Cub Recruitment Office

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Subject: _(:3」∠)_I feel like I’m going to betray, the food at Minister Yan’s house is so delicious, I want to betray everyone, let Minister Yan cook for me every day...

Main Building: What do you guys think of this idea?Minister Yan is so gentle, he is not afraid when he sees my human form, and he also said that I am good-looking.

Aww, I really want to confess my love to Minister Yan, but unfortunately he already has a partner.

[Picture] This is my favorite okra. Do you have any favorite dishes?Let's talk about it.

Floor 1: I like to eat braised pork, not one of them!

Floor 2: The ribs are great, I like it!There are also old vinegar peanuts, I like to eat more, the taste is very good, I ate half a plate by myself!

Floor 3: I love shredded cabbage, I love it to death, I hope I can eat these delicacies every day.

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Floor 2322: Everyone, don't get too excited. Minister Yan is cleaning up the table. After he finishes cleaning up, he will probably start asking you. Have you figured out how to answer?

Building 2323: I just said that I don't know anything, my mind is full of water!

Building 2324: I have become a cub, and I have started to play tricks. I hope Minister Yan will not beat me.

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There are many dishes and dishes, and it takes a lot of time to clean them up.But there is a dishwasher in the kitchen, so Yan Mu doesn't need to do it himself, he just packs up other things, with Yan Xiaohui.After tidying up everything, Yan Xiao was sent back to his bedroom to rest. Yan Mu gathered these people and the cubs to prepare for a meeting.

In fact, Yan Xiaohui knew something vaguely in his heart, but he listened to what Yan Mu said, and he would not refute it, so he really went to sleep if he asked him to go to sleep.

With a 'whoosh', it turned into a little hyena lying on the sofa. Feeling the atmosphere, the little hyena also became nervous, but Lu Yi squatted by the side to watch the fun, and the other cubs squatted obediently in place. , Waiting for Yan Mu's inquiry.But everyone is also prepared to become cubs, so that they can discuss in private, anyway, Yan Mu can't understand.

"I don't know what Minister Yan will ask..." the alpaca brother said worriedly. At the beginning, he was so hotheaded that he came to accompany Meng Xiaopang. On the floor, with the same coquettish hairstyle as the alpaca brother, he said.

He turned his head and yelled towards the kitchen: "Dad, dad, come quickly, my son is in trouble."

Meng Ge on the other side of the kitchen poked his head out and glanced, then quickly retracted, and the voice came out, "You can figure it out, you just said that you have to bear it yourself, you can't go back on your word. Son, Dad is mentally Support you!"

Fat Snake also followed behind to encourage, but he just didn't show up.

Twisting his chubby body, Meng Xiaopang said sadly: "Brother Alpaca, what should we do if Dad doesn't help us? I don't want to face Minister Yan's questioning, then I will definitely not be able to bear it. Minister Yan is very sad." Gentle people..."

"No matter what Minister Yan asks later, let's just ignore him, won't you play tricks?" The little raccoon also came, and his appearance today is very funny. Maomao seems to have taken special care of him, and what he said was shameless, but There is no way.

The other cubs also chattered, anyway, they just pretended to be dead, act cute, and resolutely refused to admit their alien status, Yan Mu definitely had no other choice.

Xu Fangyan was sitting on the sofa watching TV. There was a fruit plate set up on the coffee table, which was very beautiful. He ate fruit with a fork and listened to the cubs' discussion with his ears up. The corners of his mouth were twitching non-stop. It's too simple to think.

Moving a soft chair to the front of the cubs, Yan Mu smiled and asked: "Anyone who wants to take the initiative to confess, just say so. It's no use pretending that you don't know anything now. I just ate when I was eating." Become a human, and now you think it’s okay to become a cub?”

The brain circuits of these cubs do not know how to grow, it is simply incomprehensible, thinking that it is enough to cheat like this.Yan Mu was really speechless, even Jingjing knew that what she had done could not be fooled, so she had to admit it honestly.The six puppies born this year all know how to look for food when they are hungry, and when they are not feeling well, they will take the initiative to lie down in front of Yan Mu and ask for a physical examination.

As a result, the alpaca brother squinted his eyes in a big way, and yawned exaggeratedly, pretending that he was sleepy and going to sleep.Meng Xiaopang followed suit and pretended to want to sleep. The other cubs suddenly became energetic and noticed a new camouflage technique: sleep.

"Meng Xiaopang is the most active time at this time, don't pretend to me." Yan Mu tapped his knee and said lightly, "Even if you don't admit it, I already know the truth, but I still I hope you can admit it..."

