Old Fogey Goes Down The Mountain

What about off the beaten track? !Wei Dedao lied to me!

Wei Xi turned his head slowly under these scorching gazes, and looked at the endless mountains and rivers behind him.The way he came was hidden in the vast forest, and it was hard to find it for a long time. On the side not far away, a magnificent building that had never been seen before rose from the ground, catching the eye.

Thick ropes extend from the bottom of the endless mountain, straight to the mountain peak with the sea of ​​clouds, and connect to the end of the building.On the rope, a series of scary cages full of people are sliding towards the peak in the opposite direction. From the transparent gap of the cages, you can still see the densely packed crowd.

Wei Xi didn't dare to act rashly for a moment.

Suddenly someone approached from the side, and he dodged subconsciously, only to realize that it was the woman who was selling cakes just now.

Looking around, they are all white arms and thighs, and almost everyone is disheveled.

Wei Xi's gaze stopped quickly when it touched the woman's chest, and instead of looking down, he stared vigilantly into her eyes.

"You child." The woman was not angry at being avoided, but just asked amusedly, "Isn't it hot to wear so much at noon? You are still standing in the sun, be careful of heatstroke. Go into our shed and hide for a while."

As she spoke, she reached out and picked up Weixi's tattered Taoist robe curiously. Seeing that she seemed innocent, Weixi resisted the idea of ​​opening her movements, and was pulled into the shady snack shed.

The woman poured him a glass of water and asked, "Do you want to eat rice cakes?"

Wei Xi's muscles were still tense, and his eyes swept over the beating cakes displayed on the booth. The hot steam from the glutinous rice permeated the corner with its fragrance.He hasn't been able to hunt decent food for the past few days, and he is really hungry.

He still remembered the other party's hawking just now. The food outside needs to be paid. After thinking about it, he said dryly: "Ten yuan?"

"Yes, ten yuan a bowl."

Wei Xi got the answer, but it was as if he didn't get it. What does ten yuan mean?

He didn't want to act too abnormally, so after a short thought, he hesitated to take out a piece of silver from his pocket.

The woman selling cakes: "????"

"I took it wrong." It seemed that it was not ten taels of silver, Wei Xi quickly took back the silver ingot without changing his face, and exchanged it for Dayang.

other side:"………………?????"

First it was a piece of iron, and then it was game coins. The woman glanced at Wei Xi's patched Taoist robe, and she also saw that this young man probably really ran out of money, and he might be a college student who came out to travel poorly.She had some headaches, but she caught a glimpse of the other party's handsome eyebrows and eyes that seemed helpless, and couldn't get angry, so she waved her hands helplessly: "Forget it, forget it, you don't need money, you can eat it."

Such a good-looking little boy is usually rare, and his age is about the same as his own son, so it's okay to treat him to something to eat.

Wei Xi realized that he had made a mistake again the moment the other party saw Dayang's expression. He immediately became alert, but he didn't expect that the other party would give him something for free in the end.

He pursed his lips, looked at the other person's movements, and couldn't believe it.But the woman just brought him things and said some incomprehensible words. She couldn't have no plans for anything, and she couldn't be poor enough to make herself suffer. .She has thick eyebrows and a gentle expression. Although her eyes are a little shrewd, she is not stingy. Generally speaking, she has a fairly ordinary face, but there are a few strands of blackness looming from the forehead to the center of her eyebrows.

Wei Xi finally lowered his eyes and silently accepted the paper bag from the other party.After looking at the soft rice cake in the bag for a while, he suddenly asked, "Aren't you going back?"

The woman smiled immediately, and looked at him like a child who doesn't know what to do: "How can I go back so early to do business? We usually close the stall at six or seven o'clock. It is very hard for adults to make money, and you will understand later."

Wei Xi didn't speak, just stared at her for a moment, then took out something.

The proprietress thought it was money, but she still refused, but when she took a closer look and found that it was a piece of dusty talisman, she accepted it dumbfounded.She set up a stall in front of the incense-filled mountain temple, and she doesn't see too many pretending to be ghosts, so she doesn't care too much, and puts it in her pocket: "Okay, okay, Auntie has agreed to treat you to eat, and you don't have to." Give me this, give me that, just sit here and rest, remember to pour water when you are thirsty."

Someone happened to come to inquire next to her. After she said this, she ignored Wei Xi and hurried forward to greet the customer. When she turned around after the items were sold, she found that the young man in the shed had disappeared.

