Unhuman Strange Records

He Yixi looked around, and saw a man in a tuxedo playing "Dream Wedding". There were men and women sitting in the front, back, left, and left, talking quietly, or eating silently, and there were only two gentlemen sitting at their table. , completely excluded by the atmosphere of the restaurant, it is estimated that there is only one layer of subtlety that has something to do with this place.

He Yixi retracted his eyes to look at Gu Yi, who was stupefied and hysterical, and called him.

Gu Yi came back to his senses, sat up a little straighter, unconsciously poked at the poor little black cod on his plate, and asked him, "What's wrong?"

He Yixi hesitated for a moment before opening his mouth: "Captain Gu doesn't need to be like this..."

Blinking, and then said: "Remorse."

He flipped through the menu, surprised.

Captain Gu was also able to do it. It seemed that he was really full of guilt, and he probably drowned him like a beast.

He Yixi was also a little sorry, and opened his mouth to comfort him.

Unexpectedly, Gu Yi paused his hands, his eyes wandered, and he shook his head: "It's not because of this."

He Yixi was stunned again, probably because he was scared by Tan Jingting that night and changed his nature: "Then you are...?"

Gu Yi purred his hair, seemed a little irritable, and poked his head down to poke the poor fish until it was almost turned into a meat paste, he muttered something indistinctly, but He Yixi didn't hear clearly, and asked him again: "What did you say? "

"I said it has nothing to do with this!" Gu Yi turned his head back to him, his voice a little louder, and the surrounding tables turned their heads to look at him, and he lowered his head again, as if he was going to give artificial respiration to the meat paste.

He Yixi played the piano with his fingers beside the plate, and was silent for a while, "Dream Wedding" over there was replaced with "Summer", and those tables turned his attention to the piano again, he glanced at Gu Yi, took off his police uniform, Putting on one of his coats, the two of them were about the same size, and it didn't seem out of place. It was a bit different from Gu Yi's usual sloppy appearance, but they turned out to be a bit cute, with pointed ears on both sides of their heads. He was still performing live performances of Shandandan Blooming Blooming Red, and he didn't say anything anymore, focusing on dealing with his veal steak.

After all, 1680 is one.

He Daxian'er was quite satisfied with his meal, but Zhou Chao was not happy anymore. Seeing the male god pushing the door and coming in, there was a follower behind him who wanted to step in. He stretched his legs to stop him, but Gu Yi's eyes were glued to the big fairy in front of him. He didn't even look at Zhou Chao's body, kicked it up, and the whole corridor was filled with Zhou Chao's painful screams.

Zhou Xi grinned in a rare way: "Haha, you idiot Zhou Chao."

Gu Yi then turned his head to see Zhou Chao jumping on the spot with his legs hugged, and said to her with a slight apology that was almost indistinguishable: "Oh, I kicked you, the main reason is that you are too fat and occupy the aisle." full."

With a scream, Zhou Chao scratched Gu Yi's face with his pale face, but He Yixi pulled her away and pressed her head: "Has your master sent you a letter?"

Zhou Chao paused for a moment, pointed at Zhou Xi and said, "Ask him."

He jumped up and continued to tear with Gu Yi, Zhou Xi held the handle without twisting the head, and said: "Here, my master said he will be there in two days."

When Gu Yi heard this sentence, he pressed Zhou Chao to stop the fight with her: "Master? Where do you two still have Master?"

Zhou Xi corrected him: "You should say it's my master, and Zhou Chao sent it as a phone bill."

Gu Yi glanced at Zhou Chao and felt that the possibility was very high.

Zhou Chao finally got off Gu Yi and pointed at Zhou Xi: "Zhou Xi, you will suffer retribution for treating your own sister like this!"

Zhou Xi: "Oh."

Zhou Chao moved his finger to He Yixi again. He Yixi was taking his coat from Gu Yi's hand. Zhou Chao was reluctant to curse his god, and turned his finger on Gu Yi: "Gu Yi, I think you have a problem."

Gu Yi: "What?"

"Why have you been clinging to my male god lately, are you...?"

As soon as Zhou Chao said this, Gu Yixin immediately thought that the little rabbit Baiyoubai was so cute. He glanced at He Yixi, saw that He Yixi was also looking at him, and immediately poked Zhou Chao with a tense body: "What am I? ?What's wrong with me?"

Zhou Chao squinted his eyes, stretched his neck and glared at Gu Yi, then turned to He Yixi, and then turned back again, Gu Yi was so nervous that he didn't dare to breathe, he was afraid that Zhou Chao would say something, and he was a little expecting what Zhou Chao would say , Zhou Chao opened his mouth: "Do you have no friends?"

Then he patted him, patted his arm if he couldn't reach his shoulder: "I suggest you go out more often, don't stay at home all the time."

"Hey—you kid." With a flick of his arm, Gu Yi was about to come up to educate Zhou Chao. Just as he was about to start, the phone buzzed again. Gu Yi took it out and looked, a little stunned.

The caller ID is a bit strange, Gu Yi took it out and fed it, and heard the other end of the phone yelling: "It's me!"

Standard phone scam opening.

Gu Yi was still a little hesitant, and asked uncertainly, "Chen...Yuan?"

Another sentence came from the other end of the phone: "It's me!"

Gu Yi was confused: "Why did you use this number, have you returned to your country?"

"I'm back!" There was a sound of the horn on Chen Yuan's side, the voice stopped for a moment, and then he picked it up again, "I'll go home first, tomorrow's game, you have to come and catch me, did you hear me?"

Before Gu Yi agreed, the phone hung up.

Everyone in the room focused on him. Gu Yi pressed the phone and put it in front of Zhou Chao: "See? My friend."

