Old Fogey Goes Down The Mountain

To be honest, when Wei Xi first found out that he was an auspicious animal, apart from not knowing where the uneasiness came from, Wei Xi still knew objectively that it was a good thing.

After all, from before, he always thought that he was a lonely ghost, who was born and died naked, and occasionally dreamed that he was fighting or confronting others in his dreams. Looking at the picture in the dream that he was so hungry that he even ate mud, he looked alive. Sometimes it doesn't look like it's going well.

Therefore, Wei Xi analyzed his past based on these chaotic memories in the past, and probably concluded that he might not be very popular.

This is by no means a pleasant realization.

It's just that he usually doesn't bother with this problem.

In the muddle-headed life, I can't find more pursuits other than eating and sleeping. Even when I am bored, I stare at the sky in a daze, and my mind is blank.

From this point of view, it seems that it is just a living creature that does not know why it was born and does not have much meaning for survival. Like Fengyang Xian and many other foods that he once ate, it may even be a second-level national protection The wild boar essence of animals is not comparable, at least the country that hunts and kills wild boars at will will come forward to sanction and fine, but the target is replaced by Fengyang Xian, who devours and kills itself, but Lin Hanyang's family will regard it as a hero.

But such a him suddenly became an auspicious beast that guards the world. The second apprentice also told him that he used to have many, many followers.

When Wei Xi described the definition of Ruishou to his disciples in the dark room that day, it was difficult to describe exactly what kind of emotion he was feeling at that time, but he was not happy anyway.

Kindness, auspiciousness, protection of all beings, and much love.

These words that he had never thought about him suddenly hit his head, which even made him feel unspeakably uneasy.

It seemed that he suddenly got something that he wanted to have very, very much, but this possession was too illusory. He was cautious, but still felt that he would not be able to grasp it one day.

until this moment!

Until this moment! !

Wei Xi counted, from the outside of the Ningtian office building all the way to the top floor, he helped a total of seven mortals at the request of the big apprentice.

At the end of the help, his eyes were straightened, his forehead was clouded with clouds, and several times he could not stop feeling restless and murderous, but as soon as he heard the apprentice beside him, "As expected of an auspicious beast", "Master, I must "Learn from you" flattery, this irritable mood will suddenly be immobilized like a monkey trapped at the foot of Wuzhi Mountain.

Plus those mortals in Ning Tian Company who thanked him repeatedly after receiving his help.

So in the end, all Wei Xi could do was try to avoid these people who were always in trouble.

He now has a whole new sense of his new identity.

So the ancient mythical beast Taotie Weixi, on the first day of his success as an auspicious beast for thousands of years.

The idea of ​​resignation came to mind.

******

On the side, his good apprentice was moved to tears when he saw his master busy like this. Thinking that the two beside him seemed to be auspicious beasts, he couldn't help but raised his hand and patted Bi Fang and Chongming on the shoulders: "The world can be so beautiful , all thanks to you auspicious beasts."

The two auspicious beasts who were made dreamy by Wei Xi's behavior said: "...Thank you."

After Tuan Yiyi praised them, he changed the subject and began to slap on the ground again: "But I finally know why my master's reputation in modern times is greater than yours."

Bi Fang Chongming: "...why?"

Isn't it because the ancient ferocious beasts are scarce and destructive, compared with ordinary auspicious beasts like them, they have left a deeper impression on human beings throughout the ages?

Tuanjieyi: "Of course it's because my master is more merciful. Look at the pile of documents that the man was holding in his arms just now fell to the ground. You two didn't even move. My master did it in the end."

Bi Fang Chongming: "..."

As a god, Ruishou overlooks the world, guarding the world and doing a great job of protecting the environment. Who told you that you must help human beings?It's fine to save lives, but to pick up documents...?Little brother, this is moral kidnapping, do you know that?

Unity Yimei said: "But I'm just talking, I don't mean to put pressure on you. A company has advanced employees and backward elements. My master is so famous, and he is obviously Daxiangrui. He belongs to the group of advanced employees. It's understandable that Ruishou's performance is not as good as his, so don't be discouraged, both of you, just work hard in the future."

Bi Fang Chongming: "..."

They were once an ancient auspicious beast, why in this mortal's mouth, compared with the fierce beast, they became "little" auspicious? !

Bi Fang had never been wronged so much in his life, but he was concerned about Wei Xier's identity as the boss, and didn't know how to refute it.

Chongming was not as sensible as him, and his forehead was full of red hair, and his head was on fire——this is unreasonable!It's fine if you can't fight, how can you fall behind in your job!

Enthusiastically, she stepped forward and snatched the document that the employee was holding in the arms of the employee mentioned in the words of unity: "Which department do you belong to?! I'll send it there for you!"

The employee whose files were robbed: "????"