The proprietress was stunned for a moment, and asked her husband and son, the father and son were busy with work, but she didn't see when the eldest man left.She could only shake her head with a smile, and put this little matter behind her.

But soon she didn't have time to think about it, because two tourists suddenly started fighting on the Eagle's Mouth Cliff ahead, which seemed to be caused by greeting each other's parents while fighting for the photo spot.

Fighting on the top of the mountain is not a joke, especially Yingzui Peak has no guardrails, and if you accidentally fall, you will be smashed to pieces.Enthusiastic tourists around stepped forward to persuade the fight, but they couldn't stop the two young and strong men with red eyes. When the proprietress saw the red, she immediately became anxious, wiped her hands and hurried up to persuade them.

"F*ck your mother! You try to curse again?!"

"You fucking squeezed me first, why are you fucking reasonable?!"

"It's not easy to go out to play. The mountain gods and Bodhisattvas in the temple are watching. Everyone takes a step back. Why make such a fuss?"

"Stop it! It's almost over!"

The proprietress also grabbed one of the sleeves: "Young man, it's too dangerous here, you can't choose to fight on the mountain! If your family knows, how worried should you be?"

So many people came to persuade the fight, the two parties in the dispute had already calmed down a bit, but the one in the white clothes said something angry again at this time, and the other in the green clothes suddenly became angry, and punched the other party in the face again.

Not to be outdone, the man in white kicked back. With a big movement, the crowd who persuaded the fight seemed to be in the way. At the same time, the two impatiently waved away the hands that pulled him: "Don't worry about it!"

The proprietress in the confusion was suddenly squeezed away by someone, and immediately staggered a few steps top-heavy, and suddenly her feet were empty.

A wave of panicked screams erupted from the crowd, and she looked back in a daze, only to see her husband and son at the booth screaming and running toward them with no expression on their faces—

"Juanzi!!!!!!"

"mom!!!!!!!"

"Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!"

The feeling of weightlessness is dizzying, the blue sky that can only be seen when you look up appears in front of your eyes, and the mountain wind whizzes past your ears, like a horn to pay homage to death.

The proprietress finally understood that it was sung for herself, and she closed her eyes in despair and helplessness.

However, in the next second, a strong force came from nowhere and pushed on her back.She was pushed lightly, as if her wings had sprouted, and she rushed forward. By the time she regained her consciousness, her feet had already stepped back on the hard ground.

The proprietress opened her eyes in disbelief, and was stunned for a few seconds before she felt fear belatedly, her legs softened, and she knelt down directly.

This series of scenes is unbelievably anti-scientific. The screaming crowd is all stunned, and the father and son who sell the bakery stand beside the proprietress, tears streaming down their faces in fright.

The sudden change stunned the two impulsive young people, and they were overwhelmed by the fact that they almost killed themselves, so they hurriedly surrounded them: "Are you all right? I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry!!!"

The two of them stopped fighting each other, and they came up to help the proprietress who had suffered this innocent disaster, and they also behaved submissively in the face of the glaring eyes of the father and son.Because they were so guilty, they not only helped him back to the bakery stall with low eyebrows, but also paid for everything on the stall. Finally, they pooled together 1000 yuan as a surprise fee and gave it to the proprietress.

The proprietress refused. She held the trembling hands of her husband and son, and was still in a daze. What's going on?She clearly fell, and her memory won't lie.

It was only at this time that some of the tourists who watched the excitement realized it. The faces of several old people were immediately excited: "This is the appearance of the Fengyang Mountain God! The mountain god Bodhisattva is appearing!"

Mountain God Apparition?Upon hearing this, the proprietress raised her head blankly, but felt an unusual scorching heat on her legs.She subconsciously reached out to grab it, only to grab a handful of flimsy ashes from her pocket.

ash……

She suddenly remembered something, her whole body shook, and she looked back at the path down the mountain in disbelief.

"No!" Stern gratitude and awe surged into her heart in an instant, she regained the strength to speak in an instant, spread her palms and showed them in front of others, her voice was trembling with excitement, "It was just now!! The one in the robe just now Master, he gave me a life-saving talisman!!!"

The tourists looked at the "life-saving talisman" that had been reduced to ashes in amazement. Within a few days, someone revealed the matter to the media. Local media came to Fengyang Mountain to find the proprietress for interviews. Leaving aside the surge.At this moment, Wei Xi, who was described by many tourists on the top of the mountain as a hermit, had already reached the foot of the mountain.

