After I retired, I became a Butei clerk

"Hey, Eri-chan's home is very close to the Armed Detective Agency, but I didn't get to know Eri-chan before, how heartbreaking it is. I missed the opportunity to meet such a beautiful and excellent Eri-chan. "

Sitting in Shiratori Eri's living room, Dazai Osamu, who had taken a hot bath, changed his clothes and had hot tea, regained his vitality, lay down on the sofa facing the kitchen door, and started his own eloquent conversation.

Among other things, just listening to his ups and downs of voice, Shiratori who is busy in the kitchen can make up a drama in his brain, at least Kunikida Doppo who is facing Osamu Dazai has faint veins appearing on his temple.

Considering that this is Shiratori Eri's home, he just clenched his fists tightly, ready to give Dazai Osamu a hard blow when he challenged his bottom line of reason.But before that, Osamu Dazai had spotted Shiratori Eri coming out, and immediately sat upright, sipping hot tea, his well-behaved appearance made him unable to do anything, he could only show his duty with his eyes.

However, Dazai Osamu who does not cause trouble to Kunikida Doppo cannot be called Dazai Osamu.

He propped his chin on his lap with both hands, casually chatted with Shiratori Eri who came over with a plate, "Eri-chan's cooking skills look good, Kunikida-kun, you are lucky today. Isn't it, Eri-chan?"

"Ah, it's actually okay. Since I've been living alone, I always need to know a little simple cooking." Shiratori Eri looked at Kunikida Doppo who was restless, and put down the plate very thoughtfully, and walked across to them. He sat down on the small sofa and took Dazai Osamu's words, "If you don't mind, please try it."

"So sorry to bother you." Kunikida Doppo took a cup of hot milk and a sandwich, and thanked Shiratori Eri seriously.

She glanced thoughtfully at Osamu Dazai, who took away a sandwich with a smile, and ate it happily, and then his eyes were filled with little stars, "Wow, it's delicious, Eri-chan's craftsmanship is really good. good."

Doesn't it seem serious and cynical, but it turns out that it's actually good at taking care of the mood of its companions?

Eri Shiratori noticed it from the very beginning, probably because she doesn't often enter places where single women live. Kunikida Doppo is a little restrained, his body is tense, and he is very serious when he passes the tea he handed him. I'm afraid it's not Dazai. If Zhi Zhi's words and actions, he will find an excuse to refuse his own food, such as he has already eaten.

But in fact, he shouldn't have a rest all night, and he didn't drink hot tea until he met him.

Her eyes quickly glanced over Kunikida Doppo's whole body. His hair, shoulders, and trouser legs were slightly wet. When he was on the road, his leather shoes were also stained with a little mud, and his clothes had slight scratches. If he went out in the morning, even on the river bank It's not like this after walking around, especially this person is so rigorous that he is obsessive-compulsive. Let alone his clothes are untidy, I'm afraid he has to repeatedly check that his tie is neat.

So last night you've been outside, especially patrolling the fields?

Because the newspapers seem to be saying recently that there are man-eating tigers wantonly destroying the plants in the fields, causing very bad effects, and this dangerous work of catching wild animals should mostly be taken over by capable people.

Like the Armed Detective Agency.

Thanks to her cousin, she still had a little understanding of the situation at her workplace. These two people should be the investigators who were sent to the task, or investigators with a certain degree of force.

But ah.

Seeing Kunikida Doppo trying to get angry and holding back under Dazai Osamu's few words, Shiratori Eri almost wanted to cover his face, always feeling that Kunikida-senpai worked very hard.

"Eri-chan, can I ask you a question?" Osamu Dazai finished his meal and teased Kunikida, then lay comfortably on the sofa, and stared at Shiratori Eri again.

"Senior, please speak."

"Are you willing to die in love with me? Ah, no, I mean, Eri-chan's craftsmanship is amazing. Have you ever thought about opening a restaurant before? Then I will definitely come to support you every day. For example, make crab meat dishes or something of."

Although Osamu Dazai quickly changed his words under the gaze of Kunikida Doppo's black face, the questions that followed were not so solemn, but very jumpy. He was wearing a blue striped suit provided by Eri Shiratori, It made him more and more slender, and his face was like jade, but the expression on his face was serious, as if he was asking some important question that was a matter of life and death.

"Boom------"

The blue tendons bloomed, and Guomi Tian could no longer bear it. He only felt the crackdown in front of him. Only by the Dazai Zhi who would never be tuned into the dead can alleviate the colic in his stomach. Before his consciousness was awake, , he had already strangled Osamu Dazai's neck, and emphasized again through gritted teeth, "Don't force others to do things casually, they have the right to choose their own way of life. If you want to ask questions, please be serious, ah!"

"That's gone." Dazai Osamu quickly lay flat and pretended to be dead, with a peaceful expression on his face, causing Kunikida Doppo's expression to be distorted.

