Old Fogey Goes Down The Mountain

Wei Xi didn't know why, so when he followed them into the room, he couldn't help but licked the fragments of the record in his hand, and found that it was bitter, so he threw it away.

I don't know why Ruan Shixing always felt that the horrible atmosphere around him seemed to be a little bit unsustainable, and his fear became a little weird.Speechlessly, he began to lead everyone along the route last time, and at the same time told the story about this villa that he heard when he came in last time. Lu Wenqing knew that his whole family had died here overnight, and his face was pale with fright: "You know this How dare such a story come in?"

Ruan Shixing was a little dissatisfied, saying that so many people came in, why did he have an accident?Lu Wenqing was also surprised at the beginning, but when he heard him mention something that was particularly unlucky to him before, he immediately wished to beat himself to death: "I see, you must have bumped into something because of your outspokenness before, and later you will There was a period of time when the luck became low. You said you, the things passed after that period, and the evil spirits are not so easy to affect normal people. But you have to come to this kind of place to play during a special period. Among the group of people, your luck is the lowest , who are you pestering if you don’t?”

Ruan Shixing turned pale when he heard that, but Lu Que frowned and looked around when he heard the words: "The whole family died suddenly, it should be caused by ghosts, but there is not such a strong evil spirit in this room."

In fact, they wandered around the house, and Wei Xi even opened the refrigerator in the kitchen, but found nothing suspicious.

Ruan Shixing's illness is still not healed, coupled with the lack of sleep and lack of energy, at this time his physical strength is already a little bit unbearable, there is no other way, everyone can only decide to let Lu Wenqing stay in the living room to accompany him to rest, Wei Xi and Lu Que continued with solidarity. scout.

Lu Que walked in front for a while, then suddenly stopped, looking back coldly: "You go ahead."

It was a pity for Wei Xi, he stared at Lu Que's back all the way, and the more he looked at it, the more delicious it was, the last one who made him so appetizing was that tough Shuo Zong.If he hadn't been worried that this was a person, and didn't want Wei Dedao to cry, he would have rushed forward and swallowed it in one gulp.

When Tuanjieyi followed Weixi forward, he felt Lu Que's targeted guard again without any surprise. While confused, he couldn't help but pay attention to the other party's beauty. After reading it, he carefully confirmed with Weixi: "Master, I'm really not mistaken, he looks super~ like our Shuo Zong husband!"

When the words fell to the ground, there was a chill down his back, and Tuanjieyi couldn't help but look back.

Lu Que looked at him as if wishing he could build a wall to separate him.

Fortunately, when Tuanjieyi almost thought that the other party would suddenly step forward and kick him out of the room, Lu Que finally found out, stopped and opened a door.

Tuanjieyi took a look and saw that the room was like a study room, with all the bookcases and desks.There are not many books on the bookcase, and there is a computer on the desk, which looks no different from an ordinary study.

It was empty inside, and it couldn't be called very gloomy. He looked at it for a long time but couldn't see anything: "What's wrong with this study? It looks quite normal, doesn't it?"

Lu Que didn't want to talk to him very much, and replied very coldly: "It's just too normal."

Tuanjieyi didn't understand it at first, but after a while, his brain suddenly became clear. This room looks really normal, as if it is lived in all year round, but it doesn't look like the office of the staff of the haunted house!

He couldn't help shrinking back behind his master, but Wei Xi was very excited because he also vaguely smelled the aroma of food. He asked Lu Que, "Inside?"

Lu Que glanced at his bright eyes, hesitated for a moment, and then hummed unwillingly. When the words fell, Wei Xi had already rushed into the room, and began to search around roughly.

He picked up everything in the house to observe, and threw it away without any results. He looked like a burglar who robbed a house. In just a few minutes, the desk lamp and low cabinet in the study had collapsed into a crooked corpse Across the field, most of the books on the bookcase were torn out and thrown on the ground, and even the contents of the drawers were turned into a mess.I don't know if it's an illusion, but Tuanjieyi always felt that he heard a faint sobbing sound in the void, and at the same time, the atmosphere in the whole room became very sad.

Lu Que didn't know if he felt it, but in short, he just crossed his arms and turned his head to look out of the window expressionlessly, as if he couldn't see it.

Wei Xi searched the whole room to no avail, and finally set his sights on the last piece of pure land—the desktop.

It was a very simple desk, a dark black computer stood quietly, and a pure white gaming keyboard was placed in front of it.