The cakes were delicious, and he carefully put away the paper bags that contained them.

The way down the mountain was also very easy, because his feet were no longer the wet and sticky soil in the deep mountains, but the smooth and firm steps in the scenic area.

It is hard to imagine what kind of strength it is to complete such a vast project, but along the way, he saw more incredible scenery.

There were so many people that it was unbelievable to look around, but they were all naked.A few women's clothes can even be so small that half of their breasts or buttocks are exposed.But they obviously live a leisurely and prosperous life, and there is no trace of poverty in their eyes.From his vague memory and Wei Dedao's previous statements, Wei Xi couldn't find any city with such an unrestrained atmosphere.He was dressed tightly, but he became a different kind among them.

Many people on the road played with all kinds of diamonds, some held them in their hands to watch, some held them up to their ears and talked to themselves, and more people held them up high, and Wei Xi walked away. After taking a quick look, the image of the landscape crowd in front of the square actually appeared inside the square piece!And every detail is shown, lifelike.

Wei Xi didn't know what kind of spell it was, and wanted to grab one several times to study it carefully, but he was not sure how strong these people with powerful magic weapons were. He had heard Wei Dedao's repeated orders not to do evil in the world, so he didn't act rashly.

In addition, there is the cable that seems to penetrate the sky and the earth.

He couldn't imagine what kind of strength it was to lift so many cages on the rope, and so many humans in the cages, and make them slide upwards in the opposite direction.

Wei Xi secretly analyzed that if the person holding the rope came to fight with him, he might not have a [-]% chance of winning.

Therefore, the King of the Mountain finally restrained his nature obediently and walked very obediently all the way. Even when he saw a squirrel climbing up a tree by the roadside, he refrained from catching it.

Who would have thought that instead of causing trouble, when he followed the flow of people to the foot of the mountain, he was actively stopped by someone.

The foot of the mountain was covered with a huge and hard roof, and under the roof stood a strangely shaped fence. The fence was so low that it couldn't stop people at all. He could jump over it with a single push, but the pedestrians going down the mountain behaved very well. Line up at the fence gap and leave in an orderly manner.

So Wei Xi also lined up, but when it was his turn, the fence suddenly made a sharp beeping sound.

Wei Xi's pupils shrank, and he subconsciously raised his hand to chop, but suddenly a lazy voice came from the side: "Oh, what a crowd! You have to swipe your ticket before going over."

Wei Xi turned his head, and saw a middle-aged man wearing a hat walking towards him, and at the same time, he saw people in the fence next to him holding a long and thin piece of paper in their hands.

They taped the paper to the handrails on either side of the fence, and the small gate ahead would open silently and let people through.

Wei Xi thought for a while, he seemed to have seen this paper before, it was in the middle of the leather pocket enshrined to him by the unlucky ghost before he was saved, he flipped through it several times and threw it away.

The middle-aged man had already walked in front of him, scanned him from head to toe, frowned when he saw his strange and tattered clothes, and asked, "Where's your ticket? Take it out."

Wei Xi said, "I lost it."

The attitude of the other party seemed aggressive, and Wei Xi thought about the possibility of killing him now or leaving after knocking him down.

However, as soon as this idea came up, he seemed to have heard Wei Dedao's nagging, so he still didn't move for a while.

But the middle-aged man seemed unwilling to give up easily. He pressed his hat and began to ask: "Lost it? Where did you come from? What do you do? Take out your ID card, what's your name?"

Identity...ID card...?

Is it a credential to prove your identity?Wei Xi suddenly remembered that Wei Dedao seemed to have given him such a thing.

With so many people around, he didn't want to make a rash move when he didn't know the depth of the opponent, so he took it out of the back basket cooperatively, and remembered the other party asking him where he came from and what he was doing.

To be honest, this question made him a little dazed.

So a moment later, the team leader of the Tourist Security Department of Fengyang Mountain Scenic Area got a roll of old and withered paper.

He spread out the paper inexplicably, and what he saw were countless large and small words clustered together. If you look carefully, they are still traditional characters.

He struggled to identify a few: "Lu... Lu Yin?"

At the same time, a young man with delicate features, pierced ears and curly hair, carrying a pannier, and wearing ragged clothes, spoke slowly in a strange thick and misty tone——

"I am Wei Xi, the No.60 second generation head of the Taicang sect."

The captain of the security team: "……………………"