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Topic: Haha, I am a totem of belief in a village. I am so honored. I don’t know if the pangolin in the ancestral hall is really alive. Tonight I plan to...

Main building: Go and have a look, I'm so curious about such a magical village.Dad, my son is going to take an adventure, help me!I will broadcast live in this post, I hope you will pay more attention to it.

Floor 1: Minister Yan and the CEO are all asleep, as are Wallaby, Meng Ge, and Fat Snake, ready to go! [selfie picture]

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Floor 78: (>_<) It's super dark outside, it's scary, and I didn't see where the ancestral hall is.It is said that there is a special gatekeeper in the ancestral hall, I, I...

Floor 79: Son, don't be afraid, go forward bravely!I used to go there to buy herbs for the company. There is really a pangolin in the ancestral hall. It is very fat and it hides a lot of ants!

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Building 888893: Finally found it!The guardian of the ancestral hall fell asleep, and I had already sneaked in, eating the dried ants given by the big fat pangolin.However, the ancestral hall is very important to the ancestors of the village, so it is not easy to take pictures, so please listen to my description.The dried ants are very delicious, and there are other snacks. The people in the village are very good at crafting. You may consider coming here as a guest in the future.This pangolin has lived for a long time and has a lot of knowledge. Chatting for a night has benefited a lot!like!

Building 888894: My son is really the best!white rhino dad

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The world in the eyes of this pangolin who lived for an unknown number of years is different from the world in the eyes of humans.In his opinion, Yang Ming's village is an outsider, and the blood flowing from their bodies is not suitable for living in this place. Their blood comes from outside the border, and it is natural for them to be eliminated by the environment here.

Just like lions will never go to the territory of other lions unless they expand their territory, if one or two lions in the pride go to other lions' territory, there are only two endings, either they will be driven away or they will be wiped out.It is a cruel natural law, but it has the meaning of existence.

Perhaps in the eyes of this pangolin, human beings are no different from other animals, they are all for survival and better survival.

After being treated to a meal, the little cub also gave a gift in return. It was meat floss made by Yan Mu. This pangolin is not an alien. It does not have a stomach as strong as iron. It can only eat a little seasoning every time, but this is already very good, after all They can eat termites and are not afraid of formic acid. In a way, their stomachs are already very strong.

"I have benefited a lot from this trip, and my friends must be stunned when I go back, hehe." Humming an out-of-tune tune, he quietly went back, rolled up the blanket as if he had never left, and hid himself in it, pretending As if he was sleeping in a hole in the earth.

Yan Mu woke up the next day and found nothing unusual. He packed his luggage as usual, ate, went to the old man's house to thank him, and sent the return gift he had prepared, and then started to talk about business.

The medicinal herbs in the village are very famous, but in fact the people in the village have a bit of a weird temper, and they won't respond to customers who don't like it, even if they pay more money.Yan Mu was lucky, the old man took the lead, many people were willing to sell the herbs to him, the price was easy to negotiate, but they would only leave after seeing the little pangolin.

"You don't need to cook it, just chew it like a snack. It's good for your health to eat a little bit often." The old man smiled and said to Yan Mu, excluding the part sold, the old man gave Yan Mu more.

In fact, the medical value of pangolin scales has not been verified by modern relevant departments, but it is mentioned in ancient medical classics.But now the medicinal herb found in the stockade is more effective, and its limitations are smaller. It has miraculous effects in preventing some diseases, but most of the people in the stockade have weird tempers. They don't want to promote it. Only those who know the way can buy it. arrive.This may be their own way of survival. Only in this way can the village survive for a long time.

After completing the task assigned by the company, Yan Mu is ready to go back.Peng Zhixin also bought some medicinal herbs. It was his first time visiting this place, but there was no suitable river for him to cross here, so he had to choose another place.Before the two parties parted, Peng Zhixin also came over to look at the fat snake, grabbed it in his hand and touched it, raised the corners of his lips and smiled and left without saying anything, which made Meng Ge a little unhappy. After all, he was also Peng Zhixin's My niece and daughter-in-law actually ignored him.

Watching Peng Zhixin's car leave, Yan Mu suddenly remembered that he hadn't seen Peng Zhixin's prototype yet, wondering if he was as fat as a fat snake.

"Meow, meow..." Pounced on the windshield of the car and rolled, the little white cat felt that his sense of presence was very low recently, and he was going to refresh his sense of presence.After successfully attracting Yan Mu's attention by rolling, he nimbly pounced on Yan Mu's chest, got into his clothes, stretched out his paw pads and patted Yan Mu's sensitive neck.

Touching the little white cat's body, Yan Mu said with a smile while driving: "Is it because Ah Bai is so excited that he is going back soon? Your master hasn't appeared for a while, so you should be able to see him this time when you go back? Mr. It was because of his help that I had to thank him when I found an opportunity.”

