Old Fogey Goes Down The Mountain

Xiaopang felt that he had exposed something as soon as he uttered such nonsense, so he quickly covered his mouth.

Tuanjieyi was dumbfounded: "Damn it, can you still be okay? What kind of pheasant company are you running? The employees are unprofessional, they evade taxes, and they harass female customers every day?"

The little fat ghost sobbed.

Tuanjieyi asked again: "Have you applied for a business license yet?"

After not getting an answer for a while, he dragged his voice clearly: "So it's still operating without a license..."

Little fat ghost: "..."

It sounds very informal indeed.

But what kind of business experience can a group of wild ghosts who have become monks halfway have?What's more, the times are changing with each passing day. Ghosts of their age can imagine that the historical background of the Internet marketing company is already very good. You must know that there are many uncles and aunts in their team from the Republic of China period.The little fat ghost was a little bit wronged: "I really don't know how to do these things. There is also recruitment. The salary here is not high. Usually everyone introduces each other. Who knew that such a thing would get mixed in..."

Tuanjieyi has recently read a lot of Zhihu, and feels that he has made great progress in business planning. He couldn't help but marvel at this company with chaotic management. He heard the young man named Lu Que next to him say coldly: "You guys are so sinister. Is it strange that even if you don't take the initiative to search for it, it will attract evil spirits with ulterior motives?"

The little chubby ghost suddenly realized, and then became worried. If it is really like what this person said, how will the haunted house business continue in the future?This happened in less than a month of business, and if they ran into an old man and old lady again, it is estimated that their team would be bankrupt just by claiming compensation.

He was dejected: "Then what should I do? This was not mentioned in the customer questionnaire during the preliminary market research. It is really difficult to start a business."

Suddenly remembered something again, and looked at Lu Que who seemed to know a lot with sparkling eyes: "Master, don't you know how to catch ghosts? Why don't you show us a way?"

Lu Que, who was asked by a ghost for the first time: "..."

Tuanjieyi said in surprise: "Do you still want to open this haunted house?!"

The little fat ghost took it for granted: "That's for sure, the funds have been invested, and we spent a lot of money on decoration and hot search! We have to get back the money."

At this time, Wei Xi finished eating the last ghost leg, hiccupped unsatisfied, and raised his head.

The little chubby ghost faltered again instantly, shrinking his head like a quail, for fear that the other party would rub himself into the same spaghetti.

Wei Xi ignored him, and he couldn't eat, what's the use of being so fat?Seeing it makes people angry.

On the contrary, he was more interested in Lu Que beside him. After all, the other party not only didn't stop him from eating, but also didn't fight for his food. More importantly, this person's dense yang energy was really eye-catching. .

After thinking about it, this person knows how to fight and is not greedy, so he probably won't be easy to subdue, so he simply asked, "Have you become a teacher?"

"..." Lu Que saw the words "I want to be your master" in his left eye and "Come and work for me" in his right eye. He was silent for a while, and shook his head under Wei Xi's gaze.

Wei Xi immediately announced: "From now on, you will be my second disciple of the Taicang sect."

"..." Lu Que didn't bother to pay attention to him, turned to the little fat ghost and said, "If I do this, I will only do the method of transcendence, do you want to reincarnate?"

When the little chubby ghost heard this, his expression immediately changed: "No, no, no! I bought so much equipment, and Yu Ji hasn't practiced well yet! What's more, there is still a house in Beijing, what is the reincarnation map!"

Lu Que's expression became even more unpredictable, he stared at him for a while, and then calmly gestured to Wei Xi with his chin under the little fat ghost's uneasy gaze: "Then you'd better invite him."

Little fat ghost: "???"

Wei Xi:? ? ?Please what do you do?do you want to eat?

Half an hour later, this newly opened haunted house in the suburbs of Beijing ushered in a new controlling shareholder.

Wei Xi somehow owned 50.00% of the technology stocks, and at the same time met the shareholders and employees contacted by the little fat ghost. In fact, there were not many, only eleven or twelve ghosts. Little, trembling when standing in front of him.

