Please God out of the pit gl

It is naturally rare to have a master like Zhuang Sheng Xiaomeng as a CP, but such a "beautiful wife" is really hard to hold.

Moreover, the "gift money" is too demanding, and I actually have to write a long review!

Lin Yiren really wanted to hide and urinate.

But at this time, a special friend verification message was sent to her qq.

Zhuang Sheng Xiaomeng comes from the group

Feeling anxious, Lin Yiren closed his eyes and clicked "Agree to add friend".

After thinking about it, she said again on the opened interface: "Dorm rounds, then what, I'll go to bed first if there is nothing wrong."

joke!Who will write a long review for her?Lin Yiren pouted in thought.

But Zhuang Sheng Xiaomeng didn't seem to come to urge the long comment.

After a while, Zhuang Sheng's message also came.The screen was full of news, and it took Lin Yiren a long time to scroll to the end.

Just below the words Lin Yiren typed, Zhuang Shengxiaomeng wrote: "I was joking with you in the group, let's be more serious now. I would like to ask you to do me a favor and be my CP for three months. The salary and bonus will be Settlement on time at the end of the month, doing cp with me will probably increase your popularity, and it should not be harmful to you. These are the things I summarized, you can read it first."

Next, there is a screen full of numbers, symbols, and English letters.

Lin Yiren was almost dizzy, what are these things?

By the way... what is salary settlement?Is there still money to be made with Zhuang Sheng Xiaomeng as a CP?Isn't this the rhythm of being a little boy?Didn't she come to press for a long review?

Just when Lin Yiren was surprised, Zhuang Sheng Xiaomeng said again: "Are you still a student? I read your article just now, and I think it's well written. The ones given to you are all codes, and you can make the copywriting more beautiful." You can ask me any questions in the future. You can go to bed first if you do the rounds in the dormitory."

Actually... Lin Yiren is really embarrassing.Which school would conduct ward rounds at this time is obviously fooling people.

I don't know why, Zhuang Sheng gave her a completely different feeling during the private chat, not as domineering as in the group, but it seemed that he had a different kind of aura.

Lin Yiren said, "Well... Just now the group was just joking. Don't mind."

Zhuang Sheng Xiaomeng: "I don't mind."

Lin Yiren: "^_^That's good."

Zhuang Sheng Xiaomeng: "I'm not joking either."

Lin Yiren was stunned: "Huh?"

Zhuang Sheng Xiaomeng: "Be my girlfriend."

puff……

Lin Yiren sprayed so much that the sheets were wet, and she couldn't drink water when talking to Zhuang Sheng Xiaomeng.

Zhuang Sheng Xiaomeng sent another message, and she explained: "Be my girlfriend, online. Some bad things happened recently, so I'm actually not in city B tonight. I escaped from the event site. I I hope someone can help me, help me block her, and don't want to be entangled again."

Lin Yiren's brain immediately analyzed the meaning of this sentence carefully, and then she slowly remembered a post she had read before, which seemed to say that Zhuang Sheng had an affair with an author on the Internet, and then it was rumored that they wrote together They read the same book, and later said that the two of them had a falling out.Speaking of which, I haven't heard from them for a long time... Could it be that the person who pestered Zhuang Sheng was the author?What's that guy's pseudonym?

Zhuang Sheng Xiaomeng: "It doesn't matter if you don't want to."

Lin Yiren hurriedly said: "No, no, I am willing. Tell me, what do you need me to do?"

Zhuang Sheng Xiaomeng: "She will always read my articles, comment on me, and talk nonsense in the group. I want you to help me block her."

"I understand!" Lin Yiren said immediately, no wonder Zhuang Sheng Xiaomeng hated Slag Gong so much, it was because of this reason.She said, "Their scumbags are too hateful, don't worry, I will definitely help you."

Zhuang Sheng Xiaomeng: "Thank you. There is nothing I can give you. These are all things I sorted out by myself. I hope they will be useful to you. I will change the title and copy of the article. Your article is very good. By the way, write it down My mobile phone number, my group is managed by a friend, and Weibo is often invisible, so you can call my mobile phone if you have something to do. It’s almost five o’clock, and I have to go to rest after a long day. You should go early Sleep. Good night, Shuangmu."

Lin Yiren: "Okay, Director Zhuang goes to bed early, good night. o(n_n)o"

Just as Lin Yiren finished typing this sentence, Zhuang Sheng Xiaomeng's face turned black.

Facing the black-painted head portrait, Lin Yiren was stunned for three seconds, and then he realized that he was fascinated by the string of numbers on his mobile phone.

138 **** 1219

this!

It's God's phone number!

this!

Is it true or false?

Lin Yiren turned on her mobile phone and smiled silly at it, her screen was full of things sent by Zhuang Sheng Xiaomeng.

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These are the common codes that Jinjiang authors need to know. According to Zhuang Sheng's notes, some are for changing the font of the copy, some are for stickers, some are for linking pictures, and some are for posting videos.