Doesn't this beautiful high-level leader usually take the route of indifference, aloofness and independence?Sometimes when you meet people head-on, you won’t even respond to being greeted. Did you take the wrong medicine today? !

Chongming left with the trembling lucky one, and Tuanjieyi turned to Weixi with admiration on his face: "Master, it's really not easy for you to be auspicious beasts."

Wei Xi stared straight at him.

He was still wondering if he had made a mistake in those stupid things he did.After all, although his mind is not good, he can sometimes figure out some dry things after thinking about it. For example, helping people pick up mobile phones and documents seems to have nothing to do with defending the right way in the world?

But before this idea had time to unfold, Chongming gave him a slap in the face.

Rui Beast!Actually!Also help humans!take!arts!pieces!

So what is the purpose of being an auspicious beast?

Taotie Weixi, an ancient mythical beast, wanted to resign more and more on the first day he was successfully employed as Ruishou.

What kind of auspicious beast.

Wouldn't it be nice to be a carefree Fengyang fairy?

******

On the top floor, Xia Shouren mourned the spring and the autumn: "The world is going downhill and the moral system is unstable. I never expected that in the end, I would not even be able to hold the bottom line of Ruishou and his party."

Shuo Zong turned a deaf ear and went into a trance, thinking about Wei Xi's uneasy look that day when he was wrapped in the quilt and fell asleep.

Wei Xi may not even know what kind of longing he has when he speaks those words.

The ancient ferocious beasts were not favored by the heavens. Wherever they went, they would be shunned and feared by all things. Compared with the auspicious beasts, their treatment was like that of a stepmother.

Shuo Zong first told this lie in order to stabilize Wei Xi's nature that was on the verge of collapse, but now that Wei Xi has come to Ningtian for official registration, the purpose has gradually changed to wanting to make up for Wei Xi. There are more regrets.

The love, believers, incense, worldly recognition that Ruishou possessed, Wei Xi never got all of them.

He can give these to the other party with one hand, but it's a pity that lies are still lies.

Shuo Zong propped his forehead and looked out of the window with a gloomy expression.

He was ready to tell the fairy tale with all his strength, at least to let Wei Xi truly enjoy a life that heaven has never given him for thousands of years.

But how long can this story be told?

If one day, Wei Xi knew the truth...how would he be hit.

Shuo Zong leaned back in his chair silently. Before the story started, he had already thought of the predicament he would face one day.

Until a burst of familiar footsteps interrupted his thoughts, Shuo Zong quickly recovered and looked up.

Ahead, Wei Xi who stepped into the office met his eyes.

They were silent for a moment at the same time, and they both saw the gloomy look on the other's face.

Two seconds later, Shuo Zong softened his expression and said in his heart, forget it, let's talk about the future.

Wei Xi also took a deep breath, and let it out slowly—resignation or something, Taicangzong still needs this identity to cooperate with Ning Tian, ​​so bear with it for now.

Xia Shouren: "?????"

Forget about Shuo Zong.

Why does Wei Xi also have the expression of enduring humiliation and anger to board a pirate ship? !What do you mean?Did being an auspicious beast feel wronged to you?

*********

Wei Xi tasted the bitterness of growing up at the moment when he decided to wrong himself to be an auspicious beast for the sake of the sect.

However, no one understood his bitterness at all.

Forget about Tuanjieyi, he was originally a brain-damaged man, and recently he suddenly found out that his second junior brother Yiser was serving others, and he was afraid that his position as the head disciple of the sect would be lost, so he frantically wanted to regain his master's favor.So I tried to find a way to cultivate my own magical skills of flattery, and I kept saying "Master is auspicious!" "Master is awesome!" "Master is the ruler of the world and the savior of the world!" It's going to stop spinning!"

At the same time, he is obsessed with helping others, let alone catching criminals such as thieves. When he sees an old lady who is about to cross the road on the road, he can't wait to step forward and carry her on his back.

Whenever Wei Xi wanted to open his mouth, he put a lot of pressure on him.

So I could only talk to the second apprentice instead: "Que Er, I don't want to be this auspicious beast anymore."

The second apprentice was very patient with him, and he also attached great importance to this topic when he heard it, and would ask him carefully, "Why?"

Wei Xi didn't know how to tell him, but in front of the second apprentice, he somehow didn't want to show his indifference to the world, so he could only explain vaguely: "I still don't think I'm suitable to be an auspicious beast."

When the second apprentice heard this, complex emotions similar to heartache would appear in his eyes, and at the same time he raised his hand to stroke his hair.

Then he straightened his head, held his face and looked at each other and said, "Wei Xi, you don't have to doubt yourself, I said you are an auspicious beast, so you must be an auspicious beast."

And show him Baidu Encyclopedia: "Look, hasn't the above been changed?"

Wei Xi: "..."

Although the hands holding his cheeks were very warm, and his apprentice's words were surprisingly firm and gentle, Wei Xi's pressure instantly became even greater.

