Old Fogey Goes Down The Mountain

The scene was in chaos, the yin soldiers of the Xiusheng sect and the employees of the Taicang sect huddled together, full of yin, full of fighting spirit, and the atmosphere was tense-but not towards the humans on the scene.

The Taoist priests who were still fighting with the Yin soldiers just now put down the magic weapons in their hands dully. As far as their eyes could see, the group of Xinnan ghosts summoned by Zhang Pang not long ago had been surrounded by groups, and they were also led by their families. The male ghost who came to ask for a yin marriage was mercilessly pushed aside by the hungry yin soldiers, helplessly watching his original blind date being courted.

After a long while, a fellow Taoist from Xinnan said loudly, "Are we still fighting?"

The Taoist priests from the capital have quickly recognized a few particularly coquettish and active faces in the team of ghosts in suits. They are the two department managers who met in the Taicang Zong Haunted House before. The question doesn't seem to be whether we want to fight or not."

But they have no opponents at all!

The group of murderous Yin soldiers had abandoned the Taoist priests and started arguing with their new opponents. The momentum was still the same dangerous and fierce, but it was not the Taoist priests who threatened——

"Presumptuous! This is the marriage that the leader prepared for us!"

Their opponents are really reasonable, plausible: "Are you sick? What age are you? I thought it was a feudal blind marriage in your era? What is a marriage prepared for you? You ask the marriage partner Do you agree or not? Do you understand what is respect and what is women's liberation? Have you learned the eight honors and eight shames?"

The Yin soldiers of the Xiusheng Sect really don’t understand, and I don’t blame them. The times have progressed too fast. After they died in other places and stayed in place for many years, they were raised by Zhang Pang as thugs in the Taoist temple. What they usually help is illegal Can Zhang Pang teach them eight honors and eight disgraces for activities that violate discipline?Where do they come into contact with the culture of the new era?

However, they are used to being arrogant, and they consider themselves to be superior, so how can they listen to it?Hearing the words, the first reaction was to feel that he was being provoked, and everyone couldn't help being furious: "Where did Xiaoxiao come from talking nonsense! This will drive you out of your wits!"

The soldiers of the Qing Dynasty did not have a strong sense of the rule of law, so they instinctively wanted to use force to solve problems-they were not afraid of fighting and killing at all!

But before they could make a move, the female ghosts suddenly whispered, and some discussions could be vaguely heard——

"Straight male cancer..."

"Violent tendencies..."

"The personality is bad..."

The vicious soldiers of the Xiusheng Sect turned their heads and found that the aggressive behavior of the blind date partners towards them was really a sign of a bad impression, and they didn't dare to mention fighting immediately, and instead became thick at a loss.

In fact, in my conscience, this group of Yin soldiers from the Qing Dynasty who have been on the battlefield before their death are really strong in combat effectiveness, perhaps because they have seen blood. Just now they are very combat-conscious during the fighting process, know how to send troops to form arrays, and wield Yin knives He is so fierce, and he is not afraid of death, every move makes the priests overwhelmed——

However, this ability does not seem to be an advantage in the blind date conditions. At least for contemporary female ghosts, it is really unattractive. On the contrary, it is closer to the disadvantage: every day, you know how to dance with guns and sticks, fight and kill , isn't it a suspicion of violent tendencies?What to do in case of domestic violence after marriage?

Uncle Shen looked at the group of anxious competitors with contempt, and asked Wei Xi for credit: "Master, our employees started preparing as soon as we received your call. The one who got the qualification to participate is also a relatively well-qualified employee, and almost all of our middle and low-level leaders have come. In terms of salary, development prospects, and social status, what are these old hats fighting with us?"

The reality is indeed as it said, the appearance of the employees of Taicangzong is really shocking. On the one hand, there are social elites in suits and leather shoes, who are so romantic and able to bring flowers, and on the other hand, there is a cosplay-like armor team. They are carrying knives, which one is more in line with the taste of the marriage and love market, does it need to be said?

The disadvantages of students teaching Yin soldiers are not limited to this. Their academic qualifications are not good enough. The Qing Dynasty did not have literacy education. Among them, the most literate centurion may not be able to graduate from elementary school. Xiaoming, who debuted with a few apples, can probably pass them. It's rare to scratch your head, let alone chickens and rabbits in the same cage.

The Taicang sect's attendees were basically modern guest ghosts. Although many of them committed suicide because they couldn't get along, who didn't go to school for a few years when they were alive?If you have a higher education, you can also grab a lot, okay? !A graduate student majoring in literature who had taken a fancy to his favorite object even recited Tagore's poetry collection on the spot.

Seeing the shy smile on the face of the female ghost who accepted the flowers, the Yin soldiers of the Xiusheng Church only felt: "????"

Age? Age is not enough. They died in the Qing Dynasty, and now they are each more than 100 years old. Most of the relatives brought by Xiushengjiao to participate in their activities have passed away not long ago, and the oldest is only in their fifties or sixties.As the saying goes, the three-year generation gap, the generation gap between the 100s and the 50s is even deeper than the Somali Trench.

Then there is the appearance. The soldiers who serve as soldiers have a lot of activities, and they are all tall and strong. In this regard, the employees of the Taicang Sect are at a disadvantage. Turned around!

The female ghosts at the blind date looked at the gleaming half of the dark soldier's forehead, and all of them made godlike noises!

Hi!That's right, those who came from the Qing Dynasty, didn't they leave yin and yang heads? !Wu Yanzu wouldn't be able to hold on to this killer hairstyle, and the girls immediately turned away in disgust.

