The emperor can't do it [entertainment circle]

Xiao Yan had no idea that a new round of world war was brewing in the living room. After washing, he hurriedly put on his clothes and slid to the next door. Song Xuyao ​​was snoring with his head stuffed, and was sleeping on all fours.

It's really hard for Lao Song to have a prodigal brother, and he has to wake him up every day... He is no longer the only little emperor who enjoys Lao Song's call = bed service!

Xiao Yan stretched out his hand angrily and lifted the quilt completely.

"Brother, give me 5 minutes, I'll be here right away!" Song Xuyao ​​immediately sat up from the bed, half-opened one eye, only to find that it was Xiao Yan, and immediately heaved a sigh of relief. The eye sockets grinned and lay back down again, regardless of the height of the trousers below her, she said, "Let me sleep a little longer..."

Yesterday he patronized the radio with Ai, but scratched his ears and cheeks all night and only heard about summer homework. Song Xuyao ​​had to accept that you are still underage.

Hot eyes... Xiao Yan couldn't help but cover his eyes, stretched out his hand to throw the quilt back and covered Song Xuyao's face again, Song Xuyao ​​remained motionless, as if he was dead and burned paper for something, and there was no sign of waking up.

Xiao Yan sized up Song Xuyao's hairy legs stretched out of the quilt, his eyeballs rolled around, and he immediately had an idea. He shot like lightning, his five fingers formed claws, and pressed Song Xuyao's unconscious hairy legs, taking advantage of people Before he could react, he quickly gathered it, harvested a handful of fur, and then pulled it out hard!

"Ow!!!"

Song Xuyao ​​howled like plucking pig hairs. Although the quilt covering his face played a certain role in reducing sound and noise, the roar was still shaking. You must know that he, as a young man who has lived in bed since he was a child, Young master, that's also angry to get up, not to mention that soldiers can be killed and can't pluck their leg hairs!

So Xiao Yan was gloating, when he was overturned on the bed by Song Xuyao ​​who jumped out from the quilt, just like a little antelope drinking water on the bank was bitten and dragged into the water by a giant crocodile that had been lurking for a long time.

While Xiao Yan was still dizzy, Song Xuyao ​​immediately grabbed his calf, pushed up his trousers, and sized up Xiao Yan's hairy legs. Because of puberty, although Xiao Yan's leg hair is not thick and sexy , but it is not too sparse, and it is still possible to pull out a few together.

Alarm bells rang in Xiao Yan's heart: "What do you want to do?!"

Song Xuyao ​​caressed his calf with a wretched face, and grabbed a few leg hairs: "Hehehe, don't you know what I want, of course..."

The door slammed open.

The two people who had ambiguous postures on the bed turned their heads very stiffly to look at the door, Song Xuyao ​​was still holding Xiao Yan's calf, Xiao Yan was still blushing with anger, and the quilt and pillows fell messily on the floor.

Qiao Zhiyuan came up to take a look when he heard the wailing: "..."

Song Jing with an indescribable expression: "..."

#What should I do if I was caught by my daughter-in-law and elder brother having sex with my sister-in-law, waiting online, very urgent#

#What should I do if I was caught by my agent and Lao Song while having sex with his brother, waiting online, very urgent#

The two unlucky guys who were caught raped on the bed looked at each other very stiffly.

Song Xuyao ​​hurriedly put down Xiao Yan's calf, rolled up the trouser leg, rolled down from the bed, and threw himself on Qiao Zhiyuan... Qiao Zhiyuan turned sideways with agility, Song Xuyao ​​missed it and almost fell However, he was not discouraged. He hugged his daughter-in-law's hairy legs, took a peek at his elder brother, and stretched out his hand to accuse him: "Look! Xiaoyan pulls my leg hair! You also know how precious my leg hair is!" , Collecting the aura of heaven and earth, I worked hard to raise it for 24 years, and finally I don’t need to wear woolen pants in winter..."

Qiao Zhiyuan took a closer look in the direction Song Xuyao ​​pointed, and found a few "corpse" of leg hair on the bed sheet, his eyelids twitched violently: "Shut up."

"qwq!"

Xiao Yan was not to be outdone at this time, and jumped from the bed... However, the difference in treatment was that he was caught firmly by Song Jing's open hand, and Xiao Yan felt aggrieved and rubbed against his old Song's palpable chest muscles, muffled Complaint: "He touched my leg!" After speaking, he secretly stuck out his tongue at Song Xuyao, who was the first to report.

Song Jing's eyes immediately followed sharply.

Song Xuyao ​​felt that he had been hit by an arrow in his knee, so he gritted his teeth and fought it out: "Brother! I'm a victim!"

When Xiao Yan heard this, he turned his head and looked at him with disgust, "Although I'm a gong, I love Lao Song so much, you don't want to seduce me!"

"..."

The atmosphere in the room seemed to freeze suddenly.

Except for Xiao Yan, the three people all felt that they knew something...

