After I retired, I became a Butei clerk

"Then, please give me your advice in the future."

Eri Shiratori sat in the conference room, facing the young man with blond hair and gold-rimmed glasses, who looked serious at first glance, bowed to thank him, and the man also returned the salute, "Please give me your advice."

After bidding farewell to Kunikida alone, agreeing to go to work the next day and return home alone, Shiratori Eri immediately abandoned her original reserved image, sat on the sofa with a thud, scooped up the cold boiled water and drank happily.

Came alive.

Shiratori Eri slumped on the expensive sofa and did not move. The sofa, which was completely worthy of its own price, was as soft as a fluffy cloud. Shiratori Eri, who hurriedly participated in the interview after attending the disbandment meeting of current politics, finally felt the whole body fatigue relieved.

It's a long story, but there is a reason why Eri Shiratori, who is not short of money, went to this kind of job interview.

Ever since junior high school was called by current affairs to preserve history, Shiratori Eri has become a poor orphan in the eyes of her relatives who was sickly young, asked for leave every three days, and was unable to make ends meet, so when her cousin who worked in Butei retired from the company due to her birthday , plucked up the courage to stutter and ask for a job opportunity for her in front of Butei President.

For the kindness of her cousin, the benevolence of the president who agreed to the request, as well as a little selfishness, Shiratori Eri, who is also regarded as Bai Fumei after retirement, went to the interview with solemn emotions and passed it smoothly. The examiner was the one who worked in Butei Kunikida Doppo has been a senior for many years.

"But even though I think so, I still really want to be lazy." Shiratori Eri turned over with her pillow in her arms, buried her face in the soft pillow, and mumbled, "If it weren't for Shizheng saying that we should take care of the judges." Reasonably integrate into the needs of society, and do a good job of leading the image, I really want to stay at home for the rest of my life.”

"Ahhhhhhhhhh."

Despite her complaints, the next day, with the help of a good biological clock, Shiratori Eri still got up early to wash, exercise and cook a set of procedures, and then walked slowly to her new workplace, the Armed Detective Agency.

Coincidentally, her house used to be very close to the Armed Detective Agency. Counting the traffic lights, it was about 15 minutes away. There are also many convenience stores, tea rooms, wine houses and other places, and she remembers them in her heart with great interest on the way to work.

If you have time, you can come here to eat and have fun, so as not to have to cook by yourself, she began to plan for future meals.

Ah, there is also a river here, the scenery is nice, it can be used as a leisure place.I have been staying in Honmaru before, and it seems that I have not seen such a scene for a long time.Thinking like this, Shiratori Eri, relying on her good eyesight, saw two... feet spinning upside down floating in the river? ? ? ?

Someone overboard?

Without saying a word, Shiratori Eri ran to the river and jumped into the water in two or three steps.The clear river water quickly wetted her clothes and brought a burst of resistance.But for her who has learned to swim and has a lot of strength, it is not a big deal.She quickly swam to the man, grabbed his clothes and pulled him to the bank with great effort. She didn't breathe a sigh of relief until she put the man on the river bank, and knelt down to check the man's condition.

The rescued man had a handsome face, even though his hair was messy, it couldn't hide his good looks from the bottom of his bones.It's just that now his eyes are tightly closed, his face is pale, and he is a little more fragile that makes girls feel distressed.

However, in front of Shiratori Eri, who is used to the peerless beauty of the group of swordsmen in Honmaru, this man's beauty was easily overlooked by her, she simply patted the man's face, "Sir, hello, Are you still awake?"

"Puff-----"

The man laughed out loud, opened his eyes, and Shiratori Eri could clearly see his own small shadow reflected in his iris-colored eyes. His hair was naked, and his clothes were soaked and stuck to his body. In short, his image was not very good. .

With a straight back, he sat up straight with the strength of his waist, turned his head and glanced at Shiratori Eri, and then held her hand, his eyes sparkled suddenly, and his tone used an aria, "Ah, so God wanted me Meeting a beauty like you is the reason why I was saved by you. Then, this beautiful lady, are you willing to die in love with me?"

Shiratori Eri tensed her body reflexively when the man stretched out her hand, but without feeling murderous, she quietly relaxed again, wanting to see what he did, but was completely taken aback by his words.

Is this a new way of communicating in society?Could it be that since I haven't paid attention to the society for too long, dying for love has become a new way of greeting?It seems that I am really out of touch.

Eri Shiratori hesitated for a while about how to answer her, and finally she decided to follow her heart and asked him very sincerely, "Excuse me, sir, is this a new way of greeting? I have been at home for a long time, so I don't quite understand it."

"Puff ha ha ha ha." This seemed to immediately poke at his laughing point, the man almost burst into tears, and then he coughed a few times in a serious manner, let go of her hand, supported the grass with his hand, and looked at Bai's face seriously. Bird Eri, "Miss is really interesting. As a senior, I am too embarrassed to tease you."

