Old Fogey Goes Down The Mountain

Tuanjieyi was so excited that everyone who was facing the enemy felt helpless. Master Feng Boyu complained: "I am really ignorant and fearless, do you know what the devil world is? How dare you even say such outrageous words?" .”

Tuanjieyi didn't know much about the demon world, and it seemed difficult to solve what he said, and his enthusiasm for trying to learn from his master to protect the world finally faded: "What is this Asura, I've never heard of it before, Not as famous as my master, our Taicang Sect has more than 1000 employees..."

Uncle Feng rolled his eyes wildly when he heard this: "The Asura world seldom talks about millions of Mara monsters. You think they are unknown. He honestly lived in the Demon Realm for thousands of years and did not cause too many disasters to the human world. In fact, if there is no way of heaven, these millions of demons are enough to subvert the human world when organized by themselves. Bo Xun's ability is even more impressive Unexpectedly powerful, even the Buddha can do nothing to him. Don’t think that your Taicang sect can cure beriberi and you are invincible in the world. Your master and ancestors probably wouldn’t dare to talk nonsense about such a big talk against the entire demon world. You are a small human being. With the so-called more than 1000 employees... I'm afraid that before Bo Xun comes forward, any Warcraft will be chewed in one bite."

Uncle Feng is very concerned about unity and righteousness. This person especially protects the interests of his own people, because he and Yu Shi entered Taicangzong and divided up Wei Dedao's work.And I don't know what kind of education they received to grow up. The three views are extremely strange. They are obviously engaged in feudal superstition business, and they usually offer incense and tribute to their own Taoist gods in the morning and evening. They can be replaced by their decent stars. Mortals The respect that gods should have is not seen at all.

As a result, Feng Bo especially wanted to fight for unity whenever he had the opportunity.

As expected, there was a hesitant expression on Tuanjieyi's face.

Master Yu knew the strength of his partner, and when he thought of Unite Yi's frequent helping others recently, he couldn't help but persuade Uncle Feng, "Why do you bother to ridicule him so much, a person in cultivation can have the world in mind, regardless of his ability, it is a quality worthy of admiration .”

As a result, less than three seconds after his voice fell to the ground, he saw Tuanjieyi tugging at the hem of his master's clothes: "Master, I think it's better to forget it. Picking up mobile phones and catching thieves is a good thing with a small investment and a big return. If you do a lot, say It is not allowed to go to the news and take the pennant, which will help our sect to promote. But if it is replaced by such a powerful opponent, the investment is large and the return is small, and it may cause employee casualties. If it is not rescued, it will even be awarded the title of martyr of the country No, it’s not worth it from an economic point of view.”

Feng Bo: "..."

Rain Master: "..."

Is this guy's chaotic justice stance learned in the sociology of capital?So what was the purpose of trying to be a good person and do good deeds before?

Unity and Retirement played vigorously, Feng Bo was speechless on the one hand, and on the other hand he was beaten by Wei Xi before, and he was quite dismissive of his groundless worry that Wei Xi would desperately go to save the world : "Don't worry, your master won't have such a plan."

Although Xingxiu doesn't deal with the mortal world, he has heard of Taotie's fierce reputation. Now, in order to appease this fierce beast, it is ridiculous enough to include him in the list of auspicious beasts. To expect him to fight Mo Luo for the sake of the world?

But what surprised him was that Wei Xi did not immediately agree to Tuanyi's request to move out of the capital, but instead showed a thoughtful expression: "From this point of view, they are both harmful to the world and not protected by heaven." , Even the gods and Buddhas of the Heavenly Court will kill opponents quickly when they meet? I don’t know how many of them I can solve at the same time with my own strength.”

As soon as these words came out, not to mention Master Feng Boyu, even Shuo Zong immediately cast his attention on him.

Master Feng Boyu was full of astonishment, did this Taotie take the wrong medicine?Do you really have the idea of ​​​​protecting the world?

Shuo Zong also had complicated eyes flickering, and he really wanted to reach out and touch Wei Xi's head, but after the flickering, his rationality prevailed after all, and he did not encourage Wei Xi to fight for the cause of auspicious beasts this time: "I know What do you want to do, but there are so many Maras, and they are all born from evil thoughts in the world. It's an unrealistic idea."