After Weixi was bitten for the first time, she once stayed away from similar magic weapons, but now Weixi is no longer Weixi before, but has learned to play with mobile phone Weixi!

Of course he knocked down that monitor with one stride!

The monitor fell to the ground with a gurgle connected to the wire, and the screen was shattered into a spider web. The weeping sound that Tuanyiyi thought was hallucination immediately became clear.Lu Que closed his eyes, and finally stepped forward. In front of Wei Xi who was hugging the screen and considering where to start, he reached out and grabbed a phantom from the broken part of the screen.

The phantom was getting longer and longer, and it was still struggling, but in the end it lost to his strength and was completely grabbed out of the monitor.

Only then did Tuanjieyi see clearly what he was holding in his hand—it turned out to be a fat male ghost!

Lu Que grabbed the head of this male ghost, his hands and feet were flailing desperately, and he yelled loudly. His shape was so clear that he could even tell that he wasn't wearing a shirt. Unite Yi took a visual inspection and found that his bust was definitely larger than a B cup.

He held the door and let out a wow, he didn't know whether it was wow ghost or wow the other's bust, but this ghost seemed much softer than Fengyang Xian, relying on his master's presence, he was really not very afraid.

His master had already rushed towards the male ghost with a fierce look in his eyes. Lu Que stretched out his hand to catch him. He didn't know where the strength came from at such a young age, but he actually lifted Wei Xi into the air by his neckline.Why is Wei Xi willing to give up?Immediately attacked him fiercely.He was very vicious in fighting, merciless, and his moves were aimed at killing. Compared with him, Lu Que seemed to have some concerns, so he didn't check for a while, but Wei Xi threw himself at the male ghost and opened his mouth. Bite up.

Male ghost: "Wow!!" What's going on! ! !Exorcism is exorcism!Why is this friend still talking! !

Seeing this, Lu Que's face turned serious, but after Wei Xi bit it, he stopped his movements, and opened his eyes after a while to look at the head he was holding.

The male ghost was already froze in fright, and met his gaze tremblingly with tears in his eyes.

Wei Xi stared at him, his eyes became more and more dissatisfied, and his expression became more and more unwilling, until he saw the male ghost fighting with both legs, and then angrily threw him to the ground: "You bastard!"

The aura of this ghost is extremely pure, and its appearance is clear. Apart from being extra fat, it is actually a person who has never killed a living creature!

Wei Xi's expression was uncertain, wishing he could swallow the opponent directly, but he was also worried about Wei Dedao, so he couldn't bite down with his hands tied.

Lu Que wanted to step forward to stop him from eating, but he was stunned for a moment when he saw this. He seemed to find it inconceivable, and looked at him probingly: "...Why don't you eat?"

"Fuck you!" Wei Xi finally gave up, stepped forward and kicked the male ghost viciously, "Aren't you a fierce ghost who hurt people!"

The male ghost was really a little fat, he was kicked until he rolled over several times, then got up sadly hugging the part where he was kicked, and sobbed aggrievedly: "Who... who is a ghost..."

Wei Xi's face was gloomy, and he seemed to want to hit it, but Tuanjieyi couldn't stand it any longer, so he came up and pulled his arm to persuade him: "Master, master, forget it."

"..." Lu Que was silent for a while, but decided to turn his eyes away from Wei Xi.He looked at the crying little fat man in the corner, and always felt that this scene was strangely familiar, as if he had just seen it in the box of the State Guesthouse not long ago, so he asked coldly: "...you said that you are not a ghost, why did you appear again?" it's here?"

The male ghost was even more aggrieved by the question: "This is my home, I must be here."

Tuanjieyi let out a sigh, with a strange expression on his face: "Didn't the last owner of this house die suddenly overnight? Why is it your house again?"

The male ghost said angrily: "I was the one who died suddenly! What? Can't you!"

Wei Xi raised his hand and took a random object and threw it at him: "You're looking for death! How dare you talk to me like that, the eldest disciple of the Taicang Sect!"

Tuanjieyi glanced at his master movedly, pulled his master's cuff and stood closer, Lu Que: "..."

The male ghost was not hit by the thing, the thing passed through its body and landed directly on the ground, but he was so scared that he was still shaken by the drink, and explained with a puckered mouth: "I, I just played video games for too long. I didn't sleep for several days, and suddenly died."

