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Topic: Dad is obsessed with cooking noodles and eating his own meat sauce. I want to say...

Main building: I will not say anything first, but I will post a picture for everyone to see. [Meat Sauce Picture][Meat Sauce Picture]

Let me describe the taste of the pate, salty, very salty, very salty.It is said that this is very expensive beef bought online, but it has no meaty smell at all, and the red oil fried in the pan also tastes obedient, with a smell of burnt.

qaq In fact, my father’s cooking skills are not that bad. He can cook porridge, rice, and vegetables. Our family prefers to be vegetarian and rarely eats meat.

But... Meat sauce is not an easy challenge for Dad's cooking skills.

Floor 1: Son, you are right. Your father protested, but your father didn't listen at all. He said that the meat sauce is very delicious and he gave it to us every day.That taste...just one word: salty.Everyone is online at this point, right?Come and help us father and son to come up with ideas, his father is going to the rhythm of heaven.

2nd floor: You, the host, said that you, like pet dogs and cats, would have kidney problems, hair loss, and shortened life span if you ate too much salt, so your father would not dare to do that.

Floor 3: "Wow" cried out.I used this excuse before, but my father took me to see Dr. Zhuo for a physical examination. Dr. Zhuo said that I was very healthy and there was nothing wrong with me. He also said that it was fine to eat these salts, and my body was well adjusted... I deeply suspect that my father and Dr. Zhuo are relatives, and he picked me up.

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Floor 23432: Son, what do you say, father thinks he was picked up by your father... _(:3∠)_My son's father, please let us live.

Floor 23433: ... You were the one I picked up, okay?Back then, you were lying in front of my house covered in mud. I dragged you back and washed you clean. I found that you looked good, so I stayed.Regarding the meat sauce, I hope you don’t misunderstand me. Let me explain. The meat sauce I made is indeed a little salty, but it is still very good as a pickle. The neighbors also eat it, and the evaluation is very good.The reason why the father and son are like this is because they eat a lot, a lot...

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Followed Yan Mu to look at the furniture, glanced at the phone from time to time, swiped the company forum, and then saw this post about meat sauce, Xu Fangyan thought about it secretly, and found that he wanted to eat it too.

"Ah Yan, let's fry the meat sauce ourselves when we go back." Putting away the phone and walking over, Xu Fangyan said seriously.

He was comparing the two pieces of furniture, Yan Mu nodded subconsciously when he heard this, and said casually: "This meat sauce is very good... No, I mean this sofa is good. Is there a matching cushion for summer? If it is suitable, I may choose it." this."

"Brother Yan, that desk lamp is very beautiful." Yan Xiaohui said hastily.

"I think it's pretty good, and every bedroom and guest room will have one ready." Yan Mu made the decision.

When he really started to think about it, Yan Mu realized that he had so many things to prepare.Seeing Xu Fangyan throwing his clothes away from the shopkeeper and looking like he has no life experience, he had no choice but to provoke the leader and take full responsibility for this matter.When he rented the house back then, it was empty. He used his savings to buy a very small bed at the first time, and then added things to it bit by bit, which is different from the one-time purchase now.

But if you have money, it’s good to spend whatever you want, and you don’t need to worry about the budget at all, because there is too much money in the card to spend, Yan Mu doesn’t need to worry about money, he only needs to worry about comfort, whether it’s beautiful or not.

Just like this, I stayed outside all the time, and I didn't go back until it was dark at night. Of course, I missed the company's check-in.

"I guess the financial department will take a symbolic reduction when calculating our salary, but the bonus will be made up." Yan Mu said indifferently, "Yan Xiaohui probably does the same."

Holding the sorbet taken out of the refrigerator in the car, Yan Xiao complained, "Although it's our company, I can't say anything, but I still can't help but want to say how good the company is, how idle is it? The wages are paid as usual, and the water is not locked at all. I heard that some machinery factories work three days and take four days off, and their wages are less than half."

"It is estimated that the company is not short of money, and we usually work very hard during the peak season. Before each quarterly assessment, everyone also works desperately overtime." Yan Mu said.

Hearing such words, Xu Fangyan was very disapproving in his heart, because the relevant departments have strict restrictions on paying wages to ordinary humans, and they cannot exceed too much, otherwise the wages paid by the company will only be higher. There is no way, the cubs make good money , The company is expanding every year, but it has never failed in any of the fields involved, so of course it needs to pay more if it is not bad.

Of course the cubs don't understand the world of humans, and humans don't understand the world of cubs.The people in the relevant departments often murmured, because those cubs really played their cards against common sense to make money, as if the fortune of the whole world rested on them.

When the car drove into the community, Yan Mu saw the little hyena and Lu Yi walking in the car. One was tall and the other was short. They didn't know what they were talking about, and the little hyena had an awkward expression.

"Both of you come back." Yan Mu opened the car window and shouted at the two of them.