Wei Xi had a regretful expression on his face when he heard his apprentice's words.

After all, Shuo Zong couldn't hold back and reached out to pat his head.

It seems that he really likes being a beast.

Tuanjieyi compared his own sentiments with his master's, and there was a slight shame on his face. Thinking of Uncle Feng's half-sarcasm just now, he glared at Uncle Feng even more angrily: "You are such a despicable villain, how can you understand my master?" Benevolence!"

Feng Bo: "..."

Uncle Feng was rarely angry, but was a bit dazed by his scolding.

I didn't expect that this ancient ferocious beast could do this for the human world. In comparison, it is really too despicable for them to choose fallen demon gods because they have no followers.

In the silence, Wei Xi regretfully locked the phone screen with Mo Luo's photo on it.

Although things like Mo Luo should have spiritual intelligence, since they can kill gods, he should be able to kill them as an auspicious beast.There are not many existences that are harmful to the human world and do not protect animals. Li Gui is one of them, but the number is rare, and it is too difficult to come across. Like Mo Luo, there are actually millions of them.

In the introduction, the photographer of the photo claimed that the unknown person he met was at least two meters tall. Other people who did not have a photo also said that the mysterious person they met was tall.From this point of view, this group of moluos in the demon world are still strong.

Wei Xi looked back at his big apprentice Tuanjieyi who was also more than two meters tall, and his eyes swept over Tuanjieyi's strong body that could not be concealed by a thick winter coat.

Apprentices can't eat it, of course, but Mo Luo can, with the size of Tuan Yiyi... and then substitute into those Mo Luo's identities...

The body is strong and the fat is rich. It must be delicious after roasting and eating with cumin and salt.

When Tuanjieyi was moved, he shivered inexplicably, and immediately met his master's mysterious but very focused eyes.

The unreasonable chill was immediately forgotten by him, and Tuanyiyi was moved to show a silly and sweet smile—the younger brother was clearly present, but the master still did not forget to pay attention to me, and his expression was so gentle.

Sure enough, as the No. 60 third-generation disciple of the Taicang Sect, Master still cares about me.

*****

The country responded quickly in terms of information dissemination, and it didn't take long for the rumor-refusing information of many accounts to overwhelm the speculation about the identity of the mysterious unknown person.

When everyone arrived in Wuhua, even the car radio station participated in the incident, and the radio host's tone was relaxed and even a little teasing——

"Hey Xiaohu (partner), do you know that there is a hot news recently, saying that there are a group of trick lovers who didn't have enough fun on Halloween, and recently they are wearing strange outfits to scare citizens everywhere."

Her partner sighed and replied—

"It's understandable to have fun, but it's not good to scare strangers for your own happiness. This kind of behavior should still be condemned."

"But everyone should not take it lightly. It seems that some illegal gangs have taken advantage of this incident to imitate the crime. When you encounter similar suspicious persons, you should not get too close without knowing their identities, so as not to be stolen in a panic. wallet."

Shuo Zong stopped the car and turned off the broadcast of the radio station, wanting to know that the relevant units had already launched actions against this crisis.

The people who received the rumor-refuting news were no longer frightened. There were already various panic speculations on the Internet filled with condemnation of these "trick lovers". Suspected of breaking the law to guess where their sophisticated and realistic equipment is custom-made.

The strong ability of human beings to accept has once again defeated the fear of the unknown.

They don't know that under the laughter, there are many people's anxiety.

Of course, Ning Tian also got the news that all Ruishou in the company put down all the work at hand and held an emergency meeting under the organization of several special departments.

Since the demon world is good at hiding traces, the meeting has not yet discussed the process.

The local Taoist priests in Wuhua also got the news that ordinary practitioners have limited abilities and have never been planned into the highest action team. Therefore, they have no better way to deal with Mo Luo's sudden appearance.

Compared with Mara, who still doesn't know where it is, the drought in Wuhua is obviously a more imminent matter.

Kuang Zhiming, who came to meet Wei Xi and his group, had a dejected expression on his face: "It's really out of the way, let's forget about the Liandu Temple, the old Taoist Quan's faction has a very effective secret method of praying for rain, who knows that we are opening here The altar has done the Dharma for a whole day, but there is no rain. It stands to reason that Wuhua is not far from the capital, and the rain is moderate in previous years, so it shouldn’t be such a dry place.”

