Old Fogey Goes Down The Mountain

Wei Xi raised his eyebrows and looked at the offerings he had received.

The dead body looked very strange. It was dressed in rags, with half of the sleeves missing from the top and half of the bottom of the trousers. It was clearly too poor to cover its body. The exposed arms and legs were white and tender. .

A fresh soul is sitting softly on the head of his dead body with his legs hugged.He heard the movement of the outside world, but his reaction was very slow, and it took him a long time to slowly raise his head.

Seeing his appearance, Wei Xi was taken aback for a moment, thinking he was looking in a mirror.

He couldn't help but took two steps forward, turned over the corpse, and took a closer look, only to find that the body was eight or nine percent similar to his own.But one point or two points less, there is a world of difference.Although this corpse is as handsome as himself, it is weak, usually has no assertiveness, and is easily swayed by external influences.His brows are shallow, it should be that his mother died young, and his relationship with his father is also incompatible.The cheekbone has a lot of marriages, even if you find someone you like, the other party will not be loyal.The forehead is covered with black air, the villain has bad luck, and he likes to escape, which is obviously a sign of hanging himself.

Wei Xi looked up at the mountain wall straight up to the sky in front of him. This person should have committed suicide by jumping off the cliff from above, and fell into the barrier by mistake, but ghosts never come to this place to seduce souls. He is destined to die here Reincarnation.This unlucky ghost's recitation really went home, and he had to be the ration of other mountain kings.

The newly released unlucky ghost has not yet figured out the situation, so frightened by Wei Xi's actions, he retreated from his corpse's head to his legs, buried his head in his trousers and curled up into a ball, shivering, like a little bird about to be killed. Rooster.Wei Xi grabbed him and lifted him up to shake. This little ghost was full of yin, but it was different from those pitch-black earth-bound spirits that Wei Xi had eaten before.

Wei Dedao didn't allow him to eat this either.

Wei Xi was startled, but suddenly lost his appetite.

With a sneer, he threw away the brat that had been shaken into chaff.In order to prevent his will from being weak, he simply made a decision and passed on the spot.

When he was chanting the mantra of rebirth, he felt that he must be mentally hungry to do such a thankless thing. The kid who escaped seemed to realize that the other party was helping him, and Xu Ying knelt on the ground and kowtowed several times He was tall, and before disappearing, he took out something from his body and offered it to Wei Xi respectfully.

After saving the little ghost, Wei Xi picked up the thing and looked through it, and found that it was a flat bag made of cowhide.The bag has no lid, and is folded in half from the middle. There are many grooves on the inside, and many oblong hard sheets of unknown purpose are inserted in the grooves. The innermost part is a pile of colorful paper with lifelike patterns.

Wei Xi took out a red one, which showed an old man he had never seen before.

There are no beauties and old men on paper, what kind of mess?He frowned and threw the pile of useless stuff away.

The weasel, who failed to offer the treasure, huddled beside the corpse in fear, Wei Xi glanced at the corpse, Wei Dedao didn't allow him to eat this stuff!

Why the fuck does the old man have so many things to do!

"Dig a hole and bury him!" Wei Xi said irritably, and after giving the order, he added sadly, "If you dare to steal it, I'll eat you."

The weasel almost escaped from the afterimage.

Wei Xi sat down on the side of the mountain wall where the tranquility had returned. The intense hunger almost swallowed him, but he didn't bother to move, just staring at the sea of ​​clouds in the distance in a daze.

The freedom without worries lingered at his feet, and he was so exhausted that he just wanted to sleep forever.

***

Half asleep and half awake, Wei Xi felt something fell into his mouth.

He happened to be hungry, so he chewed along the way, stopped immediately, tilted his head and vomited.

Bah, bah, spit out several puddles of dirt.

Wei Xi: "...?"

He got up angrily, wanting to see who was so daring, only to realize that he was actually lying in a pit.

The pit was very shallow, and he didn't care too much about digging and filling it. He subconsciously tried to peel off the thin soil that covered him, but his eyes suddenly froze.

Under the black trousers with half of the trouser legs missing, a pair of white and thin legs were bent vigorously, and the arm that was pulling the soil was also exposed, without sleeves to cover it.

The whining threatening sound suddenly sounded, and he turned his head to look, a weasel was standing by the side of the pit, and the chicken thief stared at him in shock and salivation.

Wei Xi was really silent now.

The weasel looked warily at the human who suddenly cheated on the corpse in front of him, sat up and then went into a daze.

Beasts don't have so many rules and morals. Although the boss ordered him not to eat them, it is so easy to find such delicate prey. Wouldn't it be a pity just to have a look?It originally wanted to pretend to be buried for a few days before eating it secretly, but unexpectedly the cooked duck came back to life inexplicably.

The weasel narrowed its eyes, and its narrow pupils were full of ferocity. It took two steps back and rushed forward!

Live ducks can fly, anyway, the boss is not nearby, a mere mortal, where is his opponent, why not get it first...

? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ?

When Kuaizhun grabbed the neck and lifted it up, the weasel and the whole rat were confused.

In the next second, the familiar sounds of fists and sneers followed——

"I dare to obey my words. Little beast, are you tired of work?"

***

Wei Xi threw the weasel, who had been beaten into a daze, under the tree. After he breathed a sigh of relief, his mood improved a lot.

Entering Gu Fubo's physical body for no reason, he is really not happy, but he can't get out, sitting like this is useless.

