Old Fogey Goes Down The Mountain

The people who eat melons are very embarrassed by the amazing dynamics on the homepage. Could it be that the Weibo homepage has been stolen for too long?

No one has ever heard of what kind of ghost company this Taicangzong is, let alone the business scope is a little too outrageous?Does even such a metaphysical industry have to hack accounts for marketing these days?

Click on the big picture below the text to see, there is an ordinary yellow paper on the table, the yellow paper is painted crookedly by red paint, the pattern hurts the eyes, the photo is too casual At this point, the remote control on the table and half of the leftover apple core can still be vaguely seen next to the yellow paper.

For a while, everyone commented enthusiastically, and many of them were purely joking——

【Oh my god, I thought Wei Xi was finally going to come out of the arena after shrinking for so long, but I didn't expect 233333】

【Maybe he came out to post commercials secretly. He has to earn money to support himself without filming. 】

[Thinking too much about this friend, who would ask him to advertise now, this is obviously a hacked account, it's too miserable, too miserable. 】

There are also a lot of Wei Xi's original fans, although the number is not many, but the tone of voice is very righteous——

[Tears streaming down my face, I almost fell off the bed when I saw Special Concern just now, I thought it was the return of the missing person, but it turns out...]

【Where did Xixi go!? !Anyway, come out and say goodbye! 】

[Root hacking dog fuck off! @微博小姐导, do you care about account hacking that is so lawless? ! 】

[Sisters, report it! 】

After Tuanjieyi sent Weibo and looked at the forwarding, he didn't expect such a reply. He was shocked immediately. Is it okay to report?Master's fans are too tough.

When he thought that this was not possible, he hurriedly started looking for his phone, and at least found a sneak photo of Wei Xi teaching him how to draw talismans, forwarded it to the original Weibo and posted it.

The fans who were laughing and reporting passionately clicked on the photos in the new feed and saw that Wei Xi was frowning and leaning over the table with a pen and drawing symbols. This time it really exploded.

There are not many live fans on the homepage, and those people who laughed at the photos even laughed when they saw the photos——

[Oh my God, I never thought it was really him!What the hell is this? My God, are you going to use metaphysics in the future? ! 】

【I don't know how to evaluate...】

[Is the entertainment industry so difficult? 】

The only fans who were reporting immediately stopped their little hands, crying bitterly——

【Sissy! 】

[Ahhh, it's really Xixi, she hasn't changed at all, except that her hair is longer! 】

[Beauty crit +1]

[Don't read those sb comments!But it’s good to come out and post jokes if you’re in the mood, although the jokes are really not funny at all, but I forwarded it anyway!Xixi's lucky charm blesses my wish come true! 】

As a result, there was finally a retweet, but Tuanyiyi felt that it was even more wrong. Why would the company advertisement he posted be said to be a joke?He looked at the netizen named Xiaoyu who was the first to forward it, and he really wanted to roll up his sleeves and argue with the other party, but before his sense of corporate honor could come into play, Wei Xi in the comment The pink and black have already pinched themselves.Heizi laughed at Wei Xi for being such a weirdo. He would be black before he became famous, not to mention that he could even make up Weibo jokes so unfunny. Fans with brains actually believed in the so-called lucky charm.

The few fans are outnumbered, especially the netizen named Xiaoyu, who is completely loyal, retweeting ten posts in a row, not to be outdone, fighting with others, standing on the front line of fighting, angry I can transfer my account whenever I like, and I can believe it if I want. How can there be so many Pacific police officers so leniently.

But it is very sad that there are too few followers on this account. I don’t know how many of the 10,000+ followers are zombie accounts. Even the scale of this kind of tense fight is pitifully small, like a village chief fighting, only here Fang Cun taunted each other, but outsiders couldn't see it at all, and there were very few people who actually forwarded it.

Seeing that the number of retweets didn't even reach three digits, Tuanjieyi became worried about the influence of his company's propaganda, wondering if he had to spend money to buy a hit.

