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Staring at it, Lin Yiren stared at it for 10 minutes.

Then, she got up again and poured a glass of water, and continued to wait for her big eyes that were full of energy.

"Dear Author Sang: Good afternoon." This sentence was written on the opened word.

"Lin Yiren, you don't have to look so deathly, you don't have to go if you really don't want to go." Such a voice came out of the earphones.

"You're thinking too much, I'm writing a long review for Zhuang Sheng." Lin Yiren gave the camera a disdainful glance.

The head of the scorpion has been minimized and closed in the task bar, and she continued to say: "I really don't understand you, you are all divided, why do you want to celebrate her birthday? I heard that she already has a girlfriend, Wouldn't it be disgusting if the two of them showed their affection in front of you during the birthday celebration at night? No, I can't bear it!"

"We broke up, what are you talking about?" Lin Yiren typed while chatting on QQ.

"I heard that my ex is also going to her birthday party tonight. Nima, the four of us we agreed to go on a trip at the beginning, but in the end it's only our good friends left. Hey! Lin Yiren! Are you listening? No Minimize me again?"

Lin Yiren reluctantly opened Xie Zi's profile picture, and said seriously: "I don't look so deathly. Also, dear Xie Zi~ I will minimize you, and you are the only one left by my side say~"

"Go away! Disgusting!"

Lin Yiren smiled and said: "You are still a very innocent girl, eager to look forward to love. I am an old woman who is hopeless, so since it is useless, I will add all my love points to you, so that the fat will not flow to outsiders. field."

"Your love talent is already negative, right? What do I want to do? Also, don't use adjectives like innocent girl on me. You are the one with a girl's heart, right? Hey, you, that ugly thing!" Why is it still on the bed? Hurry up and throw it away! Get angry when you see it!"

The "ugly thing" that Xie Zi mentioned was the penguin pillow that Lin Yiren put on the bed.

The black and white penguin is old and a bit dirty.

Although it was very dirty and old, Lin Yiren was willing to throw it away.That was the only present she ever gave.

"Lin Yiren! Why do you always follow me? Don't you bother?"

"Not annoying. It's a pleasure traveling with you."

"What a beast. Now, this beast is for you. You're welcome."

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At that time, she smiled smugly to herself.Over the years, Lin Yiren has kept the little penguin as his private collection.From she doesn't like her, to she likes her and being with her, to she doesn't like her.

They have been entangled together for many years.But the days of real communication are only a few short months.

These few months were the happiest for Lin Yiren.

Tonight is her birthday again, and I have been preparing for her birthday for more than half a year.Secretly learn guitar and play chords for her, just because she loves to listen.But now...they broke up suddenly, and she also had a new girlfriend, what would she do with her old guitar?

Just when Lin Yiren was hiding in the room and secretly feeling sad about his guitar, Tang Xiaomeng was already working in the kitchen.

Her face was more gloomy than before, and the posture of holding the kitchen knife in her hand didn't feel like chopping vegetables at all, but beheading.

"Bang bang bang bang" without saying a word, she cut out a small bowl of scallions, and the scallions were neatly measured, and they could be piled up into a wall.

The tofu is white and neat, square; the chili shreds are distinct and uniform in thickness; the meat slices are all cut into [-]mm slices, and the slices are stacked neatly.

Why did Tang Xiaomeng do this in the kitchen?Because she knew that Lin Yiren hadn't eaten.Not only did he not eat, but he entered the room very unhappy.

And that dirty penguin, who keeps hugging a penguin for nothing, doesn't grow up.

Thinking of this, Tang Xiaomeng cut three times with "bang bang bang" and then threw the meat and water into the oil pan.

"Clatter"... Oil splashes everywhere

Lin Yiren was still hiding in her room thinking about something, when she heard a loud noise that sounded like a firecracker coming from the direction of the kitchen.

When she followed the sound to the kitchen, she couldn't help being stunned by what happened here.

At some point, the windows were polished brightly, as bright as if there was no glass installed.The area around the stove was neatly arranged, and all kinds of bottles and jars were filled with the small closet. The small ones as small as a palm were placed on the top floor, and the ones as large as oil drums were placed at the bottom of the closet.All the labels of those bottles and cans are facing outwards, and even the spacing distances are equal.

Tang Xiaomeng stood in the clean kitchen, chopping vegetables with a cold face.Her bathrobe had already been changed, and she was wearing a half bib.The hem of the bib seems to have been artificially arranged, and even the lace is stacked neatly.

When seeing the chopping board, Lin Yiren couldn't help but let out an "ah".

The chopping board was engraved one by one, and drawn into a neat square grid with a knife.Tang Xiaomeng cut vegetables along the grid, one knife every two grids, which was very even.

"Little Tang... what are you doing?" Lin Yiren asked awkwardly.