He stood up slowly, staring at the subtle changes in his leg muscles, with complex emotions.Strange to say, this physical body has not been corrupted after being dead for so long. After he woke up, the original wounds on his body disappeared completely.He walks, sits and lies as usual, and is still as hungry as before. Only the vertigo that he has never felt can make him truly confirm that he has a body.

When Wei Xi returned to the hut, the beasts had already left, and the sacrifices on the ground and the braised pork in the pot had not been touched.

The small courtyard was empty, and Wei Dedao slept peacefully. He no longer called himself "disciple" repeatedly like before, and then begged for food.

He won't wake up again.

The huge emptiness made it difficult for Wei Xi to digest. What should he do every day?

His eyes suddenly stopped, and he fell on Wei Dedao's chest, where lay the jade pendant that he put in with others in the morning.I haven't seen it for a while, it seems to have suffered a serious injury, and its white as fat surface has become dull.

Wei Xi looked at it for a while, bowed his head to pick it up, and then pulled in the soil piled up beside the pit until it covered Wei Dedao's annoying face.

Then he said, "I'm leaving."

***

A figure walked quickly through the forest.

He ran extremely vigorously, with a light body. The gnarled tree roots in the forest and the mud and dead branches that had accumulated for an unknown number of years were empty under his feet. He was carrying a huge bamboo basket, and the sleeves and The hem of the clothes is flying with the strong wind.

That enchantment really doesn't work on the physical body.

But there are formations everywhere in the dense forest, and Wei Xi's journey is not too easy.

What's more, he also carried a whole basket of luggage, such as the silver taels that Wei Dedao had accumulated for many years.

He caught a venomous snake that was bold enough to attack him, bit off its head and stuffed it into his mouth. While eating happily, he stopped to look at the path, and straightened his robes that were blown by the mountain wind.

The original clothes of this body are really puzzling. Although the fabric is high-quality, it feels smooth and supple to the touch, but it lacks weight and is made to expose the chest and legs.Wei Xi didn't object to dressing like that, after all, he sometimes wore nothing in the mountains for convenience, but when he came out and met people, he couldn't help but attract attention, so he changed back to his own clothes.

There is also a strange thing, after leaving the enchantment, the further he goes, the less prey there will be in the mountains.After a few days, except for a few pheasants, hares and the snake just now, he didn't come across any of the slightly larger rations.

Not to mention jackals, tigers and leopards, how come there are no wild boars?

Wei Xi looked up, and there was a peak at the top, which was shrouded in clouds and mist, and the position was higher than the mountain where he lived.After eating the poisonous snake in his hand, he decided to sleep there tonight and grab something to eat.

He climbed up the tree trunk and jumped up. After nearly half of the climb, he suddenly heard some vague movements in his ears, like the sound of heavy objects stepping on the ground.

food!

Wei Xi immediately speeded up, thinking that this is not too bad.Wei Dedao said that this mountain is steep and desolate, and it is difficult for ordinary people to climb, so it is difficult to find a village in a radius of tens of miles.The old man was blind back then, and lived in the open for nearly two months before he found his current shelter. How could there be no ferocious beasts in such a place?

Sure enough, the higher you go, the more real the sound will be.The footsteps were regular and heavy, one after another, Wei Xi had never seen such a big beast walking, so he couldn't help but guess the size of the opponent in his heart, it must have the weight of a mountain bag, right?

The king of the mountain, who was used to tearing his throat with his hands, finally became vigilant, and pulled out the kitchen knife tied to his belt.

Just ahead, just ahead.

He grabbed the last rock, pondered the rhythm of his steps, and then took the right moment to jump up——

It was as if an invisible barrier had been pierced, and the huge hustle and bustle of the world suddenly poured in.

"Go a little further, and take a picture for me on Yingzui Peak!"

"Squeeze why? Are you sick? Didn't you see the cliff below? Squeeze you to paralyze!"

"Fuck you! How do you talk!"

"Then where we are now is the famous Yingzui Peak of Fengyang Mountain. Look here, does the shape of the cliff resemble an eagle's mouth? But beautiful as it is, the mountains under the cliff are undeveloped areas , very dangerous, many professionals dare not enter easily, everyone must not leave the group to explore without authorization! So to get down to business, the most famous on Yingzui Peak is of course the Fengyang Mountain Temple, and everyone will burn it later Wanxiang, you can come to my place to buy amulets together..."

Wei Xi: "???"

He stepped on the solid ground with both feet, with a dull expression, and one hand was still touching the handle of the kitchen knife, but he had lost the idea of ​​​​drawing out the weapon, because he finally saw his prey with thunderous footsteps——

A few steps away, outside the crowd, two young men in scanty clothes were each holding a wooden mallet, and were struggling to beat the stone pound in front of them.A woman in the same scantily dressed spot noticed Wei Xi's gaze, and said with a smile, "Young man, do you want cakes? Ten yuan a bowl."

It wasn't until she finished speaking that she noticed Wei Xi's very different clothes, and the corners of her eyes twitched.

Almost at the same time, other tourists who traveled during the Golden Week also spotted this strange person who appeared out of nowhere, which immediately triggered a wave of onlookers.

"Look at that kid, isn't it hot to wear so many clothes in Qiuhu?"

"What do you know, cosplay, young people are in good health."

"Pretend to be a Taoist priest in Fengyang Mountain? He's a mess? And his clothes are too old-fashioned, dirty, old and patched. What's the matter, he still pretends to be a poor Taoist priest?"

"Oh, when you say that, your face is also dusty!"

Tweeting, blah, blah, Wei Xi suddenly became the brightest star in the night sky, attracting the attention of everyone.