and analyzed to Xiao Yan: "It seems to be a little bit, but if it is limited to facial expressions, it may also be cerebral palsy."

Yu Feiran: "..."

Although I can't hear it, I always feel that it is not a good word.

Looking at the intimacy of the two, Yu Feiran only felt that the conjecture in his heart was confirmed more and more, Xiao Yan was Qiao Zhiyuan's new love, and when he thought of this, he was about to go crazy with jealousy.

"Control your emotions." Sister Yan pointed out, "Now the online reviews of you are very good."

In addition to being slightly timid in the first episode, the second episode did not have Xiao Yan's participation, and because he is more familiar with the rules, Yu Feiran can be said to shine, attracting a group of passerby fans, not to mention, even because of the desperate Saburo in the show On the one hand, it reversed the image of the creamy niche on the screen in the past, and because of this, he received some invitations to play roles in tough guys and costume dramas, which is very conducive to his next transformation.

So Sister Yan was reminding him not to take risks for some unrelated people.

Yu Feiran frowned: "I'm sorry, Sister Yan, it won't happen this time."

"You're too cautious." Sister Yan patted him on the shoulder and explained, "I mean, not all cats and dogs that come out of nowhere can affect you."

Sister Yan said that she wanted to beat up Qiao Zhiyuan, an annoying ex-manager who always made her artists think about it.

Yu Feiran raised his head in surprise, understood Sister Yan's eyes, and couldn't help laughing.

That's right, he is a popular niche, so what's wrong with suppressing a newcomer who doesn't like him?

Isn't this just the unspoken = rule of the entertainment industry?

The characters in this issue can be described as thunderous, called "Hide and Seek: Little Sweetheart", the ruthless toubob fell in love with a beautiful woman from a good family, and after a while hehehehe, the bride brought the money before getting married Run away, expressing that you want to pursue true love and stay away from scumbags.

All in all, it's a pretty indescribable story.

Half of the guests played the domineering president, and the other half played the young bride. Although the number of female guests in this issue was obviously double that of the previous episodes, but there were more wolves and less meat, so some male guests had to play the opposite role.

Xiao Yan won the lottery.

After changing clothes, the runaway little emperor, who had become pink and tender because of the red wedding dress, looked at the idiot faces of the directors, and felt that he had been caught in a trap!

What a shame!Convex!

In contrast, the other two strong men who pretended to be brides couldn't bear to look directly at them.

What's worse, Yu Feiran is playing a toubob this time.

Due to the disparity in strength between the chasing and escaping parties, the toubob were asked to ignore the camera and the director, and only when the bride appeared in the field of vision could they arrest them, let alone stay in the spot. To prevent cheating, the toubob also brought The sunglasses for the camera, it's hard for these men who are planning to show their talents, knowing that the prey is around, but they have to pretend to be blind.

This time Xiao Yan was filmed by the uncle cameraman and director of the first issue.

Xiao Yan, who had just finished the task, turned his head vigilantly and almost collided with the camera. Compared with the first period when he was recovering from a serious illness, the boy's face, which had finally become rounder, crashed into the camera without warning. Xiao Yan's black and bright eyes suddenly widened, and the heartbeats of the cameraman and the director couldn't help but miss a beat. This is simply collagen on the move!

However, in the next second, Xiao Yan ran away, and Yu Feiran, who was planning to sneak attack from behind, ran away and chased after him with gritted teeth.

Xiao Yan: "Fuck, why is it you again!"

Yu Feiran: "See how you escape this time!"

The two secretly competed, and the old and new enemies just got into a fight, and soon left their respective cameras far behind.

Two hard-working camera uncles ran wildly with huge cameras, panting and persuading.

"It's no use running so fast!"

"If you dump us, there will be no camera!"

However, they are not eggs, they are such a young man who is as comfortable as the wind.

Xiao Yan nimbly flashed into the winding alleys of the street, turned left and right, and disappeared into the field of view of Yu Feiran's sunglasses camera.

According to the rules, Yu Feiran had to stop chasing immediately, but Yu Feiran quickly judged Xiao Yan's escape route, rounded the corner and caught up with him again.

