Rebirth 31 days

What Fang is doing, let’s talk about it first, we will not engage in pornography, gambling and drugs.

"Bah, you have a pretty good idea."

He cocked his tail all the way, commanding Han Shaoyang to move forward, occasionally blowing a few words, Han Shaoyang listened to him, and drove as he asked.

At the beginning, when the young man said "here, this way", Han Shaoyang didn't pay much attention to him, subconsciously glanced at him, and walked in the direction he pointed.

Then when there were more and more times like this, Han Shaoyang gradually felt that something was wrong, it was always this side, which side is this side?

He stopped the car and asked him, "Where is this?"

What did Shengjing say? "This side is this side."

"Left or right?"

"Uh... right?"

Shengjing slapped him on the shoulder: "Oh, I said you're inked, you'll be there soon, drive fast."

So although Han Shaoyang was full of doubts, he finally swallowed his doubts and restarted the car.

As it turned out, he was still too young.

"You fucking don't distinguish between left and right at all. I really doubt that you have led the wrong way from the very beginning. Go, go, find someone who knows the place, call and ask where it is!"

Shengjing said, "Why don't you trust people!"

"I'm going to believe you and we have to go around until tomorrow morning!"

He took Shengjing's mobile phone out of his trouser pocket: "Call quickly!"

"Hey, hey, don't touch my thigh, you're playing hooligans, right? I'll beat you up!"

"To shut up!"

Han Shaoyang threw the phone to him: "Otherwise I will beat you!"

Shengjing was discouraged, and obediently went to make a phone call.

He found that ever since he met Han Shaoyang, he had no choice but to confess his love.

"But who am I calling, Wei Ran's little watch must be rolling right now, and I won't answer when I call him."

Han Shaoyang, huh? "Who is Wei Ran?"

"The one who drank with me just now. Then his men came and carried him home, and I was the only single dog left."

Han Shaoyang sneered, "I remember you swore to me that you had a boyfriend before, what's the matter, where are you guys?"

"Fuck, Mr. Han, can you stop mocking me at this time? Can't we get along in harmony and friendship for a while and spend tonight happily?"

Han Shaoyang said yes, "I think proper physical communication can make people feel better physically and mentally."

"Bah, I treat you as a friend, but you just want to fuck me in the end, no friends!"

So in the end, they still turned on the navigation.

The place Shengjing said he went to was actually a well-known sauna club in C City. The Korean side invested and opened a total of three sauna clubs in C City.

They are now at least a 15-minute drive away from the nearest one. Han Shaoyang sneered again and compared the coordinates on the navigation with his fingers: "Look, this is what you said to lead the way?"

Shengjing rubbed his nose embarrassedly, but still said stiffly: "At least I'm in the right direction."

They drove past all the way, Han Shaoyang felt curious: "I said, how did you live until now like an idiot, and why didn't you lose yourself?" Sheng Jing interrupted him righteously, "You are almost ready, I just don't know what to do. It’s not that you can’t really find your way. Besides, you don’t need to divide left and right when driving, as long as I know how to get there.”

"But the problem is that you don't know how to go, look, look, look, where is it going?"

Shengjing snorted and didn't answer. He just murmured with his arms folded: "I want to break up with you! I can't live this life! Break up with me! It's too fucking bullying! Break up with me!! "

Han Shaoyang still asked him: "Hey, hey, what's the position for breaking up friendship?"

"Grandpa!"

They came to the guild hall at midnight, and there were few people.Shengjing generously asked for two 98 yuan package tickets, bathing and sauna to increase health care, bah bah bah, pedicure.Then he led Han Shaoyang to change clothes.He felt that as a regular visitor, oh, at least someone who has been here before, he must show a calm look at this time, covering the little newcomer behind him, making him feel that his buddy is also very reliable, and if he has something to ask his brother .

Han Shaoyang saw the confidence on his face, and couldn't help but sighed again in his heart, look, mentally retarded again.

