Cub Recruitment Office

Anonymous Forum of the Earth Ad Hoc Alien Management Office:

Topic: Do you know who Lu Jia is?Recently, he has been wandering around Minister Yan's neighborhood, not saying a good word and trying to rely on Minister Yan.

Main building: Mr. President, what do you think of this man!

Floor 1: Minister Xiao Jin has been asked to check, but the identity of this person has not been found out yet.However, this person has many problems, is in a trance, and often speaks incoherently. Dr. Zhuo guessed that he lived in a relatively simple environment before, and this should be the first time he has stepped into society.It has been discussed in a meeting, and it is agreed that this person is nothing to worry about. Please rest assured and don't worry.

2nd Floor: Upstairs is the CEO. It's the best. I don't want Minister Yan to be affected. By the way, when will my application be approved? I can't wait to play in the amateur department.

Floor 3: It is recommended that the CEO send Lu Jia to a pet hospital so that the doctor can study it carefully. What do you think of this suggestion?

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999884: It has been sent to the pet hospital.

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Sending Lu Jia to the pet hospital, although the doctor refused to accept it, but he just said that he would accept it even for Yan Mu's sake, not to mention that Cheng Baihe's father also lives there now.

After knowing Lu Jia's identity, the doctor examined him and concluded: "He can only talk on paper and has no social experience. I tried to hypnotize him and found that his previous life was serving all kinds of men. Say something, but it's too simple in your mind. By the way, where did you find such a... person? He doesn't look too handsome, and he can be liked by many men. Could it be that he has a particularly good job? "

This person is not a friend, and the doctor will naturally not be polite.

"I don't know, you can ask him about the pills, see how much he knows, and try to save his life, it's not easy to live." Yan Mu thought for a while and said, "Also, he used to be very Handsome, with a [-]% turn-around rate, if he hadn't been desperate, he wouldn't have found me."

"Come on, I'm a pet hospital here, and it's about to become a people's hospital." The doctor waved his hand, "Go and help, a leopard cub was sent to the zoo, it's very disobedient, it's a rebellious secondary disease, everyone deals with it Without him, I will wait for you to make a move..."

This leopard cub has a very peculiar personality. He doesn't like to play around like other little leopards, and he doesn't like to play with big leopards. He likes to go alone. All the leopards sleep and I wake up alone. I'm too crazy, I laugh at the appearance of the late stage of the second disease that others can't see through.When Yan Mu passed by, the little leopard was lying in the cage pretending to be deep, and there were fresh pieces of meat on the plate next to it, but he was not going to eat, obviously hungry.

Turning around the cage, it was the first time Yan Mu saw this kind of cub, and he felt at a loss as to what to do.The male nurse at the pet hospital at the side explained: "This cub likes to drink yogurt very much, but his gastrointestinal tract is still developing, so we dare not give him a lot. He also likes to eat nuts and snacks, we have I secretly fed him while the doctor was away, so far everything seems to be normal..."

Looking at this special leopard, Yan Mu felt that he had found the reason. It must be that the cub went to the zoo to do something, otherwise the little leopard would never learn to be bad.After talking to the male nurse, Yan Mu covered the cage with something and took it home.

The little kangaroo at home, Meng Ge, didn't react when he saw the little leopard in the cage. The little mantle was a little scared at first, but after being comforted by the little white cat, he calmly ran back to his nest and fell asleep on his stomach.Yan Mu opened the cage and let the little leopard out, and said with a smile: "I hope there are cubs gnawing on the back of this pot, otherwise you will be in trouble when I find it!"

The person who said this sentence meant it, and so did the listener, and it was soon uploaded by Wallaby to the company's website, along with a photo of the little leopard looking calm in middle school.

The cubs who were idle and bored browsing the website, or sneaked out to skip work, and hid in places where no one was lonely and unbearably raised their interest. Everyone enthusiastically speculated on the culprit, and expressed that they would definitely follow up on this matter.Judging from the behavior of this leopard cub, it is likely that some naughty cub ran to the zoo to bring bad people.

Everyone was frantically swiping posts on the intranet, and someone thought of something and said: "Isn't Mr. White Rhinoceros an Internet celebrity? But he is one of us after all, so it's not easy to show up often. It's better to let this leopard replace him. Earth native leopards are easier to operate."

"This is a good idea! I strongly support it. After Mr. White Rhino became an Internet celebrity, he became very frightened. He often came to my house to show off and brought his calf with him. I really wanted to beat him up."

"Wait, who will handle this matter, there is no suitable person?"

"I'll do it." ——President's real number

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In Yan Mu's house, this leopard cub is starting to be melancholy.He was lying on the sofa, looking at the little kangaroo squatting down and eating nuts, obviously so greedy that he wanted to swallow his saliva, but he just held on, with pity in his eyes, not knowing what was going on in his heart.

