Old Fogey Goes Down The Mountain

Wei Xi: "??"

Qinglong: "??"

Many humans watching below: "??"

Chongming stared at the inhuman scene in the air ahead with a pale face, and murmured, "...What did you just say..."

Xia Shouren looked dull: "...You ask me how I know..."

The newly grown horns were snapped off, and the green dragon started screaming again after a brief astonishment. Apart from the pain, it still couldn't figure it out!It clearly smelled the aura of the auspicious beast that belonged to the same origin, and even faintly felt a sense of dependence that was almost obedient in the inheritance, and instinctively told it that the later one was one of its own!But why did his own people break off its horns? !This makes it harder to swallow than the one who gnawed his face!

The dragon's head was too big, Wei Xi was holding one horn, with scales still in his mouth, he stuck out his tongue to lick the warm dragon's blood from the corner of his mouth, and looked at the unknown guy next to him with guarded eyes.

The other party looked down at him, holding the dragon horn in his hand, with an indifferent expression, as if he was playing tricks on him.

Wei Xi turned his head desperately, trying to figure out the deep meaning of the opponent's move, but this kind of thinking was still too difficult for his mind, so after a while, his appetite finally prevailed. He tentatively opened his mouth, moved closer to the opponent's hand, and then Carefully took a bite.

During this process, his eyes were fixed on the person who was feeding him, so that he could detect the abnormal movement of the other party at the moment.

However, to his surprise, the other party seemed to be just feeding him. Not only did he not take back the dragon horn, but he even wiped away the rainwater and dragon blood from the corner of his mouth with his thumb.The other party's fingertips were very hot, in stark contrast to Wei Xi's own skin that had been icy cold from the rain and strong wind. A little bit of yang energy poured into the nasal cavity with this movement, bringing a little familiar warmth, and The crisp, tender and smooth taste of the freshly grown dragon horn blends together.

There seemed to be a smile in the other party's eyes.

Wei Xi's vigilance slowly dissipated as he looked at each other, relaxed his nerves, and took another bite slowly.

They squatted down, gathered at the dragon head, and looked at each other for a long time. At this moment, the originally hostile atmosphere was unprecedentedly friendly, and even the howling wind seemed to become milder.

Qinglong, who witnessed the dog abuse scene, opened his eyes wide and let out a desolate roar: "Aoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!!!

What the hell is going on with you guys? !Why are you suddenly flirting on such a serious occasion? !Please stop staring at each other!See me okay!Respect your opponents! !

******

It unfurls in the air angrily, almost rolling itself into a twist. As a result, there are strong winds and waves on the sea, and the sound of the waves hitting the embankment is so violent that it almost roars. However, even so, it still cannot get rid of the two immobile threats Throw it under the water.On the contrary, it was itself, whose scales and horns were torn off and then suffered a sudden change. It was dizzy with shock and fear, and accidentally fell from the air, hitting the viewing platform of Ruhai Park.

The deafening sound of falling followed by a roar, the dragon body more than ten meters long slapped frantically on the ground, Wei Xi was shocked back to his senses, fearing that it would escape, he hurriedly snatched the remaining dragon horn from Shuo Zong's hand, and then focused on He firmly held down the struggling prey, and wrapped its trembling long whiskers around his hands.

At this point, the Taoist priests who were stunned by the sudden situation finally woke up. They didn't even have time to guess where Wei Xi's strange eating behavior came from, so they subconsciously rushed forward with pale faces, desperately Shouting: "Friend Daoist Wei!!! Don't ahhhhhhhh!!!"

That's a dragon! ! !Dragon! ! ! !Although it has caused a huge disaster and caused a lot of troubles to the world, and his attitude is still very aloof and cold, but in the final analysis, he is still an idol who has never died in his country for thousands of years! !The only dragon in the sky and on the earth! ! !

Everyone was in tears watching Wei Xi desperately pulling the dragon's beard while pulling and beating it!How can you use such a rough method of subjugation? !

