Unhuman Strange Records

If there is an afterlife, I will be a bird and fly through eternity without the trouble of getting lost.

As soon as the Miemen case was solved, the number of people on Haiyan Street increased again. After the Mid-Autumn Festival and the [-]th, Ji Liang stroked Guo Yuxiu's head and wept bitterly: "Finally, we can have a holiday with peace of mind."

Guo Yuxiu moved the chicken paw on her head: "Have a holiday with peace of mind? Please pray to the gods and pray that nothing will happen during the holiday!"

Ji Liang threw Guo Yuxiu's head away, and began to slap his mouth: "Deputy Guo, those who are close to ink are black, have you learned badly from Captain Gu?"

Tang Jing sprayed the green plants on her table with water, and asked, "Where's Captain Gu, what about standing on the last shift before the festival?"

Gu Yi sneezed, he didn't know who was talking about him, or the smell in the room was too strong, he followed He Yixi's buttocks, wherever he went, He Yixi took him as transparent and cleaned up his things I don't know the real and fake bottles and cans.

Gu Yi was like a repeater: "Give me back the bracelet."

Ever since the bracelet came into He Yixi's hands, Gu Yi had been stuck in front of him for a whole day, insisting on asking him for the bracelet, He Yixi said from the beginning to the end: "If you give it to me, it's mine."

Gu Yi was in a hurry, and slapped the table: "He Daxian'er, I sue you, if you don't return the bracelet to me today, I will raise the rent tomorrow!"

He Yixi finally stopped and looked him in the eye.

Gu Yi was complacent, and his eyebrows and eyes floated up to the sky: "Unexpectedly, He Daxian'er, this street from No. 25 to No. 85, all--is--me--!"

He Yixi's Mona Lisa smile finally changed, and he made a sound with the "fried dough stick" next to him.

"You Tiao" said: "What?!"

What He Yixi said was: "I rely on it!"

Gu Yi was a little taken aback when the lines that didn't fit other people's designs popped out of his mouth, as if a god in the sky suddenly descended to eat a big cake in front of him. What did you just say? Are you repeating that?"

Zhou Chao jumped out again: "Oh my God! My male god curses so beautifully!"

Zhou Xi's voice came from the inner room: "Zhou Chao, you must be sick!"

Zhou Chao turned back and shouted inside: "Shut up and draw your talisman!"

He Yixi frowned: "If you two quarrel again, I will send you back to the mountain."

Seeing that He Yixi hadn't moved, Gu Yi urged him again: "Hurry up, or I will raise 5.00% next year, and if you hesitate for another 2 minutes, I will increase by [-]%."

Zhou Chao jumped up: "Gu Yi, you are really shameless!"

He Yixi stared at Gu Yi in silence for a while, and had no choice but to take out the box containing the bracelet and hand it to him. Seeing Gu Yi happily opened the box and took it out to have a look, Zhou Chao rushed forward: "What is so rare, let me see it." Look."

Rushing too fast, he tripped over the leg of the table, and as soon as he tapped his fingers, the bracelet flew out of Gu Yi's hand.

pat.

Broken in half.

Zhou Chao and Gu Yi were dumbfounded. They looked at each other, Zhou Chao shrank his neck, and said, "It's all...it's all because you didn't catch it..."

"Hey, you kid!" Gu Yi opened his mouth to scold her, but Zhou Chao's big eyes filled with tears, his small mouth pouted and shrunk back, and he was about to cry.

Then she started crying.

Gu Yi only felt a row of J-20 flying past his ear.

"You Tiao" quickly came up to stop Zhou Chao's mouth, and dragged her into the back room. He Yixi rubbed his temples, picked up the broken bracelet from the ground to have a look, sighed and said to Gu Yi: "You can still wear it, but you have to wear it." Bu Bu, Captain Gu, what do you think, how can I compensate you?"

Zhou Chao was dragged away now, and Gu Yi couldn't really lose his temper with a child, so he had to confront He Yixi: "This bracelet was worn by my grandma all her life, and it was passed down from my grandma. You called her and you said what to do."

He Yixi frowned slightly and thought for a while, then brought out a box from behind the screen: "We have to wait for this bracelet to be repaired, use this to compensate the old lady."

Open it and take a look, there is a string of Nanhong bracelets inside, full of color and meat, no miscellaneous or cracked, it is a high-quality material, Gu Yi can't understand it, but since He Daxian'er has a good attitude of admitting his mistakes, he reluctantly Accepting it, there was no place to put it with the box, Gu Yi put the box down, Hulu got it on his wrist, and shook it in front of He Yixi.

He Yixi put away the broken two-half bracelet and looked at his watch. After a while, his head was buzzing like a war, and he folded in a string of fine Nanhong. He was really in a bad mood, so he packed up his things Seeing that Gu Yi was still stuck in the store and refused to leave, he pushed him: "Captain Gu, if you don't leave, do you want to stay here to work?"

Gu Yi saw that he was about to go out, so he hurriedly asked him, "Where are you going?"

He Yixi sighed quietly: "Earn Nanhong's money back."

Gu Yi was elated with that expression, and turned the car keys: "Shall I see you off?"

He Yixi's destination was the sneaky woman's house yesterday. He thought he was going to a residential building, but the address was on an ancient street in Haiyan. This street, which is a tourist attraction, is full of people. Yes, black and white and yellow, crowded with people, I don't know if they are here to visit the scene or to see people.

