Old Fogey Goes Down The Mountain

The person who seemed to be walking towards him stopped in his sight, and the apprentice on the other end of the phone suddenly stopped talking. Wei Xi reacted and turned his eyes away from the annoying guy: "Queer? Queer ?”

It took a while to hear the apprentice's answer: "...I am here. What happened to you?"

Wei Xi was much gentler to his disciples, and explained eloquently: "An old opponent, who spoiled my good deeds and dispersed my rations, last time I went to a banquet with Tianyi Wanrong and the others, the pastries I brought you almost It was snatched by this man and eaten up, and I beat him to death before I saved it and brought it to you."

The apprentice hesitated, he didn't seem to be moved, but was trying to think about something: "...is there any?"

Wei Xi snorted coldly: "You weren't by my side at the time, so it's no wonder you didn't know."

apprentice:"……"

Hearing his silence, Wei Xi thought for a while, thinking he was worried about himself, and changed his tone again: "Don't worry, Que Er, even if we fight this time, Master won't suffer."

"..." The apprentice was quiet for a while, and then said in a deep voice after a long time, "...do you really hate him that much?"

Wei Xi thought of all the grievances and grievances between himself and this person since he left the mountain, and nodded without hesitation: "Of course. Ever since he robbed me of dozens of ghosts in Fengyang Town, the hatred between me and him has been irreconcilable." gone."

The apprentice's voice became more and more difficult: "... because of this?"

Wei Xi: "Isn't that enough?"

Eating and drinking were originally the most important things in life for him, and the ghost who crossed his lips, wasn't it a bloody feud?

The apprentice on the other end of the phone should also have thought of this, heaved a long breath, and looked very tired: "Wei Xi, don't you think he has some strengths? For example."

After a while, the tone was a little shameful: "...for example, the yang energy is strong."

The yang energy is quite strong, but Wei Xi almost subconsciously replied without thinking too much: "But I already have you."

After a pause, he felt that his answer was a bit wrong. He glanced at the other figures in the sea park, recognized something, and added: "What's more, what kind of strength is this, and his friend Yang Qi Not so weak, but he is much kinder, for example, there is a Mr. Xia who is generous and gave me a lot of food."

After that banquet, it was Xia Shouren who brought someone to deliver the cakes from the kitchen to him, so that he had a very good impression of Xia Shouren, but even so, he was strangely impressed by Xia Shouren's relatively gentle yang energy Not much appetite.However, before he could tell his apprentice this, Mr. Gu's voice came from beside him: "Master Wei? Master Wei?"

Wei Xi looked back, only to realize that everyone was waiting for him. The apprentice on the other end of the phone fell into a bewildered silence again after his voice fell. Que Er, I still have something to do, let's talk later."

He hung up the phone.

*****

"Mr. Xia, you are right." Chongming noticed something at this moment, and poked Xia Shouren's body, "Mr. Shuo Zong really looks very unhappy."

Xia Shouren was busy deleting the photos just now after mocking him, but now he looked back and was shocked, the aura around his friend was obviously more gloomy than before, it was not only unhappy, it was as if he was irritated by someone.

Xia Shouren didn't know why, but he followed his friend's line of sight, and soon realized something: "How could it be him?!"

Chongming: "Who?"

"Do you remember the beast I told you about? It's the one that Shuo Zong has been staring at every step since he came to this world." Xia Shouren looked cautious, "Why did it appear here? No wonder Shuo Zong was in a bad mood. "

Chongming half understood: "So Mr. Shuo Zong was angry because he was angry? When I saw him hang up the phone, I glanced at you just now, and thought it was you who made him angry again."

Xia Shouren clicked his tongue, and led Chongming to condolence to his brother: "How is it possible, we, the only remaining auspicious beasts in the world, have been dependent on each other since the collapse of the heaven and earth, and they are the same kind, so the relationship is so strong. Don't look at him all the time." God told me to die, I acted like an old bastard, in fact, he doesn't know how much he cherishes a buddy who is so generous with me."

After finishing speaking, a smile appeared on his face, and he was about to greet the other party.

Seeing that Shuo Zong turned to himself first with a dark face: "Xia Shouren, I advise you to stay away from me now."

Xia Shouren: "?"

Chongming: "?"

Xia Shouren asked tearfully, "What did I do wrong?"

"You are too generous." Shuo Zong said in a cold tone, "It's too close to me, I'm afraid I can't help but strangle you to death."

Xia Shouren: "..."

Chongming: "..."

*****

Chongming: "Depending on each other..."

Chongming: "The relationship is strong..."

Chongming: "I don't know how much I cherish..."

Chongming: "Mr. Xia, Mr. Shuo Zong is really angry with you."