Now there are only 6 bathers plus the two of them. Two are scrubbing, one is changing clothes, and the other is soaking.Shengjing led Han Shaoyang to the locker, "Here, this is yours, I'll go over there." Then he went to find his own locker.Han Shaoyang silently sized him up for a while, not sure if the kid was really stupid or just pretending to be stupid. Could it be that those who are short-sighted are more conscientious?

Standing in front of his closet, Shengjing took off his coat, sweater, trousers, autumn clothes, long johns, and socks, and then he was left with a pair of underwear.

With a flick of the hand on the edge of the inner, the panties fell off with a "咻~~~~~~~~", la la la, they are all naked~~~~~~

Damn retarded.

He reacted belatedly, hey, he was about to confront Han Shaoyang naked.

Although I didn't look forward to it very much, Wucao, I still want to see what's going on?

Hey, hey, stop making trouble, brother is a chaste, bah, chaste person!

He calmly took a deep breath, turned around and waved at Han Shaoyang, "Hi, are you alright?"

Han Shaoyang said yes, and turned around.

The next moment, he successfully stared at the bottom of the house.

At this moment, let us all be a cat staring at the crotch.

Fuck, the bird is so big!

"What are you looking at, let's go."

Han Shaoyang raised his hand and patted him on the head. Although the young man's gaze made him very satisfied, it depends on the occasion.The buddy who changed clothes has been looking at them for a long time, what's the matter, still want to play 3P?Hehehe, I'm sorry, I'm not interested.

With Shengjing's head between his arms, he took advantage of his height and squeezed him all the way into the bathroom.There was a person soaking in the cold pool, but this didn't hinder him, he kicked it into the cold pool vigorously, "Cool down."

"You are fucking sick!"

The young man climbed up with his paws thumping, it was so cold that his whole body was shivering.Han Shaoyang stared at him for a while in satisfaction, then stretched out his hand and scratched his chin, "How are you, calm down?"

"Calm down! I almost let you choke to death."

The young man was still staring at him angrily, shaking his arms like a poor little chicken.Han Shaoyang was still scratching him, and even took him a step closer, "Who made you hard just now."

"Hehehe, you are blind."

They each went to the faucet to take a shower. At this point, there was only one master scrubber left, so Shengjing asked Han Shaoyang to scrub first.Han Shaoyang said that he was not in a hurry, anyway, he had plenty of time, so he went to get the shampoo and wash his hair.He has a well-proportioned figure, and he looks like he has been exercising all year round, and he is not very exaggerated. It is different from Fang Mingyuan's straight lines. If Fang Mingyuan is a cheetah, full of vigor, he will always lie in the dark and prepare to attack the enemy. With one blow, Han Shaoyang is more like a forbearing, ready-to-go lion, calm and calm as if he is sure of winning, his skin is an unexpectedly healthy wheat color, which is different from the pale one who sits in the office all year round, and his leg muscles are especially good-looking. Listen to the tone of his walking, sometimes tight and sometimes loose, with a degree of relaxation.

Shengjing couldn't help but take another look, feeling that God is really unfair, how could he shape a person so perfectly?He is, and so is Fang Mingyuan.They are handsome, rich, and in good shape, not to mention their brains. The whole world revolves around them. This life is simply screwed up!Sheng Jing looked down at his dry figure, compared with them, I was just a naked chicken!

Fuck, I don't agree with this setting!

Come fight!

"Ok?"

Han Shaoyang glanced at the young man strangely, he was still taking a good bath just now, why did he turn into staring at him in a blink of an eye?Fuck?Could it be that he is jealous of his big bird?

This is not easy, this thing is born.Besides, you are alone, why do you want such a big bird?

The author has something to say: the first day of streaking successfully, perfect~

☆, the seventh day

Wei Ran stopped doing it as soon as she entered the room, she was feeling nauseous, rushed into the bathroom and started to vomit.

Qian Xiaofeng followed him and gave him the back: "I said baby, can we stop making trouble?"

"go away!"

