Old Fogey Goes Down The Mountain

Qiu Guokai was very sad, but now he didn't dare to question Taicangzong's professional ability. After all, the whole family and elders were sitting here, and his forehead was still blackened by his father's crutches.

Tuanjieyi felt that he had learned a lot while getting a membership card for him, and said to Weixi, "Master, I always thought that people would be reincarnated after death, but I didn't expect to be able to live in my own home."

Wei Xi didn't quite understand this either, but Shuo Zong frowned, and what Tuan Yiyi said was right, the current situation of several generations of the Qiu family living under the same roof is indeed very abnormal.

He heard Qiu Guokai's father snort coldly: "How can reincarnation be so simple? In the past few years, the human population has exploded and the population has aged seriously. Do you know how much the birth rate has dropped? Do you think the situation below will be good? Because of this , Now even the policy has changed. It used to be reincarnated as an animal after committing crimes, but now you have to be stuck if you can’t issue a police certificate. What a lazy government!"

Qiu's mother, who was recording information with Qiu Guokai, also sighed: "Yeah, a few acquaintances I know who are lucky enough to become cats and dogs as pets for others, and those who are unlucky are not reconciled after being stuck for more than ten years." It was raised and cast as a wild animal protection. Who knows, it came back within a few months. It is said that it was caught by the locals and sold to the big boss when it was just born. The brothers and sisters in the litter were all stewed as supplements. Yes, I heard that I suffered a lot before I died, and all the scales were peeled off. They took this matter to the relevant units to make a fuss, but they ignored it, saying that the boss will have to cast six beasts when he comes down, Just fool them."

"There are a lot of queues at the bottom, and the accommodation is not very good, so in the past few years, we have been relying on holidays to encourage good babies to travel and reduce population pressure. Now even Halloween has become a legal holiday. The land is not enough. We are in the following The yin house is allocated according to the population, and it is not big enough to live in, so I often come back for vacation. Generally speaking, as long as it does not violate the law and discipline and affect the world and is reported, the lower levels will not take care of it. So we used to be very quiet, at most we took advantage of no one at home When he went out to eat incense offerings from Guokai and watch TV, if he hadn't found out about... Xuanxuan that day, he would have been fooled so easily by his wife, and the family wouldn't have caused such trouble."

When Qiu's mother said this, she couldn't help sighing, and then explained: "As for when we will be reincarnated, I think we have to wait. There is only Guokai in the family. His wife and husband lined up early, and they queued up seven or eight years ago. They were admitted, but they refused to go, so they postponed their places to the people behind."

Tuanjieyi's head was full of black lines, and he always felt that the working mode of the underworld was different from what he imagined, but he understood it after thinking about it carefully, after all, the reform and opening up.

But he felt strange: "Reincarnation is so difficult to arrange, how come you don't vote when you are ranked?"

Another old man wearing a Chinese tunic suit present had a bad face, and the old lady in a cheongsam beside him kindly touched the head of another little old man next to him: "It's not that you can't worry about this little enemy I gave birth to. Go to the team, how can his father and I leave at ease."

Qiu's mother nodded when she heard the words: "Yes, his wife is worried about his grandfather, and his grandfather is worried about his grandfather, and his grandmother is also worried that I will make mistakes with his father. Feel free to go."

Shuo Zong felt that the family would not be able to leave in thousands of years, and Tuanjieyi was silent for a while, suggesting to Qiu Guokai: "I think you should expand the house at home."

Qiu Guokai held his membership card, but he was not afraid at all when he heard this, and held his mother's hand rather attachedly: "Mom, you can go home and stay more when you have time in the future, I will get you some rooms , and then fire all the nannies, and ask the master if they have any way to let you come out to watch TV during the day. You don’t know, after you and my dad left, I often think of you in my dreams. No one has ever treated me as well as you."

The mother and son hugged their heads and started crying again. Qiu Guokai's father was so angry that he blew his beard and stared: "Bastard! You dream about your mother, what about me?"

Qiu Guokai's other elders were all amused when they saw this, but the mother and son ignored him, and Qiu's mother cried and begged Wei Xi: "Master, put aside the activities during the day, do you have any way for me to meet you?" A spatula? This child is so thin, it can be seen that I haven't eaten properly after I died."

Unity: "..."

****

After coming out of Qiu's house, Lin Hanyang bid farewell with a dazed expression on his face. He had to go back and describe his wonderful experience to his wife.

Tuanjieyi found that Master seemed a little unhappy, thinking that he was hungry, so he hurriedly took out the chocolates he had brought with him, but Wei Xi didn't seem to have any appetite, so he just played with the chocolates in his hand.

