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Topic: Minister Yan's birthday, have you prepared gifts yet?In the past, Minister Yan didn't know us very well, so he was too embarrassed to send it, so he could only send a check. Now...

Main Building: The host has prepared a small x-disc for collection, I hope Minister Yan will like it.Hey, let me make a digression, the crackdown is severe now, and no one can have it below the neck. The small x discs in the landlord's collection are one less than one.

1st Floor: The landlord capitalized dirty!But can you give me a copy, I will exchange it with you for a small x manga!Limited edition small x manga, you definitely don't have it!

2nd Floor: Brother, don't be fooled, I'm going to give Minister Yan a massage eye mask, which is said to be the latest research of Country X!In addition, I don't want a small x disc, the landlord will give me a copy of the electronic version.

3rd Floor: Give a set of Anima custom-made handmade suits. I hope Minister Yan will like it. Money is a bit tight recently. I originally wanted to give a small sports car.

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Floor 77: The third brother is going to be torn apart by the CEO, clothes, sports cars, etc. are all gifts from the CEO 233333333

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Floor 998998: _(:3」∠)_ was torn up, the third brother changed the gift, and gave it to Dad to make handmade fodder, I hope Minister Yan likes it.

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While eating at the restaurant, Du Lihua, Peng Zhixin, Meng Shan, and a few good colleagues in the company all came to give gifts.The beautiful gift boxes were piled up in the corner of the private room, but just when Yan Mu was relieved and ready to concentrate on eating, the people from the cake shop came and brought in a small trolley with a five-layer cake on it, and two standing on the top Men in identical suits kissing each other.

"I remember I ordered a very small one-layer cake." Yan Mu walked over quickly, wondering if the other party sent it to the wrong place.

The visitor looked at the card in his hand and said, "It's for you. The previous cake was returned by another gentleman, and he replaced it with this one. He said that he is your suitor." The cake shop is also good. Xin Xin wanted to match the couple, but did not notify Yan Mu.

After swallowing a ginkgo, Yan Hui jumped over and said, "Brother Yan, it must be him, just accept it."

"Okay." One of the villains on the cake was obviously himself, and the other was handsome, so he knew who it was without thinking.Yan Mu signed for the receipt, and then started cutting the cake.All the people present were adults, and the cake was just eaten as a show. Most of the remaining cakes were not eaten. Yan Mu planned to send them to the municipal welfare home later, good things should not be wasted.

After eating in the small restaurant, Yan Mu was ready to go back with a gift in his arms, and the others also had their own affairs, so they dispersed.It happened that Meng Shan was going home too, so Yan Mu hitched a ride and got off the car when he got near his home, and Jingjing also jumped off, he wanted to find six puppies to play with.Before I got to my door, a neighbor who lived in the same building smiled and said, "Your birthday is today? Happy birthday."

"Huh?" Yan Mu was stunned for a moment, then walked quickly to the door of his house, and was shocked.

No wonder the neighbor said that just now, because the door of his house and the door of the storage room were all piled up with gifts, which was even more exaggerated than when he cleaned up the asbestos tile house before. There is also a gift list in front.Quewei'er and a few dogs lay on the outside looking at the gift box, and the lame one jumped onto the gift box, took the gift list down and handed it to Yan Mu.

The first item on the gift list is a small x-ray film, and the second item is a massage eye mask. There are various things behind it, such as air humidifiers, light-wave ovens, frying pans, and so on. There are also the latest vertical air conditioners on the back gift list, as well as the installer. Telephone.The final gift list reads: All employees of the company.

"Only the top executives of the company have such handwriting. We don't know who they are, and we can't send them back." Yan Mu was a little distressed, but he still started to pack the presents. "Hey, this box doesn't seem to be in the gift list." The oversized gift box It was as tall as a person, didn't weigh much, and it wobbled and made no sound. Yan Mu opened it curiously. After seeing what was inside, he felt helpless, "I can only use this for myself."

"That's for sure." Yan Hui helped carry the gift box home, and called the air conditioner installer to come to the door, "Ah Bai's master is so virtuous and patient."

Indeed, the pillows that are as tall as a person and proportioned to their body are all embroidered with patterns one after another. It feels very good to the touch, which shows that Ah Bai's owner really put his heart into it.The big pillow always looks weird on the bed, as if Abai's master had been lying on the bed. Yan Mu looked at it, picked it up and stuffed it in the closet, but felt that Abai's master was wronged. In the end, he threw it on the bed and covered it with a quilt.

Looking at all this secretly, the little white cat felt that he had finally entered the room in another way.He wiped his paws with a towel on the floor, then jumped on the bed and looked down at his handsome face. Finally, nodding his head in satisfaction, he turned and climbed onto Yan Mu's pillow to sleep.This time, through the efforts of their company's top management, all the missing things in Yan Mu's Xiaojia were completed, and some old things were replaced. Given Yan Mu's living standards, he would definitely not be willing to throw them away, and might give them away.