Wei Ran kicked the man away, and now he vomited weakly, and sat directly on the edge of the toilet.

"Okay, okay, you get up first and then talk."

Qian Xiaofeng picked him up, and because Wei Ran didn't cooperate, he even bumped his waist when he got up.

"Tsk, it's over, buddy is going to die, baby, you have to take responsibility."

"Is it true when you fucking did it with Chen Ze?"

Wei Ran glared at him, really powerless, but let him torment.

Qian Xiaofeng sighed, picked him up and carried him back to the bedroom, then went to the bathroom and twisted a towel to wipe his face, and then returned a glass of water, "Good boy, rinse your mouth."

Wei Ran took a sip, and spat on the floor with a "bah".

"Wipe it."

So Qian Xiaofeng appointed him to wipe it again.

He and Qian Xiaofeng have been stumbling for nearly five years, not to mention falling in love and killing each other, Wei Ran is still a little bit reluctant to rush alone at this time.This man has always been a rascal, back then he entered his life with shamelessness, bent a straight man with shamelessness, and bullied him with shamelessness, saying that he will be responsible when he sleeps, don't even think about going out and stealing a man, just be honest with me Bar.Wei Ran scolded Gou Niang on the spot, although he knew that Qian Xiaofeng was very kind to him, but he always had a knot in his heart.

His first love - Chen Ze.

In fact, Wei Ran didn't know exactly what was going on between Qian Xiaofeng and Chen Ze back then, all he knew was that the man seemed to be his tutor, and later the two got together, and then Chen Ze wanted to go abroad, making him a scumbag.Besides, Qian Xiaofeng assured him again and again that the two of them had nothing before, and the virginity was reserved for him, but Wei Ran didn't believe it.Qian Xiaofeng's mother's photo album still has a large stack of photos of him and Chen Ze. They left so many memories back then, dare to say nothing?

Qian Xiaofeng came in with hangover soup, and sat next to Weiran: "Baby, drink some."

"Go out, I don't want to see you."

Wei Ran turned her body on her back and lay down with her eyes closed.Qian Xiaofeng also went to bed and lay down behind him, putting his arms around his shoulders: "It's been so many years, let's stop making trouble, okay, you know how I treat you, I told you That guy is okay."

"Haha, it's okay?"

Wei Ran sneered and shook his hand away. "He sent all the bed photos to Lao Tzu, you have the nerve to say it's okay?"

Qian Xiaofeng: "What? Bed photo?"

He was really stupefied, where the hell did you get the bed photo?It's been a long time since I saw him, where can I take a bed photo?

"Baby, you can figure it out, and it's for my husband's innocence."

"Bah, I feel disgusted when I see you."

Wei Ran handed him the phone, "Look for yourself."

The photo is a selfie of Chen Ze, Qian Xiaofeng is behind him, the background should be in a bar, but it is hard to see if there are other people around him.

Then there was the second one, the location of this one changed, it was their home, just the sofa in the living room, Qian Xiaofeng was lying on it with his eyes closed, Chen Ze lay on top of him and made a "yeah" to the camera !

I fuck you uncle!

Qian Xiaofeng wanted to cry but had no more tears.

Fuck, this grandson thief is playing tricks with his buddies.

"Baby, listen to me..."

"I don't listen, I don't listen, it's useless to say anything, you just don't love me..."

This kind of drama is too bloody, Wei Ran always likes to be direct.He kicked Qian Xiaofeng's shoulder directly, pinched him on the bed: "Tell me, how do you want to die."

"Hey, baby, listen to me."

Having been together for so many years, Qian Xiaofeng of course knows Weiran's temper, and when he should give in, he immediately admits cowardice.I saw him pinching his thigh fiercely, pinching himself into tears, "Wow, woof, listen to someone's explanation~~~"

"Fuck, after all these years, you still play this trick!"

Wei Ran beat him hard again, and kicked him aside: "Can you be a little bit more creative?"

No, no, this is the only trick that can save your life, woof woof.