In the end, Xiao Yan and Song Xuyao ​​each got a violent shudder, and they finally calmed down by covering their heads.

When going out, Song Xuyao ​​carried his luggage honestly, and then, taking advantage of Qiao Zhiyuan in front of him not paying attention, he quickly stuffed a height-increasing insole into his shoe, as if gaining confidence all of a sudden, Song Xuyao ​​took pleasure in it, turned his head condescendingly, and was right It caught Xiao Yan's bright black eyes...the two of them were only two feet away from each other.

It's really like praying mantises catching cicadas, and the sparrows are behind.

Song Xuyao ​​was the first to speak in a panic, "Shhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhfs." You know."

Xiao Yan witnessed with his own eyes that Song Xuyao ​​jumped from being only a little taller than himself to surpassing Qiao Zhiyuan. Hearing this, his eyes became brighter: "Is there any more? Give me two dollars too."

Song Xuyao ​​immediately found a bosom friend: "I have 2, 3, 4, and 5 centimeters. Which one do you want? Double-sided cowhide or shock-absorbing silicone?"

Song Jing stood at the back and watched the two whispering to each other as they sneakily stuffed the height-enhancing insoles into the shoes, and decided to keep his little emperor away from his stupid brother in the future.

He didn't know that Song Xuyao, who was blackmailed by his elder brother, moved his luggage into the trunk with swift strides, sat in the driver's seat and started the car. He turned his head and howled out the window without hesitation, "Don't worry, brother, I'll see you off." They go, and they will definitely help you take care of Xiao Yan!"

It is because of you that he is not more at ease.

Song Jing, who was refused by Xiao Yan on the grounds of protecting her beauty, was so sullen that she could freeze people to death through the car window.

Song Xuyao's back shivered from being stared at, remembering the fear of being dominated by his elder brother in the morning, he drove away quickly.

Xiao Yan sat down in the back seat, waved to Song Jing outside the car window, saw the car was about to drive out of the yard, and hurriedly called to stop.

Song Xuyao ​​stepped on the brake, "What's wrong? Forgot something?"

"Wait for me." Xiao Yan opened the car door and ran out, hugged Song Jing who was at the door, and said, "Old Song, I miss you."

Qiao Zhiyuan: "..."

Song Xuyao: "..."

Can you give me a preview before the next dog abuse?

So caught off guard really a real man? !

Song Jing's face finally eased a little, and he reached out to hug him, stroking the little guy's soft hair: "Shoot well."

"Oh..." Xiao Yan responded to him in a muffled voice, especially reluctant to part with his own old Song, who obviously felt that he had just met and was about to be separated again, and would have to be separated for a long time, "Old Song, you remember that you have to call me every day. "

"Ah."

"If you're too busy, it doesn't matter if you don't call...but you have to make up the next day!"

"not busy."

Qiao Zhiyuan turned his head to look at the two of them with a cold face, and he had crushed them to death countless times in his heart: "If you don't leave, you will miss the flight."

Xiao Yan pursed his lips, raised his head and gnawed on his old Song's chin, and then dawdled in the car.

Song Xuyao ​​stepped on the accelerator this time and flew out. The figure standing behind Song Jing quickly became smaller, from a vaguely visible outline to a small vertical point, and was completely invisible at the last turn. Xiao Yan was still lying on the car window, staring at In hindsight, poorly not.

Qiao Zhiyuan glanced at him, and even coughed a few times but didn't call someone's attention.

Song Xuyao ​​couldn't help but whispered to Qiao Zhiyuan: "Why do you feel like the stepmother who broke up the little prince and the emperor's uncle?"

Qiao Zhiyuan: "...The three people you mentioned are definitely from the same period?"

"Don't pay attention to these details, my dear." Song Xuyao ​​shook his head, and then he was slapped by Qiao Zhiyuan's slap for reason, and he drove the car staggeringly, and arrived at the airport without any danger.

However, what greeted them was the enthusiastic airport and fans who had been waiting for a long time to drop off the plane. Under the scorching sun, the fans wore bright yellow ribbons on their hands, holding various gifts and flowers, and even designed their own The banners and signs made are in an orderly manner.

Song Xuyao ​​and Xiao Yan were still confused at first, but only when Xiao Yan saw his own name and the slightly shameful support slogans on the banners, such as "Xiao Yan, don't worry, we will always be with you", realized that It turned out that these were all his fans!

These days, even though Xiao Yan is in retreat, the popularity on the Internet has not diminished at all. Except for Qiao Zhiyuan occasionally buying some marketing accounts, the anti-illegitimate incident is probably one of the reasons. Even because of the exposure of the original draft paper in the previous company statement, Because of his chic and beautiful handwriting, he has received attention and praise from passers-by. The personality of the high school student has not collapsed, and he has also gained popularity. This is probably a surprise.