What they said seemed to be that they didn't know the cause of the drought, and Tuanyiyi couldn't help asking his master with some doubts: "Isn't the Daoist Association cooperating with Ning Tian? Why don't you know that Ning Tian caught Fei Yi here?" ?”

He wanted to ask a long time ago, these Taoists are obviously superstitious, but they don't seem to know a lot of things. The real body is not very clear.

Wei Xi shook his head, his mind was not strong enough for him to think about such a profound question, but the second apprentice seemed to know the inside story, and he just explained to them calmly: "Although these Taoist priests run Taoist temples and claim to be practitioners, they also have a rough understanding of Taoism. But in fact, they have not really stepped into the path of cultivation, they are just a group of mortals who have entered the world. There are too many variables for mortals, and it may not be a good thing for them to know some things."

After the collapse of the Dao of Heaven, the practice world has been completely destroyed. Even Wei De Dao, who was once known as No. 1 in the Mahayana period, no longer has a long life after his spiritual energy has dissipated.

This is the worst era for practitioners, so that it is difficult for the descendants of today's practitioners to think about the past scenery of their ancestors, and most of them even feel that the era mentioned in the documents left in the past is full of fiction.Just because they don't have spiritual support today, let alone stepping into the Mahayana, they can't even do the foundation building and bigu, so how can they believe in a more miraculous state than this?

If you don't build a foundation and bigu, you can't break away from the world. However, there are too many temptations in the world, and people's hearts are unpredictable. Even in the team of practitioners, there are many speculators who devote themselves to studying in the name of religion.Therefore, even in the past, the monks in the Taoist temples that worship the gods and the incense of the gods are not in the same world as the practice sects in the mountains, let alone the new society where information is exploding and materialistic.

Otherwise, why would Ning Tian's auspicious beasts work so hard to develop their followers and virtues?Wouldn't it be better to just show your real body and let people worship it?

All in all, for the stability of contemporary society, some existences that do not conform to the core values ​​of society can only be known to a very few mortals. Contemporary practitioners who have no real power and whose organizations are marginalized are obviously not in the special scope.

As for Xuanwu Qinglong and Yincao Yamen Division...

Alas, the world is unpredictable.

Of course, Wei Xi definitely didn't understand this.

He is still very pleased because his Taicang sect has finally officially joined the Daoist Association.

Tuanjieyi began to struggle: "Does that mean we can't tell them the identity of Master Ruishou?"

He also wanted to take these Taoist priests together to flatter his master.

Shuo Zong glanced at Wei Xi, worried about Wei Xi's feelings, not sure whether to stick to the previous principles, but before he could speak, Wei Xi quickly said to Tuanjieyi: "Don't be so high-profile!"

As soon as Tuanjieyi heard that his master didn't care about fame and wealth, his eyes immediately sparkled: "Our master is amazing! It really is an auspicious beast! I am so awesome, but I don't have any worldly vanity. I am really a mortal. Compared with you It's too far away!"

Shuo Zong also had a gentle expression on his face: "He is a person who understands the general situation."

Shuo Zong's emotions were complicated. Wei Xi had always longed to be an auspicious beast, but now he changed his identity verbally, and his behavior changed completely. Just now, he wanted to fight against Mo Luo for the sake of the world, but now he wants to fight for the peace of society. Yexing, restraining his nature like this, does not know how much he cherishes his identity as an auspicious beast.

When he thought about this, he wanted to sigh more and more, if one day Wei Xi knew the truth...

Wei Xi gritted his teeth vigilantly in his sorrow, for fear that Kuang Zhiming in front of him could hear a little bit of what the big apprentice said just now.

At the beginning, he really thought about whether he should show his identity and apply to various departments for special policies of Taicangzong, such as asking the state to reduce business tax for his family, etc. He also worried that he would not be able to reveal his true identity for the time being, and he didn't know if he could These departments cannot be trusted.

But now this idea has completely disappeared, I just wish I could hide it more low-key, otherwise the streets will be full of eyes staring at him for doing good deeds, and next time there is work like rain, people will rely on him. Ruishou, guarding the world is his job, what if he refuses to give him money!Taicangzong now has to support more than 1000 employees, and also has to pay the training fees of Master Fengboyu, which is already very difficult to maintain!

damn it!It's really worthless the more you think about it.I don't know what evil I did in my previous life, so I want to be such a thing in this life.

