Cub Recruitment Office

Gossip Forum of the Special Alien Management Office on Earth:

Topic: Life is full of dog blood... In the community where Minister Yan lives, a family suffers from heatstroke, and it seems to be quite serious, if it weren't for...

Main Building: The six puppies of Minister Yan’s family went out for a walk and saw it, but no one has found the old lady yet.

It happened very suddenly. It is said that the old lady had been blowing on the air conditioner at home, and then she wanted to go out to throw out the garbage, but the temperature difference was too big, and she fell to the ground after eating.It was noon at that time, and the residents in the community basically went to school and went to work, and few people came out.

Fortunately, the six puppies went out for a walk, and when they saw the old lady, they hurried to find Lu Yi and the little hyena, and those two guys saved the man.

Floor 1: _(:3」∠)_Although it is a good thing that people are saved, I always feel that things are a bit out of the outline. Isn’t the latest thing the red panda looking for a partner?Also, the president's villa is about to start adding furniture, and we may live in it by then.

Floor 2: Brother, do you read too many novels?Only novels have a complete main line. There are so many particulars in our lives, and it is normal to solve whatever happens.Do you have to stare at one thing every day, and ignore other things if you don't solve it?

Floor 3: The second brother is right, but I want to know why the six puppies go out for a walk in the hot weather. Is it because they are disgusted and not hot enough?

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Floor 2344: Just came back from that community, the six puppies ran out to look for toys because they lost their toys.It was a very elastic rubber ball about two fingers wide. Fortunately, it was found, and the six puppies had already returned.

Building 2345: That's good, come on, let's get back to the topic and continue discussing whether the red panda can find a partner.

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Yan Mu had a dream. He dreamed that he lost his human form and turned into an unknown little beast. The little beast lived happily among the crowd and did not interfere with human beings. Blending, but distinct world.

He knew in his heart that it was impossible, and laughed in his heart that he was whimsical.

At dawn, he put that absurd dream behind him, decided not to remember him, and started busy making breakfast, serving his cat and dog, and then went to work, repeating yesterday's life.

Before the sun rises in the morning, it is still cool, but the sun will always come out, and the temperature in the air will gradually rise. When Yan Mu arrived at the company, the sun had risen happily, and the hot light began to burn the noon. Roast the earth and prepare it.

Feeling the fine sweat from his forehead, Yan Mu strolled to the tea room to make tea.Since he was free from work, he has come over to make tea every day, unshakable.It's really good to live the days of retirement in advance, the whole person is lazy.Fortunately, this kind of time will end after summer, and there will be a small peak of busy work in autumn. It is normal to work overtime, and the corresponding bonus will naturally increase.

Taking out the cross-stitch that I bought in the city a few days ago, Yan Xiaohui spread it out on the desk, then carefully rolled it up, exposing the two sides that needed to be sewed. Seeing Yan Mu coming back, he hurriedly said: "Brother Yan, let's work together Let's do cross-stitch."

"En." Yan Mu put down the tea and embroidered together.

This cross-stitch is very large, and it is a traditional eight horse figure. The price is not expensive, but it takes a lot of time to sew.There is also diamond embroidery, which is some small plastic particles stuck to the paper. It may look good at first glance, but Yan Mu always feels that it is just a beautiful picture after all, not a handicraft.Has anyone ever seen a picture that is glued casually, which can be called a handicraft?

On the other hand, Yan Mu also felt that the diamond painting was not sincere enough. He wanted to add a beautiful diamond embroidery to the villa, which he made with real effort.

The two brothers got together and quickly threaded the needle, which was blatantly fishing.However, most of the employees in the company are fishing. Everyone has nothing to do. They have to think of ways to pass the time during working hours. Otherwise, if they sit blankly for several hours, they will probably be in a daze.

The same company executives are also killing time, well, this group of cubs spend most of their time killing time, they have nothing to do all day, except for browsing the company's internal webpage in the office, just looking for friends to play, or just discussing The latest gossip.

So what's been the gossip in the company lately?It was the little panda who was crying and looking for a partner, and felt that the little lion and his brothers were not good and didn't want to be with them.

The requirements of this little panda are actually quite high. The other cubs can find a partner if they are pleasing to the eye. After getting along for a while, both parties feel good, and then they can fall in love.But the red panda requires that the object must be good at cooking. This is a very strict requirement. At least most of the cubs can be picked up, because everyone does not have good cooking skills.

"I cooked dried noodles myself some time ago. It seems that the cooking time is too long. The noodles are very soft and tasteless."

