Old Fogey Goes Down The Mountain

The Taicang Master and his disciples sighed there for a long time, and the people next to them couldn't understand a word.

The priests in Xinnan hesitated for a long time: "Everyone, what are the priests talking about?"

The Daoists of the Beijing Daoist Association also fell silent for a long time, their hearts were very difficult, and they really didn't want to admit that this was their teammate: "...you're talking nonsense."

Xinnan Taoists: "???"

Hearing this, Wei Xi glanced at them, shook his head and sighed in his heart, these fellow Taoists have simple industries, and most of them are monks' employees in the view, and there is no marriage problem, how can they understand his hard work.

As the leader of the sect with more than 700 employees, he is the only one who is most aware of the current social phenomenon. The news always says that the ratio of men to women is out of balance, but he doesn't know that the imbalance in the underworld is even more serious than this. The leaders all came from Fengdu to do the work in Yangjian?

There are so few female ghosts in the underworld, not to mention the number of female ghosts stranded in the underworld, the number can be called a little red among the green bushes.How scarce is it?Even the guests who visited the haunted house expressed their impeccable horror and suggested that they could appropriately add some scary female ghosts.After all, the female ghost in red occupies an indispensable position in the traditional culture of the Chinese nation.

In addition, there are also the group of bachelors in the sect. Since they have formal jobs and solved the problem of food and clothing, they have begun to pursue spiritual satisfaction, and they are hungry and thirsty every day.Some time ago, Uncle Shen, who was a HR manager and also single for decades, mentioned this question cryptically. He showed Wei Xi a news that an electronics company had invited a large number of beauties to cheer for the mental problems of single male programmers. It is said that this method can really encourage the enthusiasm of employees.

Wei Xi wanted to!But what can I do if I can't find the female ghost!To be honest, he now regrets that he ate that Fengyang Xian in Fengyang Town. Although he has forgotten what Fengyang Xian looks like, his black and thick long hair should be very popular among male employees. Welcome.It's a shame to eat like that.

This is really one of the regret experiences that he seldom has in his life. Alas, if he said too much, he would be in tears.

Therefore, these Xiusheng believers at the foot of the mountain are rushing towards the mountainside with their ashes in their arms. In the eyes of fellow Taoists in the capital and the south of the mountain, they are like a scourge, but in his opinion, they are nothing more than joy from beyond heaven.

He immediately quickened his pace and rushed towards the mountain: "Fellow Taoists, let's go!"

The priests in Xinnan were astonished—why did he suddenly become agitated?

However, Wei Xi has already accelerated his pace, and his speed has increased to the point where it is difficult for them to catch up.

While on the road, he still reminded his apprentices: "Call the company quickly, let them freshen up, and prepare early!"

Such a great opportunity, get ready for a blind date!It's not too late!

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The Taoist temple of the Xiusheng Sect was built halfway up the mountain. It was very grand in size and full of incense. At this time, a large number of congregants gathered, each holding the ashes of their own family members.

The scene was actually a bit weird, but the congregants, no matter whether they looked happy or sad, were all discussing with great interest——

"This is your family?"

"Hey, my daughter, what a crime, she went out to work, and accidentally had an accident. Are you...?"

"Oh, my brother-in-law, he died of a cerebral hemorrhage the year before last. He was under 30 years old when he died, and he hadn't had time to marry a wife."

Wei Xi and his disciples stood by and eavesdropped nonchalantly, and when they heard that they brought a girl, they paid more attention.

He was handsome, and he was followed by an even more handsome apprentice. Coupled with his strong figure and handsome appearance, Tuanyi immediately attracted the attention of countless uncles and aunts.

The uncles and aunts were quite vigilant when they saw the group of Taoist priests rushing behind him. They are loyal believers. How much do they know that their sect has been oppressed by other religions outside the country? At the beginning, they looked at the Taicang sect with some unkind eyes. : "What are you doing here?"