Qian Xiaofeng approached Wei Ran pitifully, and carefully raised his finger: "Baby, please ask for 3 minutes to defend yourself."

"put!"

Qian Xiaofeng went to hook him again: "Don't hit anyone!"

"Say the fuck!"

"Hey..."

In fact, Wei Ran, he didn't want to make things big, he just felt nervous, he knew that Qian Xiaofeng could control his birds, but who would guarantee that Chen Ze wouldn't do anything else?He's such a rambunctious person, it's not uncommon for him to do something.

Men, it's about the lower body.

"You were going to break up with me that day! You couldn't stop me and ran to Shengjing's house! I was alone at home and made trouble! I went to the bar to drink! Just the bar we often go to! The security guard at the door testified! It turned out that Chen Ze was also there Come and have a drink together! The picture of him was probably taken when my buddies were looking for Zhang Zheng, and you know that guy is too flirtatious, he wouldn’t let him out by himself.”

"In the end, I couldn't find it. When I asked later, it was a coincidence! Chen Ze said that they were also breaking up!"

Wei Ran said, oh, what a coincidence, what a coincidence, "So you guys have a breakup?"

"Damn it, I have a wife!"

After he finished speaking, he kissed Wei Ran's cheek: "I just want to have sex with you."

"Fuck me! Hurry up, you still have a minute and a half left."

"QAQ"

Qian Xiaofeng was not happy, and he pouted and showed a pitiful expression: "Later, he drank too much, and I called Zhang Zheng, but the kid turned off his phone! So I had to carry him back , he drank too much, fell asleep on the bed, and I didn't want to care about him, so I went to the sofa by myself."

Wei Ran raised her eyebrows when she heard this, and looked at him with a half-smile: "Well, you have to say that he sneaked up on you in the middle of the night, and you didn't even know."

"That's right, baby, you really know things like a god!"

"Fuck off, mom, you have all the good things in the world, why do you have so many reasons!"

He kicked the man away, and Qian Xiaofeng hugged him forcefully again: "What I said is true!!! I know I was wrong!!! I won't take him home next time!! ! Throw him directly in the hotel!!! No!!! Throw him on the road!!! Let him waste!!!"

Wei Ran: "Are you willing? Why did you go to drink alone? Where's Xiao Liu?"

"QAQ is on a business trip..."

"Hehe, what a coincidence."

At this time, Qian Xiaofeng was too lazy to explain. The top ten unsolved mysteries in the world-why is the female ticket angry?This verification also applies to Wei Ran.

If you want to reason with him, there can only be one of reason and Weiran, and it is easy to lose him if you do this.

Qian Xiaofeng threw him down directly, and kissed him hard on the lips: "It's useless to say so much, just look at Xiao Xiaofeng's performance, my brother will prove how much he loves you with his own actions! "

There is nothing in this world that can't be solved with one fuck, and if there is, then fuck it twice!

╭ (╯ ^ ╰) ╮

After Shengjing and Han Shaoyang took a shower, they went to the sauna again.

Han Shaoyang said he was a little hungry, Shengjing? "Master, are you a tourmaline, so you can eat it?"

"Then his mother's name is Pixiu, it's terrible to be uneducated."

Shengjing: "?"

"Aren't these two the same thing?"

"Shut up, don't embarrass me!"

They went to the canteen on the third floor. The master chef was not there at this point, so they could only cook some fried rice and miso soup.Han Shaoyang ordered a stone pot soup with sake, which is good for sweating.Shengjing walked around and only ordered an eggplant fried rice, "But I still want to eat slate tofu, why can't I make it!"

"You can eat as much as you want, and it's all up to you."

"Why not, I gave you money!"

"Shut up, talk more and beat you!"

They were bored while waiting for the meal, they kept fiddling with the menu, looked at the kitchen several times eagerly, and didn't believe it.Shuting his mouth, he was messing with Han Shaoyang.

"I said Master Han, why do we meet so much during this period? I seem to see you everywhere suddenly? Are you following me?"

