Da Laoye's Road to Internet Celebrity [Red Mansion]

For the past two days, every day has been a good day for Grand Master She.

First, the good friend was released, then the master was granted the title of Marquis, and then he received the genetic evolution fluid last night, and today is the day to send his son to study!

Speaking of sending his son to school, the old master didn't feel the slightest bit, so he just went to school, who's child isn't like this?But when he became a middle-aged online banker, many things were more or less different.Among other things, the pampering of the people on this star network to the child still makes the old man very touched.

Seeing someone send their children to school on the first day, tears were shed on the spot!

Seeing people personally pick up their children to and from school every day, all kinds of pride!

Seeing that the child is more than ten years old, I still let him hold him when he met me, and he will not walk by himself!

After such a comparison, the old man who thinks he is already a good father who loves his children has to admit that he has been compared!

And if it's compared to a group of women, it's fine, those who use their children's legs all day long are all men!

So even if the son went to study at Jia Jing's house next door, Jia She, who thought he was a good old man, followed him early in the morning. First of all, he checked the schoolbag prepared by the book boy for his son-of course, it was the old man who said it himself. People broke their legs and tossed out.

The old man thinks that this indigo blue color is embroidered with a pattern of Lianke all the way, and there are patterns of lychee, walnut, and longan. Naturally, it is taken from the meaning of three yuan in Lianzhong, which is an excellent meaning.

Jia Lian had already shown off this schoolbag yesterday, and he thought it was very strange, and there were a lot of small pockets, and although there was padding on the shoulder straps, it didn't feel hot when you carried it on your back, and it fit well with your back. The side that touches is still made of buffalo leather. According to his father, he will make him a whole buffalo leather in winter.

Naturally, Jia Lian was overjoyed by this, and didn't think about how heavy the whole bag would be if it was made of buffalo leather.

Of course, even if he knew, he probably wouldn't care. Isn't there still a book boy?Still use him to carry the schoolbag himself?

Since Mrs. Wang is still packing things up under the pretext of not moving out of Rongxi Hall, Jia Amnesty sent his son to Ningguo Mansion, which is only a stone's throw away, by a sedan chair from the black gas door of his East Courtyard today. .

Because he is both the patriarch and the head of the house, and this time Jia Amnesty is asking for help from others, Jia Jing naturally will not greet him at the gate in person.Then the job naturally fell on Jia Zhen.

Speaking of which, this brother Zhen is also good-looking, and he also has the style of his ancestors, tall and handsome.But it is exactly this kind of Jia Zhen, even if she becomes an old man, she is still a playboy.

After Jia Jing visited Jia She's illness, when he returned home, he directly asked Jiafa to beat him twenty boards on his buttocks.

And the so-called education of Jia Zhen is to let him memorize on the hospital bed, if he can't memorize it, he will continue to smoke!Where the meat is easy to smoke!

After such a toss, even though Jia Jing’s wife clearly knew that her husband was doing it for his son’s good, Jia Jing still hugged his son and cried for a few times, coaxing him, feeling sorry for him, and even scaring him— —

Your father has made a cruel heart!He said that since he has Rong'er, he will not be afraid of the last one. If you really don't live up to it, even if you are killed, you will not let you go!

Jia Zhen was terrified of being beaten and frightened!

It's even more embarrassing——

Why did you go when you were an old man?Why did you ignore me so early?When I'm so old, you can just hit me if you say so?How old is my son, how shameless am I?

But he didn't grow it. How many sons would dare to resist being an old man?Not to mention going out and messing around, it's Jia Jing who has shown mercy to him now that he can get off the ground with both feet!

But life would suddenly become so miserable from Fuwo, of course Jia Zhen put all the blame on Jia She, if it wasn't for him, would his father have regretted not being a Taoist priest to manage him?As the saying goes, it's not too late for the king to take revenge for ten years, and when he was planning to "repay" Jia She in the future, Jia She was actually granted the title of Marquis!

Oh my god!

Even someone like Jia Amnesty can be named a Marquis, so why should his father no longer be named Duke?

But thinking about what I heard about Mi Xin that day, and thinking about Jia She's entrusting his son to Lin Ruhai and his father, this kind of fatherly feelings...

Jia Zhen is not stupid. In fact, he doesn't want to be a second-class or even a third-class general when he becomes a prince. If he really gets to that point, what will happen to his son and grandson in the future?But he knew it in his heart, but he still killed him if he wanted to study!Hey hey!

So when I met Jia She today, Jia Zhen was about ten years younger than Jia She because of her age, and said to him with a bitter face: "My Uncle She, you have made my nephew miserable!"

