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Lin Yiren feels that life is full of surprises.

It's like being "confessed" by your roommate who lives with you tonight—the day of your ex-girlfriend's birthday.

The clock ticked, and Lin Yiren's heart was pounding. Looking at Tang Xiaomeng who was right in front of her eyes, her face changed from doubt to surprise, from surprise to curiosity, from curiosity to embarrassment.

"I'm unhappy because of you." Tang Xiaomeng's words should be understood in this way, right?

We've only known each other for less than 24 hours, is it too soon to say that?

Is it too hasty?

If it's taken down like this, it's too low-level...

But Lin Yiren's face turned from white to red, from red to purple.

Tang Xiaomeng: "Go and rest first, I will call you later."

"it is good."

"Wash it by hand, it smells fishy."

"it is good."

"Participate in an event with you tonight."

"it is good."

Lin Yiren's words were completely mechanical movements. When she reached the faucet, she suddenly realized and asked in surprise, "What? What activity?"

Tang Xiaomeng's hands were white and slender, her bib was clean, and her face was calm: "Whose birthday is it tonight?"

Lin Yiren's mouth could no longer be closed.

How did she know Xiao Yu's birthday?Could it be that she can hear me talking to the scorpion?囧... Doesn't that mean she knows all the bad things I said about her?The sound insulation of this room can't be so bad, can it?

Tang Xiaomeng was still tepid. She pointed to the calendar in the kitchen and said, "It's all written here."

Lin Yiren looked up at the calendar, and then suddenly realized, she couldn't help but let out a sigh of relief.

On the wall calendar was her own handwriting. She made a big circle with a red fountain pen, and wrote the words "Xiao Yu's birthday" in the circle.

This... is really dark history.

There was a faint smile on Tang Xiaomeng's face: "Is it your boyfriend?"

"No!" Lin Yiren blurted out, wanting to say girlfriend, then glanced at Tang Xiaomeng, and then abruptly changed his words, "It's ex... ex-boyfriend."

"Oh..." Tang Xiaomeng nodded as if realizing something.

kill fish kill fish

wash your hands

I don't know how it took this fish to kill for so long, my hands are almost molted after washing.

Finally, Lin Yiren turned off the tap and said to himself, "I shouldn't be going, will it be an eyesore?"

"No." Tang Xiaomeng said firmly, "You don't like to face it alone, I can accompany you."

Lin Yiren did not expect Tang Xiaomeng to say this at all, and she couldn't help being moved in her heart.

Tang Xiaomeng didn't pay attention to Lin Yiren's expression at all. She looked up at the calendar and asked thoughtfully, "You hate him?"

"Ah? No!"

"Oh……"

Lin Yiren asked curiously, "Xiao Tang, why do you ask such a question? I think we can be friends even after breaking up. Am I wrong?"

Tang Xiaomeng looked stern, pointed to the wall calendar and said, "No. I see you drew a red circle on his name."

……

……

Lin Yiren was stunned for three seconds, and then felt a burst of air-conditioning passing through the room.

"Well...I'll go back first, and I have to write...something for someone."

"Okay, you go, I will continue to kill fish."

The rhythmic sound from the kitchen continued, but Lin Yiren in the room could no longer calm down.

Tang Xiaomeng...

Tang Xiaomeng's various poses in various clothes appeared in front of Lin Yiren's eyes.Quiet and mysterious in sportswear, fiery and intense in bathrobes, warm in housekeeping in bibs... how can one person have so many faces at the same time?

Lin Yiren couldn't figure out what this new neighbor was thinking, but she always had a strange feeling that this new neighbor seemed to have known her for a long time.

But... this is impossible!Obviously she just moved in yesterday, didn't she?

Tang Xiaomeng is very cold, but treats her very well. This may be the difference between them.Xiao Yu had never cooked for her before, no matter how poor her cooking skills were, she could only make instant noodles and boil Chinese cabbage, Xiao Yu didn't care too much.That person...has actually endured Lin Yiren for a long time.

Speaking of Xiao Yu, it seemed that he was discussing with Xie Zi just now about celebrating Xiao Yu's birthday.

Eh?So, what about Scorpion?

Lin Yiren suddenly came back to her senses, turned on the stereo, and clicked on the computer whose screen had been blacked out, and heard Scorpion yelling:

"Hey! Lin Yiren, did you make a mistake! It's fine to minimize me to watch you in a daze, and it's fine to let me wait for you for half an hour in vain, and you don't talk when you enter the room? Nima still wants to minimize me. How long will it last? It’s really exhausting!”

"Oops……"

There is still half a sentence that I am embarrassed to say: You are still here.

Scorpion looked angry, and it seemed that she would not be able to rest for a while. She asked in the video: "Why have you been here for so long? Did you have an anal fissure?"

Lin Yiren said awkwardly, "No, I was talking to my new neighbor just now."

Scorpion raised his eyebrows: "Fuck! Little bitch! You forget your friends when you have a lover! Do you still have me in your eyes?"

Lin Yiren: "She confessed her love to me just now..."

