Please God out of the pit gl

Although I have seen countless cute little green characters of Zhuang Sheng Xiaomeng, it is the first time to watch them so carefully.

That article, I don’t know when it was put on the cover, and there was a big white word on the cover—the pit.

No matter what angle you look at, this article highlights the word "pit" from the beginning to the end, from the inside to the outside, it is simply the pit of the pit, the king of the pit.

On the copy, it is written generously: "This article has been pitted countless times, thank God, I have filled it. As a feedback to readers, I will release its customized link tonight. Only ten copies will be released. If you need to order, please go to the group to chat privately. The group number is: 324111422”

After reading the copy for a long time, Lin Yiren suddenly realized, and couldn't help sighing:

Ginger is still old and hot, and it is true that the master is more able to make money.

If you can publish books in the pit, Zhuang Sheng is Zhuang Sheng!

Although she was not at all curious about what was written in that article, Lin Yiren still clicked in to read it.

The locked one has been unlocked, but the number of words is very small,

There are only three chapters in total, with a total of 160 words.

From the perspective of Zhuang Sheng’s literary history, the fastest one is updated every week, and the slowest one is updated every three months. I don’t know what this pit will look like.

But in that custom-made link, there are a total of 14 words, that is to say, Zhuang Sheng Xiaomeng has already finished writing the article.

She just didn't change it!

I rub

Maybe the article I was chasing has already been written? ?

Zhuang Sheng Xiaomeng put the whole article up there for sale, obviously to make people jealous!

Such an author is too cheap!

Thinking about it, I can't get angry, why do I always have to be controlled by Zhuang Sheng Xiaomeng!I want to fight back too!

I want to see the finale...

Enter the group number: 324111422

click to join

Lin Yiren hardly thought about it.

I don't know if it was because there was no one in the middle of the night, but the news of Lin Yiren's joining the group passed quickly.

Looking at the verification message on the computer screen, she suddenly thought of something.

Zhuang Sheng Xiaomeng created this group, obviously to collect popularity... I seem to have fallen into her trap again

Group owner: The author everyone loves

Admin: None

Group Announcement: Slag Gong resolutely kicks the group, and will never tolerate adultery

These are the three pieces of news that Lin Yiren noticed first.

Although it was four o'clock in the morning, there were already thirty people in the group.Lin Yiren couldn't help being speechless, and then felt emotional for the great god's appeal.

But Zhuang Sheng Xiaomeng's group is really surprising, she seems to hate the role of "Zha Gong".

As soon as he joined the group, a line of words jumped out, which seemed to be for Lin Yiren.

The author everyone loves: "Welcome to the new classmates, may I ask the new classmates if they like np texts."

np text?Of course I don't like it anymore.All ancient times, NPCs, and having children are minefields for me.But...it seems to be an ancient text...if Qin Xin and Jian Po have a child...it seems to be acceptable.

But np? ?

Absolutely not!

Lin Yiren said decisively, "I don't like it!"

There was a few seconds of silence in the group, which felt a little weird.

What is the reason for this enigmatic silence?

His eyes stayed on the group nickname he had just changed, and Lin Yiren had an evil smile on his lips.

In less than a minute after joining the group, she has changed her group nickname to

——Crazy Pressure Author Jun

This, of course, was presented to Zhuang Sheng openly and aboveboard.

It seemed to express approval, surprise, and shock to Lin Yiren's name. After the silence, someone suddenly said:

Harem Manager: "Fuck! High-end! Well said! The name of the newcomer speaks from my heart."

Jun Ruyu: "The newcomer is mighty! Bold! It's easy to leave."

q: "So bold..."

This rhythm...

It doesn't seem to be a good rhythm, why does it seem to indicate a distant purpose?

This is strange, shouldn't Zhuang Sheng Xiaomeng be that cute little green character?

Shouldn't that cute little green fungus be a soft subject?

Since it is a subject, it is natural to be suppressed.

What a fuss.

Lin Yiren thought for a while and changed the nickname of the group, and then asked openly in the group:

Then press the author: "o(n_n)o~ May I ask if the group leader is Zhuang Sheng himself?"

Author Everyone Loves: "You!"

Author Everyone Loves: "Good, Good"

Almost at the same time Lin Yiren changed his name, two replies popped up in the group.

Lin Yiren was not only surprised by Zhuang Sheng Xiaomeng's softness, but also delighted by the speed of her hands.

I thought that Zhuang Sheng Xiaomeng was slower because she typed slowly, so she could type so fast. In this way, her slow speed is just because she didn't care?

In other words, as long as you are diligent enough...

Lin Yiren immediately made a calculation in the group: "Three characters per second, 1 characters per minute, and 180 characters per hour. In other words, Zhuang Sheng, you only need to talk about QQ. If you spend your mind on writing, you can produce almost nine months of your current output in one hour."

Author Everyone Loves: "=="

Lin Yiren: "Speaking of which, Zhuang Sheng, why don't you code words? If you don't update for three months, you have to solve v, right? Although I like your writing very much, I will never tolerate your procrastination. I'm staring at your text, you know dear."

The author everyone loves: "== and so on"

Lin Yiren: "It's hard to make a custom print, but only ten copies have been produced. Do you have to make a limited edition to buy a book? How can you make us fools? Hurry up and open up the custom, I want to fight for everyone's interests .”

Lin Yiren: "Why don't you talk?"

……

Once again, there was a mysterious silence in the group.

In fact, behind the scenes, Zhuang Sheng Xiaomeng is really a very perverted person.

The thirty or so people in this group are all readers she "collected" from other websites in the early days, and they know her character well.Zhuang Sheng Xiaomeng is not a cute girl!

