Master, you think too much
Chapter 77 (
Sangzi touched his big head lying on his waist, and sighed softly, "Get up! This deity is very well, don't cry for this deity!"
Yanhu wiped his hands and managed to squeeze out tears, "Master! Tail—"
"To shut up!"
"Master, you don't smell as good as before. You smell like fish..." Yanhu babbled, "What should I do! Master, do you know how important the tail is to us!"
"I told you to shut up..." Sang Zi raised his forehead.
"It should be fortunate that the last thunder just fell lightly, otherwise... this deity would not just lose a tail."
It's all because of the insidiousness of Tiandao, so sneaky and sneaky, he dropped the ninth thunder. Thanks to Sangzi's quick reaction, he narrowly escaped by knocking Su Poli aside.Words...it really hurts.
Originally, Sangzi's body also dodged, so it should be fine, but the problem was that Sangzi's tail was too long, and when he dodged his body, his tail was caught straight.
How painful it is can only be understood but cannot be expressed in words.Half of the tail was scorched in an instant, without even a drop of blood, and the wound on the pink tail that was pulled out showed deep bone.
Sangzi only felt the burning pain from the tail, and really wished she had to have a tail.
The tail was chopped off and could not be retracted when it was transformed into a human form. Sangzi was not a mother-in-law, so she decisively pulled out the high-grade sword carried by Su Boli, and chopped off her own tail.
It's not hard to guess how frightened Su Boli was. Su Boli screamed at the top of his voice.
So much so that Sangzi thought that it was his tail that cut him off... Originally, it was three-point pain because he called it seven-point pain.
... The deity feels sorry for himself.
Then Sangzi turned into a human form and was hugged back by Su Boli. He cried and shook his hands. Along the way, Sangzi was in fear, for fear that he would accidentally throw it on the ground.
I thought in my heart that the life and death parting of the hero and heroine is just like this... Hey, tears and snot are dripping on the deity's face!
...Hiss, it hurts...
and then?
Then Sangzi was offered up and raised.
The grassland was completely torn into ruins by the thunder robbery, and it was impossible to live there. Su Boli took Sangzi to find a room to settle down in Muyunzong where the disciples of Xiuyunzong were stationed.
From then on, Sangzi lived a happy life when he opened his mouth for food, stretched out his hands for clothes, and fattened up for the New Year.
Su Boli is undoubtedly a good nurse. Except for his culinary skills, he has no choice but to give up... he insists on doing everything else by himself, and even rubs Sangzi's obscene pants.
Sangzi lay on the ground all day long, eating and sleeping, living a life like a pig.
During the period, Li Ming sent a sound transmission talisman, saying that he knew that he could make such a big commotion, and that he would definitely fix the dishonest guys like Sangzi.
Sangzi chuckled, and asked if the artifact had been refined?
Li Ming hesitated for a while, and said that he would definitely be able to do it within a thousand years...
Sangzi wanted to scold someone.
After lying like this for a long time, Sangzi was also uncomfortable, but as soon as he sat up, Su Boli jumped over and pushed him back.
Touching Sangzi's slender jade claws, he said with great distress, "Master's tail injury is not healed, so don't move it."
This is a bit difficult, no matter how you say it, Sangzi is a cat with fighting power comparable to Yanhu...not moving...how is it possible.
At first Sangzi endured it, but at last she couldn't bear it anymore, so she did a very stupid thing.
When Su Boli tried hard to persuade him to lie down, he jumped up and pulled off his pants, pointed at his white and round buttocks and said angrily, "Did you see it? There is no wound! This deity is fine! Nothing at all!"
Su Boli, who could not stand such a stimulus, rushed out the door covering his nose on the spot, and then slammed into the door frame with a bang.
Then there was less time to come to Subo, and Yanhu was sent to accompany Sangzi.
Yanhu attaches great importance to the tail, seeing that Sangzi's tail was broken, it behaved very aggressively, and even brewed a draft for 3 minutes, preparing to give Sangzi a good enlightenment.