Fortunately, at this moment, this pocket war was interrupted by a sudden accident.

The fan named Xiaoyu suddenly disappeared for a moment, and when he reappeared, he was in a state of trance that can be seen from the text——

【Everyone... stop arguing... I'm here... to fulfill my wish...】

Immediately, someone laughed at her: [What wish?Are superstition fans crazy? 】

At the same time, a certain large-scale beauty V on Weibo released the results of the Weibo lottery draw that took him as long as a month, because the number of prizes involved was huge and the amount was huge, so it attracted a lot of attention from fans—

[Congratulations to user @小鱼, who won the [XX prize package] This event is supervised by a professional lottery platform, and the results are fair and effective. 】

The number of fans of this blogger is astonishing, almost in the blink of an eye, the voice of shouting filled the comment area——

[Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh! 】

[I'm envious of my real name, this time I'm really envious of my real name, my XX mobile phone, XX camera, XX brand noble lady face cream...]

[The total amount of prizes must be hundreds of thousands, right?The winning blogger must have saved the planet in a previous life. 】

[Wait, everyone, do you want to click on this @'s homepage and take a look? I saw her latest Weibo, why did I suddenly feel that her winning the lottery might not be the reason for saving the earth...? 】

Tuanjieyi was so frightened by the sudden and frighteningly dense message notification that he almost threw his phone out. He held it steady and took a closer look. In just a few minutes, the number of retweets of the blessing spell approached four digits? !

The list is full of [Ah, ah, although I don’t know if it’s useful or not, anyway, I’ve turned around and took a breath of European air! 】

Below Taicang Zong's Weibo account, some of the accounts that had just been fighting with fans in high spirits: "..."

Fuck, Fuck, it can't be so evil, can it?

***

Tuanjieyi looked at the rapidly increasing number of retweets, and immediately happily showed the results to his master.

Wei Xi couldn't understand the fights between pink and black people and passers-by's worshiping immortals, but he could understand the blessing spell he issued, so he raised his hand and smacked his head: "Idiot, it's been so many days, and you're still learning such low equivalent?"

Tuanjieyi said in shock: "This can come true, so why is it still called a low-level talisman?"

Shuo Zong glanced at the lucky charm he put on the coffee table after taking the photo, and said coolly: "It is a low-level talisman, and the lucky charm cannot fulfill people's wishes. Besides, you are not skilled and have limited ability. Dao talismans can at best give sincere people some luck."

Hearing this, Wei Xi immediately glared at the disappointing apprentice: "Your junior is right."

Is this how you treat meritorious ministers!And what's the matter with you as a junior, you have been very disrespectful to your senior since you joined the sect!Unity's righteous and indignant eyes couldn't help sweeping towards the younger brother, but as soon as he met his eyes, he turned his head cowardly, the younger brother is so scary, woooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

never mind!He thought Ah Q, I will not fight you if you serve others in Israel!

So he explained aggrievedly: "This is just a marketing method, Master, we must first find a position to spread the corporate culture, don't you see the popularity? I think the effect is better than Xiaopang and others looking for a marketing account to buy hot searches Good. Now that we have fans on Weibo, it will be more convenient for you to promote new products. Maybe our Taicangzong name can spread to thousands of households, don’t you think?”

Wei Xi stopped being angry immediately, and was so tempted to hear it, he repeated blankly: "Thousands of households? New products..."

He wanted to plant Wutiao again, he likes the smell of Wutiao, and the harvest is really good, and it can kill people invisible, there must be a lot of people with enemies outside...

Shuo Zong glanced at the concubine treacherously.

Tuanyiyi was still immersed in the fast fall of being appreciated by the master: "Hey hey hey."

***

Immediately afterwards, he fell into the pain of being pinned down by his junior to study, reciting books every day until he was in pain, and dreamed of going out to promote a membership card.

Fortunately, within a few days, the younger brother took the initiative to ask for leave, saying that he had something to do and had to leave for two days.

Unity and righteousness said, please leave for two months, but the other party gave him a lot of homework before going out, and among them was practicing the newly learned [-] Qingxin Talismans.