Wei Xi looked around and found that they were all cowards like mice, not to mention doing evil, maybe they wouldn't even dare to catch mice alive.Moreover, each death has its own peculiarity. There are those who got an electric shock in the bath, those who drove into a tree, those who choked while eating, and those who fell into a manhole while walking on a rainy day and fell to their deaths. He saw the last one who was malnourished With tears in his eyes on the half-severed head of the Minguo ghost, he finally frowned in disappointment, why couldn't he eat any of them?

Xiaopang doesn't look at the house, but his eyesight is not lacking. Seeing his dissatisfaction, he immediately stepped forward and introduced: "Boss, this is Lao Zhang. He is responsible for hiding in the corner of the stairs and throwing his head out to scare people. The scaring effect is amazing." Okay. Don't look at him like this. He was shot in the neck and died because he was protecting his parents and wife during the war. But his family didn't survive in the end, and no descendants were left to burn incense and worship, so he still I have to feed the three ghosts at home, so I work very hard."

When Tuanjieyi heard the ghost's cause of death, he hurriedly wanted to help him lower his head. Although his hand went straight through, he still got a tearful thank you from the ghost of the Republic of China.

When Wei Xi thought about how much a family of four had to eat every day, he also felt that it was really not easy.

Tuanjieyi whispered to him: "Master, I think this business is good. Think about it, the venue is ready-made, and you don't need to pay five social insurances and one housing fund to hire ghosts. The salary is not as high as that of college students. We can cover the monthly labor expenses." Save a lot."

Some time ago, Wei Xi listened to Lianheyi's science popularization about various entrepreneurial expenses, and he already knew how much employee wages accounted for the company's daily costs. Hearing this, he also thought it made sense, and thought that he would be responsible for the personnel issues here in the future, so he said no. Surely he could still get food delivered to his door, so he nodded and said: "Well, yes, since he has a heavy burden, let his family members come to work in the future."

The ghost of the Republic of China was overjoyed when he heard the words, and thanked him again and again.

Tuanjieyi left their contact information for them, and thinking of something, he told Xiaopang righteously: "You are not allowed to steal kisses from female customers again in the future!"

***

The matter was settled like this, Taicangzong suddenly had more business, Wei Xi immediately had a better impression of Lu Que, who had made a fortune for himself, and couldn't help but said to Unity: "Look at you, don't you eat it?" If you don’t eat, then you are disobedient, your junior brother is much more capable than you.”

Lu Que: "..."

Unity is at a loss, when did it happen?Why do you become brothers?Isn't the master's way of accepting apprentices a bit sloppy?

It was getting late, Wei Xi looked at the sky outside after dismissing his new employees, and announced: "Let's go, disciples, go back to eat."

After finishing speaking, he picked up Ruan Shixing who was lying on the ground, and seemed to be thinking about where to start. After deliberation, he finally pulled up the opponent's foot and dragged him outside.

He dragged it very roughly, without looking at the road, and Tuanjieyi could only hear the back of Ruan Shixing's head beating back and forth between the ground and the furniture, making a dull thumping sound.

Tuanjieyi thought that this is not okay, and just about to step forward to dissuade him, Lu Wenqing, who was fainting at the side, was also awakened by the sound at this time. When he opened his eyes, he was still confused and frightened. Xi's actions immediately woke him up: "Wei! Wei Xi! Stop!"

Wei Xi stopped and looked at him.

Lu Wenqing rushed over sweating profusely, and seeing that Ruan Shixing's face had been beaten twice as fat as before, the sweat flowed faster, and carefully broke Wei Xi's hand that was holding Ruan Shixing's ankle: "Yes, Or should I come?"

Wei Xi let go immediately. After all, this was not a VIP customer who had applied for a card from their sect, so Ruan Shixing hit the ground with his thigh and made another muffled sound.

Lu Wenqing: "..."

The pain from the bitten wound on his shoulder recovered, and he remembered everything that happened before he fainted, and looked around the villa where he was in fear: "This, has this been resolved?"

