The emperor can't do it [entertainment circle]

Xiao Yan lightly jumped off the wall, rolled on the lush green grass, and quickly disappeared.

The filming brother picked up the camera and followed immediately. Fortunately, the program crew installed a fixed camera outside.

The catcher Xiaosheng came back to his senses, and suddenly felt that he was more than a little cowardly in comparison, so he turned around very heroically and handsomely and arrested Yu Feiran.

Yu Feiran: excuseme? ? ?

"I'm sorry, Brother Ran." The catcher Xiaosheng shook his hand respectfully.

"It's okay, it's okay." Yu Feiran also pretended to punch him, "I didn't expect to be caught so soon, you run really fast."

"Thank you, Brother Ran, for the compliment!" The catcher Xiaosheng smiled shyly, "The feeling of catching people is really cool!"

Yu Feiran: "..."

Originally, the program team thought that the big names would last longer, but it turned out that the four fast catchers would be merciless in arresting people. Most of the guests participated in the reality show for the first time, and they were surrounded by circles and paddling. Under such circumstances, they were arrested one after another, and they were not angry when they were caught, but they thought it was fun.

So, when there were 20 minutes left in the time, only Xiao Yan and hot mom Zhang Qi were still "alive". In Du Shaohui's words, only women and children were left.

However, there is still one last side task that has not been completed. The treacherous officials ordered the city gates to be sealed in order to capture the fugitive knights, but the victims who had traveled thousands of miles to seek refuge were stopped outside. If they did not get help, they would starve to death. The knights had to escape. The policemen patrolling around the city gate opened the city gate, and this was tantamount to throwing themselves into a trap.

Hot mom Zhang Qi hid with Xiao Yan: "The last task is too difficult, let's surrender."

Xiao Yan was worried: "Although I really want to surrender, what about those disaster victims?"

Hot mom: "..." Of course, I just finished work and got a lunch box and went home, silly boy, you are too involved in the drama!

Xiao Yan ignited the soul of saving the country and life, and rushed out immediately.

Leaving the hot mom messy in the wind alone.

In the end... the hot mom Zhang Qi surrendered successfully, got a bonus of 27 yuan, and threatened to use it all for public welfare, but Xiao Yan cleverly made a move to distract the police, successfully opened the city gate, and rescued the victims. Then he was surrounded by the policemen who came back to their senses, and caught him straight.

By the time the reshoots and interviews were all over, it was already very late. On the way back, Xiao Yan hung his head and was depressed.

Qiao Zhiyuan reached out and rubbed his hair: "It's okay, you have already behaved very well."

Xiao Yan pouted: "But I didn't get the bonus."

Qiao Zhiyuan comforted: "The appearance fee for this episode is 3. Since I only do a single episode as a guest, it will be paid quickly."

"Really?" Xiao Yan's eyes lit up.

"Of course," Qiao Zhiyuan stopped at a red light, turned his head and smiled, "After tax and deducting the company's commission, you can still get about... 6000 yuan, which is just right to pay back my medical expenses and hospital expenses, since we are so familiar Come on, the interest won’t count for you.”

Xiao Yan: "..."

The baby feels bitter, but the baby doesn't say anything. QWQ

"Hide and Seek" was originally scheduled to be broadcast in half a month, but I don't know whether it was intentional or not. A video soon appeared on Weibo. The mobile phone filmed that I couldn't even see my face clearly and kept shaking. A black man on the other side of the low wall The boy in clothes jumped up into the air suddenly, and jumped over the wall in twos and threes, almost flying into the sky. The Po owner claimed that he was pulled to be a group performer in a reality show, but he didn't expect that there are still people who can do light work in Gao these days.

As soon as several major marketing accounts are turned, even the most important things can turn into thunder and explode on the spot.

In less than a day, the original blog was retweeted tens of thousands of times. The powerful FBI immediately found out that this is a reality show promoted by Apple in the next quarter. Weibo immediately exploded. In the program, some people said that the wire was hanged, and they actually found the wire of the wire from the high-definition video.

More people guessed who this boy was.

Apple Channel, which is proficient in marketing, has lost no time in announcing the guest list of the new program, and circled everyone's Weibo. The name Xiao Yan appeared in the public's field of vision for the first time.

Xiao Yan's Weibo soon ushered in a wave of sightseeing groups.

Road 1: drop, sightseeing card.

Lu 2: Who is this?Newcomer?She looks quite good-looking, Yan Gou plans to watch the show before deciding whether to be a fan or not.

Lu 3: Hahaha, is this really a celebrity?Anyway, it's too poor to give a member!

Fish fry: #飞焕要上天# Qinggong is spicy, so you can tell it's our brother Ran at a glance.

Heiyu: It's embarrassing to look for presence on other people's Weibo upstairs. This tag really beats your idol to heaven.

User 2333333: See you again, you brat, high school students study hard, and learn to hype without learning, sad, sad.

The popularity came and went quickly, Xiao Yan didn't gain many fans, but Apple TV earned enough attention for "Hide and Seek".

However, Xiao Yan didn't take this matter to heart at all, and continued with his good plan wholeheartedly.

I have to say that the school is a good place. Xiao Yan quickly learned all kinds of "common sense" and kept stuffing those strange things into his head. He even opened a small Weibo account at the instigation of a group of girls.

Finally... the mid-term exam results were appallingly poor. Except for the amazing Chinese composition, the other subjects were horrible. The math old man looked at his composition-like test paper and wanted to rush up to ask Xiao Yan about his amnesia. Did time throw away IQ by the way, and the English teacher has given up treatment.

