Daji is a boy

It was late at night when Liu Xia finally woke up, and when he opened his eyes, he saw Su Daji's handsome face facing the moonlight without any scruples, obviously lying on the floor and falling asleep.

Casually completely turning a blind eye to his own charm, Su Daji has lived willfully for more than 3000 years.If the fox demon Daji who caused troubles in the entire Shang Dynasty in history was him, then those concubines in the harem must have died because of his stupidity.The reason why the Shang Dynasty fell was because he had brought everyone's IQ to the same level as his own, and then defeated them with his rich experience.

History is also unwilling to let all descendants know that the Shang Dynasty failed like this, so they can't wait for people with normal IQs from the Zhou Dynasty to replace the Shang Dynasty to rule the entire China.

Sometimes there is still no way to be confused by this damn vixen. For example, now, it is obvious that Su Daji is here to take care of him.But now this guy is sleeping happily by himself.

Falling asleep is as peaceful and beautiful as an angel, but waking up...Liu Xia refuses to think about Su Da waking up.

In the end, there was nothing to do, she got down from the bed, Liu Xia was going to let Su Da Jijiu occupy the magpie's nest.Seeing such a slender and fragile beauty so pitifully huddled up on the floor to sleep, after all, it will still make people feel unbearable.After all, even if it is a sleeping stray dog, you will kindly throw your rags on the dog when you see it sleeping so pitifully and skinny.

Of course, if you really dare to do this, the stray dog ​​will probably bite back, telling you, a stupid human, not to disturb its peaceful sleep, and giving you a long memory. Don't mess with your dog, or don't touch a tiger's butt?

Liu Xia easily hugged Su Daji. Although this guy looked very thin, he fully demonstrated what it means to be a biting dog without barking... No... It's sea water that can't be measured, anyway, hug him Still dead.After eating so much food all day long, I can finally see whether the country's resources have been wasted.

Just when Liu Xia was struggling to hug Su Daji and approached the bedstring, a blurry figure could be seen through the huge floor-to-ceiling windows.

Liu Xia swallowed her saliva - as a man, Liu Xia has never been afraid of everything in his life, except for A Piao... But Su Daji is quite popular with lonely ghosts.

Regardless of stuffing Su Daji under the quilt regardless, Liu Xia shrank vigilantly at the head of the bed, not daring to be too far away from Su Daji, what if this guy is taken away by A Piao to become Mrs. Ghost?This guy is such a waste, but there is no way to escape.

The blurry figure looked wobbly under the pale moonlight, Liu Xia swallowed a mouthful of saliva, and the sound of "gudong" sounded as huge as thunder to himself.

This so-called trespasser dared to go inside, Liu Xia felt that he couldn't continue, which group of people couldn't control these damned Apiao!

Su Daji on the bed is still like a dead pig, what's the use of sleeping well?You can't even protect yourself from danger.

Liu Xia found a baseball bat under the bed. The last time Su Da Ji wanted to watch him play baseball and help him draw cartoons, Liu Xia could only be as tired as a dog on the lawn, following a fool Running around without distinction, the bat was thrown under the bed when he managed to return to the bedroom alive.

I really didn't expect it to come in handy at this time.It would be great if Su Daji could be a little more worry-free, like when he fell asleep—"Slap!" When Su Daji turned over, he slapped Liu Xia's face with a slap—be good, clever, just, alright!

Liu Xia really wanted to flip the table!What does this mean now, it's just a slap in the face, right?I just said that I was very well-behaved when I was sleeping, and the present report came. Su Daji must not be praised!

No matter how upset his heart was, Liu Xia still sneaked towards the French windows. Fortunately, he closed the curtains at the beginning, leaving only a gap for ventilation.

Holding the bat high, Liu Xia's legs kept shaking, while pouring her own strength into this ordinary bat. If it was a ghost, just such a stick would beat him out of his wits.

The curtains were slightly blown by the wind, the thing outside was clearly approaching, Liu Xia could even smell the cologne on this thing.

"Oh!"

"Ah! It hurts!" The visitor was hit by a stick and lay on the ground.

"You have nowhere to escape, die!" Liu Xia closed his eyes and hit the wind cudgel indiscriminately.

"You idiot (fool)! Stop it for me!" Baimen never imagined that he would be beaten so badly if he didn't go through the front door.

"You monster, how dare you pretend to be a minister!" Liu Xia still didn't dare to open her eyes, and didn't listen to the stick in her hand.

Under the airtight shadow of the stick, Baimen ran to the bedside to turn on the light, and shouted to Liuxia: "You who cut off your head in the back (damn guy), you still know (know) I'm a minister, stop for me!"

Hearing Baimen's powerful roar, Liu Xia immediately stopped his movements, opened his eyes cautiously, and saw that Baimen's white shirt was as wrinkled as dried plums and covered with dust. As well as the bruises and bruises on Baimen's handsome face, it looked like he had just narrowly escaped death.

"Department, department, minister..." He hid Liu Xia's bat behind him and dropped it. If possible, he really wanted to destroy the corpse.

Baimen glanced at the person sleeping on the bed, and casually arranged a barrier, and looked at Liu Xia with a half-smile, Liu Xia was horrified by him.

