Unhuman Strange Records

When Gu Yi was helped down by the driver, he was about to talk about Marx with Zhou Gong. He was a little unhappy when he was suddenly shaken awake. He stood at the stairs and looked around. He stretched out his hand and pushed the door on the right. The key, the key failed to go in after being poked twice, and fell to the ground with a thud. Gu Yi held the door and slid it down to pick up the key, and the door opened with a clatter.

Gu Yi didn't stand still, fell forward and was hugged.

The overwhelming snow covered Gu Yi's head upright, and there was a slight heartbeat sound coming from nowhere in the haze, Gu Yi stuck to it again, followed the sound and rubbed against it, and suddenly he was held by someone's arm Lifting it up, the person in front of him saw the sun, moon and stars in his eyes, frowning at him: "Drinking like this?"

Zhou Chao raised his head and scolded him again: "Where did the drunkard come here and go crazy, the male god throw him out!"

Gu Yi pointed with his finger: "Zhou Chao...you...why are you two fat?"

Zhou Chao immediately used the blue cat three thousand kicks to greet him.

While hiding, Gu Yi's body was slipping, and he couldn't stand firmly. He Yixi couldn't stand him anymore, and touched the key on him. Gu Yi rubbed back and forth again, pursing his lips to He Daxian'er: "Don't make trouble, itchy."

He Yixi rubbed his temples and sighed, carried Gu Yi to his home, at least put him on the sofa, Gu Yi spread out like a big character, closed his eyes, and calmed down, He Yixi stood by and watched for a while , guessing that he fell asleep, and was about to turn around and cover him with the quilt on the bed.

Gu Yi suddenly opened his eyes as if he had cheated on a corpse, raised his hand and grabbed He Yixi, He Daxian'er was staggered, just stood still, when he turned his head to see, Captain Gu had already sat up He squinted his eyes and looked at him: "Big... Daxianer?"

He Yixi said "hmm" and was about to leave again, but Gu Yi yelled at him, "You...wait...wait."

He Yixi didn't know why, so he had to stand aside and watch his performance. Gu Yi's hand finally stopped. He took out something and stuffed it in front of He Yixi's eyes. He looked carefully, yes, it's a wallet.

Gu Yisai didn't see He Yixi move for a long time, and suddenly stood up, raised his hands, bowed his head and bowed to him, like offering a treasure, and added: "You accept it."

He Yixi didn't know whether to laugh or cry, reached out to take the wallet, and took it away. The next second, Gu Yiyu posted it, nose to nose, and said, "Can we kiss now?"

Before He Yixi could react, he was pecked on his lips like a dragonfly, and his breathing was stagnant. He saw that Gu Yi moved his head away, his eyelashes flicked, and his eyes were dim, as if they were covered with water vapor and hit him. Let's talk.

That was Zhu Bajie eating ginseng fruit - too soon to taste the taste, Gu Yi unsteadily squeezed He Yixi's wrist, and pulled it towards him, his lips closed again, and the strong smell of alcohol flowed out from between Gu Yi's lips, teeth and nose Gu Yi closed his eyes in a daze, his eyelids trembled slightly, and the tip of his tongue protruded from between his teeth, licking He Yixi's lips for a moment, and He Yixi was shocked in the next second , pushed Gu Yi, his head was so heavy that he couldn't stand firmly, he was almost pushed down, subconsciously hugged Da Xian'er's waist, and leaned over again, his chin on his shoulder and complained: "Push... push me to do it Well, I almost... just... fell down."

After saying this, I giggled for a while, not knowing why.

He Yixi's eyes were deep, and when he turned his face sideways, he could only see the back of Gu Yi's head, and turned his head again, letting him hug him like this and asking, "Gu Yi, do you know who I am?"

Gu Yi didn't answer, He Yixi raised his hand to caress the pinnae of his ear, and the man fell asleep directly leaning on Da Xian'er's shoulder.

People who lose consciousness are dead, not to mention a big guy like Gu Yi, He Yixi took a lot of effort to drag him to the bed and hold him down. The bedroom with the lights off was pitch black, but Gu Yi's face was glowing with white light. and upturned lips.