Xia Shouren also found out, but he didn't know what was wrong with him at all, so he could only go back and delete the photos while wiping away his tears: "It's fake! It's all fake! Never depended on each other for life, he is still that old bastard!"

Mr. Gu has already arranged the shooting location for the film crew, and he is walking in the rain against the strong wind that almost shatters the umbrella. At this time, he also keenly recognized the few people who haunted the sea park, and he was surprised. Shouted: "Mr. Shuo Zong?! Mr. Xia?! Why are you here too?!"

Mr. Gu ran very fast, and the two sides were getting closer. In Wei Xi's sight, the tall man in the black raincoat had slowly put the phone back into his pocket, and at the same time glanced at himself with complicated eyes: "Come here and deal with it." Issues."

His eyes were deep, and the eyelashes were still splashed with raindrops. His voice was low, passing through the noisy rain and entering his ears, which made Wei Xi feel inexplicably familiar.However, the two of them had fought so many times, so they were no strangers to each other. With Wei Xi's brain capacity, he naturally couldn't think deeper.

After getting the answer, Mr. Gu was not surprised immediately, and introduced to Wei Xi: "Master Wei, this is Mr. Shuo Zong, who also served as a consultant for our program before."

Tuanjieyi let out a groan. The national entrepreneur who went to the financial magazine served as a consultant for "Believe in Science", which made him feel weird that the dimensional wall was broken: "Really? Mr. Shuo Zong also...?"

Mr. Gu glanced at the staff of the Meteorological Bureau who became dumbfounded after seeing the legendary big entrepreneur, and explained implicitly: "Mr. Shuo Zong... has a group of capable people and strange people."

Apart from him, the other Taoists also obviously knew something, and they didn't show any surprise. The old Taoist Master Quan of the Taoist Association even greeted each other quite familiarly: "Mr. Shuo Zong, don't come here without any problems. Is everything okay out there?"

Tuanjieyi saw that Gao Shuaifu, who was staring at his master, finally turned his eyes away, and glanced at a certain corner: "A few uninvited guests have come, and they have been resolved."

The young man from the Meteorological Bureau looked at him for some unknown reason, his eyes widened immediately, he threw away his umbrella and ran towards the corner, pushing away Xia Shouren and Chongming who were squatting on the tearful eyes, hugging him Those people who were unconscious in the muddy water shook desperately: "Wake up! Wake up!"

At the same time, I suddenly thought of what I heard just now, and looked up at the crowd in surprise: "Why can't I wake up? This is what you did?! What's going on?!"

Those little Internet celebrities who collected sneaky photos were about to be blown up, but no one at the scene showed any concern for them. The successful entrepreneur who was keen on charity in his sight didn't even move his eyes when he questioned him. : "Who is this?"

"It's from the Meteorological Bureau." Mr. Gu explained embarrassingly, "I don't know the rules very well, so don't be as knowledgeable as him."

The young man was dumbfounded, what do you mean by not knowing the rules?Some people are in a coma in the sea park, human life is a matter of heaven, why do these people look indifferent? !

Mr. Gu prevaricated him again: "Don't worry, it's probably because the weather is too cold and low blood sugar fainted. If you are worried about them catching a cold, just move them to a dry place."

The young man was still perplexed by his casual tone, and suddenly there was a huge sound of waves on the sea surface in front of him, and the group of people on the scene who didn't care about the comatose Internet celebrities were immediately attracted attention at this time.

******

The wind and rain are getting bigger and bigger.

Taoist Master Quan looked at the mouth of the sea, uneasy, and asked in a questioning tone: "Mr. Shuo Zong, in your opinion, what happened this time..."

Seeing Shuo Zong's expression was indifferent, his eyes seemed to glance at someone in his crowd, and his voice seemed displeased: "Zoujiao stays here just wanting to transform a dragon into the sea, we are the ones who prevent it from entering the sea, you shouldn't Let's go this way."

"Transformation! Transformation into a dragon!"

He said it lightly, but many Taoist priests present and even Mr. Gu almost knelt down: "Really, is it really a dragon?!"

Shuo Zong didn't seem to like to talk to people very much, so he didn't answer with a sullen face, Wei Xi ignored him, stepped out of the crowd, walked towards Xia Shouren who was standing on the edge of the viewing platform, and looked at the rushing Yellow River outside the guardrail: "That The dragon is down there?"

Xia Shouren seemed a little panicked the moment he approached and made a sound, but he quickly reacted and opened his mouth to answer.

But before he could make a sound, the voice of his stingy friend suddenly sounded: "It's at the bottom of the water, and it cannot enter the sea until it transforms into a dragon."

Wei Xi glanced back, Shuo Zong didn't know when he had approached, his eyes wandered between him and Xia Shouren twice, and he just stood between them expressionlessly.