All kinds of Taoist monks sent by the government these years want to brainwash them. Although these young people are good-looking, if they want to persuade themselves to stop participating in yin marriages, they will never listen!And I will report this matter to the administrator in the church immediately!

The tallest of the young people who were asked glanced at the yellow paper with the character horoscope written on his hand, and asked, "Auntie, can you show us the character horoscope of your daughter?"

The aunt was dubious: "What are you going to do?"

Unity smiled and said, "Yes, yes, yes."

Oh, it turned out that she was also here to participate in the yin marriage event. The aunt's vigilance relaxed immediately, and she handed it over and said: "I can't tell, you young guys are willing to participate in this, who are you looking for? Bazi Does it fit?"

Tuanjieyi waved his hands and smiled: "Hey, company employees, don't worry, Auntie, there are hundreds of them, and you can always find the right one."

Aunt:"……????"

Aunt oh oh a few times, still a little confused: "There are so many... what unit are you?"

Tuanjieyi said: "Regular department-level units are all people with regular jobs, and they are very reliable."

The aunt wondered in a daze, so this is the state unit's infidelity for the deceased employee?No wonder it is said that the benefits of civil servants are good.The door of the Taoist temple of the Xiusheng Sect was finally opened from the inside, and a solemn Taoist priest in Taoist robes stepped out from inside. Wei Xi took a closer look, and it was the tall and thin man who had escaped from the capital!

Standing in his own territory, the tall and thin man seemed to feel that he was being relied on. His eyes fell on him coldly, and seeing the fellow Taoists from the two places climbing behind him, panting, the corner of his mouth slowly opened a sarcasm. laugh.

His gaze glides over the group of congregants who came trustingly after seeing him in front of the door. The tall and thin man thought in his heart that this group of foreign Taoist priests who don't look at him really think he can attack them without anyone noticing?Unexpectedly, Master knew your whereabouts a long time ago. Although I don't know why the few eyeliners outside suddenly lost the news now, he also told us to make preparations early.Not to mention anything else, this group of ordinary congregants is the weapon that can drag you to death!

Thinking of this, he immediately raised his arms to the gathered congregation: "Everyone pay attention! The shady marriage ceremony requires an absolutely safe environment. Let's control the people who may disturb the scene first!"

He stared closely at the few members of the Taicang Sect who were nearby. It is reasonable that the strangers should have aroused public outrage after speaking, but unexpectedly, his followers helped him to explain: "Master Qing, you misunderstood. , This is to participate in our event!"

The thin and tall one: "??"

The aunt who was accosted by Tuanjieyi said happily: "Really! The ones I brought are all civil servants. This is a good match. I can marry my daughter to a civil servant when she is alive. How stable. "

The thin and tall man: "..."

The tall and thin man thought bitterly of these idiots, who actually believed such words.However, there is no way, he also knows that the believers who can be brainwashed by his family are probably at this level. Taking into account the personality of his sect, he can't fight Wei Xi on the spot - the main reason is that he may not be able to fight, and if he is beaten, he will lose his lord up.

He could only reluctantly open the door of the temple: "Then come in."

The other Taoist priests who thought it would take at least a fierce battle to enter the Xiusheng Sect under the resistance of the congregation: "..."

The local Daoist in Xinnan exclaimed: "It turns out that Daoist Wei took his apprentices to the front line? No wonder they told those congregants just now that they have a need for ghost marriage. This method is good and clever!"

The Taoist chiefs of the capital: "... Ah."

You are wrong. They should really be in demand.

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So everyone raised their vigilance and held the magic weapon. Except for a few fellow Taoists who accompanied the plainclothes police to control the little fat man in a secret place, everyone else rushed into the Xiushengjiao along with the crowd.

This is a secluded Taoist temple, the incense is flourishing, but there is a strange atmosphere everywhere in the details.Especially in the eyes of orthodox Taoist priests, even the gods and Buddhas enshrined in Shusheng Sect seem to be a bit unusual. Those huge statues are placed half-hidden behind the curtain. Although their faces are smiling, the curvature of their mouths is Very weird.As if staring mockingly at them who came in.