Tsunderely raised his head, the little white cat shook his head slightly, expressing that he didn’t need to thank him at all, he was willing to do so, if it wasn’t for the delivery of the car, Yan Mu would definitely not accept it, he would have sent all the cars in his private collection long ago .Driving to and from work alone by myself, and no one else to accompany me when I get home, how can I have a lively life with Yan Mu, let alone having many cats and dogs to play with at home, I couldn't be happier!The company pups are all envious.

However, even if I feel very good in my heart, I can say what I want to say for three days and three nights, and the little white cat even meows to express it. There are only the little kangaroo, Meng Ge, fat snake, and pangolin cubs in the car I just understand, as for Yan Mu, he is still immersed in the emotion of wanting to thank the owner of the little white cat.

"My lord, here's your chance for a date!" Meng Ge secretly yelled while lying on the back of the car.

The little kangaroo turned to look at Yan Mu in the driver's seat, then at Yan Hui who was leaning against him next to him, and said in a low voice, "Take this opportunity to get in touch, Minister Yan's house, don't worry, I will Seeing that Yan Hui can take on it now."

"Wait, I heard from my father that the white rhinoceros wants to come to the amateur department. Has Mr. President agreed to this?" The pangolin cub was completely hidden in the rolled up blanket.Although he is an alien, some behaviors and habits are similar to those of pangolins on Earth. For example, he likes to sleep in caves. In winter, he will choose sunny places to dig holes. The deepest can be four meters above the ground, but this The cubs don't need to be so troublesome, because there is heating in the house in winter, which is very warm.

Glancing at the pangolin in shock, Meng Ge didn't dare to say anything: "Let the white rhino go to the amateur department, are you sure you didn't let him sneak around to play when the moon is dark and the wind is high? Seeing what to do, will the company's legal department agree? Did Minister Xiao Jin say anything, and the emergency department can't let Mr. White Rhino mess around!" But Meng Ge also quickly thought that the white rhino had traveled thousands of miles to find Yan Mu, but because of his identity The relationship with body shape was persuaded by Yan Mu. At that time, Yan Mu seemed to have promised him...

Hearing the discussion behind the car, the little white cat got out of Yan Mu's clothes, jumped to the back and said majesticly: "Let him come out once, he must be suffocated if he stays at home all the time." He was deeply touched. , Every time I wanted to confess my identity to Yan Mu, I was cowardly for various reasons, and then I had to hold back some unspeakable behaviors, so I could only sneak around and eat tofu or something in the dead of night.

This white rhino is not very old, it is reasonable to say that it is still a cub, but because of the relationship between species, his size is still very large.As for the father and father of the white rhinoceros, let alone, because they are too heavy, they have a fixed route to work every day, such as some overpasses and so on, because they are not sure if it is a tofu project. If someone tramples on it, the company will be in trouble again.

It is said that the buildings in the Shanhe community where the White Rhinoceros family lived were secretly built by the company using solid reinforced concrete. The foundation is five meters deeper than ordinary buildings, and all the materials used are of good quality. Of course, these things are communicated with the relevant human departments in the company's foreign affairs department. , everyone secretly implemented it together, and ordinary people don't know it at all.

"Father, Mr. President promised me that I can go to the amateur department." Mr. White Rhino happily walked up and down in his living room, and even called the calf in the garden to come in, "Can I take the calf with me?"

"Mr. Bai, please turn into a human, please. Our house is absolutely safe, and no one will see it. You see, the curtains are all drawn, and the door cannot be opened by anyone." White Rhino's father was a little displeased. He said happily, "The living room is only so big, you take up too much space."

The white rhino, who was often chanted like this, didn't care. He sat down on the sofa, and the little ox ran in and sat next to him, with tender grass in his mouth, blinking his big eyes and looking at the white rhino's father.This ordinary calf is now accustomed to the setting that the white rhino at home can become a human. He sat on the sofa with his tail flicking calmly. After eating the tender grass, he felt that the living room was boring and wanted to go to the small garden to continue eating. Tender grass.

"Xiao Niu, do you want to go with me to meet Minister Yan in the amateur department?" The white rhino also flicked its tail.

"Moo, moo..." Xiao Niu shook his head, he said that his family is very good, and he doesn't want to go out to cause trouble for Yan Mu.He still remembers Yan Mu to this day, not only because Yan Mu saved him, but also because of Yan Mu's heart for him, if it wasn't for Yan Mu, he wouldn't be able to live in such a good family. The otz white rhino family is really good, and the family can become a cow.

So when the little white cat was planning to find Yan Mu on a date, a large white rhino ran rampantly to the garden community and went straight to his house, attracting countless attention along the way, and young people spread the news on the Internet, Also edited a long Weibo.

"Whoever said the white rhino was endangered, I saw one. Above is proof: [image]"