Unhuman Strange Records

Gu Yi's throat moved, as if swallowing saliva.

There was a sound of the glass door, and someone pushed the door and came in. Seeing the two elders looking at each other affectionately, he was stunned, bit his lips and asked Gu Yi as if making up his mind: "Um... do you exorcise evil spirits here?"

Gu Yi was furious: "Do I look like a magic stick! Exorcise evil spirits and go to the Five Immortals Temple next door!"

"You Tiao" came out of nowhere, and invited people in with an extraordinary face: "He is a monk in the Temple of the Five Immortals, and he competes with his peers. Don't listen to his nonsense."

The woman opened the bag mysteriously and hesitantly, and took out another cloth bag, revealing a small gilt bronze Buddha not tall enough for the forearm, wearing a waistband and leaning up on the lotus seat, with slender eyebrows and long eyes , wide forehead and big ears, a typical popular style of the Ming Dynasty. Although it is a Buddha statue, pinching a demon seal, Gu Yi only glanced at it from the corner of his eye, and suddenly saw the Buddha statue blinking and began to shed tears of blood. The woman is nervous and has already wrapped it up.

"Damn—" Gu Yi had just expressed his emotions when He Yixi pulled him back and said to the woman, "Sister, I can take this job, but I can't do it today. I have a client. Come back tomorrow." .”

The woman looked at Gu Yi, then at He Yixi, nodded her head, wrapped her bag and went out again.

Gu Yi was left with self-doubt: "I just saw... my eyes were dazzled?"

He Yixi twiddled the ancient book spread out on the table: "You don't have eyesight."

Gu Yi followed his hand to look down, and saw the yellowed pages of the book spread out. A monster with green face and fangs was painted in a freehand style, and a line of small characters below it read: Nightmare Demon, Spiritual Energy of Heaven and Earth.Be kind to all things.Eating his dreams is a connection.Feed it, you can make a wish.

Thanks to Gu Yi's visual acuity of 1.5, otherwise he would almost lose sight.Gu Yi flipped the book to the cover, and there were three words "Strange Records" written on it, not to mention the publication number, the author didn't even have one.

Gu Yi was still muttering about ghost books, when he suddenly noticed that He Yixi had already walked towards the door, and yelled at him: "I haven't finished talking, where are you going?"

He Yixi has already pressed his hand on the door: "At the customer's house, set up a formation."

Gu Yi immediately followed behind, yelling at him: "Going to other people's homes to promote your feudal superstition, be careful, I will arrest you!"

He Yixi didn't bother to pay attention to him, looked down at his phone, Gu Yi leaned over again, looked at his phone screen, He Yixi raised his face and asked him: "Captain Gu, have you finished writing your report?"

It's just that the noses of the two of them are too straight. Gu Yi's side was still looking down at the screen of the phone, rubbed nose to nose with He Yixi, walked back several meters away, looked back and forth, with a look on his face. Hot: "I, what about me, I report that I have no inspiration."

He Yixi raised his eyebrows: "Then why are you following me? I have inspiration written on my face?"

"Damn!" Gu Yi pointed his middle finger at him, "I'm flattering you!"

After speaking, I always felt that I was panicking with shame, unable to stand up, ran to the parking lot in desperation, and touched the tip of my nose with my hand unconsciously.

The corners of He Yixi's head and mouth are raised behind him, and Captain Gu's like that, it's really--it's so fun!

Gu Yi didn't want to write a report, and didn't want to go home. Thinking of He Yixi's words, he felt suffocated again. He swayed left and right, remembering that the old lady at home hadn't seen each other for a long time, and finally decided to go home and drive the car. His mini-golf went to Longting of the Water Garden again.

Shuiyuan Longting is located in the southern suburb of Haiyan. It is a newly developed villa community. Inside, there are rockeries, lotus ponds, corridors and pavilions, with villas with white walls and black bricks, like a special snack city.

The boundary is a good one, but Gu Yi doesn't like to go home.