Not only was it resolved, but the merger was reached directly. Wei Xi nodded, and Lu Wenqing's eyes immediately turned into admiration. He still remembered the way Wei Xi fiercely dragged the group of ghosts out of Ruan Shixing's body. He is so handsome. He has never seen such a simple, brutal and effective way to catch ghosts since he was a child!

Wei Xi simply opened the door to a new world for him!

Whether he admired Wei Xi very much at the moment, he stopped asking after he got the answer, picked up Ruan Shixing and immediately followed behind him.

Ruan Shixing frowned when he stepped out of the gate, and finally woke up. The moment he opened his eyes, apart from the moonlight rushing towards his face, the only thing he felt was the pain all over his body.

He couldn't help hissing, raised his hand to touch his face, and found that his entire face was swollen.

When the friends waiting outside saw someone appearing at the door, they immediately surrounded him. At first sight, they barely recognized Ruan Shixing who was being supported, but when they recognized who this person was, they suddenly turned pale with shock: "This! How did this become This is it?! What happened inside?!"

Wei Xi thought for a while, then briefly pointed to Ruan Shixing and explained: "Just now he was possessed inside, hugged Lu Wenqing to fight, and even bit Lu Wenqing."

Seriously speaking, it is true, the place where I was bitten is still hurting badly, Lu Wenqing nodded.

The friends were all terrified, looking at Ruan Shixing's almost lifeless face, everyone was terrified, what a ghost this must be, how could he make people like this? !Ruan Shixing also saw his wound clearly through the cosmetic mirror handed by his friend, and felt dizzy for a while.

The fuck...was actually the result of a fight with Lu Wenqing?

He had no memory of everything when he was possessed, and he couldn't help looking at his own Fa Xiaoer with resentful eyes.

Lu Wenqing: "..."

Look at this pot, it's big and round.

He was just about to say no, no, this is not the case, please listen to my explanation, Ruan Shixing's eyes have turned to Wei Xi, who is staying out of the way, he still remembers Wei Xi's majestic appearance riding on him before, and he can't help but move his eyes slightly, hesitantly Open to the other party: "Wei Xi..."

Wei Xi didn't seem to want to talk to him: "Huh?"

Ruan Shixing whispered, "Thank you."

Wei Xi: "Yeah."

Seeing his attitude, Ruan Shixing was very anxious. He regretted that he was so indifferent to the other party before. He hesitated for a while, not knowing what to say, and opened his mouth in fascination: "...how about I get a membership card?"

As soon as the words came out of his mouth, he wanted to hammer himself to death on the spot, saying something barren.

Unexpectedly, Wei Xi, who was still indifferent before, turned his head suddenly: "Really?!"

"..." Ruan Shixing stammered, "...Damn, of course it's true."

"How much do you charge? There are gifts for our membership card." Wei Xi even talked more, and turned around and called, "Get married! Get married!"

Tuanyiyi made a stride: "Are you using Alipay or WeChat or cash?"

Ruan Shixing opened his mouth, and didn't know what to say for a moment, he fumbled for his pocket in a daze: "I, my wallet and mobile phone were stolen before, can I swipe my card?"

Unity: "Ah?!"

Both master and apprentice didn't know what to do for a while, when suddenly there was a faint voice from behind: "Yes."

Everyone turned their heads to look, and saw the last Lu Que walking out calmly, with no expression on his beautiful face, reaching out from behind, and took out a...

Mobile POS machine.

Everyone: "..."

Ruan Shixing: "???"

Didn't this person say that he came to investigate the haunted house?Why do you still carry this with you?

But he seemed to be taking it for granted, and people didn't know how to question him. Ruan Shixing handed over the bank card in a trance, and heard the other party ask: "How much?"

He: "... Whatever, whatever."

When the voice fell to the ground, the other party skillfully tapped a few times, turned the POS machine around, and signaled him to enter the password.

Ruan Shixing glanced at the amount.

100 million.

"…………"

He glanced at Wei Xi with a complicated expression, the membership card of Taicang Sect is really expensive.But at this moment, he couldn't bargain, so he finally paid the money.

