Daji is a boy

The China Administration of Mysterious Affairs is classified as the third sub-unit of the Urban Management Brigade. There are all kinds of capable people and strangers in it, and a complete archives department has even been established to record all the evil alchemists on the Chinese land for easy management.

In the office of the director of the Bureau of Mysteries Deep underground, the famous brand on the table is made of gold, which looks really low-key, luxurious and connotative.

The tall man sitting on the huge boss chair rested his feet on the desk, his manly handsome face was now clouded over.

"Director Baimen, I really don't want to manage him anymore!" Liu Xia ran in from outside the door like a gust of wind, and the two lines of lasagna tears were like gushing water of the Yellow River, and the momentum was out of control.

Before Baimen could react, Liuxia was already clinging to him like an octopus. Baimen tried hard to tear Liuxia off his body. He was still hugged by another man in this posture. It's simply unbearable to see.

"We are all civilized people, so why can't we say something well?" Baimen, as a handsome guy who doesn't change his color in front of the collapse of Mount Tai, his only pain is that he can't learn Mandarin.Now speaking the Chongqing dialect, it's like speaking with a duck.

Liu Xia shed tears and wiped all her snot and tears on Baimen's only clean white shirt, which made Baimen feel simple.

The pale Baimen kicked his foot regardless, the chair retreated, and stood up quickly, Liuxia was still firmly stuck to his body.

"I said, can you get off of me?" Bai Men pinched the ears of this little boy, and Liu Xia finally got off his boss under the pain.

"Director, please! I really don't want to bother with him anymore!" Liu Xia, as a man who can bend and stretch, squatted down/hugged Baimen's long legs, and wiped her tears and snot on the last spot of Baimen. on the pants.

"Ouch! My pants!" Baimen also wanted to cry, "Guawazi (idiot), please talk to me!"

"It's time for the ten-year rotation again, Director, I don't want to worry about that monster Su Daji anymore." Liu Xia, who was kicked away, sucked her snot, and spoke out the source of her troubles in fluent Mandarin. .

"Huh? You just (really) ha (stupid), you (such) good (beautiful) person." Baimen sat down on his chair in a chic and coquettish manner again: Damn Liu Xia, I'm the last clean Clothes, get me all dirty (soiled) now.

"Good-looking is good-looking, but I'm not gay!" Liu Xia thought of living with this evildoer for the past ten years, and was almost broken.He is the last only seedling of the Liu family, and he wants to pass on the family line.

Baimen summoned a tissue to try to wipe off his shirt and trousers. Liu Xia was disgusting: "Is there anything else? Finish."

"Is that really a monster who has lived for thousands of years? Su Daji, that great demon concubine in "Feng Shen Bang"..." Liu Xia blah blah blah blah.

Bai Men's brain ached when he heard it, and stuffed the paper balls he had just wiped away his tears, saliva and snot into Liu Xia's mouth, and the world finally became quiet.

Liu Xia stared at her big watery almond eyes, and looked at Baimen in a daze.

Flicking his own bangs, Baimen smiled charmingly and said, "You and him have lived together legally for ten or ten years, and you still don't know (know) whether he is that Su Daji?"

Taking out everything in her mouth, Liu Xia still felt a salty taste in her mouth, she smacked her mouth, and said, "But who has lived for 3000 years and still has such a low IQ?!" Liu Xia's expression collapsed , Thinking of the history of blood and tears of being enslaved, and the past ten years dedicated to solving emotional problems for Su Daji, is it really drunk? !

"You have been serving him for ten years. I don't have anyone else free here. He is the most relaxed evildoer. Do you want to be in charge of the son and grandson of the dragon or serve Nie Xiaoqian?" Baimen is not working hard at all now The little young one feels quite disappointed.

The example given by Baimen made Liuxia shudder, shaking his head like a rattle: he didn't want to watch a group of idiots with upturned nostrils giving orders to him all day long, or a female ghost who was no different from Mrs. Xianglin who was crying all day living together.

"Look, see, Su Daji is already (very) relaxed." Baimen slapped his thigh, bringing Liu Xia back to his senses.

There can be no happiness without comparison.Only now did I realize that Su Daji was actually quite easy to deal with.Having figured it out, Liu Xia nodded hesitantly.

Baimen heaved a sigh of relief after successfully dismissing Liuxia.

Back then, he was the one who was responsible for taking care of Su Daji. Now that he has managed to make it through, how could he return to before liberation?Young people, just have to take more responsibility.

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Liu Xia looked at the anti-theft door with fingerprints exuding black air, swallowed, and did a series of psychological construction for herself, before she mustered up the courage to press her finger on it.

The door is easily opened, and the garden house is decorated in a very stylish way, and it looks like it has a sense of space with different views every step of the way.

It's beautiful, of course it's beautiful, this house was built by Liu Xia herself brick by brick according to Su Daji's drawings.

From the architectural point of view, ha, Su Daji really has a bit of the enchanting temperament in the romance novels.Didn't he draw the deer platform?