It's so unfair!There's no reason for a junior to assign homework to a senior!Unity was indignant but dared not stop practicing. As a result, not long after the junior brother left, the master's father, who was always invisible recently, came back.

In order to make his family reflect on himself, Wei Tianyi has forced himself to go out early and return late for many consecutive days.God knows why his sleep quality is so good recently, every day when he touches the pillow, he sleeps in the dark.It is undoubtedly a very painful thing to be woken up by the alarm clock while sleeping soundly, but in order to make these bastards at home realize the mistake he made, he still fought hard.

As a result, when he came back during the daytime on the rest day, there were more guests at home. He first bumped into the youngest son who was diligently cleaning the signs at the gate, and then ran into the wife who was watering the plants in the yard, and was so angry that he was dizzy. Stepping into the house, I met the eyes of the eldest son.

The other party just glanced at him lightly and turned his head away!

Only Steward Zhou still remembered who his boss was, and came forward to greet him warmly: "Sir, you haven't come back so early for a long time."

Wei Tianyi supported his forehead, feeling that he might fall to the ground with a cerebral hemorrhage in the next second, but after closing his eyes, he still stood up straight, and felt that the air in the house was extraordinarily fresh.

Strange to say, Beijing is dry and cold after winter, and the air quality begins to decline after heating, but the situation at home is completely different from the outside. The comfortable and humid feeling in the yard seems to be developed alone in this city. It's like a small world.

But at the moment, he was agitated, and he really didn't have the mood to investigate the reason. Seeing that Wei Xi really didn't intend to take the initiative to talk to him, he could only tell Butler Zhou aggrievedly: "Go and ask this scoundrel to clean himself up." , I will go out with me to participate in the activities of the local chamber of commerce in a while."

Wei Xi is planning new products of his company with Tuanyi at this time, and of course it is impossible for Wutiao to be banned by the second apprentice.

Tuanjieyi took the pure heart charms that he had drawn by himself: "Master, it's a pity that these things are kept at home after they are painted. I think they can also be sold."

Wei Xi frowned and looked at the talisman paper in his hand: "You draw such an ugly drawing, wouldn't it be self-defeating to sell it to members?"

"It doesn't matter whether he is ugly or not, and it works or not?" Although Tuanyiyi was stubborn, after thinking about it, he felt that selling this thing to members at a high price was too unscrupulous, so he changed his mind, "If you don't think so, we recently The popularity of bloggers is okay, why don’t I open a Taobao store by the way? It’s okay to sell it cheaper, so I can earn back the cost of talisman paper and cinnabar, right? Besides, you don’t care about the younger brother. He asked me to practice nearly [-] pieces of Zhang Qing Xinfu, and our company’s daily office supplies are too expensive. How can we use funds like this in the early days of our business?”

Entrepreneurship is difficult, and what Wei Xi hates most now is the word money, which immediately made him think deeply.

Steward Zhou came over to relay what his boss meant, he was interrupted from thinking, and looked at Wei Tianyi.

Wei Tianyi said in his heart that you are really a coward now, and you will be stage fright when you hear that you are going out, right?

Wei Xi asked him, "Is there any food for the event?"

"..." Wei Tianyi held down the twitching veins on his forehead, not allowing his self-esteem to answer this question, "The gathering of the local chamber of commerce is very large this time, and everyone will bring their families to attend. If I wasn't worried about outsiders' gossip... Anyway, tell me to be honest!"

He didn't mention whether there was food, Wei Xi didn't want to go immediately, but Tuanjieyi found a business opportunity, and immediately leaned into his ear to lobby: "Master, there will definitely be many strangers attending this kind of event. Our promising members!"

Wei Xi immediately sharpened his eyes and changed his mind: "Go and bring your business card and membership card!"

He insisted on taking Tuanjieyi there, but Wei Tianyi had no choice.Now he also feels that the eldest son may not be very smart after going out for a trip, after all, things have really become very illogical.What's more, seeing that the Chamber of Commerce was coming, he really didn't dare to conflict with the other party, so he managed to get rid of dark circles under his eyes without wearing sunglasses.

