Cub Recruitment Office

Gossip Forum of the Special Alien Management Office on Earth:

Subject: Mr. Bai Xiao is on fire, this idiot doesn't know how to pretend, he goes to the amateur department to report in broad daylight, it is said that Minister Yan returned not long after he started work, now everyone...

Main building: They all secretly watched the excitement.The CEO is still working overtime, so he must be very upset now, haha.

Floor 1: White rhinos are so rare, I would like to praise Mr. Bai Xiao for his courage to run out openly. I believe that the staff of the zoo and nature reserve will appear soon after seeing the news!It is said that the last male white rhino was guarded day and night by forty forest rangers with live ammunition. I don’t know what greeted Mr. Bai...

Floor 2: The zoo has already called Minister Yan, 2333333333, but Minister Yan has already dealt with the zoo, waiting for the nature reserve to come!

Floor 3: Although it is not appropriate for Mr. Bai Xiao to blatantly violate the agreement, I still feel happy to hear it haha.

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Floor 8888834: Coming to the follow-up, Minister Yan has already managed the people in the nature reserve with his three-inch tongue. Now Mr. Bai Xiao is equivalent to being recognized by human beings, he can live in Minister Yan's house, and because of his cherished nature, he has gained a lot Praise, has become an Internet celebrity.

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Ever since returning home, Yan Mu has been so busy that he has hit the back of his head. He just went to the company to hand over the work, hand in the purchased herbs, finish the account reconciliation with the finance department, and then finish the work that was squeezed during this period non-stop, and then There was a call saying that a white rhino appeared in front of their house.Thinking of the white rhinoceros he saw before, Yan Mu had to ask for leave to go home temporarily. Fortunately, the company was very understanding and did not make things difficult for Yan Mu.

I hurried back home, washed the white rhino, and found fodder to feed him, when the call from the zoo came.After all, Yan Mu dismissed the zoo, and before Yan Mu breathed a sigh of relief, the staff of the nature reserve came again. Naturally, it was for this white rhinoceros. After all, there are only a few animals in the world, and each one should be cherished.

"This cub has an owner." Yan Mu didn't say it clearly, but his attitude was very clear, "I can take good care of this cub, and you can see that he is willing to follow me. I'll go with you to the nature reserve It’s not a good thing, not to mention whether he can adapt to the wild environment, but whether he is willing to go is also a question.”

Hang Chi Han Chi ran to the asbestos tiled house of Yan Mu's house, and the white rhino got in and sat on the thickened and reinforced sofa, almost crossing his legs.Such humanized cubs are really rare. The staff of the nature reserve stared blankly, and after repeated confirmation that Yan Mu's attitude would not change, they had to leave the phone and leave.

Because the photos had already been posted on the Internet and attracted the attention of countless netizens, when they were discovered by the person in charge of the relevant department, the matter was not easy to handle.Their first reaction is of course to ask the company to blame. They must have an explanation. According to the earth residence agreement signed by the aliens, the photos must not be revealed for no reason. Mu's family raised many cats and dogs, and he got away with it. Moreover, Yan Mu's photos are all treasured, and few people see them.

This kind of thing is going to be the turn of the Ministry of Foreign Affairs. All the people in the company should go to work, rest, and browse the web. All the staff of the Ministry of Foreign Affairs put on decent work suits, with light makeup on their faces There is a wave of low-level personnel and a wave of high-level personnel to receive the guests who come to the company.

Mr. Nan Botu, Minister of Foreign Affairs, naturally wants to receive important people. Although he looks harmless, and looks very cute and not aggressive at all, anyone who comes into contact with him will be controlled by the enigmatic aura, and then forget himself The original intention, left in a daze.

"Our Ministry of Foreign Affairs is the face of the company. It must be good-looking!" The lowest-level staff of the Ministry of Foreign Affairs said seriously, "The customers must be satisfied and return. We can make a follow-up visit, and we must make them completely satisfied!"

It's just such a group of foreign ministry personnel who have been trained by the company to have a mysterious aura and have a spat with the relevant departments, so that the white rhinoceros can live safely in Yan Mu's house.

The city zoo didn't give up. The director took the fat leopard out and asked Yan Mu to meet. Yan Mu finally agreed that they could borrow the white rhino's fame, but they had to think of a reasonable solution for the white rhino. identity.

"It's simple. The white rhino is the mascot of our zoo." The director said with a smile, "Go back and help him open Weibo and upload a few photos every day to ensure that he becomes an Internet celebrity." By then, the zoo will definitely follow suit , The higher the popularity, the more tourists, the higher the benefits, the better the life of the animals in the zoo, and they will look better. It has never attracted more tourists. It is a virtuous circle!

When taking pictures, the white rhinoceros is also very cooperative, and I can do whatever I want to do, but this guy has a little temper, and he must not be disturbed when he is sitting on the sofa and resting.