Stepping on the wooden floor, Liu Xia quietly walked into the house like a thief, ready to quickly return to her room.

Looking around: very good, Su Daji doesn't seem to be here.

Looking at her bedroom door on the first floor, Liu Xia seemed to hear the sound of flowers blooming: he was only five steps away from his dear door, and there were still four steps...one step!

"Liu Xia, you're back!" The yelling, as if maliciously showing off cuteness, made Liu Xia's feet slip, and he made an intimate contact with the floor.

With a flash of white light, a mountain of human flesh was already pressing on Liu Xia's body, sitting on his waist with lightning speed.

Liu Xia only heard a "click", and his waist was about to be crushed.

"I knew you'd come back." The gentle voice was indistinguishable, much better than the creepy sweet voice that maliciously pulled his voice thin just now.

The person riding on Liuxia's waist has curved willow eyebrows, the fox's eyes are squinted, the eyelashes are amazingly long, there is a beauty mole in the lower corner of the left eye, the eyeball looks pure black but when you look closely, there will be a blue light, the lips are red and the teeth are white , The appearance is so exquisite that it is indeed a disaster for the country.The beauty had a triumphant expression on her face, but she looked even more pleasing to the eye.

Liu Xia faced the ground, unable to see the beauty, but there was still a fragrant wind, which made his skin crawl all over.In order to keep his identity as a straight man, Liu Xia repeatedly begged for mercy: "Get up, let's talk about something."

Su Daji thought for a while, then shook her head.He just stood up slightly and turned Liu Xia over like a salted fish, keeping his sitting posture unchanged.

This pressure almost made Liu Xia die, and her stomach was almost forced to vomit.

Su Daji's face was directly facing Liu Xia's, and the distance between the tip of her nose was no more than three millimeters.Liu Xia could even see the fluff on this guy's face - what's the use of being so beautiful?This is a man! !

"Okay, what do you want to say?" Su Daji smiled with his eyes forming a crescent moon, and his hair drooped down, causing a burst of fragrant wind.In his opinion, such a face-to-face appearance where he can almost see every pore on the other person's face is to chat with his most serious attitude.

Liu Xia's eyes looked down along the hair: this guy was only wearing a layer of Hanfu, the skirt was not pulled, it was completely opened, revealing a thin chest.

What's so good about a man's flat chest?

Liu Xia who was thinking this way was dizzy with nosebleeds from seeing those two bright red spots.

Su Daji lay on Liu Xia's body and looked at Liu Xia strangely: Why are you dizzy now?The weather isn't hot enough to cause heatstroke, is it?

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Administration of Mysteries Archives

Name: Su Daji's current pseudonym Su Daji

Gender: male (historically it was a female, sure enough, it must be a boy if she is so cute!)

Age: 3041 years old (looks up to 25 years old, no matter how long you live, you won't have two brains)

Personality: Confused, stupid and cute, split personality (living for so many years, I can't see where his wisdom in life is)

Features: Good-looking (Blind this beautiful face for nothing)

Hobbies: painting, calligraphy, reading novels

Specialties: painting, calligraphy, digging holes without filling them

The most troublesome part: this person has the magic power to make people fall in love at first sight, so don't let him wander on the road.In addition to supervise his work at all times, he likes skipping work the most.Suicidal tendencies have been corrected.They are trying to shape him into a young man with four virtues and good fives in the new century... This person has extremely bad moral values!

Demon traits: An ordinary person, without any special purpose, except to live longer, can't die anyway, just very good at eating.I don't know why it took so long.

Director's comment: This is a good pet, provided you don't spoil him too much, otherwise he will ride on your head to shit and pee.I never know what it means to accept as soon as I like it. The most desperate thing is that he is too good-looking. As long as the request is not particularly unreasonable, the supervisor will always agree to his request.

With a headache, Baimen stuffed this useless file back. When he was in charge of Su Daji, Su Daji couldn't understand it at first because he could only speak dialect.Later, it was simple, and he scolded him in dialect.

It's really unimaginable that such a man who is all over the country can swear without hesitation, and can act like a big dog to the supervisor from time to time-is he really not a girl?

There is no normal tendency at all, sometimes normal and sometimes convulsive, and has no awareness of the lethality of his face.

It is also very easy to provoke wild evildoers... Since the founding of the country, the evildoers have been normal. Under the glorious leadership of the management bureau, the evildoers have worked hard and worked hard.

This guy is just disobedient and just likes to flirt.Well, he can't blame him entirely, whoever made that face is the root of the disaster.

Daji was executed after the agreed list of gods?How did he live for such a long time, and still set off waves of bloody storms in history?

The escape technique is simply top-notch.

Baimen thought that Liuxia had been tossed for so long, and it happened that the reform within the group had already been carried out, and the supervisor and the evildoer would no longer need to live together.

Baimen himself doesn't want to live with such a dangerous person as Su Daji, let alone such a hot-blooded young man as Liu Xia.As the saying goes, do to others what you don't want, and if you say something wrong, don't do to others. Baimen is going to tell Liu Xia the good news.