The emperor can't do it [entertainment circle]

A brand new beginning was the first day when he arrived at the crew, Xiao Yan fell ill.

To be precise, after the first time I was on a plane and got airsick, and the three hours of extremely bumpy road into the mountains, I got sick from the car even worse. He didn't roll his eyes to the sky... He really fainted.

Director Liu, who is said to be crazy about film art, greeted him with glowing eyes: "This physical condition is just right for filming the scene where the little eunuch was castrated and received the favor of the little emperor in extreme pain!"

Qiao Zhiyuan held back a breath: "Isn't it a fake eunuch, why was he castrated?"

"The plot needs it, the plot needs it." Director Liu has already asked people to prepare the sets and props in a hurry.

So the half-dead Xiao Yan was put on the inner shirt of the ancient court, put on a simple miserable make-up, and then fell down on the simple wooden bed in the small black room.

That's it.

The camera took a close-up of Xiao Yan's pale cheeks and frowns furrowed in pain. Director Liu excitedly blew on his beard: "Very good, that's how it feels, keep it up! Come on Xiao Yu!"

This scene tells the story of the little eunuch who lowered his defenses after being castrated, and felt sympathy for seeing the miserable situation of his good playmate since he was a child. He completely opened his heart and completely trusted the little eunuch's mental journey. It can be regarded as one of the major psychological turning points of the characters. As for whether this castration is fake, that is another story.

Qiao Zhiyuan, who was watching from the sidelines, looked very ugly, but he understood better than anyone else that Xiao Yan was just a young actor in the [-]th line, and he had no right to refuse, so he could only bear with it.

Fortunately, Xiao Yan didn't need to speak in this scene, he just lay down and pretended to be dead.

The focus of the play is Yu Yihang, who plays the young emperor.

Xiao Yan, who had been forced into Amway by Banhua before, was actually quite curious about Yu Yihang, but unfortunately he has a pair of mosquito-repellent eyes and can't care about anything at the moment.

"Your Majesty, you must never enter such a filthy place, please go back." An old actor, wearing the clothes of a chief eunuch, persuaded him softly.

"Get out of the way." Yu Yihang wrinkled his face and rushed into the dark room regardless of obstacles.

Director Liu behind the camera frowned, but this time he held back his violent temper. Although Xiao Yu's acting skills have not improved at all, Xiao Yan's state is hard-won, and he can't bear to toss again and again. .

Yo, it's rare.The big guys didn't see Director Liu yelling, so they all looked over in surprise. Is this the sun coming out from the west?Normally, Director Liu would not get stuck until Xiao Yu could not stop crying and runny nose.

So, under the focus of his eyes, Yu Yihang walked quickly to the edge of the small broken board, looked at Xiao Yan affectionately, and tried his best to build up his emotions. After all, this was an important moment to prove that he also has acting skills!

Damn, it's not over yet.

Xiao Yan couldn't hold back any longer, and turned to the side: "Wow."

Vomited.

What I vomited was still a small amount of sour water, and I had already vomited up all the stuff in my stomach along the way.

Yu Yihang: "..."

Director Liu got up from the chair at once, and waved his hands in great pain: "Take him down to rest!"

This scene will probably not be good!

Qiao Zhiyuan heaved a sigh of relief, and quickly went up to put Xiao Yan on his back. He thought it was an emergency and didn't bother to signal to Director Liu, so he walked out with his back on his back. The onlookers felt sorry for the little actor. The medical staff from the film crew also came to have a look.

Song Xuyao ​​had just settled the luggage of the three of them in the hotel next to the film and television city, when he met Qiao Zhiyuan returning with a disgraced Xiao Yan on his back.

"Your I was moved to the twin room arranged by the crew... What's the matter?" Song Xuyao ​​was taken aback, and he came up to Xiao Yan and didn't respond twice, with a worried expression on his face: "Are you still alive???"

"Get lost," Qiao Zhiyuan kicked him, "quickly open the door."

Song Xuyao ​​quickly swiped the room card, went in and lifted the quilt: "Are you all right?"

