Cub Recruitment Office

Gossip Forum of the Special Alien Management Office on Earth:

Topic: I'm pregnant, my father-in-law always makes me eat this and that, and even...

Main Building: I really don’t want to bear with asking my husband and I about the posture at night, and I want to ask everyone what I should do.

Floor 1: Pregnant with cubs, it's best not to do that with your husband.And as far as I know, most people in the company have a specific estrus period. If the host's husband can be in estrus anytime and anywhere, I seem to have guessed who you are.

Floor 2: The company hasn't had a new cub for a long time, so I'm looking forward to it.

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Building 388888: The host is going crazy. Both my father-in-law and husband have seen this post, and immediately stop letting people eat ice cream, and don't let people go to bed...

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Many pets will be taken to pet hospitals by their owners for surgery, and they will become pets that will not go into heat and will not have offspring.However, most of the cats and dogs in Yan Mu's family have not undergone surgery, and only a small number of pets abandoned by their owners have undergone surgery.But for some reason, Yan Mu seldom sees cats and dogs that are pregnant with babies. For a long time, he has only helped deliver a few litters of cats and dogs. Pet hospital, was soon adopted.

"At this time, there should be pregnant cats and dogs." Yan Mu touched Yan Hui's little head and smiled, "After dinner, ask the tailless and lame ones, let's feed the pregnant ones!"

The little white cat jumped on the sofa, pulled out the remote control, and pressed the switch with its paw to watch TV.Yan Mu ran to the kitchen to make dinner, because he was in the hotel all day, and besides eating, he was helping in the back kitchen, so Yan Mu is not hungry at all now, he plans to cook some taro balls for supper, and then warm them up for the dogs , and then fried small fish.

The snow-white and snow-white Spitz ran outside to play with Queweier. Since he was full of food, his strength recovered quickly, and his body was finally no longer dry.Yan Hui took a large basin of clothes and ran to the bathroom to wash the clothes, and washed two bed sheets by the way.There was no one else in the living room for a while, the little white cat stopped pretending, looked at the TV noblely and glamorously, ran to the drawer and pulled out the dried fish in the packaging bag, ate it, and threw the wrapping paper away into the trash.

The balcony at home is not only decorated as a kitchen, but also used to dry clothes. Outside the windows are green belts and parking spaces.In order to make it easier for the dogs to play, Yan Mu specially installed a light outside, which will be turned on at night, and he can see clearly outside.

Make taro balls into the shape of plum blossoms, and then cut them open with a knife. When Yan Mu raised his eyes, he saw a sika deer cub appearing at some point. He happily circled around the fox dog and ran to the front of the fox dog Hit the rubber ball with your own little hoof.This sika deer cub is very lively and energetic, and can always grab the rubber ball ahead of time, and the rubber ball will bounce higher when the small hoof is hit accurately.

The fox dog didn't play for a while, so he could only run behind excitedly.However, because his body hadn't recovered much, he was out of breath after running for a long time.Yan Mu glanced out, and said helplessly: "It's time to eat later, everyone is lined up. Those who are pregnant with babies line up alone, and there will be extra meals."

Yan Mu ran out with a big bowl and looked around at the cats and dogs who came to eat. After some calculations, those who didn’t come to eat must have eaten their fill in other ways. Most of them didn’t have babies, and there were only two dogs here. Conceived a baby with a cat, the number is relatively small.

"It will be a few months before we see the cubs, right?" Yan Hui was very excited. He put the ingredients he brought in the refrigerator and put the finished products in the lunch box. Some of them will be taken to the company for lunch tomorrow. Put some on the coffee table for breakfast tomorrow morning.

The little sika deer also likes to eat dog food, but Yan Mu is worried about his indigestion, so he only eats some hay feed bought online.The little Spitz didn't go home, but followed Quewei'er away, and Yan Mu knew that he should have successfully joined the big group.

The little sika deer seemed to be very excited as it stepped on the floor with its little hooves. He blinked his big eyes, looked here and there, then raised his paws to lick the fur on his legs, and moved his little nose. , eager to try the cabinet.

"Meow!" The little white cat stood up from the sofa in an instant, looked down at the little sika deer, and let out a warning cry.

The fluffy and beautiful little ears drooped down, and the little sika deer quietly returned to the nest and lay down on its stomach, not daring to move.

"Ah Bai is coming to sleep." Yan Mu made the bed and waved at the little white cat.

Pressing its claws on the remote control to turn off the TV, the little white cat quickly ran to the bed, burrowed under the quilt, and revealed its furry little head, ready to sleep.Yan Mu whispered goodnight, and soon fell into a deep sleep.

In the darkness, the little sika deer that had been lying in the den suddenly stood up, tiptoed its little hooves and moved lightly on the floor, but even so, he still made a little noise.The little sika deer immediately lay motionless on the floor, pretending to be sound asleep.