No wonder Lin Yiren couldn't find a way to post pictures or links in the background, and she wondered why the words on other authors' copywriting were in color!It turned out to rely on these codes.

The code is both simple and complex, but for Zhuang Sheng Xiaomeng's annotations, Lin Yiren would not be able to understand so many messy things at once.

Comparing with Zhuang Sheng Xiaomeng's detailed notes, Lin Yiren revised her copy step by step.Finally, after half an hour, all the codes were done.

If people rely on clothes, writing depends on copywriting.

According to that simple note, Lin Yiren changed the content of the copy and refreshed it, and a brand new article interface appeared in front of her.

The large characters in dark green on a green background look elegant and generous.

The red font makes the notes more prominent.

The system's default "Favorite this article" button has become a bright red frame.

The article with only one chapter immediately looked high-end and upscale.

Although there is still a cover missing, it is completely beyond Lin Yiren's imagination.

God...

Little stars appeared in Lin Yiren's eyes.

but……

It seems that there are still many things that I don't understand.For example... Who is Zhuang Sheng Xiaomeng trying to hide from?Zhuang Sheng didn't even tell me his name, does that mean I'll recognize him at a glance?And... what do you mean by "escaping from the scene of the event"?When did she escape?Could it be that the person in the second photo is not Zhuang Sheng?The weirdest thing is

——Why me?I hardly ever leave a message for Zhuang Sheng Xiaomeng, and I only occasionally reply to Weibo, and I'm not her die-hard fan, why would she choose me?

I have no other interaction with her...

Although there are many things that I don't understand, Lin Yiren is very happy.

She held her mobile phone and thought happily:

Nima!The person who took care of me turned out to be Zhuang Sheng Xiaomeng!Is it very high-end and atmospheric?

So until the next day when the sun was shining in the sky, Lin Yiren still woke up holding the computer.

There was drool all over the keyboard and greasy marks on the screen.

"Ah! Mobile phone!" Lin Yiren's first reaction was to find the mobile phone that had been pressed in the corner of the quilt, and turn on the screen to check. Fortunately, Zhuang Sheng Xiaomeng's mobile phone number was still there.

Looking at the phone number, Lin Yiren felt as if he was in a dream.

Was that person yesterday really Zhuang Sheng Xiaomeng?Did I really have a CP with Zhuang Sheng Xiaomeng?

With doubts, Lin Yiren entered the computer password, turned on the computer that was not shut down, and searched for the link to his column in Jinjiang.

At the bottom of the clean author column interface, there is a line of small words that read:

"Having a shell is not afraid of rainy days. Zhuang Sheng Xiaomeng"

There was a smile on the corner of Lin Yiren's mouth, it was true, all of this was true.

Clicking on that link, the little chrysanthemums in Jinjiang turned around slowly, and finally, the interface was fixed on Zhuang Sheng Xiaomeng's column.

At the top of the column are the ten books Zhuang Sheng Xiaomeng is custom-printing, and the factory has already started printing.

The three books in the middle are the pits that Zhuang Sheng Xiaomeng has completed or is filling in. The two pits that are completed are the ones that Lin Yiren is chasing respectively.

At the bottom is a long list of locked long comments, but Lin Yiren knows that they are not long comments, but Zhuang Sheng Xiaomeng once wrote an article that she does not want to finish. She calls it "black history".

At the bottom of the column, there is a friendship link.There are four people there.The first three are the three masters who participated in the Jinjiang Writers Conference with Zhuang Sheng this time, namely "Kei Wei Wei", "Yi Xiao Nai He", and "Yu Gong Monkey Wine".

The last one is Lin Yiren herself.

Seeing her own pen name lined up with the pen names of these great gods, Lin Yiren felt warm in her heart.

After being stunned for a long time, she suddenly thought: By the way, I should post a Weibo as a souvenir.

It took less than a few tens of seconds to post Weibo, only to hear a "ding", and someone replied so quickly.Judging from the bubble in the lower right corner, the person who replied should be Lin Yiren's bad friend, Scorpion.

"Nimma! When did you learn PS! The technique is not bad."

Scorpion said so.

soul light...

About five or six seconds later, someone sent a message again, and it was still a scorpion: "Fuck! You know how to hack the website? This is not good! The police uncle will buy you tea!"

Lin Yiren couldn't help but replied: "...Why can't you say anything good, Zhuang Sheng really came to see me yesterday. It was she who said that she wanted to add friendship links to each other."

Scorpion: "Fuck! Do you have any use value? In terms of beauty, you are not good enough. In terms of character, I have always been bad. In terms of personality, I am not talking about it, but my personality is more popular. So you tell me... She sees it. Where have you been?"

This...Lin Yiren's fingers...actually don't know...

Scorpion always speaks directly. She asked on Weibo: "Could it be that she actually knows you? Tell me, is there any suspicious person around you recently?"

this……

There seems to be...

Isn't the girl who just moved in next door a little suspicious?