Zhou Chao was so close that he could clearly hear the yelling on the phone, and sent him four words: "Fun friends!"

Gu Yi immediately raised his head and pointed to the mobile phone and said to He Yixi, "Da Xianer, this is my childhood friend, I'm not a friend."

He Yixi was surprised that it had nothing to do with him, but he still politely responded to Gu Yi: "Yes, I see."

Zhou Xi didn't know what was going on, and finally moved her head off the TV, glanced left and right, and shuddered inexplicably.

This dialogue is too similar to the lines of the urban emotional love idol drama that Zhou Chao saw.

It's still the kind of thing you would say before you cheated.

Chen Yuan and Gu Yi grew up in the same courtyard, and they went to the gate of Tong Qianqian's school together to threaten others to buy their lives for [-] yuan. After more than ten years of ignorance and incompetence, they finally let his parents scourge capitalism abroad. I have been there, and I have been disconnected for several years. It is said that I am engaged in art. It is hard to say whether art is art or not, but messing around is definitely messing around.

Gu Yi stood at the door of the bar, watched the supercar stop for a while, and a young man came over with a flyer, took a look at him, and walked away.

Gu Yi cursed inwardly, "Damn!", and as soon as he opened the door, the noisy music slammed down his head and face. Chen Yuan sat inside and stretched his neck, and waved his hands as soon as he saw him.

The people who came here were full of unfamiliar faces, no one Gu Yi knew, and he didn't know how Chen Yuan hooked up with him after going out for several years. The girl's eye shadows shone like neon lights, Chen Yuan leaned over and shook his hand as if meeting a fellow villager: "Gu Yi!"

With a face full of passion, Gu Yi thought he was going to say in the next second, "Long time no see, I miss you so much!"

"Where's Qianqian, why didn't you come?"

Gu Yi twitched his hand: "Don't ask, you're married!"

Chen Yuan, from childhood to adulthood, has a wide heart and a fat body. He doesn't care about his family, country and the world. Only Tong Qianqian has been thinking about him for more than ten years. I love to talk to him, but I guess he didn't come when I called.

Chen Yuan pursed his lips, drooping his brows and eyes with an exaggerated expression: "No wonder I called her several times and no one answered her. It turns out that she is married, but the groom is not me."

"No one answered?" The music was a bit loud, but Gu Yi couldn't hear it clearly, so he repeated it, and suddenly a person squeezed over, leaned so close to him, his thighs rubbed against him, Gu Yi's back felt hairy, and when he turned his head, he was still a man , put on dark circles under his eyes and wink at him.

Gu Yi stepped back, and suddenly a hand came up to his back, embracing him vaguely, circling around his waist, Gu Yi turned around and pressed the man's hand: "Brother, a gentleman uses his mouth but doesn't move his hands."

The man chuckled, tilted his head, and praised him: "You are quite cute."

Chen Yuan immediately leaned over and pointed: "My friend, Tony."

Gu Yi patted his shoulders: "Chen Yuan, I didn't expect you to go to capitalist society to study beauty and hairdressing for several years."

"What beauty and hairdressing?" Upon hearing this, Chen Yuan glanced at Mr. T and explained to Gu Yi, "New artists, do you know?"

Gu Yi shook his head. He really didn't know, but he still had to be polite and polite to Teacher T: "I'm ignorant, so don't take it for granted. What kind of art are you doing?"

Teacher T was not angry either. He smiled at him, and was even more angry at Huya: "Sculpture."

Before Gu Yi could answer "Jiu Yang" after finishing speaking, he pressed his whole body on Gu Yi, his hand moved up his thigh, Gu Yi jumped up from the sofa, and sat next to Chen Yuan, Chen Yuan watched Zhi Le laughed and pointed at him: "You've missed your mark, I'm young, heterosexual!"

"Oh?" Teacher T's hands were empty, and he moved back to touch his chin. In all fairness, he looks pretty good, with a sharp chin, which is a bit similar to He Yixi. Gu Yi's eyes fell, and he suddenly thought of what Daxian'er is doing now ?I heard Teacher T say again: "I like your hexagram, why don't you try a man? It's not bad."

Gu Yi almost spit out a mouthful of wine, his heart was pounding, and he watched Teacher T once again with the flickering lights, and He Daxian'er's every move was like the scene in the TV series. Gu Yi was about to faint.

Teacher T gave him a playful look, and added: "I never make mistakes."

Gu Yi was choking, and hurriedly took out a tissue to wipe it off, and touched a hand with black nails on the side. Gu Yi looked at the owner of that hand, who was wearing a tight red dress, showing a presumptuous career line, and was following him. Blinking, she quickly showed a public servant's smile, as if she was about to take out her ID card in the next second, the girl rolled her eyes, and turned her head to laugh with Teacher T again.

Probably because Gu Yi's appearance was too out of tune with the general environment. He was surrounded by a circle of sitting people and poured alcohol. Gu Yi was famous in the courtyard for his alcohol consumption. People were confused, and it was quite late to look at the watch, so I got up to say goodbye to everyone, Chen Yuan was also a poor drinker, and he drank five and three dishes, so he was okay with him.

Gu Yi went out staggeringly, saw Teacher T coming out of the bathroom, and asked him with a smile, "Leaving so early?"

Gu Yi waved at Teacher Sa T: "Tomorrow...you're still at work."

Teacher T became a little interested: "Where do you work?"

"City... Public Security Bureau." Gu Yi pushed the door in a daze, and didn't pay attention to Teacher T's expression, and probably said something, which was really hard to hear.

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A cat ran away from home, and it was hard to find it. The first thing I did was to shit on my bed, and I fainted from anger!