*******

There is no doubt about the severity of the drought in Wuhua. Towns and cities are so difficult that they can only supply water intermittently. Although it is winter, the dry air is no less lethal than the scorching sun in midsummer. Many local residents can see the faces on the side of the road There are traces of dry cracks, the plants in the green belt are even more miserable, even the weeds with strong vitality are yellow, and the land is cracked like tortoise shells. Obviously, the power of the local government is not enough to take care of people other than humans. Other creatures.

At the ceremony site, today's rain-seeking activity still yielded nothing, and there was some confusion, because some local leaders heard about this activity and came to reprimand the department that organized the Daoist Association to Wuhua.

"Who approved the venue!"

"Do you know that this incident has been photographed and posted on the Internet! How bad is the impact!"

"The disaster of the Wuhua drought is bad enough! You also took the lead in creating feudal superstition! It's just discrediting us!"

When Wei Xi asked Kuang Zhiming, he found out that it turned out that there was too much movement in the Dharma altar where the Taoist priests prayed for rain recently, and some local people discovered it, but they just begged and begged with great fanfare but failed to see results. Honglai took a photo and posted it on social media to mock him.

Due to the drought, there were no recreational activities in the local area, and the residents who were severely affected by the disaster were under a lot of pressure.

As a result, not to mention the Wuhua locality, even the Taoist priests of the Beijing Taoist Association were deeply affected.

Kuang Zhiming sighed: "It's our fault that we are not good at learning, and we have discredited the Daoist Association."

The arrival of Taicang Zong's group attracted a lot of attention. The leader who cursed people was in a very bad mood. He was very angry when he saw Kuang Zhiming's Taoist robes, but his anger was more about the plight of the local disaster. He has an outstanding appearance and extraordinary temperament, so he still tries to be polite: "Where did you invite the master? We really can't do things anymore."

Wei Xi thought that he was an auspicious beast now, so he didn't care about his attitude, coupled with his eagerness to make money, he quickly launched Fengbo Yushi: "We don't do anything, we are here to make artificial rainfall."

Cursing leader: "????"

Invite the leaders of the Taoist Mission: "?????"

The priests who met their eyes and heard the notice in advance also said: "..."

Wasn't the chief of the guard a joke on the phone?

The angry leader was very confused, no, it’s fine for you to practice feudal superstition. Is it too much for feudal superstition and scientific research to develop together?

The priests sighed one after another. Ever since they met Taicang Zong, a colleague who could not be regarded with normal thinking, they seemed to be in the dilemma of wanting to explain to laymen but not knowing how to speak.

However, since they are here to engage in artificial rainfall, the attitude of the angry leader has improved a bit, and he said with a soft expression: "...I'm sorry, I vented my anger before, and I would like to ask, how is your qualifications? There have been successful rainfalls before. experience?"

Although Feng Bo and Yu Shi were not too happy to be introduced as experts in rainfall, they still showed quite full confidence when asked about their expertise: "Qualification? Let's put it this way, since we entered this industry, we have experienced a lot of rainfall. It’s never been unsuccessful.”

Wuhua is drought these days, and the local area has tried to apply for artificial rainfall, but the city is too small and the natural conditions are limited, so it has not been able to apply.So upon hearing this, the leader immediately showed joy on his face: "In front of you?"

Wei Xi waved his hand: "Full refund if unsuccessful!"

This is really a very strong promise. How can you dare to speak like this if you have no skills?Seeing this, the leader at least comforted him a little.

At the same time, he continued to get angry at his subordinates with a dark face: "If you mess around, don't you have to believe in natural science?"

Several leaders who organized the rain event have regretted it a bit, and were scolded for a long time——

"Hey! I don't know who came up with the idea to invite the Taoist Association."

"I just said, what's the use of feudal superstition? In the end, it doesn't depend on technology."

But they were actually wronged in their hearts. Wuhua hadn't rained a drop for several months. If there was no other way, who would pin their hopes on praying to God and worshiping Buddha?

Feng Bo and Yu Shi are in the team behind Wei Xi. Gods, even if they are fallen demons, they look very different from ordinary people. Kuang Zhiming always peeps at them along the way, and now he is at the scene of Xiangtan , the others stared at it for a long time, but couldn't hold it back after all, and asked, "Fellow Daoist Wei, are you sure that the two you brought here are experts in artificial rainfall?"