The Yin soldiers of the Qing Dynasty realized that they were disgusted, and they couldn't help holding their armor and shed tears of sorrow. They thought that when they were not dead, everyone would compete with each other who had the cleanest shaved forehead. The aesthetics of this society are changing too fast. , How can a ghost who died early catch up with fashion?

The last thing to fight is career. In this regard, the Yin soldiers finally have confidence. They are different from lonely ghosts.Usually, you can also deceive believers to offer offerings, have food, drink and work!

Taicangzong employees: "Hehe."

The Taoist leader not far away also heard a few employees complaining: "...these are the bottom-level old dicks of Marlow's needs theory."

Taoists: "..."

You know a lot.

After sneering, the employees coolly took out their salary slips. The contents of the salary slips are clearly listed. In addition to the basic salary and commission, there are also a lot of meal allowances and benefits.In addition to the basic salary, small leaders of the haunted house department like Drowned Ghost can also receive a subsidy corresponding to the quarterly performance growth of the haunted house, which is simply a figure for a ghost born winner!Not to mention stability, there are unlimited possibilities for promotion and growth in the future!Maybe one day you can get the formal iron rice bowl establishment of the unit!After becoming a yin relative, I dare not say anything else, the family's finances can definitely be guaranteed!

this!What kind of fairy company is this? !In the past, there were only generous sacrifices in the Xiusheng Sect, so the soldiers of the Qing Dynasty who basically had no savings slowly turned their attention to Zhang Pang, who was standing aside with a blue face.

The little fat man saw their eyes clearly, and his mournful expression suddenly became very anxious: "Master, our salary and benefits are compared with those of our peers, how can we retain talents like this!"

Zhang Pang: "..."

As a leader of a cult, Zhang Pang has always been the one who challenges other people's views. Today, he was challenged for the first time. He couldn't help but feel a strange sense of helplessness.

He even couldn't help turning his gaze away from his ghost soldiers, staring fixedly at Wei Xi who was exchanging the position of the female ghost and the venue for the employee's collective wedding with Uncle Shen—what the hell is going on? !This Taoist priest looks so wrong!Are you really not a colleague of your own cult? !

Wei Xi was quite polite to him. Realizing that he was looking at him, he even showed a slight smile: "Zhang Daoyou, your teaching is really good, and your concepts are also advanced. In terms of caring for the lives of employees, we still don't care about it." There is a lot to learn from you."

Wei Xi never thought that group blind dates could be used to solve the single problem of employees. In his opinion, Xiushengjiao is undoubtedly at the forefront of humanities in the industry.It's just that the number of female ghosts summoned in this wave is still a bit small. There are hundreds of unmarried bachelors in the Taicang Sect, which is not enough to distribute. It would be great if there were more.

He spoke so sincerely, but Zhang Pang's eyes turned red instantly, and he felt that he had been deeply humiliated: "Okay! Okay! It's because I underestimate the enemy. I didn't expect the Taoist priests from the capital to have such tricks." !"

The Taoists of the Beijing Taoist Association: "..."

Don't open the map cannon blindly, it's none of our business.

Zhang Pang reacted very quickly, knowing that the situation was not good, he never wanted to fight, and turned around and ran away.

It is really a very pyramid scheme!

He is very familiar with the terrain of his Taoist temple, and he became even more shameless after putting down the fairy-like character set, and slipped away so fast that the two Taoist leaders present immediately came to their senses when they saw this, and they didn't care about the blind date of the ghosts at the scene It was a wonderful occasion, and he grabbed the magic weapon and went to chase it. Unexpectedly, Zhang Pang had many tricks, and he turned his hand back with a strange spell.

The moment the talisman was cast, choking smoke filled the sky, and everyone was delayed for a few seconds. When the smoke cleared, Zhang Pang and his apprentice Fatty were no longer in the courtyard.

Not only the priests, but the tall and pockmarked ones who were left in place were all full of faces: "???"

Master, what's the matter with you?What about us?

No one cared to sympathize with them, Xu Xiaofeng's soul hadn't been brought back yet, needless to say, everyone must take advantage of the victory and pursue it.Of course Wei Xi wanted to follow the large army, but before they chased them out of the gate, the group of Qing soldiers left behind by Zhang Pang who had failed in their blind date suddenly surrounded them and blocked them firmly behind the gate.

The Taoist priests had seen how powerful their armor was, and they were shocked immediately, and immediately prepared to fight: "Are you still planning to help the evildoers!"

The group of Yin soldiers stood still when they heard the words, they just stared straight at Wei Xi in the crowd, their eyes were sharp and fiery.

You Daoist couldn't help showing a worried expression, and said to Wei Xi: "Fellow Daoist Wei ruined their marriage, I'm afraid this group of Yin soldiers will hold grudges in their hearts..."

Before he could finish speaking, the centurion in charge took a step forward, clasped his hands and said solemnly, "Master Wei! May I ask if you want to go to Guiguan to apply for a job, are there any hard conditions?"

The priest who spoke: "..."

The other Taoist priests in the two places who are facing the enemy: "..."

Never thought that this is actually a job hunting program.

The sound of the little fat man sobbing was faintly heard in the wind——

"Master, what should we do? Our family's treatment is too bad, and no one is regular. Now employees have no market for blind date activities, and even the Yin soldiers have collectively quit their jobs..."

"……To shut up!"

The author has something to say: The soldiers of the Qing Dynasty: "The fucking Xiushengjiao unit is not very important in the blind date market!"