Cub Recruitment Office

Earth Ad Hoc Alien Management Office Comment Book Forum:

Topic: I hope the company will open a marriage forum, after all, more and more married people...

Main building: Hey, I'm getting married soon, the whole bird is not well, the other party is very knowledgeable in medicine, and I will basically say goodbye to the possibility of successful lying in the future.

Floor 1: This post does not comply with the forum norms and has been moved to the gossip forum.Forum→communication area→gossip area.

2nd floor: qaq is envious of the original poster. In the future, eggs can be hatched directly at home, instead of going to the hatchery every day.

3rd floor: There is a big difference between small birds and large birds. Visually, it may be difficult for the host to conceive eggs, but since there is a doctor, it may not be difficult.Bless the landlord.

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Floor 38888: You don't have to worry about us. My wife is in good health and will definitely give birth to a healthy egg baby.

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Sika deer cubs are particularly easy to feed. They like to eat fresh grass and fresh vegetables.Yan Mu happened to buy some, washed them, shook them dry, dried them, and put them on a plate for the cubs of sika deer to eat.

I don't know if the sika deer can take a bath. Yan Mu rubbed his chin and thought about it. He should be similar to sheep. Sheep don't like to be near water, but when they have no choice, they will touch water and won't be drowned.Seeing the cute little cub blinking its big eyes and nibbling on the fresh and tender vegetables, Yan Mu couldn't help it, touched and touched him, and even gave him some pet milk powder.

For the sake of caution, Yan Mu did not bathe the little sika deer with water, but sprinkled dry powder specially designed for pets on him, and then combed the dry powder with a small comb.

"Huh? Faded?" Yan Hui was holding a pot of hawthorns and was scrubbing them with a dry rag. This was the amount he would eat tomorrow.

As the dry powder fell, the fur on the little sika deer also began to fade, and finally all the beautiful patterns on the fur disappeared, and he turned into a pure elk.Yan Mu thought of the tiger cubs and lion cubs he had dyed, and suddenly felt that there was nothing strange about it, but the quality of the dyed fur of the sika deer was not very good, and the color faded so easily.

Touching the smooth fur on Xiaolu's body, Yan Mu said with a smile: "This is either dyed by his master, or some enthusiastic person, but the quality is really..."

"Haha." Yan Hui couldn't help laughing either.

"Meow meow." Noble and glamorous squatting on the big bed, the little white cat looked like a sika deer, then shook its ears and got under the covers to get ready to sleep.

As a result, Yan Mu suddenly became interested, excitedly found out the hair dye, adjusted the color and prepared to dye it back for the little sika deer. "This hair dye is prepared by the doctor at the pet hospital. It is natural, non-irritating, and free of harmful substances, so the price is a bit expensive, but it is also one of the signs of his hospital." Yan Mu said in a rambling voice. Then, with a small brush, he quickly dyed the fur of the sika deer.

Standing obediently in front of Yan Mu, with a very obedient appearance, this sika deer is probably also a very spiritual one?

After dyeing the fur, Yan Mu felt that it was not enough, so he adjusted a very, very light blue color, dug out the little white cat, dyed his fur, and dyed it into stripes, just like the patterns on the white tiger.The little white cat kept shaking its ears, trying to avoid it, but seeing Yan Mu's high spirits, it could only sigh secretly, and let Yan Mu act on him.

After the hair is dyed and dried, you can go to bed.Yan Mu slept late at night, because the company was on holiday the day after tomorrow, and all the staff went to the buffet. He planned to go on a diet from tomorrow and only eat very little food.

After struggling for a day, Yan Mu dragged Yan Hui, who was also hungry, to the hotel designated by the company by bus.The little white cat didn't know where it went, Yan Mu still felt a little regretful, if he put the little white cat outside, maybe he could give him something to eat.

"The entire hotel should be booked. There are several halls. We can't run around in order not to bump into the leader." Yan Mu whispered to Yan Hui, "Anyway, the big boss won't come to this lobby, we just need to hide Just eat in the corner!"

"Yes!" Yan Hui nodded with his eyes shining.

The hall is super big, and several layers of places to put plates have been set up. The two brothers walked in with bright eyes and went straight there.A small leader stood on the stage to speak. The marriage of the company's senior management has little to do with them, so the small leader took the opportunity to encourage everyone to work hard.This is a bit similar to a large company dinner, but you don't have to pay for it yourself, the money will go from the company's account.It is precisely because of this that Yan Mu likes this company very much. If the big leader gets married more times, then he can eat more times.

The delicious food like running water was placed on the plate, Yan Mu found an oversized plate, and put the vegetables on it with bright eyes, and also put a lot of small snacks.He has an old problem of low blood sugar, which never gets better, but eating sweets can temporarily relieve it. It just so happens that Yan Mu also likes sweets very much, especially with only one layer of cream on the cake base, he can eat a whole at a time!