Looking at his bitter face, then at his weak legs and awkward buttocks, the old man couldn't help laughing and said: "Your father cares about you for your own good, just like I do for Lian'er. Even if your father leaves everything to you in the future, what will you do to keep it?" Without waiting for his answer, he threw him a jade bottle and said, "Drink it quickly."

Jia Zhen was stunned looking at the mutton fat jade bottle, she never expected Jia Amnesty to be so generous.

And no matter what is inside, this bottle is too luxurious!

Seeing his surprised face, Jia She was rather terrified. The jade on Xingwang is so cheap that you don’t want it. He customized this kind of jade bottle to hold the evolution liquid and didn’t spend a lot of money. Now wait for the things to drink Master, I can still take out the bottle and sell it, what a bargain!

But the fly in the ointment is that although the jade is good, the carver is really unsatisfactory, and all of them have the same appearance, what a pity!

Seeing that Jia Zhen was only looking at the bottle, he couldn't help snorting: "Drink it quickly, it's a good healing medicine, and it can also improve your memory. If you don't drink it, I'll leave it to Lian'er!"

Can Jia Zhen give it?

Hippie smiled and said: "How can you be an uncle like this, and you can take this thing back after you give it away? Although I don't know who tricked you, I still drank this thing."

After speaking, he opened the bottle and smelled it. It didn't smell at all, it was no different from white water.Jia Zhen thought to herself, this must have been tricked!Where is there any medicine that can act as a sore and improve memory?Ghost letter!No, he pardons uncle... Hehe...

After a mouthful of boredom, Jia Zhen directly put the bottle back, and then directly copied the bottle and put it in her sleeve pocket, and then said to Jia Amnesty as if nothing happened: "My master is still waiting for you." Then she revealed to Jia Lian With a bitter face, he said: "Lian'er, you and your brother will have to live a hard life in the future, my father...don't mention learning!"

Jia She left the two of them behind to exchange class feelings, and the ruling class himself strode forward to directly exchange feelings with his father!

After walking unimpededly all the way to Jia Jing's study, he saw Jia Jing holding a book and reading it engrossed.

Jia Amnesty didn't see the title of the book, and he didn't know if it was a top-notch book, but he said bluntly: "This is too pretentious. You still don't give me a serious look when you know I'm here."

Jia Jing glanced at him, "Why are you here in the way? Could it be that you're going to be tied up and you can't fix it?"

"That's true. I gave your son a bottle just now. Here, this is for you. Drink it quickly." After speaking, the elder directly handed over a jade bottle that was slightly larger than that for Jia Zhen.

Jia Jing looked at the bottle of mutton fat jade and then at Jia She with a frightened expression on his face, and couldn't help saying: "I thought your family was empty, but I never thought it could be done like this."

Jia She gave him a blank look, "Don't make trouble with your son, give me a drink quickly."

"Buying the box and returning the pearl is talking about ordinary people like you." Jia Jing snorted, but simply opened the bottle and drank the contents completely, without asking him what was in it.

Seeing him drink, Jia Amnesty said: "Okay, you also take this bundle of repairs, I will go back first, and I will pick him up when Lian'er is back from school in the afternoon."

Jia Jing: "..."

So close to home and still want to pick up?

He really shouldn't have drunk it just now, at least he has to test it, after all, this thing is not normal anymore!

At this time, the two brothers who were exchanging feelings also came in. Jia She was reluctant to touch his son's head, and told him to study hard, but don't be tired, don't be polite to your uncle, and you can eat whatever you want at noon My aunt said so.

Jia Jing sneered when he said it directly, "If you are worried, take it back to me!"

Jia She gave him a white look. If you are like this, your son deserves to be afraid of you and disobedient!Don't understand the importance of education!laity!

In this way, the Elder Master returned home feeling overwhelmed by the sense of superiority of Gao Jia Jingyi, went straight to the study, and then stared at the remaining evolutionary fluid and wondered how to send this thing to the East Palace.

but……

The master drank three bottles of this thing in one go after he received it last night!

Before falling asleep, the master is always excited!He was so excited that he didn't fall asleep in the middle of the night, so much so that Jun Jinjiang directly gave him a hypnosis before he fell asleep.But early this morning, the elder was so excited and looking forward to it, but what happened?

A pillar of support!No! !

When you are full, you overflow!No! ! !

But apart from this regret, the Elder felt that his mind was more clear-headed than ever before, and his whole body stinks——

The smell is so strong, I didn't know that I thought the old man couldn't take care of himself, so what's on the bed! ! !

so embarrassing!

So before sending his son off, the elder took a bath first, and then asked Mrs. Xing to deal with his bed cover.And when he got to his son who was sent to sleep next door and called Lian Mengmeng to get up, he saw his son looking at him in fear, which gave him a flash of inspiration and asked, "Son, did you wet the bed?"