It turned out to be a sudden death ghost... Tuanyiyi looked at him sympathetically, but still felt wrong: "But didn't it say that the whole family died suddenly overnight?"

The male ghost smiled embarrassingly: "I'm too homebound, I don't have a girlfriend yet, and I'm the only one in our family."

Tuanjieyi looked at his fat chest: "..."

Looking at it this way...it doesn't seem to be a problem if you can't find a girlfriend...

Lu Que, who was on the side, asked at this moment: "Since you are not a ghost, what is going on with this haunted house?"

The male ghost groaned: "Well, this is not marketing. I am a bachelor, and no one burns paper money when I die, so I discussed with a few wild ghosts around and decided to start my own business. Such a big house, It’s a pity that it’s empty, so they said that it’s better to use it as a haunted house, which just happens to provide some jobs. You don’t know, there are many wild ghosts in the capital that no one supports, and the gap between rich and poor is also very large, and the market economy is very special. Falling behind, some are worse off than me."

Lu Que was silent for a while, and Tuanjieyi didn't know what to say: "...Then those figures that people saw when passing by at night..."

The male ghost scratched his head: "Before starting a business, there must be a mobilization meeting."

Lu Que said with a sullen face, "Do you know why we are here today?"

The male ghost was stunned, his eyes swept across his room that was smashed by Wei Xi, he clutched his aching arm, and looked at Wei Xi, who was the fiercest in the room, tremblingly: "Yes...is it to investigate our tax evasion? ? We must admit that we are wrong, but, but the leader, how much should this tax rate be paid? And we just opened our business, and we didn’t actually make much money..."

"..." Lu Que couldn't listen anymore, and interrupted in a deep voice, "Someone ran into evil in this haunted house of yours, and the ghosts followed him all the way to his house, disturbing his peace, don't you know that?!"

The little fat man's expression changed drastically immediately, and he pointed at the sky and slapped his legs to defend: "Impossible! Impossible! How could we do this! The customer is God!"

As soon as the words fell, Lu Wenqing suddenly yelled outside the door: "Ruan Shixing! Ruan Shixing! Wake up!!"

The male ghost was dumbfounded, Lu Que ignored him, and immediately turned and went out. Wei Xi gave him a cold look, and rushed with his apprentice. As soon as he arrived at the living room, he saw Ruan Shixing hugging Lu Wenqing tightly, and Lu Wenqing was in a state of disorientation Waving the mahogany sword in his hand wildly, the scene is full of emotion and indescribable.

Tuanjieyi was shocked: "What's going on!"

When Lu Wenqing saw them, he immediately explained loudly: "I don't know what's going on! Ruan Shixing was sitting here and suddenly got up and wanted to go in. I must have pulled him! But he actually fought with me. With the mahogany sword, he hugged me immediately—ah!!”

He screamed, it turned out that Ruan Shixing bit his shoulder, felt the pain, and immediately struggled harder.Ruan Shixing laughed, his handsome face smiled softly and charmingly for no reason, and he repeated softly: "Let's go in and play~"

Lu Que lowered his face: "Possessed."

The little fat ghost muttered in disbelief: "This...how is this possible?!"

Wei Xi quickly stepped forward and kicked Ruan Shixing's vest.

The possessed Ruan Shixing was kicked and screamed, turned his head resentfully, saw Wei Xi's appearance clearly, and his expression immediately became ferocious: "Where did the yellow-haired boy come from..."

Before he finished speaking, there was a bang, Wei Xi's fist was already attached to his face, this fist was very fierce, full of unwillingness to eat the little fat ghost just now, it actually beat the muscles of Ruan Shixing's entire face to the ground. sideways.Ruan Shixing cried out in pain, let go of Lu Wenqing who was tightly hugging him, and concentrated on fighting Wei Xi.

Lu Wenqing regained his freedom. Because he couldn't bear to hurt Fa Xiaoer's body, his shoulders were covered with blood. Fearful and worried, he threw the mahogany sword towards Wei Xi: "Wei Xi! I will lend you my mahogany sword!"

Sure enough, Wei Xi took the mahogany sword, and the action that followed was——

A sword was drawn on Ruan Shixing's face.

Lu Wenqing: "..."

Ruan Shixing was thrown backwards, Wei Xi threw down his sword, and started beating violently as soon as he was riding on him, punching to the flesh, without any concern that this body was actually his own thoughts.