The thousand-year king and 8-year tortoise, not to mention He Daxian'er who has lived for so many years, what a transparent person, he stood in the darkness for a while, like a white tan unfolding in a dark room, he figured it out after a while What exactly was going on, stretched out his hand to press his lips, the touch was still there, very clear, and the image of Gu Yi with his red neck and red face appearing in his head handing him the wallet.

Funny, and not annoying.

He Yixi smiled softly, and then put Gu Yi's wallet on the cabinet again without leaving his name.

Gu Yi got up in the morning, holding his wallet in a daze.

It always feels like something happened to this wallet.

There was a hangover pain in his head, and suddenly a small flame burst out, and Gu Yi froze on the spot.

"Damn it!" Gu Yi slapped his thigh, feeling that he had done something extraordinary last night, jumped up from the bed and headed for the door, his hand was still a little tangled on the door, and finally opened a small slit to open the door. He poked his head out to have a look, but there was no movement on the other side.

Gu Yi flinched back again and washed his face, comforting himself that it was probably a dream.

Then Zhou Chao played him the song "Dream Awakening Time", and stood at the stairs and yelled at him: "Gu Yi, next time you drink too much and come to our house, I will throw you down the stairs."

Gu Yi sprained his foot and almost rolled down the stairs.

He Daxian'er sat in the co-pilot with no expression on his face, he couldn't see any emotions, and Gu Yi didn't concentrate on driving. He said "um" and "ah" in his nose for a long time, and finally asked him tremblingly: "Daxian'er...... In the evening... I drank some slices..."

"Well, yes." He Yixi didn't look at him, but looked out of the window sideways, with a deep outline and a dusty smell, just like a fairy.

Gu Yi's heart was in his throat, and his voice was high-pitched: "I—"

Something was not right, and he quickly cleared his throat: "I don't remember what I did last night."

He Yixi finally turned his head back, looked at him and smiled suddenly: "It's nothing, the wine is good, I just fell asleep."

Gu Yi's heart sank back, and after a second thought, I relied on this dream, but it was too real, and he licked his lips unconsciously, as if he still remembered the feeling, it was very soft.

For a moment, the ears moved and turned red again.

He Yixi saw it in his eyes, a smile appeared on the corner of his mouth, and moved his face away again.

The car couldn't enter the pedestrian street, so Gu Yi had to pull over and watch He Yixi walk in, and stepped on the accelerator to merge into the rush hour traffic.

He Yixi wobbled towards the door of his store, suddenly stopped, and saw a man in a black suit standing at the door of the store from afar, probably waiting for him.

He Yixi stepped forward quickly, and smiled at him: "I thought you would come in a few days, Zhichuan."

The man in the black suit grinned at him: "Isn't Xiao Chao's urging too urgently?"

If Gu Yi saw it, he would have to yell, isn't this the man in black with a poker face that he saw in the shop the other day, and he could still smile brightly, but he didn't see it, he was wearing a big head pad that weighed heavily At the desk, staring at the computer screen for a moment.

Guo Yuxiu teased him: "Hey! Captain Gu, what recipe are you studying today?"

"Fried tomatoes with tomatoes." Gu Yi took his hand up from under the table, clicked the mouse weakly, and retracted it again.

Guo Yuxiu leaned over and smiled: "Oh, I will teach you this."

After finishing speaking, he glanced at the screen, was surprised, and slapped Gu Yi on the back of the head: "Fuck, Captain Gu, what are you looking at? You finally decided to change cars?"

Gu Yi raised his head and said to him, "What are you shouting about? Why are you so excited after spending your money?"

Guo Yuxiu hurriedly smacked her lips: "Tsk tsk, changing from golf to G63, your gear is a bit fast."

Tang Jing was busy working on the binding machine, and when she heard this sentence, she turned her head and asked Gu Yi: "Captain Gu, does your girlfriend dislike you?"

Gu Yi's head was dizzy, and he swayed from side to side as if being watered: "Where is my girlfriend, you turned me into a Seven Fairy?"