Seeing Yan Mu coming back, the little hyena's eyes lit up, and he walked back in a hurry.Lu Yi grabbed his hand and said with a smile, "Why are you happy? Are you unhappy that I'm by your side?"

Looking back and seeing the expression on Lu Yi's face, the little hyena was a little tangled, he had done too much of some things, and now he has slowly accepted Lu Yi.In his heart, after all, he has already had in-depth communication. Although it often does not go smoothly, it is still very crazy to go to the later stage. Similarly, for Lu Yi, he also silently accepts the other party as his other half. , but Yan Mu is different in his heart.

"Look at your expression." Lu Yi smiled lowly, "I'm joking and you take it seriously, it's just a joke, don't take it to heart. Let's go, go back to eat."

"...Okay." The little hyena followed silently.

Because of Xu Fangyan's request, Yan Mu himself was a little greedy, so he cut a little shredded pork, fried it with bean paste and hot pepper, put it on a plate after it was out of the pan, and it was special with rice, steamed buns, noodles, etc. It's delicious, especially the chili in the sauce, which tastes spicy and fragrant, and it's a hundred times more delicious than roasted ones.

"This meat sauce is not very salty, but I can't resist eating it, and I eat too much." Yan Xiaohui held the water glass to drink water, but couldn't help stretching out his chopsticks, "The chili is so appetizing and the meat is so fragrant , Brother Yan, why do you want to make such a simple pickle?"

Glancing at Xu Fangyan, Yan Mu smiled and said, "I just want to eat it myself. Eat less, because eating too much will cause you to get angry, and drink plenty of water. There is a watermelon in the bucket, cut it up later, and everyone will kill it together .”

After eating, digesting the food, killing a watermelon, going out for a walk or lying on the bed to play, it is really very pleasant.

Lying on the bed and discussing the style of furniture with Xu Fangyan, Yan Mu picked out the ones that he thought were good value for money, and other scattered things.The selection of curtains is more troublesome, because some have several layers and can also be customized, Yan Mu couldn't make up his mind for a while.

"I like this beige color." Xu Fangyan reached out and clicked on the picture.He followed Yan Mu all the time during the day, knowing which style he liked, he would always subconsciously choose the style Yan Mu liked.As far as he himself is concerned, these styles are not too different. Anyway, as long as there is Yan Mu in that house, everything will be fine.

"Ah... I'm going to sleep." Yan Mu drooped his eyelids, pushed the tablet aside, lay on his back with his pillow in his arms, raised his thighs to press on Xu Fangyan's body, and said, "Good night."

"Good night." Xu Fangyan put away the tablet, and leaned over to hold Yan Mu in his arms.

I wanted to sleep peacefully at first, but in the middle of the night, the little panda crawled out of its nest, ran to the coffee table, hugged its water glass and filled its stomach with water, and then transformed into an eight-pack belly Muscular, bronze-skinned, and a handsome man with short brown hair, he opened the door of Yan Mu's bedroom carelessly, stood at the door and whispered: "Mr. President, Mr. President..."

Even when he was asleep, his hearing was still very good. Xu Fangyan opened his eyes and saw the appearance of the little panda. He sat up immediately, quickly got out of bed, pushed the latter to sit on the sofa, and gave him a blanket to cover his eyes. Live in key parts.

"I want to find a partner." The little panda's voice was a bit muffled. He has long hands and feet and a handsome appearance, but his personality is a bit stubborn.

He opened the refrigerator, took out a bottle of apple cider vinegar and took a sip. Xu Fangyan sat across from the little panda and asked, "Tell me what you're looking for. It's best to be specific, so I can help you find out." President, but sometimes this kind of thing will be taken care of, there is no way, the cub is arguing to find a partner, for the stability of the company, he will help if he can help.

After thinking for a while with his head down, the little panda said: "Be gentle, cook well, have uncomplicated family relationships, and the most important thing is to get along with me. Good-looking is fine, I will take care of him, but I won't Cook, if he can't cook, then we can only eat takeaway or snacks every day..."

Feeling like he was shot by an arrow in the knee, Xu Fangyan would not know how to cook. Yan Mu's cooking skills are very good, every time he eats, he can't wait to burst his stomach.Taking another sip of apple cider vinegar silently, Xu Fangyan said: "As far as I know, cubs who are good cooks in the company... are almost rare."

This is a natural limitation. The cubs prefer to maintain the prototype. It is no problem for them to use a household appliance or something, but it is a bit difficult to use things in the kitchen.As far as Xu Fangyan knows, there are only a few cubs in the company who are good at cooking, and they all have a partner. The red panda must not be a third party.

"But..." The little panda is still unwilling to give up, but he also knows that what Xu Fangyan said is the truth, "Hey, otherwise I'll wait and see... I can't eat hot tofu in a hurry, I hope there is someone who is suitable for me. wait for me……"

"Let me help you pay attention, don't be in a hurry, you will always find it." Xu Fangyan could only comfort him dryly.