Sure enough, as soon as his car was aimed at the door of the house, there was a sudden scolding in that car, full of energy, and it went straight to Tianting.If it weren't for the fact that the villas are all single-family, someone would have called the police to say that this disturber was in front of him.

Gu Yi's mother, Li Xubai, younger sister of Li Yanqing, Disciplinary Inspection Secretary of the Provincial Public Security Department, flashed in front of Gu Yi as if the universe had moved a lot. She thrust her hands into her waist, put her feet aside, and held a broom in her hand: "Gu Yi! What's the matter with you! You don't go home every day! You don't go home during the Mid-Autumn Festival! It's fine if you don't go home! You don't even make a phone call! I'll kill you heartless!"

Gu Yi turned the car sideways, dodged to avoid his mother's Dugu Jiusao, and finally grabbed the other end of the broom: "Mrs. Li, you are assaulting the police."

At that time, Mrs. Li was angry from the bottom of her heart, and she felt that this stinky boy would not open any pot or carry any pot. He insisted on making her angry. I let you be a policeman! Just like your uncle!"

"Hey!" Gu Yi leaped into the room vigorously, still yelling, "Mrs. Li, you have a lot of appetite! Why don't you tell me to become the president of the country!"

Mr. Gu was lying on the toffee chair watching TV, and the two Erhas squatted aside and sniffed his feet. Seeing his son coming back, he pointed to his wife outside the house and rubbed it on his neck.

Gu Yi shouted again: "Dad, hurry up and buy some Jingxin Oral Liquid for your wife, she is in menopause!"

"What are you talking about, you little bastard!" Mrs. Li bangs the door and comes in, carrying a broom, threatening to make Gu Yi suffer.

"Grandma! Grandma! Your daughter-in-law is going to beat your precious grandson!" Seeing that the edge of the broom was about to touch his face, Gu Yi hurriedly stretched his neck and yelled.

Gu Yi’s parents were herding sheep when they were young, and they never held them in their palms like other people’s houses, fearing that they would fall and put them in their mouths, fearing that they would melt. Grandma took care of them for him when he bumped, got hungry, and is now 93 years old. She couldn't use her eyes anymore, and her ears couldn't hear clearly. She only vaguely heard her precious grandson calling her, and she was about to go downstairs.

Seeing that the old lady was about to get up, the people around hurried over to help her. The old lady walked tremblingly to the stairs, and met Gu Yi face to face.

Gu Yi was immediately dumbfounded.

The man supporting the old lady—

It was clearly He Yixi and He Daxian'er.

"I rely on you, why are you in my house!" Gu Yi stretched out his hand and pointed at He Yixi madly, looked at him and then at his mother, and asked her, "Mrs. Li, why did you let this magic stick come to our house?"

Mrs. Li was stunned: "Why, do you know the master? My sister said that the master's peach blossom array is very spiritual, so I asked him to put one in your bedroom—"

Gu Yi jumped: "Put it in my bedroom? Put it in my bedroom?"

After finishing speaking, he pressed Mrs. Li's forehead again, "Mrs. Li, did you have a fever and your brain burned out? As long as he is like that, you are not afraid that he will curse me to death!"

Mrs. Li was furious and wanted to slap him on the spot: "How did you talk in front of the master!"

Gu Yi pedaled and ran upstairs, opened the door and saw, facing east and south, hung two huge bright red Chinese knots, and there was a pot of green plants from unknown sources in the northwest, red and green, like a match. Shit, it's so funny.

Gu Yi picked them all up, ran to grandma, pushed He Yixi away, supported the old lady, turned to stare at him, and instructed him with his mouth: "Stay away."

The old lady touched Gu Yi's hand with a smile: "Is my baby back?"

"Yes, it's me! The real baby!" Gu Yisheng was afraid that the old lady would not hear him, so he yelled into the old lady's ear: "Grandma! Stay away from that troublemaker! He wants to harm you, baby!"