As soon as Kuang Zhiming stepped in, he seemed very excited: "I...I seem to feel Xiaofeng, but I'm not in this Taoist temple!"

Daoist Quan at the side took Xu Xiaofeng's horoscope and calculated it, and said intently: "I can't figure it out, they should have hidden it, and it is very likely that it is near this Taoist temple. Can you try to summon her?"

Kuang Zhiming tried it and shook his head in despair: "No! No! I'm so useless!"

The other Taoists comforted him: "Don't worry, you can feel her, at least it proves that she is still there, the soul will become unconscious when the soul is invited out of the body. It is normal for you not to be called."

The local Taoist priests in Xinnan know a lot more, and someone whispered: "I suspect that the soul of Taoist Xu should be in the hands of Pang, the leader of the Xiusheng Sect. This guy's Taoism is very strange. You should have heard of his past, right?" ?”

This Zhang Pang is notorious and feared in the industry. Taoist priests in Xinnan have an indescribable sense of urgency when they mention his name, but the group of fellow Taoists from the capital are silent for a while.

After a while, someone tentatively opened his mouth: "... Is it the past of doing pyramid schemes?"

Xinnan Taoist chiefs: "..."

This group of fellow Taoists are really well-informed, they all know such secret news... The Taoists of Xinnan couldn't help but sweat: "...No, it's his past of learning Taoism."

The Taoist chiefs of the capital turned their eyes away in embarrassment: "Oh oh oh! This one!"

At this time, the Xinnan Taoist chiefs couldn't get nervous for some reason, and their emotions became speechless: "...This Zhang Pang, who was taught by the previous master of the Xiusheng sect, was said to be in his 30s when he was accepted as a disciple, but He has amazing talent, he has learned all the skills of his master in just a few years, and he has also collected many other Taoist secret arts. The magic weapon that confines the soul can isolate the call of fellow daoist Kuang."

Kuang Zhiming said with red eyes, "I don't know if he will come here today..."

The local Taoists shook their heads without hope: "Zhang Pang is very careful in doing things, knowing we are coming, I am afraid that he will not come forward to meet the enemy."

Everyone stared at the tall and thin man standing on the platform, wanting to make a pre-emptive move, but they were afraid of hurting ordinary people at the scene, so they dared not do it easily.

The tall and thin man obviously knew their fear, and slowly pulled a weird smile from the corner of his mouth. In the next second, he suddenly pulled out a simple wooden card from his pocket.

The priests looked at the wooden card and immediately shouted in surprise: "No! Yinbing card!"

The ways of supporting Yin soldiers in different families are different. Generally speaking, the owner of Yin soldiers can directly summon them with passwords, but most of them will make some tokens that can summon soldiers and horses under them, and give them to those with weaker abilities. Confidant to use.The priests didn't see the old leader of the Xiusheng Sect here, and there were so many ordinary believers at the scene, they all thought that this so-called yin-in-law ceremony was just a tactic to slow down the Xiusheng Sect, how could they expect them to be so mad, in front of themselves ignorant In front of the believers, the Yin soldiers will be summoned!

Taoist fighting is no joke, and Yin soldiers are not ordinary soldiers. What if the two sides fight fiercely and hurt ordinary people?

Immediately, the priests couldn't care less about anything else, they all took out magic weapons and stepped forward to stop him: "Stop him!"

The ordinary people present didn't know what they were going to do, they thought they were here to make trouble, so they quit immediately, a group of old men and women yelled and stepped forward to stop them: "Oh, what are you doing, we are going to have a shady marriage right now, don't destroy it Human marriage! Ghost marriage cannot be broken!"

The priests said anxiously: "He doesn't want to marry you, what he wants to invite now is their own ghost!"

The tall and thin man smiled strangely at the suspicious gazes from the disciples: "I really want to invite the ghosts raised by myself now, but who said that I am not going to have a yin kiss? The ghosts raised in our religion cannot have a yin kiss." ?"

