Master, you think too much

This……

Sangzi is deeply entangled in the wrong education of Su Boli.

The deity (in his opinion) taught in a straightforward way, and even encouraged him to get closer to the girls...

But how... did he teach him?

Could it be because the deity is bent?

It is said that the master will have a great influence on the disciples - outlook on life, values, world outlook...

Oh hello...the deity has so many advantages, you don't study hard, so you learn this from the deity...

"Do you like men?" Sangzi asked with her head tilted.

"The apprentice only likes the master!"

"But your master is a man..." Sang Zi pulled her hair in distress.

Su Boli was persistent, "I only like Master, if Master thinks so, so be it."

do not……

Sang Zi turned her body to the side, leaving a butt-sized seat for Su Boli to come out.

"Come on, come up and sit." He patted the empty bed.

So Su Boli heard the words and got up silently and sat on it.

"You don't like women?" Sang Zi continued to ask in another way.

"Ah."

"Girls are so cute..." Sang Zi was not reconciled, "Have beautiful and slender thighs, and soft breasts... she speaks nicely, soft and cowardly... and can give birth to a child for you..."

"Master is also cute!" Su Boli interrupted Sang Zi, and said seriously, "Master's hair is white and soft, and the sound of Master's purring after eating is extremely cute! Master's little paw pads are pink and soft Tender, with a long and slender tail, wagging its paws while eating fish..."

Mentioning the half of Sangzi's broken tail, Su Boli felt heavy in his heart. The tail is extremely important to a cat (Yanhu said), and it depends on the mood of the master if he can stroke it at ordinary times. Showing that it hurts, giving you a paw first, and depriving you of the right to stroke your tail for life - Yanhu is a typical negative example.

That sword slashed down... how much pain the master must have suffered!

Sangzi was going crazy, brat, are you serious?Don't slander me!How could the deity have done such a stupid thing?

"Also, since ancient times, yin and yang have intermingled..."

"Doesn't Master also like men? Isn't it the best of both worlds to become a Taoist couple with disciples? What is Yin and Yang... Our master and disciple are Yang and Yang..." Su Boli moved slightly closer to Master.

Nima!Also positive!

Wait, who told you that this deity likes boys?

... The person I want to raise is obviously a disciple, not a concubine!

Don't think too much, this deity is not to blame Shushu...

Even though the mountain road had eighteen bends in his heart, he remained calm on the surface, "How do you know that this deity likes men?"

Is the deity's performance obvious?

"Sect Master Canglan said so."

"What?"

"Sect Master Canglan said, you spend so much time on small daily matters that you actually like to take a bath in broad daylight... Speaking of Master, how does he know? How many times have you been bumped into by him?" Su Boli asked resentfully.

"Not once." Sang Zi waved his hand.

This is his dark history.

Sangzi likes to be lazy when he is free, it is best not to think about anything, just staring at the ceiling in a daze.

And usually when he is free, he has something to do in Canglan, such as holding a Suzerain Conference or something.Sangzi was invited, but Sangzi refused to go, saying that he wanted to sleep.

After hearing this, Canglan wanted Shuanghua to call him, but Sangzi immediately changed his words and said that he was taking a bath in his room.

If the frost flower comes in, it will look bright...

Cang Lan felt a pain in his stomach, and he had a deep understanding of this guy's rogue side.

He knows how much Shuanghua is obsessed with this guy. When he is wearing clothes, he can't wait to pounce on him and lick him, but now that he is taking off his clothes...

The consequences are simply unimaginable.

Seeing that this trick worked, Sangzi was immediately happy.Unless Canglan really came to him for something urgent, he used taking a bath as an excuse for other things.

It's not that Cang Lan can't see that he is perfunctory to himself, but it's hard to say anything else, he can't really take Shuanghua and run to watch, right?

So every time there is a suzerain meeting, when other suzerains ask why Sangzi suzerain has not arrived, Canglan will be extremely angry and say:

"He's taking a bath again!"

As time went on and the number of times increased, everyone in the Xiuyun Sect knew that Sangzi Sect Master loved taking baths in broad daylight...

When Canglan conveyed it to Su Boli, the original words were as follows:

"This deity told you that most of the people who like to take a bath in broad daylight are rabbit masters-don't doubt this deity, really! A few days ago, this deity met one... Sangzi must have a ghost in his heart! He must have taken a fancy to you! "

Su Boli's first reaction was—ah, that's great!Coincidentally, I also fell in love with Master.

"What else did he say?"

Su Boli's eyes became more resentful, "He said that there was a message about your liking for men a long time ago, and he also said that there is evidence...Master! What is evidence!"

"...you calm down."

This is also the dark history of Sangzi.

Hundreds of years ago, when Sang Zi first took the position of the Eighth Patriarch of the Xiuyun Sect, he aroused the interest of many old guys with sons and daughters.

Look how good the new suzerain is!