Now even Shuo Zong felt that something was wrong, guessing whether he was upset because he failed to eat the ghost many times as he wished, and worried that he might overthrow the restraint and start killing when he was so angry. After Qiu Guokai, he didn't even bother to read the incoming text messages from the bank, and kept paying close attention to Wei Xi's words and deeds.

But Wei Xi didn't do anything, and went home quietly all the way.

At night, Shuo Zong was worried, and noticed that he was walking outside, so he followed him out to check.

He saw Wei Xi sitting cross-legged on the threshold quietly looking at the sky.

The Wei family's yard is no longer the original yard. With the nourishment of the spiritual soil, the plants he planted grow very quickly, especially the row of nettangs planted on the edge, which has grown to the height of an ordinary person's waist, and is lush and lush.

The fifteenth day is approaching, and the moon is getting rounder and rounder, hanging brightly in the sky, thanks to the good effect of air control, it looks very conspicuous.

Wei Xi looked at the moon without shaking his body. At first Shuo Zong thought he was thinking about something, but his expression seemed to be in a daze.

Probably aware of his movements, Wei Xi quickly turned around, and seeing that the person behind him was his apprentice, the vigilance in his eyes quickly disappeared.

"Lu Que." Hearing his voice, Shuo Zong asked with a little unreal doubt, "Am I being too cruel to your ancestor? Why didn't he come to visit like Qiu Guokai's family after he died? I?"

His fluffy hair fluttered slightly in the night wind.

Shuo Zong was silent for a moment, stretched out his hand to touch it, and sat down quietly beside him.

****

When Mi Jiayang approached the door, he was still very nervous.

He happened to meet Wei Xi in his family's community before, and he wanted to ask more about the other person's situation, but unfortunately there were people around him, so he could only leave his business card and leave temporarily.

It's a pity that after so long, Wei Xi never took the initiative to contact him once. He waited anxiously for the other party's call, so he simply contacted a few other buddies in the same dormitory and asked everyone what to do.

Everyone was very concerned when they heard that Wei Xi had returned to Beijing. After all, Wei Xi had been missing for several months.We were all roommates who slept together for four years in college, and Wei Xi was the youngest because he was the youngest. After the incident happened earlier, they were very angry, and they all spoke out around them and on the Internet. support.It's a pity that they are soft-spoken and have little influence. After some hard work, they still couldn't save the predicament.For several months, they blamed themselves and worried, but they couldn't contact the person involved no matter what. Weixi's mobile phone number was turned off or out of service area, and they still couldn't get through, and there was no news on the social network.

Mi Jiayang felt that this was obviously not the way to come out, and the other buddies also had the same concerns, after all, Wei Xi was originally quite quiet and introverted and easy to get into the horns in their opinion.

Therefore, after some discussion after the gathering, they decided to let Mi Jiayang come forward to see Wei Xi's situation with his own eyes.Even if there are difficulties, it is time for everyone to think of a way together, how can one person carry it silently.

They knew a little bit about Wei Xi's complicated family situation. This was Mi Jiayang's first visit. When he was led outside Wei's house by the community security, his biggest feeling was whether he had found the wrong door.

Isn't Wei Xi's father a very rich businessman?Why is the house arranged like a teahouse?

At this time, the security guard who brought him in also asked curiously: "Sir, are you also here to keep in good health in Taicangzong?"

Mi Jiayang was quite magical when he heard it, so he had to ask a little brother who was cleaning the signboard at the door: "Brother, does Wei Xi live here?"

That little brother looks handsome, although he is carrying a tin bucket, he doesn't look like a teahouse employee at all, but more like those young masters who drive luxury cars around the city.It's just that his attitude is not very good. When he looks at people, his eyes are gloomy, and he seems to be in a bad mood.

Fortunately, a passing guest heard his voice at this time and took the initiative to answer: "Are you looking for Xiaoxi? He is in the room, I saw it just now."

Mi Jiayang hurriedly thanked her, followed her into the room, and couldn't help looking back at the little brother who had a poor service attitude while walking: "Why is he like this?"

Can you be a waiter with such a bad temper?

The lady who led the way for me looked back and laughed at the other person beside her: "Why is Cheng Shu so obedient? He even wiped the signs at home on weekends."

Mi Jiayang: "........."

He staggered and nearly fell to the ground, and his eyes turned back with even more astonishment.

Chengshu? ?Wei Chengshu? ?This is Wei Xi's younger brother who is quite favored at home and is highly valued by his father? !

Mi Jiayang thought of his poor little roommate who was never cared about by his family compared to him, and couldn't help thinking that the way the Wei family valued their son was so special...