After finishing speaking, he raised his hand and opened his mouth to shout.

How could the priests at the scene let him get what he wanted?Immediately rushed forward recklessly, and raised his hand to find several lightning-inducing talismans.There were several loud bangs at the scene, and there was a sudden chaos in the temple. The believers of the Xiusheng Sect didn't know what happened, they thought there was a sudden explosion, and they all started screaming and fled out of the temple.The tall and thin man was hit by a thunder talisman and was slightly injured. He gritted his teeth and started running towards the backyard under the protection of his pockmarked face.

But he was outnumbered, no matter how many opponents he was, he soon fell into a disadvantage, and it seemed that he was about to be controlled and snatch the Yinbing card.

Unexpectedly, at this moment, a low voice suddenly came from the high wall in the backyard: "Where is the eight directions? Kill me!!"

When the person's words fell, a cold gust of wind suddenly blew up at the scene, blowing all the cloth curtains covering the statues high, and floating in the air strangely.

No one expected that there would be such a thing, the Taoist leader present immediately opened his eyes after being stunned, and immediately opened his eyes to stick the talisman, and then he was shocked to find that there were ghost soldiers floating out of the surrounding gods one after another!

The devout Taoist priest at the scene was furious immediately: "How dare you keep the Yin soldiers directly in the Taoist temple!!!"

The tall and thin man had been hit by a few moves just now, and seeing his opponent's anger at this moment, he couldn't help laughing happily: "Yin soldiers are enshrined by believers, and they can increase their strength. What's wrong? Why can't they be raised?"

After finishing speaking, he turned his head to the person who came and said respectfully: "Master, why are you here?"

His master, no need to ask, must be Zhang Pang, the teacher of Xiusheng Sect.Zhang Pang's eyebrows were deep, and he looked like a fairy, and he slowly walked down the ladder on the high wall, and his every move was like an expert in the world: "If I don't come, you and your juniors will be bullied by the uninvited guest." Is it over?"

Juniors? !

The Taoist priests present were all stunned, and when they looked up, they saw the little fat man from the Xiusheng sect who was supposed to be guarded outside crawling in after Zhang Pang, panting. His behavior was more down-to-earth than Zhang Pang. Too many, while crawling anxiously said: "Master, Master, listen to me..."

As soon as his master raised his hand, he stopped his words, and put his hands behind his back calmly, looking at the Taoist priests ahead with a smile.

The priests stared at him warily: "You are the leader Zhang of the Xiusheng sect? What did you do to the police and fellow Taoists outside?"

Zhang Pang smiled slightly, his demeanor was almost detached from the world. Just as he was about to speak, another inappropriate voice suddenly came from the crowd: "Master, Master, look, that pyramid schemer is here!"

Zhang Pang: "..."

The thin and tall man: "..."

The priests present: "..."

That's right, what is detached from the world, this is a big boss who engages in pyramid schemes, and he was almost cheated.

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The little fat man was still anxious: "Master, listen to me..."

When someone pointed to his nose and mentioned the black history of the past, Zhang Pang's calm face twitched slightly, and he could hardly maintain his pretentious posture: "...Don't worry, everyone outside is still alive and well, but it's a pity that you won't be sure. .”

While speaking, all the Yin soldiers he had recruited had left the statue attached to them and lined up behind him. The Taoist priests at the scene took a closer look and were even more surprised—they originally thought that the Yin soldiers of the Cultivation Sect were at most just It's just a group of wild ghosts, unexpectedly they look like a group of serious soldiers!This group of Yin soldiers wore old-fashioned armor and helmets, each of them was full of Yin energy, tall and imposing, and full of murderous aura!There are at least 200 of them!

The leader Zhang was obviously very satisfied with the shocking appearance of the crowd, and the smile on his face deepened: "It's a surprise, right? This is a group of Qing soldiers I met in the mountains by chance. Incense, and all kinds of equipment, barely formed what it is today."

