Da Laoye's Road to Internet Celebrity [Red Mansion]

The voices of the people who eat melons have been louder and louder these days, so that the old man can't hold back, and the whole person seems to be floating.But what makes the Elder even more happy is that the saint is going to stop court for three days!three days!How can this make the Elder who only rests for three days a month unhappy?

Although it is said that the saint has to go to work and send off his son if he does not go to court, the elder is happy that he does not have to go to court. You must know that now he is not so much going to court every day as he is tossing every day.Except for the Ministry of Rites, the other four wars against the Ministry of Households, each of them is asking for money. This court is like a war, and all the unreasonable ones must be photographed back, and the reasonable ones will be cut back in half!

Can he show the public to see such a detrimental thing?

It's different now that he doesn't need to go to court. He only needs to get up early to send off his son at the gate of the palace, and then show off his son who looks more and more like his own, and then he can go to work in the household department to show his prestige.

As I said before, Mr. Lu Dan, Minister of the Ministry of Household Affairs, is already very old. He is a veteran who has gone through two dynasties. If it weren't for the sage's tendency to wait for a long time, this old man might survive the third dynasty.But such a veteran has worked hard in the Ministry of Finance for decades, and it can be said that he has managed the Ministry of Households in an iron bucket. After being suddenly airborne, the Eldest asked Mr. Liu to find out——

You can't let this old man take his two pictures for nothing, can you?

After getting the first-hand information, the Elder was listless and in a bad mood.This household department is obviously not easy to mess with. If you don’t do it well, you will become a blame man, so the old man reduced the live broadcast in this way. After all, the image is the first!How could he let the broad masses of the people see how miserable he is?How much it affects his image.

It's different now, he was like a nail, he stuck into the household department at once, caused a lot of trouble for Lu Dan, and was thrown a lot of blame by Lu Dan, the two sides were in the same position in the eyes of the ministers Water and fire are average.One is old but still doesn't want to be virtuous, and the other is just emerging, and his momentum is unstoppable. When two tigers fight, one will be injured.

And everyone thought it would be Lu Dan, after all, time is so ruthless.

After the old man opened the live broadcast, it really caused a lot of exclamation. Countless people who followed his Weibo and live broadcast room saw the live broadcast at the first time, and then rushed to tell the news.

And the Eldest Master is appearing at the gate of the palace at this time, who else is the person beside Lian Mengmeng?As a child with an intelligent brain, Lian Mengmeng, a child who follows the trend and pays attention to his father, how could he not discover his father's secret behavior?So Lian Mengmeng, who was already ten years old, instantly raised her head, raised her chest, retracted her stomach, and raised her chin slightly, looking like a tall and straight tree.

The old man glanced at his son's actions and knew that his son must have known his tricks. This little bastard is really a thief and a thief.

Thinking of it this way, the Eldest Master had a proud expression on his face.

[Aww, I'm cute!It's been a long time since I've seen Mengmeng wearing a long gown and a gown tied with a little blame. Looking at it this way, I really look like a girl! 】【Hey, hey, don't mention it here! 】【←+1, girls, be careful what the old man blows up! 】【My Lian's cute peach blossom eyes are simply too cute, these eyes are much more flirtatious than his father's! 】

[I can't agree more, and I don't know if Lian Mengmeng did it on purpose. Anyway, this half-smile looks more offensive than the old man who is always bluffing. Well, I suddenly remembered the word "Queen Gong" Son! 】

[Hehe, I have never thought of anyone other than Lian Mengmeng and Jing Baobao who can match up to each other!But for the sake of morality... I only hope that the two of them will not have CP in the future, and the two brothers will live forever! 】

[Don't pinch CP here!It's so rare to see Lian Mengmeng, don't you just have this feeling?I just think that Mengmeng's height seems to be a little taller, hey, don't go so fast, I don't expect him to grow up at all! 】【I don't think there is one?You don't think it's any higher than Li Erbing? 】【← Don't be blind!That's Li Erbing wearing a booster pad, okay?I don't know how much he has worn out, or what height-enhancing medicine he has taken, but Mengmeng is really taller QAQ]

[After confirming it, I just carried it on my back. Lian Mengmeng and Jing Baobao are twins of the same age, so we have to face the fact that Jing Baobao has also grown up... I really want to @帝国皇太子-君宇, hurry up Please bring back the two little highnesses, don't let them grow up! 】

Jia She looked at the long-lost barrage with subtle expressions. Although he didn't want his son to grow up so fast because of the influence there, after all, it would be troublesome to try to delay his son's marriage all the time, but the one over there didn't want to grow up... Is it a pedophile?Will their two sons be peerless when they grow up?Without vision!