——Although the tail is precious, life is not precious.
——No matter how ugly the broken-tailed cat is, it can't change Su Boli's love for you (aversion to cold).
——It doesn’t matter if the tail is gone, you are still the master.
Unexpectedly, Master would feel nothing but pain and ugliness about tail docking.
So it was out of anger.
"Master, you are disabled and disabled!" Yanhu grabbed his head and wailed.
This guy insisted on coming to remind him every day, lest Sangzi forget his half tail.
Sangzi ignored it.
"Aww... Master, don't pretend to be so loud that you can't hear clearly!"
"Shut up!" Sangzi rubbed his forehead, stretched out his foot and lightly kicked Yanhu's calf, "Go, call Su Boli over."
"Eh?"
"If you keep arguing, I'll find you a powerful tigress to mate with!" Sang Zi threatened, "Go, go find Su Boli."
Yanhu patted his robe, got up and walked out the door, stepped out with one foot and stopped suddenly, turned around and smiled at Sangzi, "Tigress can't do it, but the little black one who raised the master Snakes are nice."
"Forehead……?!"
Sangzi was dumbfounded.
The deity heard it right just now, right?
"Master looking for an apprentice?" Su Boli hurried over when he heard that Master wanted to look for him.
"Yes." Sang Zi beckoned to him, "Come here"
"Yes." Su Boli obediently sat on the footrest under the Sangzi couch.
Sangzi rested her chin on one hand, leaned on the bed, and put a soft blanket around her waist. Half of the blanket fell to the ground, and Su Boli pulled the blanket off.
Put it on the buttocks of the master.
Su Boli withdrew his hand silently, "Is there something wrong with the master calling the disciple?"
Sangzi cut to the chase, "How is Jin Mo doing now?"
Su Boli's eyes darkened, and he lowered his eyes, "There is no serious problem."
"That's good..." Sangzi stretched out her free hand and touched his head.
"Is Sangzi worried about Jin Mo?"
"Of course." The hand didn't move from Su Boli's head, but moved down along his cheeks, chin, collarbone, chest, and middle dantian.
Su Boli paused for breath.
"Is it Jindan?"
Su Boli nodded, "Yes."
"Very good, it's good to continue like this..." Sang Zi closed her eyes, not knowing what she was thinking, "Has Jin Mo also transformed into a god?"
"Turned into a god."
"It's good to transform into a god..." Sang Zi breathed a sigh of relief.The nine thunders were only for one person to overcome the calamity, and he thought that one of Su Boli and Jin Mo hadn't survived the calamity!
"It's true... Master always thinks about Jin Mo," Su Boli said softly suddenly, "Under such a dangerous thunderstorm, Master took the fairy artifact to find Jin Mo...but gave the spiritual artifact to the disciple... ...Let the apprentice wait in place..."
Sang Zi heard what he wanted to say.
The fingers circled around the middle dantian in a very seductive way, and then slowly stroked Su Boli's face.
He said quietly, "Don't blame me, if I don't rush over, Jin Mo will die..."
Su Boli grabbed Sang Zi's hand and rubbed it together, "But this disciple will die too... But at that time, the master chose Jin Mo..."
Sang Zi didn't know how to tell him, "That's because the deity has already confirmed that you will be fine."
"What if?" Su Boli persisted.
At such a critical moment, the master he loved so wholeheartedly abandoned him without hesitation and ran to save the snake regardless of his own danger.
And obviously his situation is much more dangerous than that snake!
"There will be no chance..." Sangzi felt helpless...
He leaned over and pressed his forehead against his, "I swear a poisonous oath to you. If you are really in danger and I stand idly by... I will... be struck by lightning, and I will die a terrible death!"
This is not just for fun, monks are not allowed to swear casually, especially the poisonous oaths that cannot be fulfilled after making oaths.
This is different from crossing the robbery. Nine thunders can't kill you, and there are tenth and No. 11... until the monks who made the poisonous oath but failed to complete it are smashed to death.