These two gods have fallen into demons, and their real identities must not be known to their peers, Wei Xi nodded.

The Taoists sighed. Sure enough, in modern society, scientism, praying to gods and worshiping Buddha is outdated. If you really want to pray for rain, you still have to rely on science and technology.

Then he looked left and right, looked up and down, looked at Master Feng Boyu, and felt that something was wrong: "If that's the case, then what are you bringing them here for?"

Although they are superstitious people who have never studied such things as artificial rainfall, they probably know that it takes a lot of effort to shoot cannonballs and the like.

At this time, the leader was also about to leave, and asked suspiciously as he walked: "By the way, I remember that the Meteorological Bureau told me that due to the drought in Wuhua, there are very few clouds in the sky above. I am not very professional, so I don't understand this. Anyway, what they mean is that there is no rainfall condition, can the two experts guarantee the success of the rainfall in this case?"

Feng Bo snorted coldly: "What is this?"

He is a professional in the cloud.

The leader can be relieved, the cultural people who engage in science have a different tone, and they don't hesitate like these feudal superstitious people, so they invited: "It's not too late, let's go to the Meteorological Bureau."

Wei Xi froze for a moment: "What are you doing there?"

lead:"???"

The leader hesitated and said: "...the equipment and catalysts for rain..."

Wei Xi didn't understand this, so he said directly: "If you don't need to waste those skills, just let them do it here."

lead:"……"

The leader stopped in his tracks, his eyes gradually filled with suspicion, wait a minute, aren't this group of people really liars?

The priests also said: "..."

So after all, you still have to practice it?

Both sides were stunned, and seeing Wei Xi's signal, Uncle Feng went straight to the incense altar, took out a fan from nowhere, and waved it vigorously towards the sky.

The priests froze for a moment, their eyes gradually widened.

Wait, don't light incense and don't burn fire, this method is...

The leader is also full of doubts, isn't the trick of the new liar a bit too strange?

Then, right under their noses, with the waving of Feng Bo's pocket fan, the cloudless sky turned gloomy little by little.

A large number of dark clouds were blown from nowhere, covering up the originally dazzling sunlight little by little.

Immediately, Yu Shi went up to Feng Bo's side, took out something unknown, let go, and turned into a stream of light and flew straight into the sky.

This weird scene made everyone present except Taicangzong raise their heads in a daze.

Immediately afterwards, the leader who was furious before suddenly raised his hand and wiped his face.

He slowly spread out his palms and held them up in front of him.

But before he could see what the wet feeling on his face was just now, there was a heart-piercing roar from a passer-by who didn't know where—

"It's raining!!!!!!"

When the leader heard the scream, his whole body trembled, and he looked at Wei Xi beside him in a daze: "Wei... Daoist Wei..."

Wei Xi: "Huh?"

The leader thought of what he said just now, and felt his face hurt: "...is this the artificial rain you said?"

Wei Xi froze for a moment, afraid of being found out that his sect had taken in fallen demons: "What do you mean, isn't this formal enough?"

lead:"……"

Is this a formal or informal question?This is obviously unscientific!Artificial rainfall, this is obviously a manifestation of the gods, okay!

Wei Xi looked at his expression of broken worldview, and didn't show any sympathy at all. Instead, he became more vigilant, and his expression became serious: "Wait, you don't want to give money, do you?"

Ever since he learned about the responsibility of Rui Beast from his big apprentice, he has been very worried that this day will come to him, but has it finally come? !no!Ruishou also has a bottom line!Absolutely no money!

lead:"……"

What's going on with this Daoist, can we communicate?

*****

The continuous drizzle came unexpectedly, silently covering the arid city.

The rain in Wuhua is normal in previous years. Before encountering this drought, no one expected that a rain that is usually visible would trigger a carnival in the whole city.

But at this moment, countless residents walked out of their homes in disbelief, feeling the long-awaited humidity. They no longer complained that the rainwater wet their clothes that were soiled just after drying them outside the window, and they no longer bothered that the ground with stagnant water would affect their lives. When walking, they even refused to hold an umbrella, letting the raindrops fall on their heads.