These Yin soldiers were all really strong soldiers and fierce generals before they were alive. Zhang Pang has always been extremely proud of his trump card. The result of shaping.

Unexpectedly, when the words fell to the ground, the untimely voice from the crowd in front rang out again: "...it's all so laborious, why don't you equip them with some guns? You can also get an air gun. Now it's the era of hot weapons. Ghosts have to keep pace with the times, right?"

Zhang Pang: "........."

The two priests said: "..."

It was the first time Zhang Pang heard such nonsense and slap in the face after living for so many years, and his face finally turned cold: "Who has been talking all this time?"

Tuanjieyi met his gaze and was stunned: "Oh? Everyone doesn't talk, how embarrassing it is for you to talk alone."

Zhang Pang was silent for a while, seeing three young people who did not know what to do, his eyes were completely gloomy.However, the body suffered a backlash, and it has not yet recovered, and it cannot be used.He glanced at the priests in front of him, he was too lazy to talk nonsense, and simply greeted the group of Yin soldiers: "I have prepared a good marriage for you! If you take them down, you can embrace the beauty!"

When the group of yin soldiers heard this, they became excited and became a group of baboons, and the priests present immediately realized that this was Zhang Pang's method of subduing them, and the reason why he invited the congregation to hold this collective yin marriage—— The girls sent by the emotional congregation are the benefits he used to buy off his subordinates!

Those Yin soldiers knew it was good, and they really made preparations to attack. The Taoist priests present stared at the shiny Yin knives in the hands of the Yin soldiers and their aggressive appearance, and their expressions were extremely vigilant, but they listened to the unity of their own camp. Yi whispered: "I'm going. I've been a ghost since the Qing Dynasty. It must have been a hundred years now? No wonder they worked so hard when they heard that there were girls. They all went crazy."

Priests: "...... Can you be more serious?"

This is obviously impossible, and Unite Yi said to the group of Yin soldiers in a troubled manner: "Don't let him deceive you, this person is engaged in pyramid schemes, and he has a lot of lies. In modern society, we all talk about freedom of marriage. Give it to your girls? If you don’t want it, are you blind? What’s more, whether there are girls or not is still a question.”

The Yin soldiers were taken aback when they heard this, and they all turned to look at Zhang Pang.

When Zhang Pang saw that the army was upset, how could he bear it?Gritting his teeth, he said, "Look at it! You are all elite soldiers in my cultivation sect, so why belittle yourself?!"

As he said that, under the escort of his disciples, he quickly approached the long table in front of him, which was full of birthday horoscope notes handed in by believers.

"Not good!" The Taoist priests present were commotion again, "He's going to invite ghosts!"

The Yin soldiers probably also guessed that he was going to invite the girl, and they all shook the sharp blades in their hands and howled excitedly.How dare the priests ask Zhang Pang to fulfill his wish?Immediately stepped forward to interrupt, but the group of Yin soldiers were crazy about girls, they took the initiative to stop them without Zhang Pang's order, and the human and ghost started a fierce fight when they disagreed!

Amidst the roaring fighting sounds from behind, Zhang Pang was not at all confused. He fiddled with a box full of papers, lit a stick of incense, and began to recite the soul-inviting mantra.

While the incense was lingering, the air in the open space in front of the bill began to twist, and after a while, one chaotic phantom after another changed from erratic to clear.

There are men and women, but the focus is on women!

There are women!The female ghost is coming! ! !

The ghost soldiers looked back during the fight, but they didn't even see their faces clearly. Dang even became excited like chicken blood, wanting to show their strength in front of the female ghost.Their momentum increased greatly, and immediately caught the priests who were evenly matched by surprise.

Seeing this, Zhang Pang couldn't help showing a satisfied smile on his face, and turned his eyes to the front again. He really noticed the female ghosts of his heroic Yin soldiers. After these female ghosts are merged into the Yin soldiers, it will definitely make his trump card team even stronger powerful!