"Minister, can you speak directly if you have something to say?" Looking at it like this, his heart almost stopped beating.

Baimen stepped over in two big strides, patted Liu Xia on the shoulder, and said with great relief: "You baby (your kid) should do it (very) quickly, you said during the day that you want to marry a guest (wife), and now you will marry the guest (wife). It's all (get) on the bed."

"Minister, Su Daji and I have an innocent relationship, definitely not as dirty as you think." Liu Xia said seriously, still kicking the bat with his heel, intending to hide this murder tool better.

Baimen's eyes glanced behind Liuxia, and he immediately knew that Liuxia used this damn stick to beat him until his whole body hurt, but Baimen continued to hug Liuxia's shoulders calmly and said : "I came here for a serious business, let me tell you, the new policy, the supervisor no longer needs to live with the supervised. You can escape from the sea of ​​suffering." Baimen let go of his hand, waving it up and down, Jump up and down like a monkey.

There was some hesitation on Liuxia's face, Baimen smiled secretly, but still kicked Liuxia's foot and said: "But, I think you still enjoy it, you can continue to live with Su Daji, you see you are pure My relationship is so good that I can sleep in the same bed, and it will definitely be better in the future. Maybe I will be able to marry the same sex after I am born, and you can also take a red book to prove your steadfastness—— — friendship."

Baimen's words made Liu Xia's face turn green. Looking at Baimen, he kept telling himself that this cheap guy was his immediate boss, and if he beat him again, he would lose his job.

Squeezing out a smile that was uglier than crying, Liu Xia said: "Why did the minister go to the balcony today?" If he hadn't walked on the balcony and didn't ring the doorbell, he wouldn't have scared half his life away.

When Baimen heard this question, his black eyes were filled with annoyance. He waved his big palm and slapped Liu Xia, almost slapping Liu Xia: "How dare you ask? Lao Tzu After knocking (knocking) on ​​the door for a long time, you didn’t come to open it.”

Liu Xia really wanted to slap her mouth, she really wanted to lift whichever pot she didn't open, now that Baimen thought of this unpleasantness, this is the rhythm of counting new and old grudges together!

"But the supervisor doesn't live with the supervised person, how can I supervise him?" Liu Xia immediately changed the subject.

"Anyway, the current demons and ghosts will be integrated into the new society. We have a more important task, to influence new non-human beings, leave our contact information to the supervised, and then follow (follow) the minister to conquer those arrogant Little devil." Baimen patted his chest and said with pride.

Liu Xia looked at him and felt that his future was hopeless.

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It was already past midnight, and Hu Jiuyao, the manga editor, still couldn't sleep. The stern-faced manga editor looked at his computer interface, and those flashing verbal messages, without looking at them, were all procrastination. patient's death throes.

"Yao Da, I was wrong, I shouldn't have gone out to eat seafood dinner with my good friends, I didn't expect that I was allergic to seafood tt" - Zhongfen Kyushu

"Yao Da, I really didn't delay the manuscript on purpose. You can tell by looking at my previous updated character. My mother is sick. As a filial son, how can I not take care of my mother?" ——School Two Years of Illness

"Big monster, my mother found out that I was a *painter, and she wanted to confiscate my computer (big cry.jpg)"——Fengyun Zhigao

"Yao Da, you have something to do, so I'll ask for leave." - Remnant Blood and Hands

"I have something to do..." - Remnant Blood and Hands

……

Seeing such a series of leave messages, Hu Jiuyao's face turned blue, and his stern face was now on the verge of collapse.The pencil in his hand creaked and creaked.

His subordinates immediately responded to the message, and Hu Jiuyao's finger movements were so fast that he could even see phantoms on the keyboard.It can be seen how terrible the hand speed of being single for many years is.

"Seafood allergies, right? Can't be updated, right? I heard that the full attendance this time is the Seafood Banquet package for the Four Seas family, and there are double-headed abalones. What a pity."

"Why do I only know that you are an orphan in Secondary School? When did you recognize your godmother and introduce me to you?"

"I remember that you drew the daily life of elementary school students in four frames. May I ask where your *manga is serialized? You can't draw a work of elementary school level and dare to delay the draft. Your * * will hit the street, right?"

"What's the matter with you now that your hand is disabled? Are you addicted to being the best man? If you don't update it, you will be a street boy for the rest of your life, and you will be the best man for the rest of your life."

……

A series of reply messages were extremely acrimonious. Hu Jiuyao watched with satisfaction that these damn draft experts put up their busy status, but seeing the top of the contact - Ji Sheng, the two two Hu Jiuyao's eyes hurt from the big gray characters.

He was so busy just now that he actually forgot that there was such a patient with severe procrastination.

The day after tomorrow is the deadline, but this guy hasn't sent him a message yet, is he planning to die?

Thinking of how many calls he had made to Jisheng during the day, but in the end it was a busy tone of "beep beep beep", Hu Jiuyao was so angry that he almost wanted to crush his mobile phone.

Ji Sheng must not be tolerated any longer!

Hu Jiuyao sneered twice with a "hehe" and planned to visit tomorrow.