On the way there, Wei Tian's arrogance still persisted, and he refused to talk to his rebellious family members. Shu Wanrong could only communicate with her son who was getting more and more gloomy. Wei Chengshu didn't talk much. Turning to Wei Xi: "Xiaoxi, Yueyue will definitely go to the chamber of commerce this time. You... even if you can't let her go, you have to calm down and not act like you are at home."

Although she hasn't heard Wang Yue mentioned by the other party recently, as long as she thinks of her stepson's obsession with his fiancée in the past, she is very worried that Wei Xi will do something irrational at that time.

Hearing this, Wei Xi looked up at her with a very calm expression, Shu Wanrong couldn't see clearly what kind of attitude this was.

Wei Xi thought to herself, who is this person she is talking about?

***

As an influential Vanity Fair in Beijing, the local chamber of commerce has always been quite large. Many celebrities in the business circle intend to take this opportunity to get to know each other, and at the same time, it can pave the way for the successors they intend to cultivate. Therefore, it has long been unwritten to bring their own family members to the venue. According to the rules, if one is missing, there will be a lot of rumors the next day.

In such a grand event, the merchants in Wei Tianyi's circle were not ranked well, and of course the same was true of the Wang family, which was not in the same boat as the Wei family.

When the traffic merged into the entrance, Wang Yue was still complaining worriedly to the friends who came together: "I heard from Xing Kai and the others that Wei Xi returned to the capital some time ago, and this time he will come with his father, alas , what if he pesters me for a while."

She was born fair and beautiful, really eye-catching and beautiful, and her friends comforted her together when they heard the words: "Don't be afraid, we are all here, even if he dares to pester you, we will help you."

These are all girls from similar conditions in the same circle, and they have close relationships with her, so some people don't know her past love and hatred, and the content of comfort is not the same: "Don't worry, he and you are parents It is a marriage that is destined for generations, so it is not necessary to be so persistent, not to mention that everyone knows this kind of occasion, and he will definitely not go too far."

Although Wang Yue was worried that he would be entangled, but he didn't know why he was a little upset when he heard this kind of words, as if he had underestimated his charm, he couldn't help defending himself: "You don't know, he is really crazy about me. When chasing me, he clings to me so much that he can't drive him away. As long as he comes, he will always ask me to explain to me. I really don't know how to get rid of him. "

When everyone heard the words, many couldn't believe it: "Is it true? Haven't you two always been engaged? Why is he chasing you so much?"

Wang Yue turned her head lightly: "How would I know? When I was about to retire before, he also came to pester me every day. Alas, I was almost psychologically shadowed by his pestering."

The girls were silent for a moment, and couldn't help but look at each other with different expressions, but no matter what, many people still didn't quite believe it.

Seeing their attitude, Wang Yue became more and more unhappy. After getting off the car and seeing Wei Tianyi's family far away from the exit, besides the irritability of being entangled by Wei Xi again, there was a little anticipation in her heart.

So instead of evading, she also actively signaled her friends to look towards Wei's house: "Oh my god, he's really here!"

"Yueyue." Shu Wanrong also saw her, immediately turned her head to look at her stepson, and greeted Wang Yue with an embarrassed expression, "Long time no see."

Because I heard a lot about Wei Xi's pursuit of Wang Yue in the car before, even though there was some doubt about it, Wang Yue's friends immediately stepped forward to protect her inadvertently, and looked at Wei Xi who was being followed by Wei Tianyi vigilantly. Weissy.

"Uncle Wei, Aunt Shu, Cheng Shu." After Wang Yue greeted her once, she turned her complicated eyes to her fiancé.

Wei Xi took a look at the group of girls who appeared suddenly, and immediately heard Wei Chengshu snorted coldly, turned his head to look, and found that the other party was looking at him angrily, with a gloomy face.

