Interstellar Xiuxian live broadcast room

What surprised him even more was that when he was cleaning just now, he also found the "Record of Mortal Cultivation of Immortals" under the original owner's pillow!This book is so hot?Handed down so far?Or does it travel with itself?

He was not surprised that he could even travel through a book.He flipped through a few pages, and the familiar language pattern was indeed the "Record of Mortal Cultivation of Immortals" under his pillow!Perhaps to commemorate his past life, Shao Qingchen didn't throw it into the garbage bag, but placed it under the pillow again, and then put the bed sheet under the quilt and washed it in the washing machine.

Shao Qingchen dragged and dragged five times before transporting the five huge garbage bags to the garbage room in the residential area.The people living in the subsistence allowances area are basically the old, the weak, women, children, the sick and the disabled, but there are a few uneducated and incompetent people like the original owner who are waiting to die.For example, Shao Qingchen was diagonally opposite the door, and the lazy man Xunwu leaned against the door frame and shouted at him coolly: "Oh, it's not easy, Xiao Shao, you actually came out to throw garbage? You're not a mouse that even crawled on you and didn't even bother chasing you." Is it?"

Shao Qingchen smiled at him, entered the room and closed the door.Xun Wu's room was not much better than the original owner's, and a bad smell came over his face. Shao Qingchen, who had finally cleaned up the room, could hardly accept the smell of abnormal fermentation.

After closing the door, Shao Qingchen took another shower.The slight obsession with cleanliness made it difficult for him to accept that his body was not clean. After being refreshed, Shao Qingchen's mood became a little better when he looked at the brand new single apartment.After solving the housing problem, the problem of food also followed.After working for three full hours, he felt hungry in his stomach.

In the refrigerator of the original owner, there are still ten boxes of fast food, a few packs of instant dumplings, and canned instant food. This is all the food.There are only ten-figure credit points in the card, which is only enough to buy a few boxes of fast food according to today's interstellar consumption standards.The unpalatable fast-food meal can only be full to ensure nutrition and health, but it cannot guarantee the taste.

what to do?How to maintain life in the future?At this time, the original owner's mobile phone sent out a text message notification tone.Shao Qingchen took out his phone and took a look, overjoyed.That's right, today is indeed the day when the minimum guarantee payment arrives.One thousand two hundred yuan, the minimum living allowance.I can't starve to death, I can't hold on.The most basic living guarantee, all residents of the Great Interstellar Huaxia Administrative Region can apply.

But... Shao Qingchen is still hesitating, will he really have to live on the life insurance in the future?This kind of life has no quality at all, let alone traveling in mountains and rivers.Shao Qingchen didn't want to live such a life of eating and waiting to die, but the original owner had no skills, no education, thin arms and legs, and no strength. How could he make money in a short period of time?Even if I inherited his memory, it's still the same!

Shao Qingchen's mind suddenly brightened. Although the other party doesn't have any skills, he should have them!He was an anchor at Station Y before, focusing on talk shows.The handsome face and exaggerated interpretation techniques often make the audience burst into laughter. He is known as a high-quality anchor who can rely on his face but insists on taking the comedian route.Maybe, I can rely on this to continue to burn?

However, the other party has no equipment.If you want to continue to operate the live broadcast room, you must first have live broadcast equipment.However, the original owner did not have any other equipment except for a government-equipped optical computer and a network that is widespread throughout the interstellar world.Shao Qingchen turned on the optical computer, ready to search for live broadcast equipment.

But after opening the online sales platform and finding the live broadcast equipment, Shao Qingchen was dumbfounded.The cheapest all-in-one machine costs 1000 credits!A total of eight thousand credit points!He only has [-] and [-] yuan in his hand, where can he get the money for [-] credits?Just when he was about to give up and look for a recruitment platform, a row of small red characters under the sales page gave him hope.

Unsecured interest-free IOUs, [-]% down payment, [-]-month monthly payment (limited to low-income households).

Isn't this tailor-made for him?Interstellar's e-commerce service is really thoughtful. Knowing that a low-income household like him can't afford so much money at one time, it's a caring little publicity.

In fact, Shao Qingchen didn't know that this thoughtful little public offer was not for the convenience of the public, but for not letting go of any opportunity to make money.Low-income households also have money in their hands, with a down payment of 1200 credits and a monthly payment of 600 credits.For any low-income household, it is almost affordable.In the worst case, other consumption will be canceled temporarily, and I will buy it later after paying off the IOU.There is no way to cancel it, because the credit card must be bound to the e-commerce platform during the repayment period and will be automatically debited during the monthly payment period.That is to say, the available balance will change from [-] to [-]. Otherwise, which e-commerce platform would dare to do business with low-income households?

No business, no evil, this principle is universal.

After paying, Shao Qingchen felt a little worried as he touched the credit card with only [-] credit points left.What if it doesn't turn red?What if there is no reward?But he bought everything, and he couldn't allow him to regret it.Because in less than half an hour, someone knocked on the door: "The all-in-one live broadcast machine you ordered, can you install it now?"

too fast!

Shao Qingchen opened the door, and the courier buddies installed the all-in-one machine for him as quickly as possible.The service is polite and thoughtful, and I left a customer service number, so I can call at any time if I have any questions.Civilization is indeed constantly improving. In his era, this matter would probably take several days.

Shao Qingchen turned on the all-in-one machine to test the effect, and the boy displayed by the test tool was thin and slender.His complexion was transparent and clear due to lack of sunlight, his lips and teeth were white, and his body proportions were also very good. He turned out to be a rare and beautiful boy.It's a bit of a pity for this kind of beautiful young man who is not handsome.

Shao Qingchen quickly registered an account on StarCraft's largest live video website, Station J, and named it Luo Fanchen, and he quickly went up there.After entering the live broadcast room, Shao Qingchen glanced at the room number, 23333, um, it's easy to remember.

Before the official live broadcast, Shao Qingchen first sang a song.The boy's voice was quite clear, and it attracted several people to watch for a while.After Shao Qingchen sang a song, he immediately played tricks with everyone and cleaned up.He tried his best to tell the joke that made everyone laugh before: "A courier boy walked into our office with a courier and shouted: Who is the rescuer sent by the monkey! Everyone looked at a loss. The director walked over and wanted to ask What's wrong! The little brother said you are the rescuer sent by the monkey? "

With exaggerated expressions and dancing movements, if it was before, the people in the live broadcast room would have been amused by laughter.However, the interstellar people seem to have a different way of getting jokes than the people on Earth. After an embarrassing silence for more than ten seconds, Shao Qingchen once again told another joke exaggeratedly.result……

A huge rotten egg was thrown on the barrage, accompanied by the cool and exaggerated sound effects of the live broadcast room, the auditory effect was very sour.Shao Qingchen was stunned, and the rotten eggs called out one after another.Shao Qingchen wiped his face and silently exited the live broadcast room.

Looking at the live broadcast videos of more advanced technical explanations on the homepage, Shao Qingchen felt that his own courage, standing there bravely and pretending to be a clown just now, was also commendable.

What should I do? What should I do?After spending 8000 yuan for a [-]-month IOU, I got a bunch of rotten eggs. This... seems a bit sad.But Shao Qingchen was not someone who would easily admit defeat, so he had to find a way to work around it.Since technical posts can't be talked about, we must talk about something unpredictable and unconventional.

What are you talking about?

Just when Shao Qingchen was at his wit's end, the book "The Record of Mortal Cultivation of Immortals" that showed a corner fell into his eyes.Shao Qingchen's eyes lit up, and then he showed a bewildered smile.Pretend to be sophisticated, who wouldn't?