Han Shaoyang snorted coldly: "Am I free?"

He got up and asked for two bottles of mineral water, unscrewed one bottle and handed it to Sheng Jing: "Don't keep licking your lips, look at your lips are dry, winter is so dry, don't you know how to put on some lip balm?" Sheng Jing said we are a gentleman Why are you wiping that off?

"So you deserve to crack."

"Fuck, bullying me is addictive, isn't it!"

Shengjing threw his chopsticks on the table, and Han Shaoyang looked up at him: "What, want to rebel?"

His stone pot soup has arrived, with a bowl of rice.The newly turned-off soup is bubbling and bubbling, and the white and tender tofu is floating on it, which is tender and delicious.Shengjing stretched his neck and glanced cautiously, then quietly scooped a spoonful into the soup.

Han Shaoyang slammed his spoon away, "Eat your own."

"But mine is not up yet. QAQ"

"Then wait."

oh oh oh.

So Shengjing had no choice but to continue to look at the back kitchen with a sad face and a spoon in his mouth.Han Shaoyang's food was really delicious, and the wine was also fragrant. It was freshly blanched, and the fragrance was overflowing.Shengjing didn't have a long face, and quietly handed over a spoonful.

"Hey, come on, huh?"

Han Shaoyang continued to open him, Shengjing was furious!

"Fucking old Hantou, why are you so protective of food? What can you do if you just give me a bite, or I will give you a bite when I come up later!"

Han Shaoyang said he was not interested, "I said boy, what did you call me just now?"

He raised his eyes to look at him, and looked over with sharp eyebrows, the brow peaks were longer, making his expression look particularly focused.Because the aura is too strong, it always gives people a feeling of self-indignation and self-indignation.Shengjing shrank his neck and smashed his mouth: "What, Brother Han? Boss Han? Uncle Han!"

Han Shaoyang snorted, and pushed the miso soup towards him, "Just take a sip."

"Yeah, waiter, give me another scoop!"

After the two of them ate, Sheng Jing really gave up his share, "Come on, Master Han, try it, it's so delicious, it's so delicious that you cry."

Han Shaoyang said thank you, I don't want to cry yet.

Shengjing curled his lips: "Hey, don't be so shameless, you believe me, it's really delicious, and you will fall in love with it after one bite."

Han Shaoyang ate the last mouthful of rice and put down his spoon: "You just say you can't eat it anymore, and you don't need to fix these, it's childish."

"Fuck me, Han Shaoyang, just choke me, I want to break up with you, it's a deal!"

Han Shaoyang asked him, why, don't you call me Old Hantou?

"What kind of position is breaking off friendship, let's study it?"

"roll!"

It is already past two o'clock in the middle of the night, and Shengjing is tired and a little sleepy.Han Shaoyang is even more, he has not had a good sleep for more than 72 hours, and the longest sleep is three hours.Shengjing heard it, "I really feel sorry for you, what's the use of earning so much money."

Han Shaoyang asked him, "Is the money bad?"

"Okay! Please smash me to death with money!"

"idiot!"

They still have the last pedicure project left, one hour, and there is a dedicated pedicure room.Han Shaoyang and Shengjing were lying side by side on the bed, and Shengjing was already drowsy when he was waiting for the foot therapist. Han Shaoyang said that he should do it and go?

"No, I spent all my money, and I can't refund it!"

The young man's eyes were already closed, his eyelashes were half-closed and fluttering slightly.His mouth was still muttering something, but he obviously didn't care about it. Han Shaoyang pulled him with his hand: "Hey, hey, don't sleep."

"Hmm."

Shengjing also wanted to call him back, but when he raised his arm...he couldn't reach him.

Fog grass?

This time the young man regained his vigor, raised his whole head, and stretched out his hand to reach him.

Still not enough.

Han Shaoyang seemed to provoke him deliberately, and stretched out his hand to pull him again, "Are you awake?"