"Kunikida-senpai and Dazai-senpai have a very good relationship." Shiratori Eri's words stopped the movements of both of them, looked at her in astonishment, and then spoke at the same time.

"How can I have a good relationship with this bandage waste device?"

"Oh, it's embarrassing to be seen by Eri-chan."

After saying this, Osamu Dazai patted Kunikida Doppo on the shoulder, "We have a good relationship, right, Kunikida-kun."

Kunikida Doppo's eyes were dead from Dazai Osamu's words.

"I mean, it's kind of an enviable relationship."

Shiratori Eri smiled lightly, looking into the void, as if reminiscing about something, "I have been sick since middle school, and I often recuperate at home, and I have not been able to establish friendship with a few classmates. Hershey went out to work part-time, but those colleagues were not very willing to talk to me. So I am still not very good at dealing with others, so I have no friends to play with."

Her expression was very flat, but her tone was full of envy, which made people have to believe the authenticity of her words.

Although I understand the communication mode of the native people, it is still a bit unbearable to see such a fresh and elegant girl showing sadness.

Kunikida Doppo wanted to speak to comfort her, but at this moment he realized that he was almost clumsy, and Osamu Dazai, who was always lively and active, was also unusually silent at this moment.

After a while.

"Kunikida-kun," Dazai Osamu said in a low voice, pointing his finger at the wall clock on the wall of Eri Shiratori's house, "It's time for us to go to work."

"Huh?" Shiratori Eri turned her head to look, and suddenly all the sad emotions disappeared, her eyes immediately looked like dead fish, and her tone was erratic, "Are you going to be late on the first day of work? "

"No, this is an unexpected situation for you, I will call Miss Haruno to explain, ah, by the way, Haruno Qiluozi is the senior who will bring you into the job soon."

Kunikida Doppo dragged Osamu Dazai up, explained the situation to Eri Shiratori, who was also up and ready to go, and then said goodbye to Osamu Dazai while pressing his head, "We still have tasks to do, we have to leave quickly, please allow us I will make a solemn apology next time."

"Then I wish you prosperity in martial arts."

Eri Shiratori bowed, watched the two leave in a hurry, and then went to the bedroom on the second floor and opened the bedside drawer. There were more than a dozen mobile phones densely packed inside. She randomly picked one of them and put it in the pocket of her new clothes, and slowly went to Wu The detective agency went.

"What an interesting senior." She thought they would question the sense of disobedience in her family, but they didn't, that Dazai Osamu-senpai.

At the same time, Osamu Dazai and Doppo Kunikida, who are on the way to hunt the man-eating tiger, are also discussing the newcomer Eri Shiratori.

"So what do you think of this girl?"

Kunikida Doppo asked Dazai Osamu for advice as he walked to the suburbs.Although this person is always out of tune, loves to commit suicide, and troubles him every day, he has to admit that Osamu Dazai is unbelievably smart in grasping people's hearts. It was beyond his expectation.

"Eri-chan, her food is really delicious." Osamu Dazai answered irrelevant questions, humming a tune in a good mood.

"You know that's not what I'm asking." But the sandwiches are delicious.

"Although there are some small secrets, girls' words are also allowed. I really welcome women like Eri-chan to work in the detective agency. Can I go to Eri-chan for a meal in the future?"

"Don't even think about it," Kunikida Doppo yelled at Osamu Dazai, then nodded and thought, "Since you said so, then Miss Shiratori is considered qualified to join the company. You can contact the president later, and find those Those whose fields were destroyed by man-eating tigers should understand the situation."

"Oh, it's so boring."

"Take work seriously for me, asshole."

When speeding up on the road to the Armed Detective Agency, Shiratori Eri found out on her mobile phone that she had exceeded the time limit by 5 minutes. She lamented that she was still late after getting up early, but she was still very happy about what happened in the morning.

Life is not a pool of stagnant water, and it is a peaceful daily life without fighting. It is also a good experience, although for others, that situation is considered extraordinary.

After clicking, she knocked on the door of the Armed Detective Agency, and was welcomed in by a girl with a tear mole under the corner of her eye and fluttering black hair.

"Is it Ms. Shiratori Eri? Kunikida-san has already explained the situation to us. You are welcome to join."

She enthusiastically took Shiratori Eri to the place where the clerks work daily, pointing to a few women who are busy processing documents, "Haruno-san is making coffee, so I will introduce the situation, our job is to receive commissions There are a lot of things to do, such as customers, handling documents, and pouring water and running errands, but they are not very busy at ordinary times, so it is a very good job.”

With a proud tone, she pointed to herself and introduced herself, with a moving smile on her beautiful face, "From now on, we will be companions. I am Naomi Guqi, please give me your advice in the future."

"Clap clap clap clap."

The people who were working also put down their work and applauded Shiratori Eri's arrival. The atmosphere of the whole work was very relaxed. Shiratori Eri looked around at the smiles on their faces and smiled, "I am Shiratori. Tori Eri, the new clerk, please give me your advice in the future."