"Senior? Are you a member of the Armed Detective Agency?" Shiratori Eri glanced at him immediately, with a sand-colored windbreaker, a small vest, bandages wrapped around his neck, wrists, and neck, and the suspected suicide before. No matter how you look at it, this person does not fit the image of a normal person.

In other words, he is the same as those Fusangshen, but with a unique personality.

As for him revealing his identity outright, Shiratori Eri was neither surprised nor surprised.According to my cousin, she is quite famous around Butei. Since it is called a detective agency, people who want to come there have some sensitive consciousness, and my information was handed over to Butei yesterday. Maybe this senior has read it.

Eri Shiratori persuaded herself with a rather straightforward way of thinking, besides, she has been living a low-key life, and I am afraid that no one will know about her deeds, so she will come to deceive herself.

"Ah, it's Osamu Dazai-senpai, Eri-chan." Osamu Dazai stood up, patted the sand-stained windbreaker, then bent down and reached out to Shiratori-Eri, "Get up and change your clothes, you'll catch a cold. Cute Junior."

At this time, he had a somewhat serious appearance of a senior, if he hadn't sneezed a few times after pulling Shiratori Eri up.

"No, did you really catch a cold?" Osamu Dazai acted in disbelief, "It was only in the middle of the night."

"..."

Eri Shiratori now confirms that the senior herself has a problem. Even if she doesn't touch current affairs anymore, she also knows that there is definitely something wrong with someone who doesn't get up quickly after soaking in the water in the middle of the night.

To sum up, it’s not that my communication methods are backward, Eri Shiratori made a serious judgment, and there is not much error in my perception of society.

"Hey, Eri-chan, do you have your cell phone? I want to call my companion." After Osamu Dazai muttered to himself for a while, he suddenly clasped his hands together and made a very solemn request to Eri Shiratori , "I need Kunikida-kun's help."

Although he has long been an adult, there is no sense of disobedience in such cute behavior. Eri Shiratori glanced at him, and finally took out the phone slowly from his pocket, and shook the top of water.

She jumped into the river just now, and she didn't remember to put her things on the shore, so whether it was clothes or the wallet and mobile phone tissues in it, they were all soaked in water, and the mobile phone was completely black and broken.

"Oh?" Osamu Dazai immediately exclaimed in surprise, "It's broken."

"Yeah, it's broken. After all, the phone is not waterproof." Shiratori Eri explained seriously, then looked at the senior Dazai Osamu who seemed to be in a state of disbelief, and pointed to the way he came, "Sir, do you want to go first?" Go to my house to rest for a while, if you continue like this, you may really catch a cold and have a fever, which is not good."

These words made Dazai Osamu a little stunned, he lowered his eyes, as if he had just met Shiratori Eri just now, his originally lively expression was completely gone, and he opened his mouth to say something.

"......oops."

Hitting the back of the head accurately by the notepad coming from behind, Osamu Dazai let out a cry of pain, and then a violent shout came from across the river, the voice was so loud that it could be heard on both sides of the river, "Dazai, can you just die if you commit suicide? , don’t come to trouble me.”

"What, Kunikida is really irritable. If this goes on, he won't be able to find a partner." Osamu Dazai rubbed his head, complaining to Kunikida Doppo who ran over quickly.

"First of all, I ideally didn't meet my partner until four years later, and secondly, who is the reason for my irritability?" Kunikida grabbed Osamu Dazai by the collar and shook him wildly, Osamu Dazai was shaken Oh, oh, oh, yelling non-stop, my face started to smile again, trying to put myself into a water plant.

"I'm teaching the juniors as a senior, don't you think so, Eri-chan?"

"Don't be so frivolous." Kunikida just finished saying this before turning to Shiratori Eri in astonishment, "Miss Shiratori, are you here?"

Shiratori Eri, who had been ignored for a long time, nodded, and handed out the notepad she had just picked up to Kunikida, "Senior, your things."

Kunikida Doppo shoved his glasses in embarrassment, coughed, and then took the notepad with ideals written on it, "It's really not good for you to see this image, in fact, I am not like this every day."

After speaking, he frowned again, looked at Shiratori Eri's clothes soaked in water, "You did this to save Osamu Dazai from this trouble, right, go back and change your clothes before going to the detective agency, as for what happened Loss, I will make Osamu Dazai pay you later." Then he turned his head and punched Osamu Dazai.

"Go and work for me, bastard."

"Hey. But Kunikida-kun, I also need to change clothes, I have a cold."

"A jerk who only commits suicide has no human rights."

"Then you just have the heart to take such a lovely Erika home alone, and let me tell you, this is extremely inhumane." Osamu Dazai smiled and pointed at the silent Shiratori Eri, who looked at Osamu Dazai, Seeing him blinking at her, Yoyo nodded.

His lips were almost blue, and he always felt that his conscience hurt a bit for rejecting such a Dazai.

"It's troublesome."