It has been a long time since Li Erbing saw Jia She sent his son off in person.Although it is said that one of them went to the palace to go to school and the other went to the palace to go to court at the same time, the elder really wanted to exchange feelings with his son, but who made the son not too young here?

Eleven years old, if the country boy is probably already discussing marriage.Although the Elder Master does not intend to allow his son to marry a wife and have children here, he is now following the advice of experts from the empire, and regularly drinks the specially improved essence for the two children, but he must also take into account his son's reputation here no?

It doesn't matter whether the courtiers say that he dotes on his son or disciplines him too much, it's not good.

So the old man and his son turned into two carriages, one in front and one behind, and then opened a small group, pulling themselves, Lian Mengmeng, Jun Gu, and Jing Baobao into it, they went out here in the morning, and there Jing Baobao and Jun Gu also washed up and prepared to have breakfast, but they can have time to chat together.

This is also a regular time for their family of four to exchange feelings.

Because I heard about Li Erbing and Dai Quan on Xingwang yesterday, the Elder Master looked Li Erbing up and down today, making Li Erbing's expression subtle— —

This guy, doesn't he know something?But thinking that his master neither sent a letter to him, nor said in front of Jia Lian that children should not know, he was relieved and told himself not to think too much.Who knew Jia She's next sentence made him almost jump up.

"Hey, I thought I was wrong. Why did I see that you are almost a head taller than our Lian'er? Isn't that a little bit wrong?"

Li Erbing gritted his teeth secretly, and said with a smirk: "This is not God's love. After all, I have been ridiculed for decades because of this head. Now the sky has eyes, let me grow taller, and can block other people's tricks." Mouth."

Jia Amnesty let out a heck, and then glanced at his lower body, which made Li Erbing's face change, what's going on?Could it be that his beard was exposed?Or Adam's apple?

Jia She looked at him with terrified eyes but didn't continue to scare him, after all, this guy is also loyal and courageous, what can he do to compensate the king if he is frightened?He just patted Jia Lian on the shoulder who was watching the play, and said to him, "Come to the household department to find me after school today. Today, dad will take you out for a good meal."

Li Erbing secretly breathed a sigh of relief, and hurriedly took Jia Lian away after agreeing with a smile, as if there was a vicious dog chasing after him.

Seeing his stupidity, Jia She felt it was funny, so he greeted his son and sent a follower elf to follow them.Since it is going to be broadcast live, of course it must be fair. You can't just watch Lian Mengmeng and not Jing'er for the melon eaters, right?Those who don't know think that the old man is partial, and he won't take the blame.

Jia Lian quickened his pace and followed behind him. After entering the palace gate and walked for a long time, he said to Li Erbing who was already a little out of breath: "Elder-in-law, you don't have to walk so fast, my father is just joking with you." .”

Li Erbing was a little embarrassed at once, but he didn't want to admit that it was because of Jia She that he walked so fast, so he hesitated and still didn't say anything.However, he and the two young eunuchs behind him both had heaving chests, while Jia Lian was calm and did nothing, so he couldn't help but be amazed.

He figured it out, after drinking that baby, everyone's reaction is different, like he might have grown taller and the thing below, and there is a tendency to grow taller, while Lianmengmeng The Jia Zhen he met by chance last time had grown in strength and physical strength, and their young highness was more intelligent than before, so he should be smarter.

"It's because our family is worried that today is too late and you will leave in a hurry. Speaking of which, I heard that you have another cousin?"

Jia Lian said with a smile: "Elder-in-law actually knows too? It's because he has an extra cousin. He just held the third wash yesterday. Unfortunately, he was asleep when I went to my grandmother's place to say hello these two days. I haven't seen what he looks like yet." .”

Li Erbing said in his heart, who in the entire capital doesn't know that your father lost his mind and obtained a piece of extremely extraordinary jade? The newborn kid in the second room?If it weren't for everyone knowing that your first house and the second house were incompatible before, and those who were run over by the second house would all live in the stables, there would probably be such a good thing to say that the child belongs to your father!But he wouldn't tell Jia Lian such dirty things, he just said: "I heard that your father gave him a piece of jade, I think it's a bit rare."

After all, there are so many people in the capital who know Jia She's famous name in antiques and stones. They have only seen him buy things, but who have seen him sell things or give them away?It can be seen that it is only in and out!

Jia Lian understood the meaning of his words, and Jia Amnesty was called by Jia's mother after returning home from the household department yesterday, telling him that she let him carry the pot on his back.