Lian Mengmeng's little face couldn't be more red, it was so red that it stained her eye sockets, she looked like she was about to cry!

Jia She then hurriedly rubbed his head, and comforted him: "It's okay, it's just a little smelly, it's because the medicine that Dad gave you has worked, it's a good thing!"

Lian Mengmeng shook her head, tears finally rolled down, "No, it's Lian'er...really... peed..."

That last sound was barely audible.

Jia She was stunned, and quickly asked Mr. Jinjiang, only to find out that although this thing has no sequelae, the effect will be strengthened or weakened according to the age after each oral administration, but for Lian Mengmeng, it is obviously very strong, strong enough to He didn't even hold back, and excreted it out by direct excretion.

Therefore, Xing was actually very embarrassed.

She had just woken up early in the morning, and before she had acted a good mother to Jia Lian who was going to school, she was ordered by him to cover up these two ugly things.

It's not easy for her!

Speaking of which, when Jia Amnesty handed Jia Zhen the jade bottle, Jia Lian actually tried to say something, and Jia Zhen actually saw it.

Jia Zhen thought to herself, it seems that Uncle Xi's mind is not clear, but Lian'er is still smart, but it's too late to say anything, I'm going to decide on this thing, brother!After all, your father has made my brother and I suffer so much, it won't hurt the feelings of my uncle and nephew by collecting something!

understand?

After he and Lao Tzu went to the latrine seven or eight times together, Jia Zhen looked at Jia Lian viciously and said, "Lian'er, tell big brother, do you know that you will go to the latrine after drinking?"

Jia Lian was taken aback by him, but looking at Jia Jing's eyes, he couldn't help but shook his head and said, "No, no, Lian'er also drank..."

"Then you went to have diarrhea?" Jia Zhen asked in surprise.

Jia Lian shook her head, her little face was pale, and she said in a low voice, "No... After Lian'er drank... she wet the bed... I heard that Master also..."

So, Jia She, who came to pick up his son after school, saw the son who lowered his head and played the role of a poor boy, and the father-son team behind him with strange complexion, and his eyes were ruthless and full of murderous intent!

Jia Amnesty: "..."

What's wrong with the father and son?What did the old man do?

Seeing Jia Jing sweeping up and down on him, and then staying in a certain place for a few seconds, he looked at him meaningfully and said: "I heard that you wet the bed last night?"

Jia Amnesty: "..."

№1: Grandpa is off for one day today, don’t open the forest!

№2: Is it because of sending out dog food with the male god, and then being cleaned up by that guy?

№3: What the hell, the old man is so scumbag, is this the prince who has a crush on us, or is he in love with the scrawny prince?(╯▽╰)╭

№4: Help post: [@恩大老师: The worst thing in the world is being cheated on]

№5: Hahahahaha, didn’t he post a bunch of pictures of sending his son to study on Weibo today?I was so moved that I couldn't do it. I thought that although he was a scumbag, he changed his mind in front of his son, and it turned out that he was slapped in the face like that hahahahaha!

№6: Facts?Looking up at LS

№7: This is the picture that the expert sent out based on the last time he went out of the city. Look at it, you can see it clearly. This is a street, and this side of the street is his house, and this side of the street is Mr. Jing’s house!Two families and one ancestor!Live on one street!Just next door!Neighbors!I am almost laughable! ! !

№8: I was so reluctant to give it away, and the love between father and son was so deep, the result... 23333

№9: The Grand Master is just a joke without explanation!

№10: But on the first day of my son, even if he is going to a relative's house to study, he still has to go there. Although it is a bit joyful... I am only curious about what Lian Mengmeng did!Will you be beaten?

№11: I don’t feel very good at it. Recently, he’s obviously been following the trend of #玄自己是一恋子狂魔#!Yes, it’s #恋子狂魔# or #赵子狂魔#, when it comes to @恩大主, he’s showing off that he’s a Lianzikuangmo!

№12: Laughing wildly, yes, he is the master of this painting style!

№13: Look at the pictures, look at the pictures, look at the pictures!Lian Mengmeng sent this up, but I can't understand it without subtitles [@恩大老师: That brat's review! [Lian Mengmeng wrote two big pages of "Lian Mengmeng will never cheat on you again".JPG]]

№14: I feel that the handwriting of my little male god looks a little better!Although still do not understand.

№15: The critical moment is to summon the beast! @Concentrate on the ancient dog

哈16: Hahahahahahahahah invites hahahahahaha, I laughed at me ... This is the [琏 Meng Meng never dare to pit father afterwards] But it can be seen that the word Yan Mengmeng is much better than before.

№17: The elder is indeed a father with such a magical style of painting!This thing can be done!But I really want to know what my little male god did, laughing and crying