Fucking long-handed monster, why can you catch it!

The young man was upset, and stared at him: "I said, old Han, how tall are you?"

Han Shaoyang thought for a while, "When I came back from England a few years ago, my volume was 194. I don't know if I'm short or not these years. You know people too. People always tend to shrink back when they get old."

He looked at him with a smile: "what's the matter?"

Bah, what's there to be proud of, it's so tall!

Long-handed monster!

Long-legged monster!

Long neck monster!

Then he glanced at his lower body again, and, the long bird monster! ! !

Han Shaoyang reached out and touched his head, "What should I do, I find that I like you more and more."

"Hehe, do I need to thank you?"

"No need, to be a human being, the most important thing is to be happy~"

☆, the eighth day

During the pedicure, Shengjing finally fell asleep, the pinch was so comfortable that he couldn't help it.

Han Shaoyang told the foot therapist to increase the clock, and asked everyone to go out, and he squinted for a while.

This sleep has been sleeping for more than two hours, Shengjing didn't sleep well, and fell off the bed.

"..."

"???"

He sat on the ground with his eyes wide open for a while, rubbed his buttocks, then climbed back into bed and continued to sleep.

Han Shaoyang was also woken up by this disturbance, looked at the time, and stretched out his hand to call for someone.

"Hey, boy, don't sleep, wake up, go back."

Sheng Jing muttered under the blanket: "No, let me sleep for another 5 minutes."

"You want to sleep for another 5 minutes after sleeping for 5 minutes."

"Then let me sleep."

The young man muttered in a sleepy little nasal voice, arched his buttocks, and rolled himself into a cocoon.Still cheating.Seeing this small appearance, Han Shaoyang was very pleased, raised his hand and patted his buttocks, and cursed with a smile: "Get up quickly, and you will be charged more if you increase the clock later."

"Damn it, add the clock!!!"

As soon as the young man heard it, he immediately started to play, and instantly became energetic, his eyes widened. "Let's go, it's not suitable to sleep here, and you have to pay more money, let's go, go home!" As he said, he pulled Han Shaoyang out, "Damn it, I slept for two hours, Mr. Han, why didn't you call me?" , It’s a shame.”

Han Shaoyang followed behind with a smile: I said you are a little miser, and you really are.

The two drove back, because they were too sleepy, so they found a morning radio station to listen to.

At this point in time, there is actually nothing to talk about. Emotional disputes are all in the middle of the night, consultations and visits are all in the afternoon, and this early in the morning, I can only play music.

After getting into the car, Shengjing started to feel sleepy again, lying there dispirited, crying out for being tired.Han Shaoyang said that I have been a driver for you, and I am not tired, are you sorry?

"But I also said I wanted to drive and you didn't let me go."

"Get out, I'm afraid I won't be able to go home after dark."

Both of them looked like heavy smokers, their feet were puffy, and their dark circles were thicker than the other.Sheng Jing had to put down the window of the car, and was blown by the refreshing cold wind, so he felt refreshed.

"Do you think we two are sick? If we have a good home and don't go back, we have to spend a whole night here."

Han Shaoyang said don't add me, "I was implicated by you."

"Hehe, old Han, is it interesting for you to say that? Who was eating more vigorously than me just now?" Han Shaoyang said that there was no way, starving to death was a serious matter.The two of them finally turned onto the expressway, so that they could get home quickly.

Shengjing was idle and bored, so he reached out and changed another radio station, "This song is not good, I especially don't like Xu Song, grind my teeth."

This channel happened to be Jacky Cheung's "Slowly", which had just been put on the prelude.The host's deep and magnetic voice came over, which was quite touching.

"It's been almost 20 years since this song was released. What were you like 20 years ago? Anyway, I know that I was a kid who just entered junior high school. When I met a girl I liked, I only knew how to bully She is frizzy and has no skills at all. Who would have thought that after so many years, the girl would have lost contact with her, but now that I think about it, I realize that it was the relationship that I put the most enthusiasm into. "

"Do you still remember, the first him or her? Where is the person who made you worry, sad, annoyed, and happy now? Do you still have contact with him or her, and have you been serious with him or her? To be honest, tell him that she was so many years ago, thank him for being able to show up, and let me seriously like her?"