The old lady has said everything, what else can I do besides pinching my nose and admitting it?However, the elder turned around and complained to Lian Mengmeng, and then told Baby Jing after going online, because he was afraid that his two sons would believe it was true, so would he lose money?

But even though he explained it clearly to his son, he described the beauty of that piece of jade well, and even showed the photos to the two sons. Refined, can it be the same as ordinary jade?

So Jia Lian smiled at Li Erbing at this time and said, "That jade is not as magical as it is said to be. It is just a slightly more beautiful jade. I think it is not as good as emerald."

Li Erbing believed what he said. With Jia She's stinginess, can he give something good to his nephew?I think it's just that everyone agreed with Jia's mother.

After arriving at the East Palace, Jia Lian arrived at the study room earlier than usual because of the sudden rush, and Situ Jing had just arrived at this time. Seeing him, he smiled and said, "What good food are you and Dad going to eat today?"

Obviously this boy also watched the live broadcast.

However, Situ Jing, who has always been careful, said such things because he opened the barrier and was not afraid that others would hear his conversation with Jia Lian.

His words were like dropping a drop of water into the frying pan, which made the blood of all the melon eaters watching the live broadcast boil with enthusiasm——

[Baby Jing, look at me, look at me, look at me! 】【The two Highnesses obviously didn't follow the script. Did the Elder finally give up on letting you play on your own? 】【Elder Master didn't bring Baby Jing with him, bad review!A strong call for a family of four to go out to eat!Why is the family always separated? 】

Jia Lian guessed what Situ Jing was thinking when he saw Situ Jing's expression, he was jealous.

He leaned over to Situ Jing and whispered, "Why don't we go to the side and ask?"

The so-called side is of course the study of Jun Gu.Jun Gu is obviously also a hard worker with capital letters and bold letters, and he contributes to the empire and Dayong day and night.

But the sage stopped court for three days, he didn't care about anything, he just had people move the memorial from Taigan Palace to Yuqing Palace, so after having breakfast with Situ Jing, Jun consciously went to the study to work hard.

Jia Lian didn't know about this, but Situ Jing did. The young man shook his head without hesitation, and said, "No need, let's wait another day."

Being rejected by his brother involuntarily, Jia Lian was not discouraged, and directly asked Nezha to send a text message to his own father: Do you want to be with Xiao Jing?

The next moment Jia She replied: Of course, with the prince.

Although Situ Jing had already changed Jia She's name to call him father or father, but Jia Lian was very self-conscious, and he was determined not to call father king or father, so now Jia Lian only calls him "father". A title like Prince or Your Highness.

Jun Gu himself has no objection to this, and Jia She is also very considerate of his son, since he can't shout, he won't shout, anyway, his father is enough to have himself.

It was only then that Jia Lian knew that his father had already discussed it with the prince, and immediately happily talked about it with Situ Jing, and saw that the corners of the lips on the face that always had a stingy smile were slightly curved.Jia Lian slandered that this was indeed a tsundere, and murmured to him: "I think instead of eating outside, it's better for us to take a walk outside, and then how about you come to my place to eat? Mrs. Gao's cooking skills are comparable to ours. Dad is much stronger."

Listening to him making complaints about Jia She's cooking skills, not talking about the reaction on the live broadcast, but just talking about Situ Jing, he couldn't hold back his smile. He pinched Jia Lian's slightly rounded cheeks and said, "You're okay." Show off to me."

Because he remembered that he was broadcasting live, he did not say "I have never eaten" and other words that would make the audience unable to resist 818. Instead, he also sent a text message to Jia She, saying to Jia She: "Father, Lian Mengmeng told me to go to Rongguo Mansion to eat."

Jia She took a look, okay, this must be my son acting like a baby!What's wrong with eating this at home?Halfway through this time, Jia Lian also sent a message: "Dad, let's go for a stroll in the street first and then take Xiao Jing home, I have something good for him!"

Jia She thought, little bastard, didn't you take all your things from your father and me?But thinking that he really didn't give Xiao Jing any treasure, he felt guilty, and the old man planned to let his son pull the car back directly!So I couldn't help but send a text message to the other father of the child to let me know, and I was embarrassed by the way.

Jun Gu can feel the frightening aura evoked by the pavement just by reading the text, thinking, yours?Didn’t yours also come alone?

At this time, the elder finally arrived at the household department. After he straightened his official robes and lifted the curtain to go out, he was watched by the household officials who paid attention all the way into his room, and then everyone looked at his face. Onlookers watched his serious work.After seeing the piles of subordinates who were almost queuing up to ask for instructions, everyone complained about Dayong's work efficiency, and felt sorry for their elders who asked about almost everything.