"I used the electric pressure cooker at home to steam the rice. I didn't put enough water, and the rice grains were as hard as a rock. My dad said that it's okay to grind your teeth as a snack, but if you eat it as a meal, your teeth will definitely collapse."

"You guys are so weak. I steamed the chicken wings at home. It's very simple. Dad prepared the seasoning and sprinkled it on the chicken wings, and steamed it in a steamer. The taste is very tender and smooth, and our whole family likes it."

"I know how to grill steaks. Every time Dad makes steaks, I send them to the oven!"

"So I can still bake chicken legs and chicken wings. Open the oven, put the chicken legs or chicken wings in, close the oven, and when the time is up, open the oven and start eating!"

"...Can you guys be a little more reliable? I guess the little panda will vomit blood when it sees it. It's not called cooking at all, it's just helping dad with housework. If you have the ability to cook a dish by yourself, don't say goodbye Yes, the simplest fried potato shreds or tomato scrambled eggs are fine! Has anyone ever done it?"

The cubs were silent for a while, and one cub weakly raised his paw to manipulate the keyboard and typed. He sniffed and said to himself: "Of course I have fried potato shreds, but it was not very successful. Dad told me to give it to the dog. He wouldn't even eat the dog...although our whole family ate all the food bit by bit to encourage me to cook."

In fact, most of the cubs have such an experience. When they first came into contact with this society when they were young, they saw the neighbor’s dog sleeping in the yard, and saw them waiting with their dog bowls in their mouths every time they ate. I was very curious, because they eat at home squatting on the sofa or on stools, and the rice bowls are different from those used by dogs.

At that time, it may be the first time for them to measure human beings and their own world, from ignorance to clarity. During this process, the cubs gradually adapted to their own home and learned to use some common household appliances.Some cubs who are more curious will of course try to cook, but most cubs will basically not succeed.

The so-called dark cooking is completely incomprehensible in the eyes of good cooks, but the cubs always have countless ways to prove that they are small experts in dark cooking.

Everyone chatted on the Internet, and it was confirmed that basically they don't know how to cook. The cubs finally felt relieved, thinking that the red panda might not be found for a while.Then the mentality of the cubs changed. They happily gathered together and said, "It's okay if you don't know how to cook. Now that takeout is so popular, you can order it online. It's also very cheap. It doesn't cost much for a month."

"The cubs of our Qinglang family often order takeout when the adults are not at home. The cubs grow fast and eat a lot of meat and bones every day. You know. Tell everyone a way, when you order takeout, wait for the takeaway When the little brother comes, just pretend to be a dog to help open the door, the takeaway boy won't say anything, as long as you get the takeaway and give it a good review in time."

"I usually pretend to be a cat. Sometimes when I see the delivery boy is younger, I'm afraid they will recognize my real identity, and I will wear a dress as a disguise. I can get away with it every time."

"Hey, have you considered my feelings! I'm a little bear. If I order takeaway, will I open the door for him when the delivery boy comes? Are you sure the delivery boy sees a little bear opening the door for him? He won't Fear?"

"Mr. Xiong, you are stupid. Set up a password box at the door, tell the takeaway brother the password, and let him put the takeaway in."

"I didn't even think of that idea."

Everyone had a heated discussion about the takeaway, and then found out that almost all the cubs secretly ordered takeaway, and some cubs whose appearance is not convenient to appear in front of ordinary humans will even fight wits with the delivery boy fight bravely.

Yan Mu and Yan Xiaohui also mentioned the red panda at home when they were sewing cross-stitch, "That little guy hasn't slept recently, he's very lively, I don't know what he's up to."

Thinking about the little panda at home, Yan Xiaohui said casually: "You and Brother Ayan show affection all day long, I guess he was stimulated and wants to find a wife."

"If you say that, it's really possible. The cubs are looking for a partner at a young age. I really don't know if they are precocious or something." Yan Mu shook his head helplessly and said, "I think Amin's age It’s not too big, let’s help him find someone later.”

"Brother Yan, you said just now that the cub is too precocious, so he won't be precocious when he finds a partner for Amin."

"He's different, he's an adult..." Yan Mu said this, and at the same time added in his heart, it's just that the white fox that Amin turned into is not big, it should be just a cub.

The two brothers kept busy until noon, and when they saw that it was time for dinner, they packed up the cross stitches, left the company to go to the pet hospital for dinner, and brought food for Baihu by the way.Because of the meal, Yan Mu and Yan Xiaohui had to help in the hospital, bathing and shearing pet dogs and so on. Some big fat cats were overweight, and they also helped customize diet plans.

I have to say that these days you can really eat all over the world by relying on your face, and Baihu is like this.