But after seeing Wei Xi, he couldn't care less about these messy thoughts, and opened his mouth to scold: "What's the matter with you! Ah? Why didn't you call me after I gave you your business card? Why didn't you post on Weibo? Why didn't you go on WeChat?"

Tuanjieyi was taken aback when he heard this: "Master, are you here to mess things up? Do you want to fight?"

Wei Xi frowned, feeling baffled, but before he could turn his arms, the eyes of the visitor turned red, and then he choked up and said, "You do this, do you know how much the boss and I worry about you?"

Wei Xi rolled up his sleeves halfway, when he heard his choked-up crying, he suddenly felt frightened for no reason, how did this feel so similar to when he heard Wei Dedao's nagging?

Because of this, it was rare for him not to beat someone up like he did to Wei Tianyi. After a closer look, he found that the person who came was actually a guy he had met downstairs at Huang Jue's house before, and seemed to be a friend of the little hapless guy.

He put down his sleeves and looked so quiet that Tuanjieyi was quite surprised. He thought that if Master and his father saw this scene, he would jump up angrily and point at his dark circles and yell at him for being unfair, but Mi Jiayang didn't do it at all. I found it strange, after all, Wei Xi used to be quite withdrawn and quiet, always hiding things in his heart, and might not be able to hold back ten sentences all day long.

But he wasn't really angry. After a few words of swearing, worry took the place of anger and took control of his emotions. He took a closer look at Wei Xi and saw that his friend looked good and had no bruises on his body. At least half of his heart was relieved: "Your father I haven't hit you recently, have I?"

Wei Xi looked warily at this guy who seemed to be good at nagging: "How could he hit me?" This person's question was so strange, Wei Tianyi would be fine if he didn't get beaten.

"That's good." Mi Jiayang finally felt relieved, "What about the others? Your stepmother, your younger brother, have they talked eccentrically in front of you again?"

Wei Xi thought for a while: "No, they are all very good."

Mi Jiayang felt that something was wrong and couldn't explain it, so he simply didn't pursue it: "That's good, then have you ever thought about what to do with your future career? You can't keep being so decadent, what's wrong with your family? You know the situation too, right?"

Wei Xi became more and more surprised: "What's the situation in my family? Is my career very good? The sect is thriving every day."

Three big question marks appeared on Mi Jiayang's head: "... Zongmen?"

Wei Xi glanced at the tall man next to him, and the tall man quickly handed over a business card: "Sir, you are an old friend with a good relationship with my master, right? Disrespect and disrespect, do you consider getting a card for the exam?" Card? In the future, if you spend in our sect and its industries, we will definitely provide you with the highest discount."

Mi Jiayang took a look next in a daze, and saw the words "Feng Shui" and "Practice things" on the business card, and his eyes turned dark immediately: "What are you thinking? You are still a magic stick?!"

Tuanjieyi said unhappily: "Sir, how can you doubt my master's morality? Don't mention him, I can see that your eyes are black and black, and you obviously have a lot of troubles recently, but fortunately, the pupils are focused, and you will soon Good luck!"

I believe in your evil!

Mi Jiayang said in his heart that I have a lot of troubles lately. I am worried that Weixi will not say that the work has not progressed. Where can I get lucky, and I will go to pull Weixi: "Get up, I can't watch you go on like this. , My agent got me an invitation letter from Qianqiu Film and Television tonight, saying that Qianqiu's big boss will also attend, and let me compete with him for a role, and you will go with me too!"

When the words fell to the ground, there was a wow, and a fat figure passed by, and rushed towards Wei Xi who was sitting on the sofa.

This person jumped on the way, but was stopped by a handsome young man who came in together. The young man was so strong that he grabbed the man's collar, and even forcibly stopped the movement of this fat man who was four or five times as wide as himself.

"Master!" The big fat man was stopped, but his voice didn't stop. He looked very sad, and he was about to collapse on the spot, crying, "Oh my god, what Uncle Shen found out earlier I didn't believe it at the time, but my son really isn't mine! I don't even want to go to the company's party now! How could she treat me like this! I don't want to give her any money!"

Mi Jiayang saw the young man who was carrying him throw him away indifferently, then glanced at himself, and asked Wei Xi coldly, "Who is this man?"

At this time, he had no time to pay attention to Wei Xi's answer, and looked at the fat man who was still crying in complete shock: "Qiu... President Qiu?! Why are you here?!"

Isn't this the chairman of Qianqiu Film and Television that he mentioned just now? !

Only then did Qiu Guokai realize that there were strangers in the room, and his state became normal after a while. He wiped the corners of his eyes and stretched out his right hand, but his voice was still a little hoarse: "Hello, you are..."