Ordinary people on earth and aliens are naturally separated. They stay in different halls, and they are divided according to their positions. These are the rules passed down by the company, and no one will deliberately break them.And because of the special identities of the groom and the groom's husband and wife, they cannot appear in front of ordinary people, so this wedding is equivalent to insiders knowing, and then others can eat and eat.

A woodpecker a little larger than the average woodpecker has colorfully dyed feathers and a very small crown on its head.But the woodpecker was much smaller than the tall, piercing-eyed goshawk next to him, so he had to stand on a shelf so he could be level with him.

Soon it was time to exchange the rings. Mr. Zhuo the woodpecker hooked up the ring that was placed aside with his claws, and then flexibly put it on the claws of Mr. Cang, the goshawk, and Mr. Cang did the same.There are also small and unique flowers hanging on the feathers on the chests of the two gentlemen, with the words of the groom.

The last link is mutual kissing. For this link, Mr. Goshawk specially trimmed his mouth. Now his mouth is not so sharp, and it is newly grown bright yellow. He carefully kissed Mr. Zhuo, The pastor immediately announced the ceremony!

According to the customs of the earth, there should be a custom of entering the bridal chamber, but it is temporarily omitted here, because Mr. Cang seems to have signs of pregnancy, and Mr. Zhuo feels that there is probably an egg in his belly.

"My waist is a little sore." After the ceremony, Mr. Cang, with the help of others, quickly removed the small flowers on the feathers on his chest, including the rings on his paws, and other decorations, and quickly transformed into a human form.

Over there, Mr. Zhuo had already turned into a human form, he supported Mr. Cang, and quickly sent him upstairs to the room to rest.

At this time, in this secret hall that will never be discovered by others, all kinds of ingredients are brought up.Fresh aquatic plants, fragrant jerky, delicious multigrain bean cakes, and a variety of fresh vegetables.And because the height and body shape of the guests are very different, the size of the plate is also different. The smallest one is half the size of a palm, and the largest one is like a bed, which is easily held in the hand by the huge cub. Mountains of food.

As the top leader of the company, not only must he grasp the company's development direction in normal times, but also take care of every employee as much as possible. On such occasions, he must also speak up and watch the whole process, and he cannot leave early.A little anxious, he said a few words of encouragement, and then Xu Fangyan stood aside to put the cooler, even if there were ready-made dried fish, grilled fish, etc., he didn't want to eat it.

Contrary to this side, Yan Mu's mouth was full of greasy food, and he was sitting comfortably on the chair at the moment, rubbing his belly and drinking freshly squeezed juice to digest his food.

"Brother Yan, I still haven't eaten most of it." Yan Hui was also very supportive, with a drunken look on his face, because he accidentally drank a cocktail just now.

"Don't eat too much, it's not good for your health." Yan Mu stood up, looked at it and suggested with a smile, "Anyway, we have nothing to do, so why not help out in the back kitchen, and learn cooking skills."

"Okay, okay." Yan Hui immediately nodded in agreement.Before meeting Yan Mu, he always thought that the rest of his life would be the days of countdown, but he didn't expect a turnaround. Although he also had bad memories, he was still very optimistic, at least now he is happier than ever.

The two happily entered the back kitchen. After talking to the chef, the chef was looking for it, because there were people in all the halls of the hotel today, but they only had so many chefs. Even if the ingredients were sufficient, they still had time to cook.

They were just low-level employees at the bottom, and Yan Hui hadn't even become a full-time employee, so naturally no one would pay attention to them.So Yan Mu first helped with the ingredients and tidying up the dishes, but the office was too busy, so I asked him to do the dishes, which were very simple vegetable salads, fruit salads, etc., as well as beautiful platters.

Yan Mu's own cooking has a characteristic, always make it into the shape of an animal, which looks very cute.Just like sushi, he can make it into the shape of a bear's head, and the fruit platter can be put together into a beautiful peacock.

When the food was transported to the special hall through the special channel, Xu Fangyan saw it at a glance. He strode over, took a platter, and went to the corner to eat happily.

And Yan Mu got a big bag of snacks from the chef because of his excellent performance in helping in the kitchen! "People outside are not allowed to take out, but our internal employees have this privilege." The fat chef has a good impression of Yan Mu, "I think you are very talented, if you don't like your current job, you can come to me .”

"Thank you." Yan Mu thought to himself, he definitely wouldn't dislike his current job, because the benefits are so good, it should be better than that of some gwys in the city.

Happily carrying a big bag of snacks home, the little white cat jumped out of nowhere, as if it was full of food, and couldn't help hiccupping. "Have you eaten yet?" Yan Mu picked up the little white cat with a smile and helped him rub his belly, "Then it seems that I can't give you the snacks I brought."

"If you get married, you will definitely have a baby soon." Yan Hui said, his thoughts diverged instantly, and seeing the little white cat's eyes lit up, he said, "Brother Yan, have all the cats and dogs in our family been castrated?" ?”