After thinking about it, maybe Seventh Fairy is not as good-looking as He Daxianer, so she shut up again.

Guo Yuxiu didn't believe it: "Captain Gu, don't fool us, you don't have a girlfriend and you want to do this all of a sudden?"

"As for any expert," Gu Yi paused, scratching the back of his head, and continued, "He thinks my car should be smaller and uncomfortable."

Tang Jing slammed the things in his hand against the table twice, and scattered them back on the table with a huff. He turned his head and said, "Expert He?"

A sentence suddenly popped up in my head: I still missed the plot of this season after all.

Guo Yuxiu was not as biased as Tang Jing thought. He listened to Zhile and patted Gu Yi on the shoulder: "Captain Gu, Expert He said that your car is smaller and you will change to a G63? Then why don't you just buy a car for Expert He?"

Gu Yi blinked, as if in deep thought.

Tang Jing's chair retreated, with an unbelievable expression on his face, Gu Dui actually thought about it, and before he had time to complain, he saw Gu Yi took out his phone and dialed a number: "Hey... Daxian, it's... that what , why don’t you say that my car is a bit crowded, or, uh, do you like it, Da Niu?”

Guo Yuxiu almost fell off the chair, and rushed forward to hug Gu Yi's thigh. Gu Yi hung up the phone and reported to him: "He said he didn't have a driver's license—what are you doing, Guoer, the emperor didn't give you any red envelopes .”

Guo Yuxiu burst into tears and yelled: "Father, my son also wants Da Niu!"

Gu Yi waved his hand: "Back off, you are already a waste prince, don't even think about it, you don't even have a battery car."

Tang Jing looked at Gu Yi who had just hung up the phone with a tinge of sunset red on his ears, and imagined what Expert He would look like driving a supercar——

Seems like a good fit.

The lines in my head followed one another.

——Ah, this is the first moment I saw someone fall in love.

Panicked, she quickly shook her head.

He Yixi hung up the phone in that room, the corners of his mouth raised, his eyebrows relaxed, and he looked in a good mood.

"Gu Yi?" The man in the suit named Zhichuan walked back and forth in the room with his hands behind his back.

He Yixi nodded, and heard Zhichuan say again: "No one usually calls you."

He Yixi didn't take it seriously, he folded his hands on his lap, motioned for "You Tiao" to leave, and asked him with a smile: "It's hard work guarding the prison gate, have you been drinking again recently.

"

Zhichuan didn't expect to ask such a sharp question as soon as he came up, and immediately retracted his neck and coughed, and after a while he nodded his head stiffly as if being pressed by his neck.

"They just think that I killed a mortal, and they don't know that you let the thing go, it doesn't matter."

Zhichuan showed guilt again: "I've hurt you."

He Yixi was magnanimous, and smiled at him: "What is this trivial matter. I brought everything I asked Zhou Chao to bring to you?"

Zhichuan nodded, stopped at the edge of the antique shelf, and raised his hand to touch the jade carving on the shelf. He Yixi rolled his eyes and tapped his knuckles on the table: "Explain to me?"

"Did you know? Your little nephew has been released after serving his sentence." Zhichuan immediately withdrew his hand when he heard He Yixi knock on the table.

"Well, about this time."

"Then do you know what the first thing he will do when he comes out?"

"Find me." He Yixi showed a little impatience, as if he didn't like to mention his little nephew's daily life, and asked again, "I didn't ask you this, what's going on with Gu Yi?"

"As you are now, your mana is weak and your soul is scattered. If you are not careful, you may burp. Aren't you waiting to be hammered by your little nephew? So you don't plan to take back what you gave away?" Zhichuan said Turning her face around, she saw He Yixi's eyes flickering a few times, then suddenly lit up, frowning, and said hesitantly for a while: "You mean..."

"Yes, that's right." Zhichuan nodded, "Gu Yi is that stupid boy."

He Yixi's complexion changed slightly, and he recovered quickly. His fingers curled up involuntarily towards his palms, clenched into fists, and then loosened suddenly.

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人が恋に搜ちる暴时を初めて见てしまった——from Honey and Clover