The little white cat took pictures of him with his mobile phone, and then sent them to the director of the zoo, and secretly contacted the little tiger cub who was still working in the company.He is very sure that this thing was done by the little tiger cub. The other cubs in the company have their own things to do. Only the little tiger cub is free all day long. It is said that his childhood sweetheart dotes on him very much and makes him feel confident in everything he does. Then unknowingly, you will run into trouble.

The little tiger cub who was summoned by the CEO came to Yan Mu's house. After seeing the leopard cub, his ears drooped immediately, and he took the initiative to admit his mistake. "I wanted to make friends with him, who knew he was so curious about my snacks, but I gave him the hay biscuits made by my father, which can help him digest nuts, and he will never gain weight!" The little tiger cub stretched out its paws Pointing to the leopard cub, he said, "And he didn't gain weight, why did he let me come! Could it be my fault...?" In the end, the little tiger cub didn't have much confidence.

"He has a mental problem. Psychological problems are as important as physical problems." The little white cat flicked its tail and jumped to lie on another sofa, and said calmly, "During this period, you are responsible for taking pictures, and then pass them on to the zoo. Chief, remember to pretend to be Minister Yan."

A little leopard whose personality is sometimes melancholic, sometimes calm, and sometimes compassionate, has captured the attention of many netizens at an extremely fast speed.The white rhinoceros, which was previously promoted to an Internet celebrity, has gradually cooled down because there were too few topics, but now this leopard cub is too topical.

#本猫 Every day I wake up handsomely by myself, what is the reason for this#

#Stupid leopards, your vision is too narrow to discover the beauty of this leopard#

#The weather is good today, Ben Leopard is going to go out to get in the rain#

#Damn the sun, stop me from basking in the dark clouds#

These contradictory and demonic topics quickly spread all over the Internet as if it had grown wings. Many people touched Weibo to watch this demonic leopard.The most critical issue is that the leopard cub is not just taking pictures, but he is very expressive to cooperate with each chapter of the photos, and he can almost win the best performance award of the year!

When Yan Mu knew about this, the zoo had cooperated with the photos and text sent by 'him' to manage this leopard cub into a new generation of Internet celebrities, and planned to make an MV for this cub .It was precisely because of this incident that the zoo contacted Yan Mu, and he knew about it.

So during this period of time squatting at Yan Mu's house to eat and drink, the little tiger cub, who had gained a little weight, exposed his ability to play with mobile phones.

"Wow." The little tiger cub simply smashed the jar, saying that he can not only play with mobile phones, but also play with tablets. When he turned off the TV, he would take the initiative to help turn off the TV, knowing that he would press the TV switch and unplug the power plug.It can be said that besides being a little tiger cub, he can also do what humans can do!

After lying on the ground and rolling around a few times, the little tiger cub got up and was about to go out to play with the lame boy.

After catching the little tiger cub, Yan Mu said helplessly, "You are so smart, does your father know? Also, don't show it in front of outsiders, or you will be taken away for research."

Twisting his furry body, the little tiger cub said that he knew it, and now he really wants to play with the lame boy with a rubber ball!

Watching the little tiger cub leave, the leopard cub is still lying on the sofa calmly, insisting that the poor cannot be moved, and the mighty cannot be subdued. To be a leopard that has a beginning and an end, it must eat gracefully. Don't even look at it!snort!Although he really wants to play!

Because it was proposed by the zoo, the MV shooting location was naturally in the zoo, Yan Mu was the off-site guide, and the leopard cub was the protagonist.Now he is not big, just like a cat with special patterns, but he has a melancholy and sad atmosphere all over his body, which makes people want to laugh when they see it. This leopard is really good at pretending! The accompanying text of the MV is like this: Leopard's life is so mediocre, can it only be spent in this small zoo in the future?

"Lie down on that rock and don't move, point your head at the sun, don't squint your eyes, and don't wag your tail." Yan Mu looked at the script with a little embarrassment, and directed the leopard in front of him.

This cub is very powerful and cooperates with Yan Mu's command, and the perfect romantic mv is about to be filmed. The last scene is the leopard cub returning to the cage by itself, looking out lonely and pitifully.The filming would have ended when I came here, but Yan Mu suddenly noticed a gray sparrow flying over from nowhere, landed on the cage and stopped moving.

He still remembered that the rainbow lorikeet raised by Lu Wei said that Lu Yang was a gray finch, but Yan Mu had never seen his real body, so he didn't know if it was just.But intuitively, Yan Mu thinks that this gray bird definitely has a purpose for flying over.

Because the money cub still has some psychological problems and cannot stay in the zoo, Yan Mu has to take him away and send him back after he has been enlightened.The gray bird kept following them, even if Yan Mu drove away, the gray bird followed very hard...