Xia Shouren who got the back of his head: "???"

Wei Xi was not in the mood to fight with him at the moment, and nodded: "Can't it go into the sea?"

The other priests were able to answer this question, and someone immediately said: "It is recorded in ancient books that when a real dragon enters the sea, it usually creates huge waves, and at the same time causes a strong storm and tsunami. As for how big it is, it is impossible to estimate. With so many people in the sea city...it is too late to evacuate now, once it successfully enters the sea, the consequences will be really unimaginable, and the casualties will be light."

At this moment, everyone finally realized where the strong typhoon that suddenly appeared on the sea came from.

However, while understanding, the priests present still found it difficult to accept: "It's just that I didn't expect...there are really dragons in this world..."

Shuo Zong seemed to dismiss the awe in their tone: "Is it strange? Just like Xuanwu, dragons have always existed. There used to be a lot of them in the East China Sea, but they just disappeared later."

The priests couldn't believe his attitude, "Same as Xuanwu...? Are they also sealed?"

Shuo Zong shook his head: "It's all dead. I'm afraid this one was awakened by cultivation."

So, isn't this the only dragon in the world? !

The priests swallowed their saliva and stared at the muddy water in front of them, wondering if it was an illusion, the sky was getting darker, and the sense of crisis at the bottom of the water became more intense.

It seemed that suddenly, the howling wind became more violent, and the clouds that had gathered in the sky for a long time also suddenly cast a bolt of lightning.

Along with the ray of light that seems to be able to split the sky and the earth, there is also the tacit cognition in the hearts of the people present - it is coming.

The waves slammed against the embankment of the sea park with a posture that almost swallowed the world, as if they were welcoming their coming masters. Several times, the waves were so high that they jumped into the guardrail. Under the extremely crazy waves, a clear shadow began to move towards The water gallops.

In the next moment, the deafening thunder came belatedly, followed by the sound of breaking water, and all the priests present raised their heads in a daze.

They thought they were ready, but when they really faced this moment, they discovered that the human heart could not easily get rid of the instinctive fear after all.

What kind of scene was that?A long cyan dragon leaped out of the water, ignoring gravity as if nothing existed, and easily rolled its head and tail and took off in the air.It is more than ten meters long, with a sinuous and vigorous body, with spikes all over its majestic dragon head, and its huge eyes are wide open. Just a slight glance at it is enough to make the hearts of the humans present feel like drums.

That is a scene that can only be glimpsed in mythology, but now it really appears in front of you.

Its scales shone with brilliant light, its long beard trembled with the wind, and its four claws exuded a sharp cold light. Every detail was extremely close to and broke through human imagination.

Shuo Zong was also a little surprised, raised his eyebrows and said: "I didn't expect it to be blue."

Aware of Wei Xi's gaze, he patiently explained: "Dragon is classified into three, six, and nine grades. They are usually divided into five colors: red, black, black, green, and gold. People in the world have misunderstood that gold dragons are the most precious, but that's just brought by the imperial power. It’s just a misjudgment. The only one that really gets on the stage is the blue dragon that represents the eastern constellations, that is, the blue dragon of Qinglong Baihu Suzaku Xuanwu. Since the east is wood, the blue dragon usually has a blue color. This blue dragon has no horns and has experienced thunder disasters. I'm afraid it's going to grow horns."

When his words fell to the ground, the lowered clouds suddenly sent down lightning bolts one after another, hitting the green dragon hovering over the Yellow River directly.

Qinglong was not afraid at all, opened his mouth and roared towards the sky, and forcibly received the thunder light.After each thunderstorm, the dragon's body became stronger, and at the same time, the scales on its body became more radiant and dazzling, and the bald forehead also began to grow horns visible to the naked eye.

Hearing Shuo Zong's evaluation, the dragon let out a hearty laugh, with an extremely arrogant posture: "Not bad! Not bad!"

Qinglong is obviously very proud. It has cultivated for so many years to reach the current level, and it is quite clear what its own existence means to the world.

The priests at the scene and Mr. Gu's filming team were shocked when they heard its laughter, and their knees softened subconsciously.

They are very clear about what their purpose is, and they also know what the result will be if it enters the sea, but this is a dragon!This is a living dragon!

There is no need to repeat what the dragon represents to the people of this land. Throughout the ages, even the most noble emperors in the feudal period have worshiped it.Now Baiyun Canggou, time has passed, although it has entered a new era, but the instinct deeply written in the flesh and blood will not be easily changed.

The Taoist priests looked at the dragon tremblingly, and what they saw was their own shining faith. The excitement in their hearts was even greater than when they saw Xuanwu at the beginning, so that Taoist Quan's eyes were wet with tears in an instant.