"At 36:[-] Beijing time, today's show is here. Welcome to listen to the music [-] on time every day. I know as the host. I heard that Zhang Tianwang will come to C City for a concert in two days. Would you like Why don’t you listen? Anyway, I’ve already bought a ticket, and I look forward to meeting you then.”

Sheng Jing answered subconsciously, "I want to go too, but there are no tickets."

Han Shaoyang: "Huh? Want to go?"

"Well, I originally had a ticket, but I was tricked by someone."

He pursed his lips and said "tsk", "Forget it, it's nothing anyway." Only then did Han Shaoyang remember that when he first met Shengjing, this kid seemed to be talking about this.

He smiled and shook Xia Shengjing's head: "I didn't expect you to be a little girl."

Shengjing hehe: "Boss Han, don't forget, I'm a doctor, and there are many ways to make you disappear naturally."

"..."

When he went downstairs to his house, Han Shaoyang asked, "Would you like to have breakfast?"

Sheng Jing: "Fuck, Master Han, you really belong to Tourmaline, don't you still eat?"

"My mother said it was a Pixiu! If you don't eat it, you're going to go back to sleep."

Shengjing "Oh, then I'll get out", opened the door and got out of the car.Han Shaoyang stopped him again: "I'm very busy these two days, be honest and don't cause trouble for me." What did Sheng Jingxin say to cause trouble for you, who are you?But seeing Han Shaoyang's face, he didn't dare to say this, so he had to bow respectfully: "Understood, sir, please go slowly, and be careful on the road."

Han Shaoyang snorted again, and then drove away.

What a difficult ancestor.

Entering the house, Qibao's anger value was off the charts, it was not as simple as pointing his ass at him, he directly came up and gave him three claws.

"Fuck me, fat seven, take it easy, the slave still relies on his face for a living."

He quickly hugged Qibao, Fatty Qi had a strong smell of excrement on his body. "Damn, how much shit did you poop, could it be that you went to eat shit yourself?" Hearing this, Qibao gave him another paw, "Okay, okay, I'll just give it to you. Is it? Take a shower in a while, don't go to bed with me until you dry it!"

He lifted Qibao and put it on his head. He often did this when it was a child. Although His Majesty has grown several times its original size and is not as sticky to him as before, they still enjoy this game.

Qibao hangs his two paws on his forehead, pats his forehead with the soft pads following the rhythm of walking, sweeps his tail back and forth, occasionally scratches his ears, and wraps around his ears. on his neck.When Shengjing bends down or does other things, this kid will automatically change to another balanced posture, so there is no need to worry about it falling down.

So sometimes, Shengjing thinks that cats are really quite miraculous masters.

He poured Qibao cat food, opened an extra can for it, and squeezed some nutrition cream on it.

Qibao ate it with a squeak, the bite was crunchy and very fragrant.Shengjing was very happy just looking at it, look!Fatty Seven of our family has such a good appetite!

Then it was pouring shit and cleaning the house. Although he was very, very sleepy, as a typical clean freak Virgo, he couldn't sleep at all until these things were done.

When I went to the bathroom to move Qibao's bathtub out, I remembered that he had to fight with Qibao every time he took a bath. Not to mention the battle of wits and courage, the physical strength was absolutely brutal!That little bitch jumped up and down all the way, and when he let it into the water, he would go crazy, and crying for him may not be so serious!Every time, Shengjing tried his best to press it into the water basin, and after pressing it, hehe, what awaited him must be a bloody critical blow.

Hey……

"Come here baby~"

Sheng Jing hooked his hands at Qibao, the fat man collapsed and licked his hair after eating, and when he saw him call it, he raised his eyelids reluctantly.

Saw the tub, fried it...