It’s just that Xiao Yan has to reluctantly go to the company for training every weekend, and the people who train with him are all kids of the same age, so he has another task——persuading people to be good, which is also broken Heart.

The parents of these children were all around, and a few of them went back and told Xiao Yan's original words, and really persuaded a young trainee to go back, and the angry boss Wu Dong deducted half of his 6000 yuan.

So Xiao Yan told the story again with tears in his eyes. Dadongwu has risen directly from a troupe that abducts ignorant teenagers to a black-hearted leather bag company that squeezes children's hard-earned money. The next day, another parent came to take one away in a hurry.

The scouts of Great Soochow wished to kick back the ancestor who had been abducted in the first place.

In the end, Big Boss Wu directly arranged a separate practice room for him, and even paid for a professional teacher to come to the class, with an attitude of admiration.

On the day the show aired, Qiao Zhiyuan posted on Xiao Yan's Weibo and reposted the official announcement of the show early. After a day, there were very few comments. Qiao Zhiyuan stretched out his hand and counted, tsk, the popularity is not as good as the Internet celebrities, and the IQ is only three years old , Absolutely.

Although he didn't hold out hope, Qiao Zhiyuan went home reluctantly and turned on the TV.

But why are you still a little excited?

Not a while after the show started, I saw Xiao Yan leaping up to the wall, no Wia in high definition, and when it was over, the little kid still glanced at the camera noblely and glamorously, leaped forward, and the corners of his clothes flew past.

Qiao Zhiyuan's WeChat group rang unwillingly.

Soochow International Toilet Sweeping Aunt: Fancy climbing the wall, this is a joke, I can’t close my legs 233333

Big Boss Wu: Climb the wall?Which artist in the company was photographed?Didn't you say let me manage my private life well? !

Zhiyuan Jun: Invincible, how lonely~

Big Boss Wu: ...

As Qiao Zhiyuan expected, the effect of the program was very good. After the first episode of the program, He Houye was in a trance, and Xiao Yan didn't have many scenes, but the young man with a veiled face always surprised people from time to time, especially at the end. With 5 minutes left, Xiao Yan and the policemen unfolded the "speed of life and death". Even though Qiao Zhiyuan knew the result, Xiao Yan couldn't help being startled.

Qiao Zhiyuan was very satisfied, because he knew that an imperfect ending would be more impressive.

The escape time has been reset to zero, and the guests in the prison are cheering for the hot mom. I thought it was almost over, but when the camera turned, the little boy ran back to the prison slowly by himself. The camera brother felt sorry for him, hehe Panting heavily, he asked him, "If you get the bonus, what are you going to do with it?"

In the close-up, the young man with bright eyebrows and bright teeth wiped the sweat from his face, and his eyes curled up: "Repay the money, pay the tuition!"

Qiao Zhiyuan: "..."

In the middle of the night, Xiao Yan answered Qiao Zhiyuan's call impatiently, and heard a heart-piercing wail: "You don't have to pay back the remaining money, little bastard!"

Xiao Yan was happy: "Really? So good?!"

Children are easily excited, Qiao Zhiyuan asked concerned: "What are you doing?"

Xiao Yan: "Revise the midterm exam paper."

Qiao Zhiyuan: "..."

Xiao Yan quickly recovered his indifference: "Hang up."

"Wait a minute," Qiao Zhiyuan cleared his throat, "I suggest you take a look at Weibo."

"Don't try to disturb my study." Xiao Yan hung up the phone immediately, and then immersed himself in fighting hard... After a second of hard fighting, Xiao Yan couldn't help but glance at the phone. Since Qiao Zhiyuan begged so sincerely, I'd better take a look at it reluctantly , I can't solve the problem anyway.

As soon as he switched to a larger size, his phone kept ringing. Xiao Yan saw that his private messages and comments were being flooded by people he didn't know. He added almost 5 followers, and the latest Weibo post reached 1000 million views!

Xiao Yan was taken aback, and commented vaguely.

Fan 1: The boy climbed the wall very well!

User 2333333: Damn, my face hurts so much, black Zhuan Lu, Lu Zhuan fan!

Fan 2: Are you a chameleon upstairs?But Wuli Xiaoxiao is too cute, and what the hell is debt at such a young age? !Auntie will pay you back!Auntie will pay your tuition!Auntie will give you whatever you want!

Road 1: Don't go upstairs!Is your family still missing a son?The kind that went to college!

Xiao Yan: "..."

I know all these words, why can't I read them together?

The ratings of the first episode of "Hide and Seek" exceeded 1.5, and the number of hits on the program's video nearly exceeded [-] million in one night. #少年早跑的一手好墙# and #肖燕已费# directly occupied the first and second hot search list, Passers-by who didn't know the truth thought that some unscrupulous foreman ran away with money, and now he can climb walls at a young age. It's true that each generation is getting more and more waves, and the former wave died on the beach.

Qiao Zhiyuan quickly received an invitation from the program director team to be a permanent member, and Xiao Yan also received a call from the head teacher.

Class teacher: "The principal discussed it with me. It is impossible to refund the tuition fee, but I can apply for a bursary fund for you! Tell us if you have any troubles in your heart in the future! Such a good baby!"

Xiao Yan: Huh? ? ?

There is no doubt that Xiao Yan is angry.

Judging from this posture, he can probably be regarded as a new Internet celebrity... right?