How could Ruan Shixing beat him before? He was punched countless times in the blink of an eye. His clothes and hairstyle were messed up, his face was distorted, nosebleeds dripped from his nostrils, and he opened his mouth to howl crazily, wanting to bite Wei. Xi, who knew that his head was hugged instead, and he was desperately pulling upwards!

Ruan Shixing: "Ahhh!"

It took Wei Xi a while to realize that it was actually a person, and angrily gave up the idea of ​​tearing off the other person's head, opened his palm and slapped that face, and then took advantage of Ruan Shixing's dizziness from the beating, raised his hand With a pull, a black shadow was directly pulled out from Ruan Shixing's body!

The shape of this black shadow was strange, its cry was very shrill, and its face was very frightening, it was undoubtedly a ghost.

Lu Wenqing was already injured and very weak. When he saw it, he immediately rolled his eyes and passed out.

food!

Wei Xi didn't care how terrible the other party's screams were, grabbed the other party's foot and beat it on the ground crazily, until the ghost fell unconscious, then rubbed it and bit off its head.

Everyone present: "..."

The little fat ghost who watched the audience: "..."

The ghost's head was bitten off, but his body was still struggling crazily. Wei Xi tore off a piece and yelled at Unity: "Teacher! Disciple!"

Tuanjieyi knew what he wanted to do, and this time he was not so frightened that he fainted, but he still looked ashen, with resistance written all over his body: "I...I don't want to eat..."

Wei Xi clicked his tongue, this apprentice of his is good at everything, but picky eaters make him very dissatisfied.

Wei Xi said: "Why are you so self-willed when you join my family? You don't eat this, and you don't eat that."

Tuanjieyi was accused of breaking down: "No, I, I, I, Master, how can anyone eat this!"

Wei Xi frowned, wondering if that's the case, glanced at the indifferent Lu Que aside, coveted the other party's yang energy, and thought that the other party didn't stop him this time like he met the little fat ghost just now, so he stretched out his hand: "You Try it?"

Lu Que looked at him with complicated eyes for a while, as if examining the intention of his action, and after confirming that he was really sharing the food, he finally reached out to take it. Although his face was full of disgust, he still took a bite meaningfully.

Unity: "..."

Difficult... Could it be that the abnormal person is me! ?

Wei Xi was about to use this to teach unity and righteousness, when he heard a groan from the ground, looked down, and found that Ruan Shixing had woken up leisurely.

There is really no good flesh on his face right now, his cheeks are swollen, his mouth is tilted to one side, his nostrils are still dripping with nosebleeds, no matter how much he opens his eyes, they can only be narrowed into a thin slit.

Tuanjieyi: "..." To be honest, this looks worse than being possessed by a ghost.

Ruan Shixing no longer had the memory of what happened just now. The moment he opened his eyes, what he saw was Wei Xi who was riding on him, holding a writhing black object and staring blankly at it.

He was silent for a while, and opened his mouth. For some reason, he felt that his heart was beating like a drum, and the small slit-like eyes were sparkling: "Wei Xi, you..."

Wei Xi: "Do you want to apply for a card?"

"..." Ruan Shixing was silent for a while, "No, I am..."

Before he finished speaking, he suddenly tilted his head and passed out again. Wei Xi looked suspiciously at Lu Que who suddenly stepped forward to hit someone.

Lu Que was silent for a while, then withdrew his hand that struck Ruan Shixing's neck, frowning and urged: "Eat quickly, don't be seen."

Wei Xi immediately rubbed the ghost finely, and bit off most of it in one bite, leaving only two legs that were still bouncing in his hands.

The little chubby ghost who was watching the whole process was finally frightened by this scene and collapsed. Fearing that he would be eaten next, he knelt down crying bitterly and swore to the sky: "Master! Master! You believe me! I swear to Guanyin Bodhisattva, I I really don’t know who this guy is! I’m not in charge of the recruitment! What’s more, we have only opened for a short time, this ghost must have not passed the probationary period, he is just a temporary worker!!”

Weisika Bakaba chewed and looked at his white and fat flesh.

The little chubby ghost trembled all over, thinking that he would not believe it, and almost collapsed from crying: "I'm just a fat house! Playing games is already very happy! I don't even dare to steal a kiss from a female guest, how could I harm someone?" Ah!! You must believe me!!"

Unity: "..."

It seems that his colleagues usually secretly kiss female customers on the mouth...