Naturally, it is impossible to seize the house.
"Farewell, master!" Su Boli was shocked, he knew the consequences of this poisonous oath...
He was just talking quickly to let Master know that he was jealous of Jin Mo!Then I just expressed my heart to Master from the side...
I never thought that Master would swear such a poisonous oath!
"Master, why did you set this up? The disciple naturally believes that the master will not let the disciple have any trouble... The disciple is just talking for a while... The master should not take it seriously." Su Boli's eyes were red.
"That's why you don't believe in the deity," Sangzi smiled evilly, "Don't you believe that the deity can protect you forever?"
"Believe!" Su Boli touched Master's long black hair with his backhand, "I believe in Master the most in my life, disciple!"
Sangzi smiled even more wickedly.
"Well, if Master doesn't want to laugh, you don't have to laugh..."
"..." Disciple, you are so considerate.
Sangzi rubbed Su Boli's face with her fingertips, then slowly withdrew her hand.
At this moment, Su Boli grabbed Sangzi's hands.Then, under his surprised eyes, he brought those white, tender and slender hands to his lips and kissed them.
"The disciple also likes the master the most... It is not the respect of the elders, nor the admiration of the disciples for the master... but love."
He swallowed, trying to calm himself down.
He lowered his head, trying not to look at Sangzi.To be honest, this is the first time that Subori has been so nervous.Every word I say now is related to whether the master will be with me in the future, or... push the master away from me...
Naturally, everyone was happy with the former,... and the latter, he couldn't stand the latter at all.
"Like this deity?" Sangzi asked in a daze, forgetting to twitch her hand.
"Yes!" Su Boli nodded vigorously, "It's the kind that becomes a Taoist couple and shares spirit and soul!"
Soul...Share it?
Sangzi suddenly thought inappropriately: becoming a Taoist couple is almost like becoming a young couple...
And the soul is shared... It seems that the soul is shared only when the dual cultivation is in progress... right?
The author has something to say: Thank you Qingqun girl for mine~
What are the girls!
Yanhu wiped his hands and managed to squeeze out tears, "Master! Tail—"
"To shut up!"
"Master, you don't smell as good as before. You smell like fish..." Yanhu babbled, "What should I do! Master, do you know how important the tail is to us!"
"I told you to shut up..." Sang Zi raised his forehead.
"It should be fortunate that the last thunder just fell lightly, otherwise... this deity would not just lose a tail."
It's all because of the insidiousness of Tiandao, so sneaky and sneaky, he dropped the ninth thunder. Thanks to Sangzi's quick reaction, he narrowly escaped by knocking Su Poli aside.Words...it really hurts.
Originally, Sangzi's body also dodged, so it should be fine, but the problem was that Sangzi's tail was too long, and when he dodged his body, his tail was caught straight.
How painful it is can only be understood but cannot be expressed in words.Half of the tail was scorched in an instant, without even a drop of blood, and the wound on the pink tail that was pulled out showed deep bone.
Sangzi only felt the burning pain from the tail, and really wished she had to have a tail.
The tail was chopped off and could not be retracted when it was transformed into a human form. Sangzi was not a mother-in-law, so she decisively pulled out the high-grade sword carried by Su Boli, and chopped off her own tail.
It's not hard to guess how frightened Su Boli was. Su Boli screamed at the top of his voice.
So much so that Sangzi thought that it was his tail that cut him off... Originally, it was three-point pain because he called it seven-point pain.
... The deity feels sorry for himself.
Then Sangzi turned into a human form and was hugged back by Su Boli. He cried and shook his hands. Along the way, Sangzi was in fear, for fear that he would accidentally throw it on the ground.
I thought in my heart that the life and death parting of the hero and heroine is just like this... Hey, tears and snot are dripping on the deity's face!
...Hiss, it hurts...
and then?
Then Sangzi was offered up and raised.