The dark clouds gradually dissipated, Qinglong swayed its tail in the air, and turned its head to admire its followers: "Humans, are you here to prevent me from entering the sea?"

Daoist Quan looked into those inorganic eyes, trembling, unable to speak, and said with a choked voice: "True... the real dragon is above, please consider for the millions of people in the sea city."

The Qinglong sneered, with a posture overlooking the world from above: "There is my palace in the ocean. You know who I am, and you dare to make such a rude request to me. If you don't enter the sea, it is impossible for me to live here. In the narrow river?"

Daoist Quan choked up. As a cultivator, he knew very well that the gods are cruel, and he really didn't know how to persuade this dragon who doesn't care about humans to change his mind.However, the cognition rooted in his heart prevented him from speaking ill of his own beliefs, and he could only suffer extraordinarily.

That Qinglong obviously knew that he didn't dare to stop him, with a satisfied look in his eyes, but he heard a clear question suddenly from the crowd, with genuine doubts: "What do you say is your identity?"

Qinglong paused, looked down, and met the eyes of a little curly hair in the crowd, this little curly hair looked at him without a trace of awe in his eyes!

It felt that its majesty had been provoked, and immediately became angry. With the increasingly fierce waves, it lowered its head and approached the opponent, and roared: "Mortal! I have practiced for 300 years, and now I have received the inheritance memory after being robbed by thunder. Become the only green dragon in the sky and the earth! It is the incarnation of the eastern stars, the belief of this country, the real master of this land and sea! How dare you offend me like this!"

In this land, isn't the dragon a symbol of culture for thousands of years?Once Jackie Chan, why don't you want the wind to win the wind, the rain to win the rain, and dominate the world?

But seeing that the curly hair was still not afraid at all, he asked again: "So, you are not a national protected animal?"

This question is quite weird, Qinglong paused for a moment, full of anger, and looked at him inexplicably: "What is that? What are you talking about?"

A clear smile slowly opened on the face of the curly hair: "I see."

In the next second, before Qinglong figured out what he knew, his head suddenly became heavy, and its horns were grasped swiftly.

It lowered its head just now in order to create a more terrifying roaring effect, but now it wanted to raise its head again, and a figure leaped nimbly on its nose.

The Taoist priests who were still crying at the scene were all stupefied. They watched Wei Xi grab the green dragon's horn and jumped onto the opponent's head. After being stunned, he immediately yelled: "Fellow Daoist Wei! Be careful! You What are you going to do?!"

They soon knew what Wei Xi was going to do.

Because Qinglong's angry roar had quickly turned into a sharp roar, Wei Xi grabbed its dragon horn and refused to let go no matter how it writhed in the air. At the same time, he opened his mouth and bit down on Qinglong's forehead fiercely!He tore off two scales, and chewed them mixed with blood.

Taoists: "!!!!!!"

Qinglong: "Aoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!"

Xia Shouren was also stunned, and even took two steps back clutching his butt in horror: "Damn it! Fucked up!! It's as good as it used to be!"

He reacted and quickly grabbed Shuo Zong beside him: "Fuck! No matter how you say it, he is a dragon!! You have to think of a way!! You can't tell him to just eat like this!"

Shuo Zong's expression has been very calm since just now, when he heard his pleading for help, he grabbed Qinglong's frantically sweeping tail and jumped up without much delay.

Gang Hualong's Young Qinglong was already stunned by the sudden change, and he didn't know where his arrogance just now went. At this moment, he could only roll and shake his head while screaming in pain, trying to throw Wei Xi off.It's a pity that Wei Xi's hands were very firm, and he never loosened for a moment. He ate at a surprisingly fast speed, and he bit off most of the scales on the bald dragon's face in a short while.

The moment Shuo Zong appeared at the top of the dragon's head, Wei Xi immediately became vigilant, glaring at him with his scales in his mouth, new and old hatred broke out at the same time: "Are you going to spoil my good deed again!?"

The green dragon faintly felt the aura of the same auspicious beast, and let out a heart-piercing cry: "Help me!!"

The two finally got together, and on the viewing platform, Xia Shouren comforted Chong Ming, who had already turned pale from the scene of eating the dragon: "It's okay, it's okay, Shuo Zong is very steady, and he will definitely be stopped soon."

Amidst the sound of comfort, Shuo Zong jumped to Wei Xi's side as quickly as Xia Shouren said.

I saw him squatting down, hesitated for a moment, and finally shot——

With a click, half of Qinglong's horn was broken.

Then he handed it to Wei Xi's mouth: "Do you want to eat?"

The author has something to say: Daoists: "Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!"

Qinglong [weeping tears]: I never expected that the first day of Hualong would be poached because he was not protecting animals