Wei Xi didn't understand their emotions at all, thinking that the fellow Taoists were worried about him, he shook off the blood and rain that splashed on his face, and still vigorously tugged at the blue dragon that was struggling and caused huge damage to the park beard, said coldly: "Don't panic, I'll kill it right away."

The Taoists heard this and their minds went blank: "What?! You still want to kill it!!!"

Qinglong was threatened with death, and finally panicked. It is unbelievable that someone in this world dared to treat him like this: "You dare to kill me!!!??"

Wei Xi felt that its confidence in its own life was groundless: "You're not a wild boar, what can't you kill?"

Qinglong struggling: "?"

The flustered priests: "?"

Qinglong was so shocked by his words that he even forgot to struggle, and murmured in disbelief: "I... am I not as good as a wild boar?"

Wei Xi sneered: "Nonsense, wild boar is a national second-class protected animal, and poaching will be fined by the Forestry Bureau. What are you? How dare you compare yourself with wild boars?"

Qinglong: "..."

Taoists: "..."

*****

Qinglong only felt that he had suffered the greatest humiliation in his life, and he let out an irritated roar: "You! Say! What! What!"

It is a majestic green dragon that has been cultivated for thousands of years, calling the wind and rain, and guarding one side, which is enough to rank among the existences of immortals. In this population, it is not even comparable to a mere wild boar? !

If he could transform into a human form at this moment, he must have jumped up and started cursing the street. Unfortunately, he has only a short time to become a dragon, so he can only manifest in the real world, so the only way to express his anger is shouting and flicking his limbs and tail desperately.However, Wei Xina's evaluation was obviously not a joke, and the murderous intent in his eyes was real, and if there was substance, he would not spare a single shot.

Seeing the blue dragon's dark red dragon blood dripping down his forehead all the way to his feet, Mr. Gu realized Wei Xi's intentions, and finally collapsed—their column team is good at breaking feudal superstition, but it doesn't mean they have to slaughter Dragon!If the dragon was really killed by Wei Xi, how should he explain to the higher authorities? !

The hunting scene ahead was rough and direct, and Mr. Gu's mind was blank. When he came back to his senses, he realized that he had followed the dragon's head and grabbed Wei Xi's wrist tightly: "Master Wei!!!"

Wei Xi frowned when he pulled him: "Why?"

Mr. Gu choked up, and his voice was almost unstoppable: "I'll show you that advertisement in your view! Can't I play it for you! This one can't be killed, really can't be killed!"

Wei Xi didn't care about any advertisements at the moment, and realized that he was going to stop him, his expression quickly turned cold.

Looking at each other, Mr. Gu suddenly felt a shuddering fear. It was still this familiar face, but at this moment he felt as if he was facing the pressure of a natural enemy, and he was speechless for a while, even that Qinglong, whose head had been roaring non-stop because of pain and anger, fell silent.

Fortunately, in the next second, Wei Xi turned his eyes away first. He seemed to have encountered some unexpected situation, hissed, and then let go of the hand that was wrapped around the dragon's beard, and quickly took out a whole body from his clothes. A white jade plaque.

The torrential rain hit the jade tablet, and then slid down along the texture of the surface. Wei Xi stared at it with unspeakable resentment.

He seemed to have reached the limit, so that after a while, he even threw the sign at the dragon's head in a rage, which made the green dragon close its eyes, and then yelled: "Hot! Hot!"

When Mr. Gu heard the call for help, he instinctively reached out to grab it. He was so hot that he jumped all over his body, and felt that his entire hand was going to be burnt in an instant.

The jade tablet was swept off by his movements, and dipped into the pool of dragon blood dripping on the ground along the faucet, causing a piercing boiling sound, which made it hard to imagine how frighteningly high it was.Wei Xi was already furious: "I've been patient enough to let go of those wild dogs and boars, so why can't I eat them?!"