The grassland was completely torn into ruins by the thunder robbery, and it was impossible to live there. Su Boli took Sangzi to find a room to settle down in Muyunzong where the disciples of Xiuyunzong were stationed.
From then on, Sangzi lived a happy life when he opened his mouth for food, stretched out his hands for clothes, and fattened up for the New Year.
Su Boli is undoubtedly a good nurse. Except for his culinary skills, he has no choice but to give up... he insists on doing everything else by himself, and even rubs Sangzi's obscene pants.
Sangzi lay on the ground all day long, eating and sleeping, living a life like a pig.
During the period, Li Ming sent a sound transmission talisman, saying that he knew that he could make such a big commotion, and that he would definitely fix the dishonest guys like Sangzi.
Sangzi chuckled, and asked if the artifact had been refined?
Li Ming hesitated for a while, and said that he would definitely be able to do it within a thousand years...
Sangzi wanted to scold someone.
After lying like this for a long time, Sangzi was also uncomfortable, but as soon as he sat up, Su Boli jumped over and pushed him back.
Touching Sangzi's slender jade claws, he said with great distress, "Master's tail injury is not healed, so don't move it."
This is a bit difficult, no matter how you say it, Sangzi is a cat with fighting power comparable to Yanhu...not moving...how is it possible.
At first Sangzi endured it, but at last she couldn't bear it anymore, so she did a very stupid thing.
When Su Boli tried hard to persuade him to lie down, he jumped up and pulled off his pants, pointed at his white and round buttocks and said angrily, "Did you see it? There is no wound! This deity is fine! Nothing at all!"
Su Boli, who could not stand such a stimulus, rushed out the door covering his nose on the spot, and then slammed into the door frame with a bang.
Then there was less time to come to Subo, and Yanhu was sent to accompany Sangzi.
Yanhu attaches great importance to the tail, seeing that Sangzi's tail was broken, it behaved very aggressively, and even brewed a draft for 3 minutes, preparing to give Sangzi a good enlightenment.
——Although the tail is precious, life is not precious.
——No matter how ugly the broken-tailed cat is, it can't change Su Boli's love for you (aversion to cold).
——It doesn’t matter if the tail is gone, you are still the master.
Unexpectedly, Master would feel nothing but pain and ugliness about tail docking.
So it was out of anger.
"Master, you are disabled and disabled!" Yanhu grabbed his head and wailed.
This guy insisted on coming to remind him every day, lest Sangzi forget his half tail.
Sangzi ignored it.
"Aww... Master, don't pretend to be so loud that you can't hear clearly!"
"Shut up!" Sangzi rubbed his forehead, stretched out his foot and lightly kicked Yanhu's calf, "Go, call Su Boli over."
"Eh?"
"If you keep arguing, I'll find you a powerful tigress to mate with!" Sang Zi threatened, "Go, go find Su Boli."
Yanhu patted his robe, got up and walked out the door, stepped out with one foot and stopped suddenly, turned around and smiled at Sangzi, "Tigress can't do it, but the little black one who raised the master Snakes are nice."
"Forehead……?!"
Sangzi was dumbfounded.
The deity heard it right just now, right?
"Master looking for an apprentice?" Su Boli hurried over when he heard that Master wanted to look for him.
"Yes." Sang Zi beckoned to him, "Come here"
"Yes." Su Boli obediently sat on the footrest under the Sangzi couch.
Sangzi rested her chin on one hand, leaned on the bed, and put a soft blanket around her waist. Half of the blanket fell to the ground, and Su Boli pulled the blanket off.
Put it on the buttocks of the master.
Su Boli withdrew his hand silently, "Is there something wrong with the master calling the disciple?"
Sangzi cut to the chase, "How is Jin Mo doing now?"
Su Boli's eyes darkened, and he lowered his eyes, "There is no serious problem."
"That's good..." Sangzi stretched out her free hand and touched his head.
"Is Sangzi worried about Jin Mo?"
"Of course." The hand didn't move from Su Boli's head, but moved down along his cheeks, chin, collarbone, chest, and middle dantian.