"Meow--!!!"

"Meow meow!!!"

It has not made such a cry for a long time, because it is an old cat, and it is a waste of energy to bark like this hysterically.Shengjing sighed again helplessly: "Come here baby, look, your ass is already covered with shit."

"Meow! Meow meow!!"

(Fart, I have already licked it clean!!)

He remembered that when he first picked up Qibao, this kid was still very shy.

Maybe he was hungry at the time, so he crawled out to find him.If you met someone else, or were seen by a stray dog...

Shengjing didn't dare to think about it anymore, he was really very, very glad to be able to bring Qibao back, and also very, very grateful that it has been by his side all these years, spending countless days and nights with him, one after another difficulties.

It is said that animals are psychic, and Sheng Jing believes it very much. At least their Qibao has a very comparable IQ in terms of eating.

He recalled the Weibo that he had seen before. All three kittens in the imperial capital had their eyes gouged out, and many big Vs had reposted them, hoping that someone with good intentions could adopt them.But what is the use of adopting? If such a cruel murderer is not found, it is unknown how many stray cats and dogs will be harmed.

Sheng Jing couldn't figure it out, it was so weak that it couldn't even beat a human with one hand, but it was just working hard in order to continue to live, why would it suffer such cruel treatment?Obstructing your eyes?in your way?Why so cruel?You don't have to love it, but please don't hurt them, okay?

He brought Qibao over, and Qibao was still thrashing violently because of the impending flood, with the attitude of "If you don't let me go, I will scratch you to death".Shengjing smiled and stroked its neck hair, and lifted it up to face his forehead. Qibao's light golden eyes looked straight at him, and there was his reflection in it, full of trust in him.Shengjing smiled, and rubbed the wet tip of his nose:

Hey boy, promise me to live a healthy life, okay?Even if I am about to die, Wei Ran will definitely take good care of you.Although his mouth is annoying, but in fact, he is also a guy with a soft heart.

So please promise me please?

Qibao lived up to expectations and licked his lips, "Meow~"

Shengjing: "..."

"Fuck you little bitch, you fucking licked me right after you finished licking shit, it's disgusting, okay!!! Get me to take a shower!!!"

Qibao Wuyang Wuyangdi jumped down again to escape, and was chased by Shengjing all over the room.Occasionally, he deliberately pulled a cup to divert Shengjing's attention, and Shengjing spent the morning to the fullest in cursing, catching cats, and cleaning up the residue.

He quietly raised the corners of his mouth: In fact, if the next 20 days are so simple and dull, then death is actually nothing to be afraid of.

At least before I died, I was happy.

The author has something to say: Hello everyone, I’m Mengmeng, I’m saving manuscripts, the stupid author is out, so for the next three days, I’ll be with you~ Come and love me hard~

The following is the stupid author's message before departure ↓

Today's article is written so lamely, without actual plot, it's very saucy, bow down.

The main reason is that the little stray cat that often comes to eat at the back door of the unit has not been seen for a long time, and I am a little worried.These children are very friendly little guys. Every time they come to eat food, they will show off their cuteness by the way, and occasionally they will jump around the house to play around. I really can’t figure out why some people are so cruel. How can such a weak life be so cruel? Take it?Are you not afraid of retribution?

May the wicked reap their rewards.

I also wish that every kind life will be treated with tenderness.

I don’t know how to insert pictures, but there are many pictures of cute cats in my phone.

There are also those with balls, so cute, I want to pinch [crazy, Chinese, face]

Finally, I wish Mengmeng a happy weekend, wave your hands~

☆, the eighth day

This sleep lasted until nearly ten o'clock, and it was not until Qibao "bang" outside that he didn't know what trouble he had done, and he suddenly opened his eyes.

Shengjing looked at the phone, sure enough, there were seven missed calls by Qin Guodong, you said this old man is really persistent, won't he give up if he doesn't answer one or two?

So many misses and how scary!

He slammed the phone angrily, and he had already set the alarm clock before going to bed