At this time, the director team in the monitoring room also looked at each other in blank dismay. The two of them have been circling in the building complex. It can be seen clearly from Yu Feiran's sunglasses in the monitoring room that Xiao Yan has disappeared from Yu Feiran's field of vision several times. Among them, Yu Feiran was chasing after him, which obviously violated the rules of the game.

In the end, Yu Feiran went around directly to the other side to outflank and grabbed Xiao Yan head-on. At that time, Xiao Yan had been out of Yu Feiran's field of vision for more than half a minute.

The director team muttered for a while, but still decided that the arrest was successful.

"You're lying." Xiao Yan snorted fiercely from his nasal cavity, and glared at him angrily.

"Come on, let me read your arrest report to you." Yu Feiran looked smug, "Congratulations to the toubob Yu Feiran for successfully capturing the bride Xiao Yan, please go to the Yuelao Temple to worship and get married immediately."

Xiao Yan:? ? ?

Yu Feiran:? ? ?

The editor-director brother saw that the two of them could wring ink out of their black faces, and stepped forward cautiously: "Xiao Yan, Brother Ran, do you want to go down to the bridal chamber later?"

Xiao Yan: "..."

Yu Feiran: "..."

"This is your purpose?" Xiao Yan seemed to understand something, and looked at Yu Feiran with wrong eyes.

If the previous targeting was all because of love, then everything would make sense, love and killing each other is really perverted!

Yu Feiran said disdainfully: "You think too much."

Xiao Yan took two steps back in disgust: "Pervert."

Yu Feiran was furious, worried that there were cameras all around, but he insisted not to attack, his whole face was about to twitch.

Xiao Yan looked at him sympathetically, it seemed that Qiao Zhiyuan was right, he really had cerebral palsy.I don't know what this person encountered in his misstep career, so many mistakes, it's pretty miserable.

Facing Xiao Yan's eyes of "love for ten seconds", Yu Feiran got a mouthful of old blood stuck in his throat, and almost got internal injuries from anger.

Because of the extreme lack of cooperation between the two parties, the show had to go through the scene in a hurry, saying that the two were successful in pairing. At the same time, other brides were arrested. The toubob worshiped and got married, and the next task could only be completed by the joint efforts of the paired "husband and wife".

All the guests suddenly realized that the group CP is the theme of this issue!

This kind of vicious program group is simply a cancer of variety shows!

The guests who finally grasped the essence were very cooperative, ambiguous and ambiguous, strong and strong, and took the main line of love one after another. As for Xiao Yan and Yu Feiran?

The embarrassment of the two of them framing together almost made the following cameraman and director cover their mouths and cry out.

However, what no one expected was that when this episode of "Hide and Seek" was broadcast, even though the scenes of Yu Feiran and Xiao Yan were almost cut out after the pairing, because Yu Feiran chased Xiao Yan so hard in the show, he had a look of "I Chasing you, wait for me to catch up with you, you let me hehe", a large group of crazy CP fans captured the hot spots, affectionately called them - Fisheye couple, and various fan-made videos turned out , Just this bit of material can cut out flowers and the up masters are also very hardworking.

Yu Feiran's meager comments also changed from "Yan Ye is domineering" to "People from all over the country sent congratulatory messages overnight, happy marriage and don't stop sprinkling sugar." I went directly to the hospital that night, and asked for leave to miss the next episode of peek-a-boo on the grounds of being unwell.

Xiao Yan only found out about this when he went to school the next day, Mr. and Mrs. Fisheye?

Tsk, this name sounds disgusting.

His body and mind will always belong to his handsome Prime Minister Song.

The single-minded little emperor immediately found Yu Feiran on WeChat, and secretly sent a message.That day, the peek-a-boo team members not only added friends, but also created a group, and left a pervert who had bad intentions against him in the friend list. Xiao Yanguang was going to blow his hair just thinking about it.

At this time, Yu Feiran finished hanging up the water and was just about to go through the formalities for discharge from the hospital. When he received a WeChat message, he picked up his phone and took a look.

[Thank you for not killing me: I won't like you, so die of this heart, hmph. 】Obviously he wanted to suppress the newcomers, but he didn't know that being forced to cp made Xiao Yan even more angry, and Yu Feiran was almost mad, so he immediately went back and said [sick].

【Thank you so much that I don’t kill you for turning on friend verification. You are not his (her) friend yet, please send friend verification first...】

"..." Yu Feiran failed to leave the hospital.