"The matter of being photographed before has not been resolved, why is it taking pictures again, and there is an official Weibo, are you ignoring the agreement?" People from the relevant departments immediately exploded after knowing this incident.

"This is a matter of the zoo. You can communicate with the people in the zoo." The company's Ministry of Foreign Affairs found out the contact information of the zoo and handed it to the other party, and said enthusiastically, "Actually, we don't want to expose that cub. , it's not a zoo..." As for the white rhino that ran to Yan Mu's house and was seen by others and took pictures?Sorry, that's all in the past tense, now it's about the zoo.

Just like this, he negotiated like a rogue, and the director of the zoo was so awesome, he directly sprayed this mysterious relevant department back, continued to operate the white rhino's Weibo, and made him an Internet celebrity in a short period of time, and then Take pictures of the performance of the zoo in front of the other party.

"It feels good to have allies." Everyone in the company thought so.

When the white rhino turned from darkness to light, he could walk in the community carelessly, sleep in the asbestos tile house, and play well with Yan Mu’s cat and dog, and became good friends with Jingjing at first sight Finally, the gossip valley expectations of the company's top executives were finally satisfied, and then everyone thought of the CEO in unison, and gave him advice one after another, hoping that this date would be a success.

"I heard that the zoo has bought another piece of land for expansion. I guess the director will definitely invite Minister Yan to go."

"Are there any animals in the expanded area?"

"I don't know, I'll know when the time comes."

"Then shall we suggest that Mr. President go on a date at the zoo?"

The CEO with 0 love experience really took this suggestion, he prepared with great interest and formally invited Yan Mu.The invitation letter was wrapped in an envelope exuding a faint floral fragrance, and was personally delivered to Yan Mu by the little white cat.

The little white cat in the letter invited Yan Mu to play in the zoo with full of sincere emotion, and also proposed to go to the mountain near the zoo to have a look. The key is a military green jeep with a super large capacity, enough to hold a small elephant.

I haven't been able to go to work recently, tossing about the white rhinoceros, and the little pangolin at home, the six puppies are going to be vaccinated, and another big fat man has come to the pet hospital, and he also wants to lose weight. Yan Mu is thinking about whether to work part-time. The white cat sent such a letter.

"Ah Bai came at the right time. I was thinking of going out to play." Yan Mu happily picked up the little white cat and kissed it, and said with a smile, "Our cats and dogs have been confined at home for a long time, It's time to go out and play. Yan Hui, hurry up and prepare the ingredients, let's go out to have a barbecue, and then invite Jingjing and Gugu?"

Queweier sent a spirited dog to Jingjing, and a pear cat to Gugu. If he got a dog, he would definitely follow him.Seeing the note that Jingjing brought back, Meng Shan was immediately happy, and personally brought Jingjing over, and went back to live with Du Xin by himself.Cuckoo, Mr. Gray Wolf is all excited. He has always wanted to go to the zoo, but there are no wolves in the city zoo, so it is difficult for him to get in. Now he finally has a chance!

There must be a lot of delicious food and all kinds of snacks to pack. Mr. Gray Wolf is a gray wolf. He is a little older than Gu Gu Gu, but he is still furry and looks like a dog.When Gu Gu Han Chi Han Chi came running with Mr. Gray Wolf, Yan Mu didn't recognize him at first.But Yan Hui had sharp eyes and whispered, "That's a wolf."

Seeing Mr. Gray Wolf happily mixed into the dog group and rolling with the six puppies, Yan Mu felt relieved, "Maybe it's Gu Gu's playmate, let's take it together."

So the date planned by the little white cat turned into a mighty play team, and the car was full of cats and dogs.In order to save space, Yan Mu put a cat climbing frame in the car, and the cats squatted on it calmly, very orderly, and did not fight at all.Yan Hui hugged the little kangaroo and sat in the co-pilot, looked back, and saw Meng Ge and Fat Snake being pushed aside by Jingjing, and the little mantle squatting on the cat climbing frame, pretending to be a cat, low-keyed. He looked at Meng Ge with pity.

At this time, the white rhino who was watching TV in the asbestos-tiled house was very upset. Although he is now an Internet celebrity, he can't leave the community casually because of species reasons. It's an overlord clause!He has rough skin and thick flesh, even if someone wants to poach him, they can't beat him, okay?You must know that the white rhinoceros started to learn taekwondo by himself when he was a child, and his father and father are even better at it. He himself is one of the strongest cubs in the company, and the baby elephant is not as good as him.

Chewing the tender grass unhappily, the white rhino sat on the sofa, turned on the phone and prepared to browse the company's website.Hmph, he wants to post, he doesn't want them to play so smoothly.Moreover, various groups of relatives and friends are required to create momentum. As the first white rhinoceros to become an Internet celebrity, he has finally come into contact with the Internet in human society and learned various black skills. The black and white rhinoceros is online!Puffing air from his nostrils, the white rhinoceros began to type unhappily...