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"Okay, you can walk slowly, with a calm demeanor, and walk safely."

"Stand, stand naturally, feet shoulder-width apart, knees slightly bent."

"Sit, it's best to sit cross-legged, fold your hands and put them on your belly button, or hold hands together is the best."

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Shao Qingchen muttered speechlessly for a long time, and muttered: "The legendary novel about cultivating immortals looks like this? I didn't expect it to be such a novel about cultivating immortals. Is it cool? How about it? This is obviously a popular science book, right? ? It’s not really used to cultivate immortals.”

He was taken care of by the dormitory next door for a whole month, and as soon as the final exam was over, he borrowed the book "The Record of Mortal Cultivation of Immortals" from his buddy next door to read it.This is not a novel about cultivating immortals, it is obviously a secret book of cultivating immortals, right?If it weren't for the fairly clear outline of the main story line above, he really thought it was a textbook on cultivating immortals fabricated by some idle author.

Shao Qingchen fell asleep while reading it, and finally stuffed the novel under his pillow and fell asleep.

Before going to bed, I still don’t forget to complain: “I really don’t know where the coolness is…”

After falling asleep, Shao Qingchen also had a strange dream. He dreamed that he was crushed under a big thick snake, and when he was about to be crushed to death, he struggled to wake up.After realizing that it was a dream, Shao Qingchen breathed a sigh of relief. It turned out that what was pressing him was just a lifelike heavy-duty inflatable doll.After a while, I realized that the situation was wrong. No one in the dormitory played with inflatable dolls!Shao Qingchen immediately looked up at the room, and realized that this was not his university dormitory, but a strange room! (What a normal reaction after time travel)

Just when he suspected that he was being pranked by his roommate, a sense of dizziness came (what a normal inheritance memory plot), a warm air flowed through his brain, and a wave of memories revived from his brain.This is another person's memory, which records all the memories of this person from the time of memory, until last night, the moment when he mingled with a high-fidelity inflatable doll in a riding posture.

The evidence on Tintin that has not yet been processed can prove that this person died of horse wind.

Now Shao Qingchen can't help but be confused. If he can't even tell the difference after reading countless articles at the end point, he will call himself an old man at the end point!But this time travel wear, dare to break it a little bit more?

This man, also surnamed Shao, graduated from the compulsory education in Huaxia District with a bachelor's degree in software engineering.This educational background looks pretty bluffing, but this f*cking world view is the future of Interstellar!Mechas are everywhere, and there are as many warships as dogs!Undergraduate compulsory education is equivalent to the nine-year compulsory education in his era!That is, junior high school education level!Not to mention looking for a job, it would be great if you can learn all the basic knowledge!Now this young man who is equivalent to a second-class disabled person lives on the national minimum living allowance.

Because I don't work hard, I don't want to do physical work, and I don't have any skills, so the house is full of the cheapest convenience food boxes.No deposit, this live-action inflatable doll is so fucking second-hand!

There are not even parents, and the house is uniformly allocated by the state.Standard single room, 25 square meters, unified furniture and home decoration package.Looking at the room now being ruined like a dump by this four-no-person with no education, no skills, no savings, and no parents, the corners of his mouth couldn't help twitching.

After accepting this reality about ten minutes later, Shao Qingchen got up and went to the bathroom to take a shower and clean up.Following the location of various tools in memory, it took three full hours of cleaning before the room became tidy.But the five big bags of black garbage bags are placed in the room swaggeringly, which is really spectacular!