Young children screamed with ecstasy, and even many drivers who were driving pulled over, rolled down the windows and stuck their heads out to look at the sky.

"It's raining!!!"

Cheers came and went one after another, Feng Bo and Yu Shi stopped their movements and looked towards the crowd gathering area, their pupils reflected those jumping figures.

The Rain Master chuckled: "It's been a long time since I saw this scene. Although the world no longer needs us for worship, it feels good to give them rain once in a while."

The falling rain failed to wet him, and was blocked at a distance of more than two centimeters from him, and then fell obediently to Wang's feet.

Uncle Feng was also dry all over, but his expression was a little colder than his. Although he didn't answer, he also looked at the place where his eyes were looking and didn't turn his eyes away.

The Taoist priests present were so startled that their minds went blank. The way to make rain has existed since ancient times, but who has ever heard that it can be done with a fan without incense?At first they were not sure, but at this time, which cultivator can not guess the identity of the two people in front of them?

All the Taoist priests suddenly felt that Alexander didn't know how to deal with it, and his knees also faintly softened.

Someone finally couldn't help it, and said tremblingly: "Rain...Rain God..."

In the end, before he could kneel down, Uncle Feng in front had put away his fan and glared at him fiercely: "What are you screaming for!"

The merit of rain has come quickly, and a thin layer of golden light floats in front of the two of them. Uncle Feng glanced at it. Compared with Wei Dedao's body, this merit is like a drop in the ocean.

Tsk, the rain is really hopeless.

Uncle Feng angrily reprimanded the stinky Taoist priest who wanted to kidnap him and continue to work in his old profession: "I figured it out! We are professional in beriberi! The rain falls casually!"

Taoists: "?????"

*******

As a result, at the same time, the phone in Shuo Zong's pocket began to vibrate crazily.

He took it out and saw that Xia Shouren's name jumped on the screen eagerly.

After connecting, the panicked voice of the other party almost pierced the sky——

"Old bastard!!! Are you going to be transformed now!!!"

Shuo Zong: "What?"

Xia Shouren: "We all guessed wrong!!! That group of demons didn't come to the capital, they diverted to you Wuhua on the way!!!!"

Shuo Zong frowned suddenly, then sensed something, and quickly raised his head to look at the sky.

In his extraordinarily clear and keen perception, he faintly felt a little black devil energy, which was indeed rushing towards Wuhua from the direction of the capital.

Why are these maras here?What are you doing here?

********

"Hahahaha!"

"Hahahaha!"

Dozens of Moro waved their pitch-black cloaks through the forest.

The annoyed demon opened his bloody mouth and screamed loudly: "The Shura Bird has felt the breath of the Demon King!! The Demon King has left the capital of the world! Going in this direction!!!!"

The other Mara who followed shouted together: "Long live the devil! Long live the devil!!!"

"There is a human town ahead!!!" A little Mo Luo yelled, "His Majesty the Annoying Demon! Are we going to go through it!"

At this time, the troubled demon has seen the bright future of his own demon world's domination of the world, and shouted without hesitation: "What are you afraid of! The way of heaven has collapsed, and no one can do anything to Asura!!! We are the masters of this world!! You forget What about the screams heard on the way to the human capital! The fear of all things is our food! Go through it! I can’t wait!!!”

The younger brother at the bottom was extremely excited by his yelling, and yelled, "The way of heaven has collapsed!"

"Humans are afraid of Asura!"

"We are the masters of the world!!"

"Scream!! Human!!!!"

So a group of Moro appeared in the town together bouncing around, and looked at the passers-by with ferocious faces.

Sure enough, there was a high-pitched scream.

Hearing the intracranial orgasm, the vexatious demon couldn't help closing his eyes, enjoying the fear that was about to succeed.

Three seconds later, he opened his eyes in doubt, what about fear?

I saw that the person who screamed just now had already taken off a shoe on his foot and threw it towards him——

"Fuck! Thieves gang! No public morals!"

Annoyance Demon: "????"

Before he could react, the person who lost the shoe had already run far away with one bare foot, and called someone while running: "Xiao Fang! Hurry up and close the windows at home! The group of thieves mentioned on the Internet The gang has come to our town X! Mom! The props are really well-made! Fortunately, I reacted quickly so that my wallet was not stolen!"

Annoyance Demon: "????"