Ruan Shixing was a little dazed after swiping 100 million, but Wei Xi's attitude towards him was much better, and he even asked Tuanjieyi to take out the gift for opening the card.

Ruan Shixing looked down at the brand new "Introduction to the Basic Principles of Marxism".This is from Tuanjieyi going to the book market to wholesale.

Whatever, whatever, he thought dizzily, whatever love does.

At this moment, Wei Xi also understood that Lu Que's actions were collecting money for himself, and said to Tuanjieyi with appreciation: "Look at your junior brother."

With tears streaming down his face, Tuanjieyi reflected on the preparations he had not done enough, and when he left, he leaned towards his junior brother in a pitiful way: "Junior brother..."

Unexpectedly, as soon as he approached, Lu Que's calm face immediately caused waves, and he distanced himself with disgust and guard: "Stay away from me!"

Tuanjieyi was so drunk that he stopped, and became even more sad, recalling sadly what he did wrong, why did the younger brother reject him from the first time they met?Didn't he just say that he looks very similar to Shuo Zong?He is a tall, handsome and rich husband, isn't it good to look like him?

Looking up again, the younger brother really regarded him like a scourge, he had already left only a shadow.

**

Tuanjieyi wiped away his tears, and had a bad premonition in his heart. He always felt that from now on, he would change from serving one ancestor to serving two ancestors.

When returning home, Lu Wenqing stood by the side of the road and called for a long time without seeing any vacant taxis. He took out his phone and hesitated for a long time before he cautiously called an online car-hailing car.

Before getting into the car, he checked around the car for a long time, took a picture of the license plate, and then got into the car hesitantly.

The driver was very confused by his attitude, and couldn't help asking Tuanyi: "You friend is too cautious, right?"

Tuanjieyi sighed: "He is a man with a story..."

Story... The driver was blushing, but Lu Wenqing in the back seat jumped up in surprise: "Master! Master! Where are you driving?! We didn't come this way! What do you want to do to us? do what!!!"

"..." The driver was almost scared away by his yelling, and hurriedly turned the steering wheel back. Under Lu Wenqing's eyes of "You want to murder me!", he explained in shame, "Yes, I'm sorry, I really Just trying to get off the road…”

***

The driver who was trying to detour reined in Lu Wenqing's ferocious shouts.Wei's house, the garden still looks like the dirt has been turned upside down.

When Lu Que entered the door, he saw everything around him, remembered the courtyard he saw when he came back, and asked with a frown, "What's going on here?"

Wei Xi said: "I brought a lot of plants and trees from your master, and they will be planted here in the future. You and Jie Yi are my disciples, so you don't need to take care of these chores. These things will be taken care of by disciples in the future."

After finishing speaking, he shouted: "Wanrong! Have you dug all the nest holes I pointed out to you?!"

Immediately, the poor old father of the Wei family shouted angrily: "You bastard! There are still no rules! What do you call you Aunt Shu?! Try calling me again!"

Wei Xili didn't pay any attention, and this time his tone was full of oppressive displeasure: "Wanrong!"

Immediately afterwards, a beautiful woman covered in silk jewels came out of the room. With her skirts closed and a little unwillingness in her shrewd eyes, she stood on the front steps and looked at Wei Xi hesitantly: "Xiao Xi, you... "

Wei Xi interrupted her: "Have the pits been dug? Come here, and I'll teach you how to apply soil."

"..." The beautiful woman looked a little dejected, and she walked over slowly wearing Hermes and Chanel, her footsteps were full of resistance and reluctance.

Wei Tianyi followed behind with his youngest son, scolding angrily, "Don't go! Come back! You're spoiling him!"

The beautiful woman hesitated for a moment, with a little hope in her eyes, and Wei Xi looked at her angry husband coldly: "You came just in time, are there any customers from the sect today?"

Wei Tianyi was so angry when he heard this: "Fuck you! Am I telling you this! Let me ask you! What did you call you Aunt Shu just now?! Do you still have my father in your eyes! Also, this is not your bullshit sect! It’s the Wei family! How long are you going to mess around at home! I warn you! My patience has a limit! Living expenses, let you fend for yourself!"