No one knew who he was talking to, but when he was distracted, the green dragon quickly realized that he had an opportunity.At this time, its initial arrogance and coldness did not know where it all went. When it seized the opportunity, it didn't even dare to retaliate against Wei Xi. It just took advantage of the moment when its dragon horns were loosened and shook its head to throw Wei Xi off. , then pulled up his limbs regardless of his image, and rushed towards the fence on the side of the viewing platform near the sea like a loach fleeing for his life with tears in his eyes!

So what about dragons!What is dignity?Keep the green hills!Don't be afraid of no firewood!If we can't beat it, we can hide it!

The priests at the scene were first surprised by Wei Xi's sudden anger, and then they noticed its plan, and they didn't expect it to be so shameless, so they all caught off guard and widened their eyes: "Master Qinglong!"

"Don't enter the sea!!"

"Millions of people in the sea city!!! Please think twice!!!"

Perhaps because he realized that his master was coming, the whistling sound of the sea breeze increased several times in an instant.

******

At the same time, countless citizens of the sea city realized that something was wrong.Due to the stronger and stronger wind, there is no one on the street at this time. People are hiding in all places that can shelter from the wind and rain, cursing the inexplicable and bad weather. I don’t know who is the first to look up and see the sky. , let out a shocked cry: "Oh my God! What's going on with that cloud?!"

The sky in the distance did not know when it began to gather dark clouds, which were drifting towards the city with overwhelming momentum.The wind outside the house also intensified, and with a click, a big tree on the road that could not be hugged with open arms was blown uprooted, and the huge crown of the tree was smashed straight towards the gate of the nearest shopping mall in the strong wind. , the citizens who were sheltering from the rain in the shopping mall screamed one after another.

Several resort hotels close to the beach also began to be chaotic. Residents of sea view rooms opened the curtains one by one and hid behind the glass doors that were blown loudly to observe the abnormality outside the balcony.The turbulent waves of the sea became more and more shocking each time, and the most recent one had easily covered the highest sandy beach.Everyone stared wide-eyed, not daring to miss any details. After a long while, someone finally started to cry out in fear——

"wave!!!!"

"What a big wave!!!"

"The tsunami is coming!!!!!!"

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In the sea park, Qinglong had already crashed into the guardrail, ignoring the shouts of many believers behind him.

What is a human being to it?Only the existence of the same beast can be regarded as its kind.

It ran for its life so fast that the priests present had no time to chase it. Fortunately, Xia Shouren and Chongming, who had been hit hard just now, were by the fence at this time, and they naturally tried to stop it.But thinking that this was considered a beast, Xia Shouren felt pity in his heart, so he didn't use any drastic means, but just reached out to grab its tail.

But the strength of the Qinglong who has accepted the inheritance is not covered after all. Even if the power of the heaven and earth spirits is greatly affected after the collapse of the heaven and earth, it still has a lot of methods. He quickly shrunk his figure, and with a swipe, he got into the gap in the fence like a dog hole.

Xia Shouren froze for a moment, never expecting to meet such a careless dragon.Aren't the Dragon Clan very proud?Of those guys who roamed the seas in the past, who didn't regard their dignity and face as more important than their lives?If you can fight with your younger brother, you don't have to be single-handed, and if you can roar and roar, you don't keep a low profile. What's the matter with drilling dog holes?

Realizing that he had missed, Xia Shouren's expression turned serious.

He was about to catch up, when he saw his friend who had been with Wei Xi from just now walking over with a signboard indifferent expression: "This is a wild way of becoming a monk halfway, you use the same way you deal with ordinary dragons to deal with him. Is it broken?"

Xia Shouren, however, didn't care to refute his friend's poisonous tongue, he just stared blankly at the extra dragon gun in his friend's hand who didn't know when.

"...Brother." As soon as the dragon twisting gun is released, the green dragon will definitely go there and never return. This is not their usual way of doing things. Xia Shouren couldn't help asking hesitantly, "There is only one dragon in this world." , Cultivation is not easy, you wouldn't kill it just because of such a small thing, right?"