Mi Jiayang quickly shook hands with him: "Hi, hello, I'm Mi Jiayang, an artist from Studio X. I met you when I was fighting for the role in the 'Scream' crew. Do you think my role can be settled? The company needs to continue to discuss. I originally wanted to recommend myself to you at your company's party tonight."

Qiu Guokai thought of him: "Oh, it's you. Why are you here?"

Mi Jiayang immediately wanted to get a job for Wei Xi: "That's right, Mr. Qiu, Wei Xi is my good friend, and I think his personal ability is also very strong, can you consider..."

However, before he finished speaking, Qiu Guokai interrupted immediately: "Are you good friends with Master Wei?"

Mi Jiayang: "...?"

He looked back at Wei Xi, master?

Seeing that Qiu Guokai turned to Wei Xi, seeing that Wei Xi didn't intend to refute, he immediately smiled and reached out to pat him on the shoulder: "Oh, why didn't you say it earlier, I almost gave that role to someone else. How about it, you let Your agent will send another copy of your information to our company tomorrow, and then prepare to join the group. The filming has already started. By the way, what you heard just now, don’t talk nonsense after you go out, you understand?”

Mi Jiayang: "..."

He sat back on the sofa in a daze, watching Qiu Guokai turn his head to discuss something about the detective agency with Wei Xi, without a word falling into his ears.

There are only two sentences left in my head, one is master, and the other is good luck.

shit.

He thought dumbly, Wei Xi is awesome.

Tuanjieyi leaned over to talk to him: "Sir, my master really has Weibo? How many fans? Have you added V?"

Mi Jiayang said blankly: "Yes, I added it. Fans are okay, about a hundred thousand." However, some of them rose after the farce, and they all came to watch jokes and fight with Weixi fans. Stupid, it's useless.

Tuanjieyi didn't know the inside story, so he immediately thought about it. He has more than [-] fans, not to mention adding V, which is a pretty good publicity channel.As I said on Zhihu, if you want to start a business this year, it is also very important to have a sufficiently influential publicity mouth!

He immediately asked Wei Xi for his number.

Where did Wei Xi know the Weibo number, so he uniformly said that he had forgotten it. Fortunately, Mi Jiayang still remembered it and helped him log in. Hearing that Wei Xi lost his mobile phone, he even changed the bound mobile number.

As soon as the Weibo was logged in, there were countless notification sounds, thousands of messages.Tuanjieyi was even happier. It seemed that the popularity was really good. After clicking on it, except for a few kisses and hugs, most of the rest were all kinds of messy ridicules. Realizing something, he looked back at Wei Xi in shock.

Fuck, Master still has such a story!Weibo is certified as an actor, and he has actually been involved in a gang!

At the same time, he caught a glimpse of his junior brother's handsome face that was so inhuman, he couldn't help thinking in a trance that since he came back from Qiu Guokai's house, the relationship between his junior brother and his master has become much closer, and occasionally he would see them sitting alone in the yard. why……

Alas!Stop thinking about it!

But having said that, this account has [-] to [-] fans. Although there are some problems, it is a pity to abandon it. It costs a lot of money to get so many zombie fans.

So Tuanjieyi hesitated for a moment, and asked Wei Xi with his mobile phone. Wei Xi didn't understand this, so of course he could do whatever he wanted.Therefore, Lianyiyi immediately clicked his finger, modified the original note on this Weibo, and after thinking about it, he didn't know what to post, so he simply took out a piece of the blessing spell that his junior brother had learned by pressing his head these days, and took a picture. A photo was uploaded.

Ok, this is the official blog of their Taicang sect, and the master must have no objection, but I have to find a time to change this certification...

As he thought about it, at the same time, many people who were browsing Weibo ding-dong, and posted a new post.

Look at the profile picture, huh? !Isn't this the Wei Xi who disappeared for a long time?How dare you come out after making such a fuss?What is he doing?Still want to clarify the scandal for yourself? !Could it be that there is some shocking gossip to be released? !

Thinking of this, everyone immediately tried to eat melons with great interest, but who knew that they would look closely——

Weixi V: [Picture] Taicang Zong Co., Ltd. has opened for business. Its main business is to eliminate demons and protect Taoism, and observe Fengshui.We are now sincerely recruiting members. Membership cards can enjoy many discounts under the banner, and gold card members and above will have card opening gifts.The sect accepts disciples all the year round, and those who are interested can discuss it in private.Note: By forwarding this blessing mantra, you can realize your strongest wish in the near future.

The people who eat melons and the fans who originally wanted to give idols a hug and hold them high forwarded them one after another: "?????"