She is an out-and-out black-bellied, iceberg, and cunning.

Who in the group has never been bullied by Zhuang Sheng Xiaomeng?Whose photo survived?

But I realized that it must have been two years now, and none of them had seen Zhuang Sheng Xiaomeng's photo.

This guy is always changing the subject at critical moments, which is really cunning.

Even this author conference is...

I don't know why Zhuang Sheng didn't have any power to fight back against this newcomer. Could it be that there is really a karmic retribution?It is really "people are doing it, and the sky is watching."

After the mysterious silence, those people were extremely surprised.

The harem manager: "Fuck! Zhuang Sheng! Are you still Zhuang Sheng? How can you be indifferent to such a provocation?"

Jun Ruyu: "It's not so magical, but I think the newcomer gives me a domineering and arrogant feeling. The newcomer has done a good job. I support you mentally, although I still need to observe for a while in action."

q: "It turns out that watching/raping Zhuang Sheng is also a very enjoyable thing."

……

When she first joined the group, Lin Yiren was a little worried.Zhuang Sheng Xiaomeng in the Baihe world is like Fan Ye in the entertainment industry, Biao Ge in the charity circle, "Yipan" in the real estate industry, Qiao Gangzhu in the mobile phone industry... No matter how you say it, he is also a famous big shot.If you offend the big guy, maybe you will be given a big black character in the article, and then you will never be able to stand up again.

But now it seems that Zhuang Sheng Xiaomeng will talk to the newcomers in the group, which shows that she is not a big name.

After being provoked by Lin Yiren in this way, she didn't have a straight face, and gave you a lecture like "I see you as a friend, but why do you tease me like this, I am sincere".

Overall, as a subject, she is pretty good.

Lin Yiren smiled, it seemed that this was a familiar face.

Seeing that Zhuang Sheng Xiaomeng was suppressed and could not make a sound, Lin Yiren took a moment to briefly introduce: "Director Zhuang, don't be discouraged, I will let you take care of it in the future. Remember my pen name is Shuangmu, we can be a CP god in the future Horse. I will teach you how to be a wife. Under my teaching, you will grow more and more."

peat!I've been holding back for a long time just wanting to say this!Other magic horses are just floating clouds, attracting others' attention and increasing popularity is the kingly way!

He was still the smartest one called the harem master.

Harem Chief: "It turns out that the newcomer is a writer, no wonder he is so eloquent."

Jun Ruyu: "For the sake of bullying Zhuang Sheng Xiaomeng, we all want to support you, come on, throw the link."

No, with a little trickery, I can get acquainted with everyone.

But Lin Yiren didn't want to be a female bully or a female man in everyone's mind, so she changed the subject and said:

"The manager is joking. I'm not a writer, but a new author. Director Zhuang, don't mind. Those were all just a joke. In fact, I really came to buy books, but unfortunately it seems to be a step too late. I'm from S City , welcome friends from city s to get to know me, and welcome everyone to come and play in city s."

bingo!

Lin Yiren, who was hiding behind the computer screen, was secretly refreshed.

Carrots and sticks are the easiest way to win people's hearts.

Lin Yiren chatted with those people in the group for a long time, but there was no sign of Zhuang Sheng Xiaomeng.

It seems that since the moment she mentioned her pseudonym, she has never replied.

Why did she go there?

Harem Manager: "I'll tell you a secret. In fact, she bought the ten books alone. The guy said he would hold a book signing event. I don't know exactly how to do it, but it is said that it can make a lot of money. .”

q: "She, she has no other skills, she is the best at stealing money."

Jun Ruyu: "Who said that! Isn't he also very good at picking up girls? Or why... er... It seems that I shouldn't say this."

In fact, there is one thing that Lin Yiren has been very concerned about. It is so late, Zhuang Sheng Xiaomeng and she are not sleeping, why do these readers have such a collective night owl activity?Why do they know so much about Zhuang Sheng Xiaomeng?

After thinking about it, Lin Yiren asked, "You seem to be very familiar, don't you all know each other?"

Harem Chief: "We met her face to face and took pictures together."

q: "It doesn't count if you take a photo, it doesn't count if you don't take a photo."

Jun Ruyu: "Is it really appropriate to say these things here? Let's talk privately!"

The author everyone loves: "No need. Shuangmu is one of our own."

Zhuang Sheng Xiaomeng, who had been silent for a long time, suddenly spoke.

Harem Manager: "Shou Shou, you finally showed up? We thought you couldn't bear the blow of being suppressed and committed suicide by jumping into the river."

The author everyone loves: "How could it be? She was originally Shuangmu Juju's beloved wife..."

puff……

Lin Yiren spit on the screen with a mouthful of saliva.

The author everyone loves: "Congratulations to my husband for passing the group test. In fact, if your answer is that you like np texts, I will kick you out immediately. So we still have a good relationship. Since it is mine Love my husband, just write a long review for my new article, don’t be in a hurry, just send it to my article tomorrow.”

Lin Yiren's black line, why did I write a long review, and also: "When did I promise you to be your husband?"

The author everyone loves: "Hate it! Take advantage of it and act like a good boy. You, a beast, didn't say it yourself."

Lin Yiren 囧

Obviously I hate Zhuang Sheng Xiaomeng's adorable appearance, why Mao even has such a superb appearance...

The author that everyone loves: "In the future, we can be a CP magic horse. You said this. Now that we have become husband and wife, we should get to know each other. Hello husband, my name is Zhuang Shou, and I love you You've been around for a long time."

Lin Yiren stared at the screen for several minutes,

The yin and yang Zhuang Sheng on the screen made her feel like a thousand horses running past...