Has good looks, has spiritual stones, has status, has (made up by Cang Lan) background, has no apprentices, and has no Taoist companions.

——Sovereign, do you need disciples?Wo has a son and a daughter!

- Don't wow?

It's okay...do you want a Taoist companion?Wo has a daughter... oh, don't wow?it's okay no problem!Wo Zi was born as a shy flower... If you like it...

Sangzi: "..."

It's not that they are obsessed with their hometown, other suzerains are fine, but other suzerains have too many other disciples, even if they care about their son, they can't take off their pants at any time!

What's more, Sangzi suzerain is a late-stage cultivator comparable to a national treasure!

The most important thing is that Sangzi suzerain doesn't like to accept apprentices, but if he is asked to accept his own children as disciples, he will definitely praise his apprentices to heaven.

Xiuyunzong disciples have a tradition of inheriting the position of master.

As long as his children performed well, after thousands of years, when the Sangzi suzerain rose or fell, the position of the Xiuyun sect's second suzerain would belong to his son.

They made up their minds, but Sangzi refused to accept any of them.

——Master, if you don't accept me as an apprentice, I won't leave!

——…Whether you like to go or not.

The old guy was in a hurry, thinking that this was not going to work...so he made another plan if it failed.

A few days later, when Sangzi returned to her yard again, she suddenly found that her room was brightly lit!And the confinement formation he set up in front of and behind the house was destroyed by someone.

Sangzi was taken aback, thinking that this thief has a little too much guts, right?Even if you steal things at night, you dare to light a lamp!

... Believe it or not, this deity will light the sky lantern for you!

He pushed the door open and walked in. On his original square floor with simple dark patterns, layers of red Luo Qi were piled up on top of it, and there was a bright red tasseled curtain hanging on the top of the floor.

On Luo Qi lay a white-skinned, naked, big-breasted beauty. The beauty nodded her lower lip, and said sweetly, "Master—you're back—I'm waiting—oh!"

The beauty with breasts was mercilessly thrown out of the hospital by Sang Zilian Luo Qi and the curtain.

The next day, there were rumors of Sangzi suzerain's refusal and short-sleeved factions.

Both factions felt that they were powerful, and after a few days of quarreling, they sent another beautiful boy in.

Then the beautiful boy was also thrown out.

So they support Sangzi Sect Master's refusal to raise this faction to be complacent, and think that Sangzi Sect Master's short-sleeved faction hates iron and steel...not reconciled to sending another strong man in.

The strong man is thoughtful, thinking about what happens to the Sangzi suzerain later... How the Sangzi suzerain killed him, so he retreated silently to the corner and squatted.

Sangzi was worrying that many people outside said that he would not lift... Seeing that the people sent this time were quite peaceful, he thought this was a good opportunity.

So he left the strong man to spend the night in his room...

The faction that thinks that Sangzi has short sleeves is about to boil over, and they say to everyone—see if you see it, Sangzi's suzerain is short sleeves...just the one at the bottom.

Later, Sang Zi couldn't bear it anymore and threatened Cang Lan to suppress the matter.

Monks are just boring!

"What else? What else did Cang Lan tell you?" Sang Zi asked blankly.

"Sect Master Canglan said that you like abducting ignorant monsters, prodigal sons, and... disciples."

Sang Zishen patted him on the head, "Stop communicating with that guy in the future. I didn't go out of my way to help you make the sound transmission talisman for you to gossip with him. You can't believe Canglan's words."

"Can't you believe it?" Su Boli became anxious, his voice became louder, and then gradually became smaller, "I have always admired Master, and thought I knew Master very well... But, in Sangzi's time of at least 1000 years, None of the disciples participated... I really want to know what Master did during that time, no one is with Master, will Master be very lonely..."

Sangzi thought to himself that during that time, the real deity was so chic...

"I thought I could learn more about the master who was blank for me through Canglan Sect Master, but it is... Please tell me, Master, that in the 1000 years without disciple, Master What kind of life does Master lead...I really want to know everything about Master..."

There were a few drops of cold sweat on Sangzi's back, thinking that the protagonist, you are telling the truth, it really made me very nervous...

How should I say it?What your master did the most back then was to secretly dig up the precious spiritual grass planted by others, keep a few plants after planting a batch, pull out a batch, and then steal and plant again...

To put it bluntly, your master is a stealer.

"Master?"

Sang Zi squinted at him, the child who would stand behind her and worry about her has really grown up...

One day, he will become the god of this world... and I am afraid that I will not be able to wait for the day when I will be finally disgusted and abandoned by him.

So before that, you can fall in love with him...

Before he became real, he was worshiped by everyone and worshiped gods.

At least before I didn't know the ending, I also got... love.

"Listen, don't believe Cang Lan's words except the last sentence... I really do like you."

The author has something to say: Thank you Miss Zhang Xiaocai for mine~

Happy Mid-Autumn Festival girls!