He wondered what happened to the advanced pacesetter in his sect, and then he heard the girl who greeted him call his name again: "Wei, Wei Xi."

Wei Xi glanced at her, and found that she was hiding behind her friend, and she seemed to be averting her gaze.

Wei Xi didn't recognize her and didn't want to talk to her at first, but felt that she might be a potential customer because of her unlucky look, so she hummed patiently and turned her head to look at other potential customers passing by.

Wang Yue: "???"

Wei Xi actually hummed, and then what?

Then there is no more.

Wei Xi suddenly felt that the scene was silent for a while, the girl's eyes became very surprised in the silence, even Shu Wanrong and Wei Tianyi looked back at him, Wei Chengshu beside him was even more weird.

Wei Xi was a little confused by Wei Chengshu's complicated and probing gaze, and asked, "Are we standing here?"

Shu Wanrong said "Oh" twice before she came back to her senses. While suppressing her shock, she smiled awkwardly and politely at Wang Yue: "Then Yueyue, it's getting late, we'll go in first, you Have fun with your friends, and when Auntie is free, I will go to your mother to catch up."

Wang Yue opened her mouth, but couldn't speak for a moment. What shocked her even more was that Wei Xi actually just followed Shu Wanrong and Wei Tianyi away without even giving herself a look.

Her mood at this moment was not only unbelievable, but even felt unspeakable humiliation.In the past, she dismissed Wei Xi when he was chasing after her, but now this attitude is even more unacceptable to her.In the end, when she regained her consciousness, she realized that she had actually stopped the other party on her own initiative: "Wei Xi!"

The Wei family's footsteps were stopped by him, and they all looked back. Of course, Wei Xi also looked at him, and his eyes were even a little impatient: "You called me?"

Wang Yue stared at him as if she was looking into the eyes of a stranger, and felt it was unbelievable: "You...how do you..."

Seeing Wei Xi sizing him up with a somewhat bewildered expression, he turned his head and left without hesitation.

Wang Yue stood there in a daze, watching the familiar figure disappear into the crowd. She should have felt at ease, but at this moment, what came to her mind was a huge emptiness.

It seemed that something familiar had suddenly changed drastically, and this drastic change came without warning, which made it difficult for her to accept it for a while.

How could that Wei Xi, who was chasing after him, asking about his health every day, making peace in the morning and evening, and always on call, become like this?

She couldn't figure it out, but when she came back to her senses, she found that there was even greater trouble waiting for her.

The group of girls who were originally protecting her had already dispersed. Except for the two very close girlfriends who were also confused, everyone else was staring at him strangely.

Wang Yue was stunned by them, and one of the girls asked inexplicably with the corners of her mouth pulled: "...Is this the fiancé you said, who pesters you so much that it makes you feel psychologically shadowed?"

She put the accent on the word "entanglement", and Wang Yue immediately heard that something was wrong, and her face changed suddenly: "What do you mean, you?"

The girl covered her face and smiled dryly, and didn't say much to her, she took a few good friends to find her family, Wang Yue heard them sniggering when they left: "My God, Wang Yue is Not too narcissistic, do you remember what she said in the car just now?"

"Remember, he said that her fiancé was so sticky to her that she couldn't get rid of her. He said it like a dog's skin plaster, as if he really loved her so much. I was so blind that I still believed her. Just now I thought Protect her, but people didn't want to talk to her at all. She seemed to be more proactive, and even took the initiative to call her name."

"Oh my god, it's so embarrassing. You actually dare to bring us here, aren't you afraid that you will be exposed on the spot?"

"You know, she used to tell me that her fiancé used to climb over the wall to deliver breakfast to her every day when she was in college, but now it seems that it's all bragging."

"Don't tell me, her fiancé is quite handsome. She probably dreams that she is a princess every day, so Prince Charming surrounds her."

"No, no, it's too funny. I'm going to tell my brother quickly and let them follow Lele."

When Wang Yue heard this, his eyes went dark, but he didn't know how to explain it.

Only then did she realize that she might become the laughing stock of this group of people from now on.