At the same time, his chubby little apprentice suddenly ran towards him from the battlefield, and he still said the same sentence: "Master! Master! Listen to me..."

Zhang Pang has heard him repeating this sentence since he rescued him, but before the time was urgent and he didn't have time to finish listening. Seeing him in such a mess, he couldn't help frowning and shouted: "What the hell are you trying to say?! , flustered, stand up for me! It doesn't look like it at all!"

The little fat man was so impatient, he stopped and stomped his feet, and said, "Master, quickly invite these female ghosts back! Please go back!!!"

Zhang Pang's face was inexplicably sullen: "What nonsense are you talking about?"

When the voice fell to the ground, the voice that choked me twice came from the side again: "Master!!! Master!!! Female ghost!! It's really a female ghost!!!"

Zhang Pang was stunned by the excitement in this voice. Looking back, he saw that it was indeed those young people just now. The Yin soldiers were still excited.

He was at a loss as to what this person was excited about, and in the next second, he saw the handsome young man with curly hair beside him nodding calmly: "Quickly tell Uncle Shen and ask if they are ready."

Hearing the words, the tall young man nodded quickly and took out his cell phone, dialed it, said a few words, and carefully put the phone on the ground.

Zhang Pang stared at the phone that was still on the phone: "?"

Seeing what they were doing, the priests who were fighting frantically with the hyperactive Yin soldiers couldn't help but turned around and shouted, "Friends of Daoist Wei, what are you doing standing there!"

In the next moment, a terrible light suddenly lit up in front of Suoyuren's eyes. The light was like the blooming of fireworks, the brilliance of neon lights, and the bursting of the sun.

It took a while for everyone to get out of the dizzy state, and when they looked intently, they were stunned at the same time to find that there was another group of Yin soldiers in the already crowded Xiusheng Taoist temple.

The clothes of this group of Yin soldiers are surprisingly similar to those of Zhang Pang's Qing soldiers——

A black suit, crisp trousers, shiny leather shoes, and a well-groomed hairstyle.They stood in several rows together, and each held a beautiful paper rose in their hands. The coquettish scene was like the first appearance of the male protagonist in an idol drama, and it brought people more shock than the group of Qing soldiers. Worse.The Taoist priests looked at them, and even the domineering bgm could not help ringing in their ears. The group of female ghosts invited by Zhang Pang had never seen this battle before, and all their attention was turned away from Qing Bing for a while. Looking at this group of new strange male ghosts, they couldn't help but roll their eyes.

Everyone: "……………………???"

The ghost soldiers of the Qing Dynasty also slowly stopped their excitement, and stood still, staring at the group of female ghosts who were staring at the new men in suits: "???"

In a sluggish state, Tuanjieyi shouted at his employees: "Brothers! For the sake of your lifelong happiness, be more energetic!!! Go ahead!!!"

The ghost soldiers who have been single for more than 100 years were completely panicked when they saw this, and they threw away their weapons and opponents without fighting, and rushed towards the female ghosts in a swarm.No way! ! ! !

Zhang Pang was stunned, and tried to stop him when he saw this, but he was still suffering internal injuries from the backlash, how could he stop hundreds of Yin soldiers?There is no Yin soldier to talk to him at all, his wife will be snatched away, what is fighting?Hit the fart!

The scene was chaotic, and the little fat man squatted on the ground weeping under his master's sluggish expression: "Master, it's over, you just refused to listen to me just to pretend, you see, they are in suits and flowers, or Play music, the Yin soldiers in our teaching are so humble, and they don't have any career establishment, how could they possibly win over others!"

The author has something to say: Taicang Zongyin Bing: "We have a formal establishment! The salary is stable!"

Xiu Sheng taught Yin Bing: "..."

Taicang Zongyin Bing: "We still have a house! The city center of a first-tier city!"

Self-cultivation teaches Yin soldiers: "........."

Xiu Sheng taught Yin Bing [take off armor]: I quit!