"Wow..." The little raccoon raised his head and made a small voice, so he didn't dare to admit it. If Minister Yan asked this question, would he say it or not? Could it be that Minister Yan's company executives all It's the cubs, everyone usually eats, drinks and has fun when they are free, but now they are in crisis, is something going to happen?

If nothing happened, maybe they would admit it, but now they don't want Yan Mu to know, they are afraid that he will worry, and they will hurt him.

"Mr. President, just send a message. Do you want Minister Yan to know about this?" A cub finally looked at Xu Fangyan and asked in a low voice.

The little hyena was lying on the sofa, looking at the cubs with great interest, and then at Xu Fangyan.Lu Yi went over and grabbed the little hyena, stroked his fur and stood up and said, "Wake up, there's nothing to see, let's go out to cool off."

He twisted his body and didn't really want to go out now, but the little hyena was carried out by Lu Yi before he could protest.

Taking a deep look at Lu Yi, Xu Fangyan looked away and nodded slightly.Sooner or later, Yan Mu will know about this matter, whether it is sooner or later, if something happens to the company, then they will take certain countermeasures, and Yan Mu will know even if he doesn't want to know.

After receiving instructions from the CEO, the cubs got together to discuss for a while, and finally the alpaca brother became a human, put on his clothes obediently, sat opposite Yan Mu, bowed his head, put his hands on his knees, and followed Take the initiative to explain like a primary school student. "We are all aliens, but just like the animals on Earth, only a few have mutated. I was born this year, only a few months old. I don't remember the specifics, but I was just weaned. Dad said I Alpacas are now on their way to adulthood..."

"...Is that what your father said?" Yan Mu twitched the corner of his mouth, and continued to ask, "Where is the hometown of your aliens? Is it far from the earth, and how did you come to the earth?"

Shaking his head slightly, the alpaca brother said honestly: "I don't know, and neither do the fathers. He said that the history of our aliens is very vague, and he doesn't know how he came to the earth, and he doesn't know What the ancestors have experienced is a mystery. I heard that other cubs have studied it in private, but they lack key evidence. I guess it will be discovered in a few years."

This is a group of aliens who don't know how they came to the earth, and are similar to animals on the earth, and don't know their own history.Their daily life is to eat, drink, fight and have fun, and their side job is to start a company and talk about business.

However, judging from the results, when the company has developed to this level, the sideline business of the cubs is much stronger than the main business of humans. At least this company basically beats other peers in terms of ability and scale.

"Um, will you go back in the future?" Yan Mu is a little concerned about this. If the cubs leave the earth, will he see these cubs in the future?

Shaking his head, the alpaca brother looked at Xu Fangyan secretly and said: "I don't know about this, we don't know how to go back. Maybe we will go back in the future. We cubs all have household registration, which is different from human household registration. Almost, there are also some black households..."

The alpaca brother is not too clear about the following things. He was just born a few months ago. Before that, he lay at home every day to drink milk and eat complementary food made by his father. He was just weaned not long ago, and he has not started to concentrate on learning knowledge. He doesn't know many things, which is why he communicated with Yan Mu.

After chatting for a while, Yan Mu found that this little guy didn't know much, but it was enough for him to know what he wanted to know. In summary, the lives of cubs are actually similar to human beings, and they have to worry about eating and drinking every day. It's not that you can become a fairy without eating or drinking just because you are an alien.Moreover, he also learned that these cubs are relatively restrained and cannot appear in front of ordinary people at will, while those black households are relatively free.

When talking about black households such as Lu Wei and the little hyena, the alpaca brother just shook his head, expressing that he didn't know much.

"Okay, you can come to the house often in the future, I will make delicious food every time." Yan Mu waved his hand and said, "Do you like grass biscuits? I will buy some trace elements and add some nutrition later, and make some grass Cookies, remember to get them."

"I know!" The alpaca brother suddenly became happy, greeted Meng Xiaopang, walked to the gate, transformed into an alpaca cub, and ran away with hooves.

Seeing this, the other cubs bid farewell to Yan Mu and ran away.

Lying on the floor and twisting his body, Meng Xiaopang turned his head and called to his father, "Dad, come quickly, I'm the only one left."

"No." Meng Ge and Fat Snake said together.

Seeing Meng Xiaopang's pitiful look, Xu Fangyan put down the remote control, walked over to help Yan Mu squeeze his shoulders, and said, "Rest now? Do you want to go for a walk? It's windy tonight, it should be cool outside. .”

Squatting in the room all the time, almost forgetting the feeling of Xia Tian, ​​Yan Mu stood up and moved his body and nodded: "Well, go out for a walk."

In the yard outside, the little hyena and Lu Yi were lying on the bed not knowing what to talk about, and the big white goose was walking back and forth in front of it, it seemed that they had taken a fancy to the fountain and wanted to go in and take a bath...