This is not what I want to hear!

Weixi had no one to talk to, so he had to bear the burden of life silently, and had to leave for Wuhua to pray for rain as soon as possible under the request of Tuanjieyi.

Master Feng Boshui has been studying the treatment plan for beriberi and constipation at home recently, and asked Tuanyiyi to enroll himself in an online health care class. When he heard that he had to put down his homework to pray for rain, he was very reluctant: "I can't pass the time." Time to go again? The teacher is talking about the critical time of fungal treatment."

Wei Xi vented his anger at having to be an auspicious beast on their heads, and he jumped up and beat them up: "I haven't paid for my performance for so long in the sect, but I spent an extra amount of money for the online class. I don't want to do it here anymore!"

Wei Dedao pulled a sideways frame in the middle: "Xing Jun, my apprentice is still young..."

Tuanjieyi explained to his younger brother with admiration in his eyes: "Do you think that Master is angry for money? No! This is the instinct of Ruishou. He cares about the people who are still suffering from Wuhua, so he chooses to use such a brutal method." Treat the gods in the same way!"

Shuo Zong: "..."

Master Feng Boyu: "..."

Wuhua has been in drought for several months, and the altars opened by the priests of various Taoist associations have made no progress. When they learned that Wei Xi was coming, the priests were surprised: "Fellow Daoist Wei has found a new formation to pray for rain." law?"

Wei Xi turned his head to look at Uncle Feng, who was angry, bruised, and swollen. He thought that the other party had fallen into a demon and could not be called a decent god. He was afraid that his sect's excellent (?) reputation in the industry would be ruined, so he said: "Our company Two new experts who study artificial rainfall have been found."

Taoists: "????"

What is the Taoist temple of the Taicang sect doing? Everyone is doing superstition. Why did you suddenly turn to science?

Master Feng Boyu was also dissatisfied: "How can we be experts in artificial rainfall?"

Just as Wei Dedao wanted to say that introducing the two stars in this way is really bad, Uncle Feng said angrily: "Don't you try to destroy our cultivation merits, Master Yu and I have clearly changed careers to study beriberi."

Wei De said: "..."

Tuanjieyi was very dissatisfied: "What are you talking about? We are the first to study the treatment of beriberi! It's very interesting to share your business. Do you still want to be an expert? You go out and ask, the believers who have been invited Who doesn't say that my master cured him well!"

Wei De said: "... I have won the prize."

*********

Before the trip, there was another commotion on the Internet.

Someone posted a post claiming that he had encountered an unknown person with a strange appearance. There were only one or two posts at the beginning, which did not attract any large-scale attention. The number is too large to ignore.

Because the description words used by the posters are too scary, such as bloody mouth, two heads and three eyes, etc., it sounds so fantastic, and the netizens thought it was a joke they made up at first.

It wasn't until a blogger who reacted quickly after being frightened sent out photos that he didn't forget to snap while in a panic, and it was verified by a special person that the photos he took were not processed.

The panic on the Internet suddenly exploded like lit fireworks.

In just a few hours, that photo has been reposted by countless comments. The Internet department seems to have deleted the original blog post, but even so, it cannot stop the spontaneous screenshots and discussions of the people who eat melons. I glanced at the screenshot of the photo on the front page, and my hairs almost exploded in fright, so I called my master in a hurry: "Master, master! Look at this!"

Wei Xi glanced at it, and found that the photo seemed to be taken at night, and the lens was a little blurry, but it was not difficult to see that the protagonist in the center of the picture described a terrifying appearance.

Three eyes, lips grinning almost to the base of the ears, and a sharp, uneven horn on top of the head.

This person was also dressed strangely. He was wearing a scarlet cloak and was extremely tall. According to the blogger who took the photo, he was at least two meters tall.

Tuanjieyi covered his eyes and yelled: "Fuck, you are so ugly, Master, my eyes hurt!"

Wei Xi patted him, and he quickly took the opportunity to stick to him. This kid has a strong sense of crisis recently because his junior brother has successfully ascended to the position.

His junior brother didn't bother to talk to him at all, took a look at the phone in Wei Xi's hand, and immediately frowned: "Mo Luo?"

"What Moro?!"

Feng Bo and Sai Shi also approached, and when they saw the photo, they were shocked: "They are indeed from the Demon Realm! They haven't left the Demon Realm for thousands of years, how could they suddenly appear in the mortal world?!"

Shuo Zong looked through the content of the poster and the coordinates of the photos taken in various places: "They are approaching the direction of the capital."

Master Fengbo was taken aback: "The capital? Isn't that our location?!"

Shuo Zong nodded, his eyes gradually became serious: "They have found traces of Bo Xun."

The room was silent for a moment, and everyone had different expressions, but it was basically not relaxed.

Only Unity Yi gasped and panted, excited inexplicably: "Master! It's time for us to save the world!"