Scorpion's angry expression immediately calmed down, and then slowly changed to Mr. Bean's expression, and asked with a smile: "Huh? Gossip, gossip, tell me, did you push you against the wall and kiss?"

"No...she said..."

"Ok?"

"She said she would accompany me to celebrate Xiao Yu's birthday."

…………

Scorpion was stunned for three seconds, then he slapped the table and said angrily, "What kind of confession is this?"

Lin Yiren didn't figure it out yet, and managed to sort out her thoughts a bit, and then said from the beginning: "The thing is like this, I was killing fish in the kitchen at that time, and I was working hard..."

"Get to the point!" Scorpion was so angry that he was about to lose his mind.

But Lin Yiren replied embarrassingly: "That's the point. I was killing fish, and then she suddenly told me, 'Lin Yiren, I'm not happy.'"

"Why?" Scorpion asked anxiously.

Lin Yiren replied embarrassingly: "I asked her the same way at the time. Then she said...she is unhappy because of me."

"Hey... this... why?" Scorpion, who was always quick to talk, was suddenly speechless.

Lin Yiren replied blankly: "I don't know what she means. She just said that and she didn't say anything."

The scorpion in the video covered his face with hatred, then waved his hand and said, "I understand, so you are shy and embarrassed to ask. Then what happened to her saying that she would accompany you to celebrate Xiao Yu's birthday?"

"It's just...she saw my calendar and knew that Xiaoyu's birthday is today, so she said she wanted to celebrate her birthday with me."

Xie Zi looked up at Lin Yiren and asked, "What? She knows Xiao Yu is a girl?"

Lin Yiren was surprised: "Of course I didn't tell her! Do you think I'm stupid?"

Scorpion said sadly: "You don't think you're stupid? Don't you get lost when you hear the sound of celebrating your birthday at night?"

Lin Yiren was stunned: "This... I didn't expect..."

IQ is flawed.

Tang Xiaomeng's craftsmanship is really good. The hot and sour fish soup is stewed deliciously. The fish meat melts in the mouth, and the thickness is extremely uniform.The fermented bean curd and water spinach is her creation. A whole piece of rose fermented bean curd is spread on the water spinach, so that the water spinach has the unique aroma of rose bean curd without astringent taste.

Faced with such a delicious table, Lin Yiren had no appetite to eat.

She was still thinking about an extremely important issue in her life - how to explain to Tang Xiaomeng that her ex-"boyfriend" would be a woman.

Tang Xiaomeng obviously misunderstood, she glanced at Lin Yiren, and then said, "Would you like to eat Malatang tonight? When I came back, I saw a new restaurant opened on the street."

"Huh?" Lin Yiren raised his head, only to notice that Tang Xiaomeng had been looking at him, and the things in his bowl had hardly moved at all.Tang Xiaomeng doesn't think she despises her cooking skills, does she?

"Don't like spicy?" Tang Xiaomeng asked.

"Ah...not..." Lin Yiren hurriedly took two mouthfuls of rice and said with a smile, "It's very good. It's delicious. I like it."

"Then eat quickly. While it's hot." Tang Xiaomeng said with her head down.

With Tang Xiaomeng, I always feel very stable.Although he knew that she had some things he didn't understand, Lin Yiren could always feel that Tang Xiaomeng was very kind to her.Do ordinary roommates do this?Could it be that she also happens to be... um... This is the first time she's been yelling, Lin Yiren?

"Sauerkraut and fish soup is delicious!" Lin Yiren quickly picked up the contents of the bowl, and buried her face in the bowl in embarrassment.

"Eat slowly." Tang Xiaomeng said, "Go ahead to celebrate your birthday after eating. I'll wash the dishes."

"Okay." Lin Yiren was not even polite, and he drank the soup and rice in one gulp, poured the bowl and chopsticks on the table and wiped his mouth, "It's over!"

"Okay." Tang Xiaomeng said.

The more she gets along with Tang Xiaomeng, the more Lin Yiren feels that Tang Xiaomeng is a deadly thing.Will get you hooked, sort of like...

poppy.

Now Poppy is about to expose her old background, and she doesn't even have any countermeasures, so how can she not be flustered?

Lin Yiren hurriedly finished her meal, wiped her mouth and said, "I'll come tomorrow. I can't trouble you all the time. I have something to do today and I'll go back to my room first, um...you don't have to come if you're busy. I can handle it myself. Actually ... There may not necessarily be a birthday party tonight."

Tang Xiaomeng's face was calm, she took Lin Yiren's hand.

Then, under Lin Yiren's gaze,

Wipe off the greasy soup stains left on her face.

"It's okay. No trouble." She smiled at Lin Yiren.

Lin Yiren walked back to the room almost stiffly, not even knowing how to close the door.Her cell phone kept vibrating on the bed, as if it had been ringing for a long time.

Taking a closer look, there was a string of familiar phone numbers on the phone screen.

Lin Yiren's heart skipped a beat, and suddenly felt that somewhere was broken into pieces.In the past six months, that person has never called her or left a text message. What do you want to do now?