Su Boli paused for breath.
"Is it Jindan?"
Su Boli nodded, "Yes."
"Very good, it's good to continue like this..." Sang Zi closed her eyes, not knowing what she was thinking, "Has Jin Mo also transformed into a god?"
"Turned into a god."
"It's good to transform into a god..." Sang Zi breathed a sigh of relief.The nine thunders were only for one person to overcome the calamity, and he thought that one of Su Boli and Jin Mo hadn't survived the calamity!
"It's true... Master always thinks about Jin Mo," Su Boli said softly suddenly, "Under such a dangerous thunderstorm, Master took the fairy artifact to find Jin Mo...but gave the spiritual artifact to the disciple... ...Let the apprentice wait in place..."
Sang Zi heard what he wanted to say.
The fingers circled around the middle dantian in a very seductive way, and then slowly stroked Su Boli's face.
He said quietly, "Don't blame me, if I don't rush over, Jin Mo will die..."
Su Boli grabbed Sang Zi's hand and rubbed it together, "But this disciple will die too... But at that time, the master chose Jin Mo..."
Sang Zi didn't know how to tell him, "That's because the deity has already confirmed that you will be fine."
"What if?" Su Boli persisted.
At such a critical moment, the master he loved so wholeheartedly abandoned him without hesitation and ran to save the snake regardless of his own danger.
And obviously his situation is much more dangerous than that snake!
"There will be no chance..." Sangzi felt helpless...
He leaned over and pressed his forehead against his, "I swear a poisonous oath to you. If you are really in danger and I stand idly by... I will... be struck by lightning, and I will die a terrible death!"
This is not just for fun, monks are not allowed to swear casually, especially the poisonous oaths that cannot be fulfilled after making oaths.
This is different from crossing the robbery. Nine thunders can't kill you, and there are tenth and No. 11... until the monks who made the poisonous oath but failed to complete it are smashed to death.
Naturally, it is impossible to seize the house.
"Farewell, master!" Su Boli was shocked, he knew the consequences of this poisonous oath...
He was just talking quickly to let Master know that he was jealous of Jin Mo!Then I just expressed my heart to Master from the side...
I never thought that Master would swear such a poisonous oath!
"Master, why did you set this up? The disciple naturally believes that the master will not let the disciple have any trouble... The disciple is just talking for a while... The master should not take it seriously." Su Boli's eyes were red.
"That's why you don't believe in the deity," Sangzi smiled evilly, "Don't you believe that the deity can protect you forever?"
"Believe!" Su Boli touched Master's long black hair with his backhand, "I believe in Master the most in my life, disciple!"
Sangzi smiled even more wickedly.
"Well, if Master doesn't want to laugh, you don't have to laugh..."
"..." Disciple, you are so considerate.
Sangzi rubbed Su Boli's face with her fingertips, then slowly withdrew her hand.
At this moment, Su Boli grabbed Sangzi's hands.Then, under his surprised eyes, he brought those white, tender and slender hands to his lips and kissed them.
"The disciple also likes the master the most... It is not the respect of the elders, nor the admiration of the disciples for the master... but love."
He swallowed, trying to calm himself down.
He lowered his head, trying not to look at Sangzi.To be honest, this is the first time that Subori has been so nervous.Every word I say now is related to whether the master will be with me in the future, or... push the master away from me...
Naturally, everyone was happy with the former,... and the latter, he couldn't stand the latter at all.
"Like this deity?" Sangzi asked in a daze, forgetting to twitch her hand.
"Yes!" Su Boli nodded vigorously, "It's the kind that becomes a Taoist couple and shares spirit and soul!"
Soul...Share it?
Sangzi suddenly thought inappropriately: becoming a Taoist couple is almost like becoming a young couple...
And the soul is shared... It seems that the soul is shared only when the dual cultivation is in progress... right?
The author has something to say: Thank you Qingqun girl for mine~
What are the girls!
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