The sharp edge of the Dragon Spear shone coldly in the rain, Shuo Zong carried it and took off his black raincoat as he walked.The intricate tattoos on his arms revealed a little bit with his movements, and the mysterious mantra was full of unruly murderous intent.From the corner of his eye, he glanced vaguely at Wei Xi, who was still angry in the crowd, and said indifferently: "It is a disaster for the world, causing floods in many places, and it doesn't want to be subdued, so why not?"

Xia Shouren was a little confused: "Is it really because of this reason?"

Shuo Zong said indifferently: "Otherwise?"

Xia Shouren said: "...I thought you wanted to feed him to someone."

"..." Shuo Zong snorted softly, "Nonsense."

Xia Shouren said in his heart, fart, I clearly saw you feeding him dragon horns just now!But before he could make a sound, his friend jumped down very neatly.

Seeing this, Xia Shouren and Chongming naturally followed closely behind. The Taoist priests present probably guessed that they were going to risk their lives, and they all showed worried expressions on their faces.

Tuanjieyi was dumbfounded: "What's going on? Why did they jump into the sea?! Such a big storm, do you want to die?"

The priests also frowned: "After the thunder disaster, it is already a real dragon. After entering the sea, it is equal to entering its home field. It is very fast in the water, otherwise it would not be so powerful that it can set off waves. I'm afraid it won't be so easy to catch it now..."

Before the words were finished, there was a pop ahead, and a figure jumped out of the waves.

Everyone at the scene was stunned for a moment, and when they looked up, they saw Shuo Zong with a black face and his hair brushing his hair, and stepped over the guardrail.

This back and forth took no more than five seconds at most, and the priests present felt very inexplicable. Mr. Gu asked blankly: "Mr. Shuo...Mr. Shuo Zong, why did you come back so soon?"

Shuo Zong peeled off his coat soaked in seawater, rolled it up and threw it on the ground.On a very cold day, he was wearing a black T-shirt, his arms covered with patterns were wet, and he was so wild that it was almost eye-catching.He scanned the crowd, paused for two seconds on Wei Xi, and said nothing.

His expression was so ugly that many Taoist priests present were worried: "Could it be...a failure?"

In the next second, Xia Shouren laughed wantonly from the side: "Soldiers are bloodless, hahahaha!"

Everyone looked up in astonishment, and sure enough, Xia Shouren also came out of the water with Chongming. Before everyone could ask what that sentence meant, Xia Shouren raised his hand to wipe his face, then waved and threw something over .

Everyone took a closer look, and immediately said: "........."

A four-liter bottle of mineral water from Nongfu Spring. Most of the shrunken Qinglong's body was stuck in it, except for his head that came out of the mouth of the bottle.It has grown a bit bigger than when it slipped away just now, so that the bottle is full to the brim.Because it was stuffed too full, its four claws could only be helplessly squeezed against the bottle wall by its body, and its sharp nails stuck out, poking a few holes in the plastic bottle, but its tail was already squeezed out of shape.

The aura all over Qinglong's body finally dissipated completely. It had held back its emotions for so long, and even Wei Xi didn't shed tears when he bit its scales, but now the head that popped out of the bottle was howling recklessly——

"When I jumped into the water, I got in by accident. After getting bigger, I couldn't break it. I couldn't swim a step in the same place for a long time. Whoever threw the mineral water bottle into the sea is not wicked!!!"

The priests: "..."

******

At the same time, the citizens of Iurihai City, who were observing the suspected disaster scene outdoors in a panic, put down their mobile phones one after another——

"what?"

"Why is it suddenly calm?"

The author has something to say: Daoists: My idol is too miserable, really

Shuo Zong: Lost

Qinglong [at the meeting of the National People's Congress]: Dear believers, the issue of marine litter management is urgent!