The quilt on the bed was arched, and the little white cat poked its head out, looking under the bed with burning eyes. "Meow meow!" Three times in a row, the little white cat quickly jumped out and stepped on the little sika deer's head, patted the little sika deer's head a few times with its furry paws, and then returned to the bed.

When Yan Mu woke up the next day, he didn't see the little sika deer. There was a card with paw prints on the tea table. He happily put it away and got up to work.

It's just that today is not destined to be peaceful. As soon as Yan Mu arrived at the company, he was notified by the security department that someone was looking for him.After explaining Yan Hui's next job, Yan Mu came to the office of the security department suspiciously, and then saw a familiar woman, the one he had met near the tax bureau before.

Walking in with an ugly face, Yan Mu straightened his back, this is his own company, no matter how arrogant the other party is, he can't make further progress!

"I'm here to apologize to you." The woman said this, but her tone was not good, and she didn't mean to apologize at all.

"Then you can go back." Yan Mu is not a good person, he will not accept such an apology.What's more, the other party was just putting on a show and was not sincere at all. She probably felt that she was not wrong.

She stared, the woman did not expect that Yan Mu would not accept, she said anxiously: "You cooperate with me to record a video, just say that you don't care about that day..." She quickly turned on the phone and pointed at herself and Yan Mu. animal husbandry.

"Why should I cooperate with you? Could it be that you were bitten by a dog and still say that you don't care about it? I think the dog should be taught a lesson before it learns to be good, otherwise it will always bite people indiscriminately!" Speaking of this, Yan Mu couldn't help it He continued, "There are a lot of dogs in my family, and some of them have outbursts of temper, and one of them will bite people when they are unhappy, but I have educated them from the beginning, don't let them bite their wounds, even if they are unhappy, they can't hurt humans... ..."

After waiting for a long time, when Yan Mu said this, the woman's complexion was very bad, and she secretly cursed "crazy", and then said with a livid face: "Don't you just want money? Tell me, how much?"

Yan Mu froze for a moment, not understanding why the other party would say that, as if the other party did not understand his brain circuit.Feeling that the painting styles of the two are completely different, he shook his head and said, "I don't want money."

"Then what do you want? Change your job? Or something else? As long as you cooperate with me, I will help you achieve it." The woman said it bluntly.

"I don't want anything." Yan Mu looked at the other party with crazy eyes, "You came to me just to record a duplicity video? You are really boring, I have to go to work, excuse me."

Seeing that Yan Mu was about to leave, the woman finally got anxious, and she spoke very fast: "Don't you know? Didn't you push the video on the Internet? It's fun to force me to apologize? I didn't expect young people nowadays to be so ruthless, No conscience."

What video, he didn't know at all, just as Yan Mu was about to speak, a security guard suddenly came in outside the door and explained to him in a low voice.It turned out that the last time the little sika deer took the initiative to jump out of the car and ran to Yan Mu's side to rub him, it was recorded as a video by many people and uploaded to the Internet, and there was a woman's ferocious face.This incident would not have been a big deal, but the zoo's official Weibo suddenly reposted the video, and explained why Yan Mu was approached by a sika deer cub, because there was a cub cub who liked him very much.

There are also pictures on the official blog, the cubs get into the car obediently, and Yan Mu is sitting handsomely on the co-pilot, making many people feel that the painting style is too cute, just like a cartoon.

A large group of zoo fans, bear cubs, and sika cub fans licked the screen at that time. Later, someone accidentally recognized the woman, found her Weibo, and found that she was a small white-collar worker who often satirized others meanly on Weibo. From her leader to the popular star, all of them have been judged harshly, and now she has stabbed a hornet's nest.

Originally, her Weibo had only a small number of fans. Although the people in the company knew her character, they all silently endured it, but Yan Mu's fans and fans of other stars would not bear it. Coupled with the vivid video, she instantly It's red, black red black red.

Because some fans are more extreme, and their fighting power is not inferior to her level of meanness, so she was very troubled, so she tried every means to find Yan Mu, and asked him to clarify for herself.

After understanding the cause and effect of the matter, Yan Mu looked at the other party again with crazy eyes, and said: "The point of the matter now is not my attitude, but that all your microblogs that slandered others before have been spread, and you have become the target of public criticism I think even if you apologize, it won't stop the turmoil. After all, those big stars have tens of millions of fans. I think it's more straightforward for you to issue a hospital certificate that you are mentally ill."

This was the first time Yan Mu said such mean words, and he walked out after speaking, ready to continue working.

"Hey, can't you help me? Someone has already started to flesh me..." The woman broke down, but she still didn't admit her mistake.Seeing that she didn't look normal, the security guard thought about what Yan Mu said, and decisively hit Yao [-].