Wei Xi seemed to be living in his own world, he couldn't feel his anger at all, he only heard the key points he wanted to hear, and gasped: "So you gave me back the money?"

"..." Wei Tianyi became weak when he heard this, and suddenly remembered that he had frozen his elder son's bank card for a long time since the photo incident.

He was silent for a while, then yelled sternly: "So what! Don't forget that I am your father! I can't control you anymore! Believe it or not, I will kill you right now!"

Wei Xi asked, "Are your eyes okay?"

Wei Tianyi subconsciously pushed down the sunglasses, and then recalled something: "..."

Wei Xi glanced behind him: "Chengshu, are there any guests today?"

Wei Chengshu stood beside his father gloomyly, looked at his father, then at his mother, and finally found that Mike, who had been listless all day at home, had rushed towards his eldest brother happily as if he had seen a god, and answered with a sleepy expression: :"No."

Wei Xi let out a groan, as if he was a little disappointed, but then he thought about what he had gained today, and regained his energy. He touched Mike who had rushed up and rolled around coquettishly, and pointed to the garden: "Go digging the soil."

Mike leaned over and whined twice, his tail almost flew out. The moment his words landed, he pierced into the yard like an arrow from the string, and his front paws dug wildly.

Shu Wanrong originally hoped that her husband would help her figure this out, but seeing that Wei Tianyi stopped talking, she had no choice but to pick up a small flower shovel and dig the ground together with Mike.Wei Chengshu looked at the door for a while, but didn't say anything, and silently stepped forward to help his mother.

Wei Xi nodded with relief.

Lu Que stood by and looked at the family without a word, feeling like he was watching a psychopath.

Wei Tianyi touched the corners of his eyes that were still black and blue, and gritted his teeth, as if he didn't know what he could do, his eyes finally fell on him: "Who is this? Why did you bring someone home again?"

Wei Xi said: "My apprentice, Lu Que."

Wei Tianyi: "Isn't your apprentice Unity!"

As he spoke, he glanced at the tall and strong little boy who looked like a fitness trainer behind his eldest son with great dissatisfaction.

Wei Xi: "This is the second apprentice."

Wei Tianyi stared at Tuanjieyi and at the same time saw the appearance of the other little boy, his face changed drastically, thinking of the photo of his eldest son and Ruan Shixing, he said angrily: "This is also an apprentice, and that is also an apprentice, you put your Am I being a fool! I won't allow it!"

Wei Xi glanced at him inexplicably, then turned to the trembling butler Zhou beside him: "Is dinner ready?"

Steward Zhou wiped the cold sweat off his forehead when his boss almost shouted "I won't allow it!" "You bastard!" "Did you hear that!" "Look at me!" Young Master, I bought a bit too much food today, so I may have to wait a little longer."

Wei Xi didn't get angry because of this, but just let out a disappointed groan, and glanced at the quiet second disciple, who still had that alluring look full of soaring yang energy.

With the confidence of being a master, he tiptoed to the other party's neck and sniffed.

The second apprentice squinted at him expressionlessly.

Wei Xili said bluntly: "There is no food at home, what's wrong with master sucking your yang energy?"

Before Lu Que could speak, Wei Tianyi in front of him was already furious. He almost threw off the sunglasses he was wearing. He pointed at the two of them with a look of "I found out, don't try to lie to me" and cursed: "What are you doing?" What are you two doing so close together! Separate! Wei Xi! Stay away from him! You little bastard! You even said he was your apprentice! Think I’m a donkey, you bastard! Bao Xiaobailian dares to come to your house Already!!!"

He scolded so much, Wei Xi didn't understand a word, and waved his hand at the second apprentice indifferently: "Don't pay attention to him, he's just an insignificant person."

Lu Que: "..."

Wei Tianyi was so angry that he became dizzy and yelled: "Little bastard! Say it again! Do you still have me as a father in your eyes!!!"

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