This is Xiao Yan's first public itinerary after he announced the end of his retreat. A large part of the purpose of the public itinerary is to test his popularity, but he didn't expect that the popularity of Xiao Yan, who had no exposure on satellite TV media during this period, rose instead of falling. After a month, we want to see idols even more.

So there was this big scene of crowds of people and gongs and drums.

The airport administrators have always paid attention to popular stars, but this time they inevitably made a mistake, and hurriedly dispatched two teams of security personnel to maintain order at the scene and prevent chaos from happening.

So when Xiao Yan and Qiao Zhiyuan were guarded by two rows of security personnel and stepped into the airport, the fighting power of the fans reached the peak in an instant, and the screams almost penetrated the entire airport. Xiao Yan was obviously taken aback. The excited fans finally went online rationally, suppressed their screams a little, and all looked at him in unison.

"Our little Yan seems to have grown taller again!"

"Xiao Yan, you are awesome! I have done peek-a-boo n times!"

"How did Xiaoyan do in the final exam?"

Xiao Yan keenly caught the words "final exam" in the chaotic voice, and made a sad face in the direction of the question, which attracted the laughter of all the fans.

"Xiao Yan is so cute, hahaha."

"Xiao Yan is your idol burden!"

Qiao Zhiyuan hugged his shoulder and lifted it up. He was just about to remind Xiao Yan to pay attention to his expression and remember to smile, but when he saw it, Xiao Yan had already smiled so much that his eyes were crooked and his big white teeth were showing.

Worrying for nothing.

So Qiao Zhiyuan used 100% of his energy to deal with the fans, raised his voice and said: "Thank you for your hard work, and thank you for your waiting and support, but I'm sorry, we don't accept gifts..." Before he finished speaking, he saw Xiao Yan Yan took a small jar of handmade candies stuffed by the little fan next to him and secretly put it in his pocket.

"..." Qiao Zhiyuan stared at him with difficulty maintaining a smile.

Xiao Yan's eyes drifted to the side, pretending that he didn't know anything.

This candy is delicious, and Lao Song usually doesn’t let him eat too much. Just thinking about such a can in his pocket makes him feel sweet~

Suddenly, some fan girl came up with a sentence: "Brother Qiao's boyfriend Li max!"

Unexpectedly, everyone booed and laughed.

Qiao Zhiyuan could only shake his head speechlessly, the stewed party was simply poisonous, even he and Xiao Yan's candy was so fucking insane.

Walking down one by one with difficulty, Xiao Yan smiled foolishly and waved shyly from time to time, much like the leader of the inspection. After passing the security check, the muscles on his face were a little sore from smiling, even so the corners of his mouth The arc still hasn't fallen.

To be honest, at a very young age, he experienced the enthronement ceremony where thousands of people pilgrimage and attracted the attention of the whole country. In addition, he had countless inspections and early dynasties, and was worshiped by the people and officials. Of course, Xiao Yan has seen big scenes But at that time, the person kneeling down looked respectful and solemn on the surface, or it was routine. In fact, he understood that no one would take him, a stupid emperor, seriously.

But at this moment, these fans and fans are sincere, genuinely happy, their faces are flushed with excitement, and they even burst into tears because of his response to each look and smile... so If there is no touch, it must be a lie.

Xiao Yan has never been surrounded by so many people's love like this moment.

I have never been a little bit shy because of this surge of true feelings like this moment, and I am a little bit scared not knowing how to respond, how to repay these love and likes.

So Xiao Yan was at a loss, and tried his best to listen and smile, his crooked smiling eyes sparkled, and he even suddenly felt that being an artist might not be bad.

"Stupid?" Song Xuyao, who came out of nowhere, snapped his fingers in front of Xiao Yan.

Qiao Zhiyuan also crossed his arms to look at him, and said with a smile: "Silly boy, you won't be able to find Bei with such a little sweetness."

Xiao Yan came back to his senses, and looked at Song Xuyao's shady hat and mask in confusion: "Didn't you leave?"

Song Xuyao ​​proudly raised the air ticket he had just made up in his hand: "I skipped work, and I'll go with you."

Xiao Yan looked at Song Xuyao ​​and then at Qiao Zhiyuan, and suddenly realized: "You two have been in collusion for a long time?!"

"Cut," Qiao Zhiyuan patted the back of Song Xuyao's head, "This guy's wishful thinking."

Song Xuyao ​​took the opportunity to go around the back of his head and grab Qiao Zhiyuan's hand, and he could feel the sweetness of this guy's smile through the mask.

Xiao Yan: "..."

He wants their Lao Song too!

Xiao Yan angrily took out his mobile phone, only to find that his old Song had sent him a message.

[Old Song: Arrived? 】

Xiao Yan couldn't help laughing, and snapped back: [Here we are, report!Your brother skipped work and said he would go with us. 】

[Old Song: Well, deduct his salary. 】

"Let's go, why are you smirking, remember to turn off the phone later." Qiao Zhiyuan got up and reminded, and took the two full of energy to board the plane.

A fresh start awaits them!