"It's nothing serious. The crew doctor said it's just heat stroke and motion sickness. Just take some medicine and get some sleep." Qiao Zhiyuan gently put him on the bed, "You took off his costume."

"Oh, it's good that it's okay." Song Xuyao's heart fell back into his stomach again, and he reached out to pick off the collar of Xiao Yan's inner shirt, and Xiao Yan turned sideways to hide.

Probably because he was lying on the soft and comfortable bed, Xiao Yan finally felt better. He half-opened his eyes and saw that Song Xuyao ​​was about to touch his clothes, so he protected his collar and muttered: "Don't even think about molesting me!"

Song Xuyao ​​chuckled: "Little beauty, no one will come to rescue you even if you scream your throat out this time!"

As he said that, he held Xiao Yan down with a lewd smile, ignoring him and thumping in a negligible way, and exaggeratedly took off Xiao Yan's thin underwear. After a few laps, it was thrown away.

"If the crew's clothes are damaged, you will pay for it," Qiao Zhiyuan slapped Song Xuyao, and convinced them both, "Go and pick it up!"

"If I pay, I will pay. If you are rich, you will be self-willed." Song Xuyao ​​was stunned by Qiao Zhiyuan's stare, and ran to pick up costumes with his tail between his legs.

Xiao Yan, who was severely "bullied", looked at Qiao Zhiyuan pitifully, as if he was accusing Song Xuyao ​​of his evil deeds.

Qiao Zhiyuan ignored his gaze, brought a bottle of water over, and stretched out his hand in front of Xiao Yan: "Open your mouth and take the medicine."

Xiao Yan stared at the two pills in Qiao Zhiyuan's hand with a bitter face, only to feel another nausea in his stomach rushing up, and tilted his head: "I'm sick of longing, it's a heart disease..."

Qiao Zhiyuan: "...If you don't eat, I'll feed you."

As the saying goes, mighty can't be bent.

Xiao Yan was very humiliated: "...I will eat."

After taking the medicine, and leaning halfway to let Qiao Zhiyuan take off his makeup, Xiao Yan soon fell asleep.

Song Xuyao ​​looked at Xiao Yan's snoring complexion much better than before, restrained the urge to pluck a few leg hairs to show his shame, and told himself secretly, it's not too late for a gentleman to take revenge, and when Xiao Yan grows older , The leg hair has also grown long before doing it, so it's easy to pull it out.

Seeing Song Xuyao ​​squatting in front of the bed and staring at Xiao Yan intently, Qiao Zhiyuan felt chills, raised his leg, and kicked Song Xuyao's ass: "Doesn't it look good?"

Song Xuyao ​​rushed forward and almost slapped Xiao Yan's face, but he was really going to be hacked to death by his elder brother. With lingering fear, he got up and moved in front of Qiao Zhiyuan, dogleg said: "Honey, you look the best~"

Qiao Zhiyuan looked at him with contempt.

Wife is jealous? !Song Xuyao ​​couldn't help but raise the corners of his mouth, and quickly explained: "Hey, I just didn't expect Xiao Yan to snore while sleeping."

If Xiao Yan was awake at this time, he would definitely jump up from the bed and complain strongly. This is because he is too tired today, so he doesn't usually snore!And sternly cast aside this behavior of trying to cover up without saying anything.

Qiao Zhiyuan glanced at him, "You think you won't fight?"

Song Xuyao ​​was in a hurry, and afraid of waking Xiao Yan, he lowered his voice: "It must be because that day... I was too tired that night!"

As for why he was too tired, he didn't want to recall at all.

Qiao Zhiyuan: "Tsk."

"If you don't believe me...my room is opposite, you can check it out tonight, I really don't snore normally." Song Xuyao ​​had to squeeze half of a chair next to Qiao Zhiyuan, and bumped into each other as he spoke. Hitting Qiao Zhiyuan's shoulder: "Honey, don't worry, I promise not to do anything unless you like it!"

In addition to pulling small hands, receiving small kisses, and stroking Da Qiao hehe.