I have seen many people cook before, but I have never seen anyone like Tang Xiaomeng.Leaving aside the squares on the chopping board, this, this...all these things are so neat, it's almost obsessive-compulsive disorder!

Without raising her head, Tang Xiaomeng coldly threw it to Lin Yiren, "Cook."

囧...I know you cook...but how can you measure it with a ruler...

But the dishes seem to be really good, with fish and meat.

Just looking at it made Lin Yiren hungry, not talking about cooking, but when talking about cooking, she really got hungry.Especially looking at this bowl of shiny and semi-finished meat, it really whets the appetite.

Seeing Tang Xiaomeng working alone, she always felt sorry, so Lin Yiren took the initiative to say, "I'll help you."

"Well, help me get something. 150 grams of bacon, 200 grams of soft tofu." Tang Xiaomeng said.

Lin Yiren 囧... why is it grams, and how to measure grams...

"I've cut it up and put it on the table." Tang Xiaomeng said.

Eh... Actually, I'm not very good at cooking.How much is it in two grams?Lin Yiren secretly calculated in her mind.

"Are you ready?" While speaking, Tang Xiaomeng had already walked up to her, and coldly took away the two bowls in front of Lin Yiren.

At this moment, Lin Yiren noticed Tang Xiaomeng's expression.

When knocking on her door at noon, Tang Xiaomeng was still full of joy, not knowing why.The current Tang Xiaomeng looks like a ghost, and he doesn't know who to scare to death when he puts on his eyeliner.

But... why is that?

"Yiren, I'll come here by myself. Help me kill a fish."

Tang Xiaomeng lowered his head and said in that soft tone.

Kill kill kill... kill fish?

He has lived so long, not to mention killing fish, he has never killed even mosquitoes.

But looking at Tang Xiaomeng Ruo's eyes that seemed to be thrown over him, Lin Yiren gritted his teeth and had no choice but to give in.

Pit father, if I knew it, I would hide in the room and not come out.What is the purpose of chopping meat and killing fish?

Lin Yiren grew up with her parents, even after moving out for half a year, she barely turned on the stove, and she hardly knew anything about cooking.Tang Xiaomeng is her new neighbor, and she always wants to make a good impression on him.

For the sake of the fact that the other party is a beautiful woman...

Huh?Soft, slippery and disgusting.

"Actually...you don't have to treat death like this."

Just as Lin Yiren closed her eyes and was about to kill the fish, she heard someone beside her say these words lightly.The man stood leisurely at the door of the kitchen, watching Lin Yiren's every move.

"I...囧..." Lin Yiren said weakly.

This is the second time today that people say "seeing death as home", isn't today a good day?

Seeing Lin Yiren standing there stupidly, Tang Xiaomeng still came over and gently picked up the kitchen knife in Lin Yiren's hand, seeing her skillful appearance just like her mother cooking.Seeing the increasingly relaxed expression on Tang Xiaomeng's face, Lin Yiren's previous panic gradually disappeared.

She... what's wrong?Always feel something is wrong.

After staring at Tang Xiaomeng's profile for a long time, Lin Yiren finally plucked up the courage to ask him.

But Tang Xiaomeng was the first to ask:

"you're not feeling OK?"

Lin Yiren was just about to ask this question, but Tang Xiaomeng did not expect to speak first.She was taken aback for a moment before replying: "Ah? No."

"Really?" Tang Xiaomeng said, "That's good."

"Bang bang bang" killing the fish, Tang Xiaomeng's rhythmic knocking sound filled Lin Yiren's eardrums.I don't know why, but this peaceful knocking sound sounds so harsh to Lin Yiren, as if the other party has a lot to say.

waited for so long,

Lin Yiren asked, "Why do you suddenly ask such a question?"

"Feeling." Tang Xiaomeng smiled, "It would be best if not. What did you want to ask me just now?"

"Ah? No." Lin Yiren repeated her answer foolishly.

Say no, but in fact, Tang Xiaomeng's cold expression is the reason for Lin Yiren's troubles.Where did I offend her again?It's just...

Tang Xiaomeng straightened up, facing Lin Yiren.The height advantage of that half head instantly gives people a sense of oppression.Her hands were still clean, not at all dirty from the housework she had just finished.

Lin Yiren was muttering just now, but when she saw Tang Xiaomeng standing up suddenly, the slightest bit of complaint in her heart had already been thrown out of the blue.

With a serious face, Tang Xiaomeng said to Lin Yiren, "I'm not happy."

"Why...why..." Lin Yiren's expression at the moment was embarrassing.

Tang Xiaomeng still looked at Lin Yiren with those brown eyes, and the warm eyes were full of tenderness.

With slightly parted lips, she said quietly, "Because of you."