As soon as the soup-filling buns here came out of the oven, the sugar-pulling ones yelled, and the people around them clapped their hands and applauded. Gu Yi followed He Yixi and squeezed through the crowd into the shop. , the store is not big, it sells dumplings, wontons, casserole and rice noodles. As soon as Gu Yifu entered the door, he saw a shrine inside, and there were tributes, but the worship things were not on it.

The proprietress was the woman I met yesterday. Seeing He Yixi coming, she hurriedly put down her pen and greeted him inside. Gu Yi also followed in. He was very curious about what He Yixi looked like when he was dancing, but just about to lift the curtain , He Yixi stretched out his hand to stop him, and asked him: "Why are you following?"

Gu Yi said confidently, "I am the supervisor."

He Yixi waved his hands like a puppy: "There can't be outsiders present in this matter, so you're not afraid to bring something home?"

Gu Yile: "What am I afraid of? Immortals live next door to me."

As soon as He Yixi dropped his hand, the curtain covered his face, and Gu Yi took a mouthful of the smell of oily smoke: "Damn it!"

The proprietress followed He Yixi, entered the room in the blink of an eye and locked it, Gu Yi pushed the door and didn't move, so he had to come out to wander around again, the shop was cramped and cramped, which made Gu Yi panicked, so he had to stand outside the door , although there are many people, but at any rate I feel more comfortable.

After standing at the door for half an hour, Gu Yi still didn't wait for He Yixi to come out, he was so bored, he wandered back and forth at the door, suddenly felt the hairs on his back stand on end, turned around instinctively, and saw that old-fashioned little girl again Loli stood on the opposite street and looked at him. The people on the street became silent for a moment, as if he and little Loli were the only ones left here. Follow him over.

Gu Yi froze immediately, not knowing whether to run or wait, seeing the little loli getting closer and closer, the two twisted braids were illuminated by the sun, black and glossy, and one could see her face facing the light like a peach It seemed to be fluffy, and suddenly the foot stopped, and it disappeared like a gust of wind.There was another sound behind Gu Yi, and when he looked back, it was He Yixi who came out.

Even the proprietress, who was very grateful, wanted to shake hands with him frequently, but He Yixi pretended not to see, and then looked at the signboard of his house: "Your store, the door faces the street corner, and the Mingtang is still small, so the layout is not good. , it’s best to open the door inside and move the cashier’s position.”

When Gu Yi heard this, he immediately came up to disrupt the situation: "You might as well ask someone to move it away."

The proprietress smiled apologetically while nodding, and when she heard Gu Yi's words, she gave him another look. Gu Yi kindly made fun of him, and then went back. Seeing He Yixi taking out his mobile phone, he smiled slightly at the proprietress: "WeChat or Alipay?"

Gu Yi burst out laughing with joy.

He Yixi took back Nanhong's money anyway, feeling better, the corners of his mouth curled up again, and was about to go back, when he saw Gu Yi looking around without moving, he asked him again: "Are you still planning to travel?"

"Come on, let's have a meal." Gu Yi moved his nose, and walked forward like a puppy, "When I came last time, I came across a good noodle restaurant. Let's go, brother will take you to try it." taste."

After walking two steps and seeing that He Yixi didn't move, he came over to pull him again: "Let's go, Daxian, I'll treat you."

He Yixi finally raised his foot.

It's a pity that the last time Gu Yi came to this street was last year's weather, but the pavilion was no longer that pavilion. The noodle shop was closed and turned into a real-life escape room game hall. There are pumpkin lanterns and spider webs at the entrance. Hanging this post-modern style sign, it says: J-MAN, opened in the middle of a lot of restaurants, stands out from the crowd.

There was a young man standing at the door, seeing Gu Yi and He Yixi standing there in a daze, he opened the door and came out with a smile on his face, beckoning them to go in.

Gu Yi waved his hand: "Is this the noodle shop from before?"

The young man replied: "There is a noodle shop here, and it was already last twelfth lunar month. If you want to eat his noodles, you have to go out of the street, far away from here."

Gu Yi had no choice but to turn around and ask He Yixi: "What's wrong with Da Xianer, why don't you change homes?"

He Yixi looked up at the exaggerated signboard and nodded: "Anyway, it's your treat."

The two of them raised their feet to leave, when suddenly a few girls came around from behind and stopped at the door of the store to see, the young man didn't want to keep the two of them, he went to greet some girls, one of them seemed to be a regular customer here, and the young man Say hello, and ask with a smile: "Little brother, I heard that you have opened a new theme?"

"Yeah, today is the first day, do you want to experience it?"

The girl next to her said timidly, "Will it be scary?"

The young man laughed again: "Maybe it's a bit scary, why don't you wait for a few more people to fight together?"

Several girls looked at each other, pushed each other and nodded, and were about to follow the young man in. As soon as the door covered with spider webs opened, the two of them rushed out, panicked, hugging the young man and shouting: "Liu Brother! Brother Liu! Someone is dead inside!"

This voice attracted everyone's attention, including Gu Yi and He Yixi who were about to leave.

The young man was obviously stunned for a moment, and pushed the man away: "Call the dead, what's the use of hugging me!"

After speaking, he ran to the door.

When the girls heard this, their faces turned pale with fright, and they didn't dare to enter the door. They withdrew one after another and were walking backwards. Two people leaned over behind them. A large shadow completely covered them, and they walked forward. Two long legs passed directly in front of them.

The girl looked at the backs of the two of them in silence for a while, then suddenly sighed: "You are so handsome..."

The author has something to say:

I'm in the water... I can't go down _(:з」∠)_

So why Captain Gu can miss work and go out to wander around... I don't know

If there is an afterlife, I will be a bird and fly through eternity without the trouble of getting lost. —— Sanmao