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Subject: I never expected that the secret would be revealed like this, but Minister Yan accepted it so calmly. I remember I used to secretly tell the neighbor's golden retriever that I was...

Main Building: Aliens, that golden retriever laughed at my whimsy, and told me that aliens are creatures with big eyes, pointed chins, dark skin and no hair!He also told me that there is such a movie, and the golden retriever watched it with his master, and told me about it.

I had a good relationship with that golden retriever, but we didn't keep in touch because he always laughed at me and said that I fantasized that I was an alien.

Later, I didn’t believe in evil, so I went to another family. That family raised a Labrador, which was very handsome. I had a good chat with him at first, and we played together. Later, I said that I was an alien.

...The Labrador said that I was sick and the medicine could not be stopped, and that I was more imaginative than human beings.

Anyway, they refused to admit that I was an alien, and I was very depressed.

Floor 1: Are you a fool, the landlord? The pets usually communicate with dogs or cats in the community. Some of them have a wider expansion and may even know a few birds. They are all in contact with human beings. Of course I won’t admit the existence of aliens anymore. Besides, you are a dog-like wolf. If you say you are an alien, I won’t believe it, okay?

Floor 2: Think about it for a moment. In human society, a human suddenly told his companions that he was an alien. The problem is that he looks exactly like a human. Why do other human beings believe it?This is the case with the landlord, haha, let me laugh for a while.

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Building 2322: Aliens or not, now I don't know which planet our ancestors came from and how they came here, okay?I grew up on the earth since I was a child, and I feel that I am quite adapted to the earth. As for aliens... I don't know at all.

Building 2323: Same as the above, I hope everyone will work together to find more evidence to prove where we came from and whether it is possible to return to that place!

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The cubs are still discussing this matter, thinking that the name of an alien is quite strange, and imagining that they are aliens, they all feel very strange.

"What are you thinking?" The two left the villa and walked on the wide path. Xu Fangyan took the initiative to grab Yan Mu's hand and shook it lightly.

When he came back to his senses, Yan Mu said embarrassedly: "I was wondering if you are an alien, and I was wondering if the cubs are all aliens, and whether they will leave here in the future. And since human beings know their existence, don't It may have been in a balanced state. In the hearts of human beings, people who are not of our race generally have different hearts, and thousands of years of history and culture have proved this point."

There is no need to prove it at all, it is probably going to happen now, Xu Fangyan thought in his heart, he answered the previous question with a smile, "I am an alien, believe it or not? I am still very handsome, even on the earth He's also a handsome guy!"

"Come on, I think you are the same as me." Yan Mu said with a smile, he used to think that Xu Fangyan had a brain problem, and his mental state was not normal, so the two are actually the same, the kind of problematic people .

The evening wind was finally a little cooler, and it didn't feel so uncomfortable when it blew on my body.The greening of the community is very good, especially on the side of the villa. Basically, there are beautiful scenery every few steps. There are especially many people who go out for a walk at night, and of course there are cats and dogs who take the opportunity to stroll.

In the past, every time I went out for a walk, I would meet Jingjing, an unreliable dog. Yan Mu smiled and said, "Let's go over there and have a rest. I guess Jingjing will be here soon."

Thinking of that bastard dog, Xu Fangyan also laughed, "Jingjing is simply a senior husky, much stronger than Gugu."

"Yeah, Gu Gu has suffered before, but now even if he is second, there is no special second. Jingjing is different. This guy has never suffered since he was a child, and he just plays and has fun every day." Yan Mu thought for a while and said, " That’s not the case, Jingjing has been suffering all the time, the golden retriever next door to his house is always cheating him of toys and dog food.”

Golden Retriever would bully Jingjing in different ways almost every day. That night, he ate chicken breast and duck legs, as well as delicious dog food. Calling from next door.Jingjing had already finished her meal, but when she saw the golden retriever's dog bowl next door, she was a little greedy, so she hurried back and took out a bag of dog food, thinking about eating some, and then she was tricked by the golden retriever into taking the whole bag of dog food gone.

After realizing that she was being cheated, Jingjing was very sad and lay down in her yard and pretended to be dead.

Meng San saw that this was not going to work, so he had to send Jingjing out for a walk, and even agreed with your golden retriever to let the two dogs come out together.Then the two of them wandered out and saw Yan Mu after a while, Jingjing immediately moved over happily, yelling.

"Look, this guy is here." Yan Mu touched Jingjing's dog's head, took the two dogs for a walk around the community, sent them home, turned around and walked back with Xu Fangyan.

Recently, I suddenly knew so many things. It would be a lie to say that I didn’t feel it in my heart, but Yan Mu’s reaction was not very big. He just sometimes thought about it in his heart and slowly digested what he knew. He didn't quite believe that he was an alien. Looking at the cubs, they were unreliable, but Xu Fangyan was quite reliable.