Thinking that there is a cub who wants to give a sports car, this EQ is simply too much, and he even said that he supports the president, and there is no such backstabbing in support!Obviously everyone knows that all the cars in the hands of the little white cat can be given to Yan Mu to drive, whichever one you want to drive, and if you don't want to drive it, we can buy a new one, it's as simple as that.

The weather is getting hotter and hotter, just to use the air conditioner, Yan Mu thinks that the company's top management is simply too kind, and people are in a hurry, and they must work harder to go to work in the future!After tidying up the house, Yan Mu was reluctant to throw away the replaced furniture and appliances, so Yan Mu was going to give it away.

Just as he was about to sleep with his arms around the body pillow on the bed, the doorbell rang.Yan Hui ran over to open the door, and when he saw a stranger, he asked vigilantly, "Who are you?"

"I'm looking for Yan Mu! I'm Lu Jia, we met not long ago, he knows me!" Lu Jia was wearing a hoodie, his whole face was hidden in the shadows, he lowered his voice to Yan Hui explain.

"Then wait a minute." Yan Hui closed the door with a 'bang' and called Yan Mu to get up.

The people outside were indeed known by Yan Mu, to be exact, they had only met once, and Lu Jia did not use his real name, but Lu Wei's name, and his attitude was very arrogant.But at this time, Lu Jia was like a wilted quail, sitting on a small bench with his head bowed and his knees hugged, his eyes looking at the steaming paper cup on the tea table, and he murmured: "I can only come to you now, Lu Jia." I'm the only one left."

"Don't want you?" Yan Mu frowned, and he winked at Yan Hui to make him avoid it.The little kangaroos and manuls at home obediently ran to Yan Mu's bedroom to hide. Meng Ge and Fat Snake were also there. Yan Hui went there without any pressure and continued to work on his sweater.

The only little white cat who refused to hide was squatting on the sofa, looking at Lu Jia calmly.

"He originally said that I would replace him in Tengcheng, and he was confusing you while contacting Lu Yang. He will replace me when the time is right." Lu Jia sniffed and whispered, "My health recently...is not good. Great, I contacted him and asked him to help me think of a way, but who knew that he cut off contact with me directly. I am not familiar with the place here, and I don’t have enough money in my hand, so I don’t have the ability to support myself. Not to mention my body..."

Before Yan Mu could speak, Lu Jia slowly took off his hat, revealing a very haggard face, all his hair was gone, revealing a bald head.With a wry smile and pinched his own face, Lu Jia said bitterly: "I didn't make this appearance, but I was doomed at birth, but it doesn't mean I'm healthy. Lu Wei's original appearance is not like this either, He's not a peacock either, just an ordinary gray bird."

"What methods did Lu Wei use before you were born?" Yan Mu felt that Lu Jia was not telling the truth. If a person's appearance could be determined before he was born, how could genetics explain it? It's like the Arabian Nights, thinking that the gods really exist, and you can go to heaven if you breathe the fairy air.

"Well, I just use a mold to forcibly control my growth, so that I can approach him infinitely." Lu Jia covered his face uncomfortable, "I feel that my body is changing. If there is no drug control, I'm afraid it will grow longer and worse. Ugly..."

"Then you shouldn't come to me either." Yan Mu was not interested in listening to Lu Jia's talk about his appearance, so he opened the door directly and said, "Please leave now, or I will call the police directly."

Looking at Yan Mu in disbelief, Lu Jia watched him take out his mobile phone and start dialing, then hurriedly stood up, and muttered: "I thought you could help, isn't your character very soft and kind? Why do you treat people like this? Ruthless, I..."

The door closed with a bang, and Yan Mu returned to the living room, and threw the glass of water in front of Lu Jia into the toilet, and then threw the small Maza on the balcony, which was not used for the time being.

It's just that Yan Mu didn't expect that Lu Jia didn't leave, but stayed in the community all the time, and even caught a person and started talking to himself, portraying himself as a miserable image of a friend who came to join Yan Mu, but was kicked out of the house .This trick may work in other places, but it is impossible in this community. Even if many people don’t know Yan Mu, they also know his cats and dogs. Some time ago, the dogs were in the community After running around, many people know them better, so no one would believe that Yan Mu is that kind of person, because he even picks up stray dogs and takes them home to take good care of them.

After so many days, Yan Mu almost didn't recognize Lu Jia when he saw Lu Jia again.He looked even more haggard, and his appearance changed a lot. His face became rounder, his skin became darker, and his whole body became bent. He was even uglier than Lu Yang, and his body was as dirty as a beggar.

Seeing Yan Mu, Lu Jia immediately stood up and begged: "Please, help me, I can't live anymore. Oh, I won't let you help me for nothing, I have a special status, you can use it Me! Yes, use me!" As if he had grasped the last straw, he threw himself at Yan Mu's feet and kept begging, looking pitiful and pathetic.