"Oh, the big baby is back." The old lady didn't know what Gu Yi was talking about, so she nodded and asked, "Are you married?"

As soon as she got old, she didn't remember many things clearly. The only thing she cared about was when her three-generation single-pass grandson would get married and have children. Opening and shutting up is "Are you married?" until Gu Yiwen collapsed.

So Gu Yi broke down again: "...Nope!"

The old lady was still smiling, nodded again, and patted Gu Yi's head: "It's okay, grandma found one for you."

After speaking, he pulled Gu Yi's hand and stuffed it into He Yixi's arms.Gu Yi looked at the old lady and looked at He Yixi, who was smiling inconspicuously, and was even more broken, pointing at the old lady and whispering to Mrs. Li: "Is the old lady so confused that she can't tell the difference between male and female? "

I don't know if Gu Yi is his own, but Mrs. Li was delighted when she saw the scene, she felt so happy to see her son slumped, she raised her chin: "Who told you to be a bachelor all the time, she can't tell the difference, you Wouldn't you coax your grandma?"

After finishing speaking, he gave He Yixi a smiley face: "My old lady is getting old, and sometimes she is a little confused, master, don't mind."

He Yixi shook her head with a fairy-like smile on her face: "The old lady has a very good horoscope, and she has a fortune."

The old lady also asked: "Big baby, do you like it?"

Gu Yi didn't want to talk.

"Look, what a pretty girl." He Yixi couldn't laugh anymore.

Seeing He Yixi's stiff expression, Gu Yi suddenly got excited, held He Yixi's hand, and said with a playful smile, "That's right, your granddaughter-in-law must look good!"

He Yixi twitched his hand back, couldn't move, made eye contact with Gu Yi, but was ignored again, seeing Gu Yi's eyes rolling, he was about to make a bad idea: "It's the first time he comes to the door, so I have to ask him to serve you some tea no."

Pulling his hand, He Yixi took a step forward and leaned over to the coffee table. Gu Yi pushed him: "Hurry up, daughter-in-law, pour tea for my grandma."

Mr. Gu didn't watch TV either, he happily watched the show with his dog's legs in his arms, He Yixi smiled like a spring flower, and the corners of his mouth couldn't stop twitching, no wonder Gu Yi was off-line, it turned out to be genetically determined!

The old lady had already settled down on the sofa, and when she heard her daughter-in-law wanted to offer tea, a smile appeared on her face like a chrysanthemum after autumn, and she reached out to He Yixi to wait for the tea.He Yixi had no choice but to pass it over with the teacup. The old lady drank it, squinting her eyes and smashing her mouth. After a while, she suddenly fumbled for a bracelet from her arm, and was about to put it on He Yixi's hand.

When Gu Yi saw it, he yelled again: "Grandma, what are you doing! Didn't you keep it for your granddaughter-in-law? Why don't you wear it when you see everyone!"

However, the size of the bracelet was a bit small, and it couldn't fit into He Yixi's hand. The old lady pulled his hand away again as if she didn't hear Gu Yi's protest, put it in the palm of her hand, and patted He Yixi's shoulder: "Little It's better for a girl to be stronger, it's better to be stronger."

Gu Yi's face was darkened, he could become Bao Zheng by painting the moon, and shouted: "Give me something!" He raised his hand to snatch the bracelet, He Yixi snorted and snorted, the pink back of his hand was caught by the bracelet, and turned his wrist over himself in pocket.

Gu Yi grabbed his hand and was about to rummage through his pockets. He Yixi pressed his hand and squeezed it tightly, then smiled and watched him blow his hair: "If the old lady gave it to me, it's mine. Captain Gu can't make the decision." .”

This time it was Gu Yi's turn to be unable to draw his hand, and grinned as he was pinched, "What are you doing, Da Xian'er, let go!"

He Yixi smiled: "I show my affection."

The author has something to say:

Two chapters of water _(:з」∠)_ Take a break

Because while reading a book and writing at the same time, I also need to sort out the outline

will be slower. .

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