"I'm going to put the bath water." Back home, Xu Fangyan took the initiative to go upstairs to put the bath water.Yan Mu cleaned up the living room below, then went out to look at the dogs and cats lying in the nest, and saw the big white goose finally entered the fountain, after thinking about it, he let him squat down, the big deal is to change the water tomorrow, the house is not bad money.

In the upstairs bathroom, Xu Fangyan's expression was a bit serious. He took out a strangely shaped mobile phone to look at, typed quickly with his fingers, and said to himself: "It came out so quickly, but no matter how fast you move, It's too late."

The news came from the Ministry of Foreign Affairs. It is said that the relevant department has already made a red-headed document with a very high level, and it will be officially issued to the company tomorrow. This time the news was secretly sent out by someone close to the cubs in the relevant department.

Winners and losers, whoever is in power has the final say, no one can say anything about such things.

"Finished?" Yan Mu came in with the packed dirty clothes, stuffed them into the washing machine, turned to look at Xu Fangyan and asked, "What are you looking at?"

"It's nothing." Quickly put away the phone, stripped off the clothes almost as fast as light, Xu Fangyan helped Yan Mu strip off the clothes, took him to take a bath together, and took out the auxiliary tools in the middle of the process to give a shot.

The lives of the two are no different than usual. They still get up in the morning and then go to work. At most, when Yan Mu sees his cubs, he will remember that they are aliens, very smart ones.In this way, Yan Mu doesn't have to worry about the use of his own electrical appliances, and he also instructs the wallaby to control the temperature of the air conditioner so that the cripples don't mess with them.

"I don't think I have much work today, so I'll do cross-stitch work first." Yan Mu walked around the company, but still couldn't find a job, and other colleagues were also doing nothing.Even so, the atmosphere in the company is still a bit weird, there is a kind of calm that is about to come and the wind is overwhelming.

In the high-level conference room, Mr. Nan Botu took out a document and put it on the projector so that all the cubs could see it. His tone was a little heavy, "I believe everyone already knows, and now the official document is issued , most of the clauses are not important. We have analyzed these high-sounding rules and regulations, only one is the most important, and that is this..."

Seeing some of the cubs showing puzzled expressions, Mr. Nan Botu continued: "It suddenly seems that everyone may not understand, so let me talk about the conclusion drawn by the Ministry of Foreign Affairs: there is a problem with the company's development, and it is best to prepare relevant materials Waiting for the investigation of the relevant departments. All the cubs have to be re-registered. As for how the relevant departments will deal with our identities later, I believe everyone knows without me saying that it must abolish our current identities and replace them with new ones they came up with. identity."

The little white cat looked around majestically and said: "Now the relevant departments are officially declaring war on us! What we have to do now is to get along with each other so that they can't catch the reason. As for the matter of re-registration, don't worry about it, we don't care about it." admit!"

"Leave financial matters to me." The Minister of Finance is not very good at acting, but he is indeed the best at financial matters.Coupled with the technical foreign aid of Minister Xiao Jin, technical problems will never go wrong.

In the end, everyone discussed with each other for a while, and found that there was nothing to worry about, because they had made preparations in advance, and they would not directly confront the relevant departments about the identity matter for the time being, and they would have to delay for a while.

"This matter is not very serious, please don't take it to heart." The little white cat said calmly, "We are not short of money, we can get out at any time, and Tengcheng will be the one who will lose at that time. As for the problem of funds, Hand it over to the Ministry of Finance and the Ministry of Foreign Affairs!"

Not long after the red-headed document was issued, a group of people came to the company with a shotgun change, and the personnel from the Ministry of Foreign Affairs personally picked up the company gate.This group of people were all unfamiliar faces, sitting on the sofa with their nostrils upturned, squinting at the tea on the coffee table, and snorted, "Take out all the relevant documents, we need to check."

"Please provide the relevant proof." Mr. Nanbo Rabbit did not compromise. He is very cute and suddenly looks like a boy who is going to school, but if you look closely, you can't help but be infected by his mysterious aura. thereby changing one's original thought.

It was the first time that the visitor saw Mr. Nan Botu and didn't take him seriously. He thought that this young man was a little boy who went through the back door to become the Minister of Foreign Affairs. In the end, he was led by the nose, obediently took out the documents and sent them over.

After reading the relevant supporting documents, Mr. Nan Botu said indifferently: "You guys wait for a while, there are a lot of materials, and it will take some time to sort them out."

"Sorry, we..." The man wanted to win the round.Mr. Nan Botu waved his hand calmly and said, "Are you busy? Sorry, we are even busier."