In fact, Jia Amnesty is also helpless. If he is not the second in command who is deliberately looking for trouble by the first in command, he can decentralize the power. He can grasp the large and let go of the small. He is a confidant who has been cultivated, but it is still too early to shake Lu Dan.

In the evening, just as Lin Ruhai announced that get out of class was over in the East Palace, the two little guys quickly packed up their textbooks faster than ever before, and put them into their small schoolbags.

Now that the weather is getting hot, Jia Amnesty was worried that the schoolbag would be too hot, so he asked someone to make a compartment, and replaced the original cowhide with softer and thinner lambskin, and made a layer of interlayer on the contact part of the back. Inside the interlayer is a thin water bag made of tai cowhide. After rinsing with water, put it in the school bag. It is cool and cool without adding much weight.

It's just that the great master's painstaking efforts are of no use, the little eunuch will carry his eldest son's schoolbag back and forth, and the younger son goes to school at home, which is useless.

Of course, the old man doesn't care about this. What he cares about is actually just a point of expressing his father's love. He has already satisfied himself by doing it. Whether the child feels his love is another matter.

Lin Ruhai took the two children's reactions into consideration, and because it was not easy to ask Situ Jing, she asked Jia Lian, "Lian'er, why are you so happy after class today?" Even during class, he always lost his mind?

Jia Lian smiled shyly at his uncle and said, "My father said that His Highness and Young Highness are invited to visit the mansion today."

So Tanhualang was a little confused.

Although it is said that Jun Gu is "temporarily living" in the East Palace, the sage has never said that he cannot leave the East Palace, but since he moved back to the East Palace, Jun Gu has never been out of the East Palace, and has never met officials other than Bai Shu, himself and Jia She. , There is a great intention to escape from the world and have no intention of government affairs.It's been a long time, and no one wants to show his presence in front of him, after all, you can't even enter the door of the East Palace.

But now Jia She's trick made people think that Jun Gu was still a prince who could freely enter and leave the palace. Before that, he didn't see guests and didn't leave the palace, but he didn't want to.

It's just that the choice of time is really... Lin Tanhua really wants to complain about her uncle, so why can't you change the date?As soon as the sage transported all the memorials to the East Palace, you let His Highness go out of the palace to gain a sense of presence, is it really okay?

But soon the big boss made a grand appearance. Jun Gu had changed into ordinary clothes and appeared at the door of the study with a smile on his face, which made the eyes of the two teenagers shine.

Jun Gu looked at them with a smile before saying to Lin Ruhai: "Ruhai, do you want to go shopping with me today?"

Lin Ruhai really didn't want to see his alcoholic brother-in-law, so he declined because of Lin's mother's body.However, Jia Lian, who knew that her aunt was pregnant, looked at him with peachy eyes and a smile on her face, "I know this is your excuse, but I won't expose you", Lin Ruhai couldn't help thinking hard Pinch this kid's little face.

He really looks more and more like his father!

Jun Gu said: "Since that's the case, I don't want to force you, so let's go out of the palace together. Jing'er looks fine in this outfit today, so there is no need to change it."

In order to cultivate the brotherhood between the two of them, Jun Gu is very concerned about the food and clothing expenses of the two of them in the East Palace. Even the style and materials of the clothes Situ Jing wears are very similar to Jia Lian's usual ones, which are different from those of Jia Lian. Other grandchildren.

Lin Ruhai: "..."

He had an ominous feeling.

In fact, he's absolutely right.

The group of people came out of the palace gate together with countless attentions, and saw that Jia She had changed into normal clothes and was looking at them leisurely. When they saw themselves, they even smiled and greeted: "Hey, brother-in-law, are you with us today?"

No, actually I refuse!Lin Ruhai signaled him with his eyes.

Jia She was amused by his bitter eyes, thinking about the various emoticons of him circulating on the Internet after I asked him for a drink last time, Jia She was so happy that he said to him: "Okay, okay, I don't It’s hard for you, you’d better go home to accompany the old lady and my sister.” The family of four is just right, eat something casually on the street to fill their stomachs, and then go back to have a big meal at night, so there is no need for such a dazzling light bulb.

Relieved, Tanhualang immediately saluted the old man, and then left without looking back.

Seeing his teacher being "bullied" by his father in this way, and "sweeping the ground" in front of their two disciples, Jia Lian was overjoyed, and Baby Jing also had a smile on his lips.

Jia Amnesty looked at those sneaky eyes around him, and was not interested in wasting time acting for them, so he asked Jungu to get into their carriage first, and then helped Baby Jing up with his own hands, and then got into the carriage with Jia Lian, the coachman who was hot With a whip, he went straight to Nancheng.