"Hehe." Qiao Zhiyuan knocked Song Xuyao ​​off the chair with a cold face, and then looked at Xiao Yan who was lying on the bed.

Song Xuyao ​​touched his sore buttocks, followed Qiao Zhiyuan's gaze to look at the bed, and perseveringly leaned into his ear again: "Why did you go to the set, why did it get worse after you came back soon?"

"It's hard to explain in one word." Qiao Zhiyuan lowered his face and said the matter in a concise manner.

"Depend on!"

"Be quiet!"

Song Xuyao ​​hurriedly lowered his voice, "That Director Liu is probably sick! What's more, Xiao Yan is so uncomfortable, take a break and die if you don't film today, actors are not human."

Qiao Zhiyuan gave him a deep look. It's not that actors are not human, but a fledgling young actor who doesn't even have a single work. No matter how popular you are on the Internet, few people will take you seriously.

Song Xuyao ​​had goosebumps all over his body when he was stared at: "Honey, your eyes look like you are about to use a 40-meter-long machete to chop someone down every minute."

"Shut up." Qiao Zhiyuan changed the topic to a lighter one, "Go to Weibo and search for Xiao Yan, the airport."

The heat should be pretty good today.

"Oh..." Song Xuyao ​​honestly took out his mobile phone to log on to Weibo, and as expected, he found that Xiao Yan was on the hot search again. When he saw the popular Weibo of the search word, he was amused, and began to read it vividly: "Ahhh Ahhh, I finally saw Xiao Yan in person. He looked cute and cute, and Brother Qiao in the room was also super handsome, but the point is that the one protecting Brother Qiao is the legendary younger brother of the president! I am better than Wei Wei Bo's profile picture is ten thousand times more handsome, he has long legs and fried chicken, and he has a matching face with Da Qiao, so he can clean up and make his debut!"

"..." Qiao Zhiyuan felt that he must have lost his mind when he couldn't resist Song Xuyao's stern begging and agreed to come with them.

Song Xuyao ​​was still very blind, and happily put the phone in front of Qiao Zhiyuan's eyes.

I saw that this Weibo has already been reposted thousands of times, and the angle of the picture is very ingenious. At first glance, it looks like Qiao Zhiyuan is being protected by Song Xuyao ​​in the arms of Song Xuyao. Click on the big picture to take a closer look. Song Xuyao ​​was two centimeters taller than him.

Qiao Zhiyuan looked at Song Xuyao ​​from top to bottom, and his gaze finally stayed on the sole of the shoe.

Song Xuyao ​​quickly shrank his feet under the chair and smiled very guiltyly.

It can't be blamed that he stole the heat, who told him to bring his own topic!

Qiao Zhiyuan kicked him out the door: "Get lost!"

Song Xuyao ​​hugged Qiao Zhiyuan's thigh and did not let go, even if he was beaten to death, he would not leave.

While the two were chatting, Xiao Yan's cell phone on the bedside table rang without warning. Qiao Zhiyuan and Song Xuyao ​​had a temporary truce, and it turned out to be Song Jing's call, or a video call.

Qiao Zhiyuan and Song Xuyao ​​looked at each other: "He is your brother, you take it."

Song Xuyao ​​took a step back: "I dare not..."

"You bastard." Qiao Zhiyuan squinted at him, picked up the phone, and put the phone in front of Song Xuyao.

So just after taking a shower, with her upper body exposed and her hair still dripping, Song Jing, who was passing by the mirror for a second and took a few casual glances, kept the corners of her mouth up. As soon as Master Song answered the phone, he saw his stupid younger brother That magnified, frightened and deformed face.

"..."

The corners of Song Jing's mouth dropped immediately, and she hung up the phone decisively.

After a few seconds, Song Xuyao ​​called immediately, "Brother, you are biased! Why did Mao hang up when he saw me?!"

Song Jing: "Where's Xiao Yan?"

Song Xuyao: "..."

It's over, he was so angry when he was hung up on the phone just now, he completely forgot the consequences of his brother knowing about it...

Qiao Zhiyuan looked at him speechlessly, and mouthed: "Idiot."

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